₦airaland Forum

Romanoff:
Forget, after food, shopping then sex and travel.

That's the order.

DarlingtonC:
What are you? Man or woman?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why do you ask?[/color]

SonofGod231:
I once went on a first date with a "lady"(met through a what'sapp group for singles). She turned up at the restaurant with her eight year old daughter and a set of 4yrs old twin boys,I remember she told me she was a single mother and has a Spa/Saloon at Festac.I wasn't expecting what I saw,She said they followed her to work throughout the day so she brought them along.First,I told her I wanted us to have dinner together and possibly we both move back to my hotel room coz I wasn't based in Lag but had an official car with me I normally use to move around the town.We even talked about she giving a massage with happy ending which she agreed and we laughed about it. It was 7pm already,The whole children thing was freaking me out,I asked and She said their Dad was a useless somebody who lives in Liberia were they met.We didn't talk much again. I just went to the Gents and left the restaurant through another exit. She must have tried my number a couple of times that night.But that was the last time we ever saw,I just left the group the following day.

xtervaganza:
I would ask her to stop with her phone or get away from my face. Thats what I did to a lady like that. Told her she needs to leave me or do away with the phone

Valkan:
Mine was in 2009 we scheduled a meet but had to reschedule since she wasn't living close though,on that day I was excited cos we already had more than chemistry online,well after the date I was disappointed not that she was ugly but jeez aunty was always on the phone during the date at a point I wanted to throw away her phone but I decided not to instead me as sharp guy just brought out my own
since I no get anybody to call I just enter Facebook na so we just sit there till I decided we have fooled ourselves enough paid the bills and left reached home deleted her number and blocked her and didn't even call to know if she has reached home and up till now she never call not that I was expecting her to

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why do I keep dreaming about being in labour when I am not even pregnant and have never been?[/color]

Slimdan360:
Stop being a selfish and stingy person,the more u give,the greater u receive,know this and know peace

benhope222:
Thanks man I'll do as you said.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You read me right, Nairalanders.

I shall be deactivating this account soon. I am going to miss all of you so much. Especially my NL boyfriends, followers, crushes(crushers and crushees), and my benefactors. My time here was worth it while it lasted. Bid me farewell and wish me well. Seun Osewa, you are about to lose a meaningful member who has brought your forum joy.

Gosh. I am so teary right now.

Flirtyjane:
To the married women mostly;

Did your husband change the bed or foam after marrying you?

If no, then why are you proudly calling it matrimonial bed?

donnie:
I had warned before, stay away from that June12 protest if you're Igbo. The oga of Lagos with his Fulani masters have planned to use you as scapegoat.

By the way, I'm not Igbo but I see it and warn. Warn/ share with all those you know.

tnerro1:
To show the ex what he or she missed

If an ex invites you for his or her wedding, just know you will still be able to fvck him or her when you want, fact...

Theboy21:
Somebody is going to get fvcked

Nomanlike:
This particular one is beautiful and has the kinda Fat ass I always fantasize about.

Onyi22:
They should allow this man to rest in peace first

Khd95:
IF I FIND MY WAY OUT OF THIS TRAP, THE ONLY THING THAT WILL MY CONCERN ME IS MY MOM AND SIBLINGS

Truekay:
It doesn't take much time to know. Mallami is an error in government who talks before thinking.

Jeon:
Waiting for others.