₦airaland Forum

You know the process & you are still here.
You are encouraging Japa, but you like the suffering
You better go find work, you are the one with no life.

appointments:
Haha doesn't matter. I know the process and help people. Person wey dey sell coffin dey use am? Get a life bro!

You wey never comot, wan help people Japa

appointments:
Nigerian graduates sef. The text asked you to check your email for further details. Is Nairaland now your email inbox?

You applied to the Management trainee role, you got text and first thing is to come to Nairaland to ask people who don't care ?

Better japa to the UK as soon as possible. See my siggy

I expected your comment, cos you are beyond saving.

NwaAdazzi:
Pele Jesus Christ;-)

You are beyond saving

NwaAdazzi:
Julian put the lives of some many Americans in the middle East in danger by leaking classified information,There is a price for everything,He could have reached out to the US govt for a financial settlement but instead he chose to play the role of Robin Hood.

Pray to God to give you just a minute proportion of Putin's 1% intelligence & you won't be on here writing all this rubbish.

plaindealer:
Ode, PouTin, Finland saw you coming, they were ready and the little 10% they get from you is replaceable with ease, you just scored your own goal again.

Blackmail and hostage-taking is like saying to your customers never to trust or rely on you.

This is the kind of threat that led Finland to NATO in the first place.

PouTin is just too dumb and overrated.

People will just run their mouth anyhow.
As if he can even breath without permission if it was Adolf Hilter.

Stop saying what you don't know... What i confirm from the write-up is alcohol delays ejaculation, if you doubt me, just drink 2bottles of big Legend(not my brand tho) & call off my bullshit

Ninejaywon:
This article was surely sponsored by an alcoholic beverage company.

Believe it your own peril.

Gradually reduce the dosage & don't stop abruptly...might take like 6months to wear off.
Sorry bro was once in your shoes.

Always learn to read well & not just be spreading whatever that comes from your hateful heart

nzeobi:
Your ambassador was treated like a common criminal and all you could do was issue press statements.

Indonesia has been treating Nigeria and Nigerians as trash from time immemorial including extorting Nigerians at their airports and in the City.

Anyway a country that doesn't treat it's citizens with dignity should not expect foreigners to respect them

Spits!

Realtalk20:
Hush

You are a kid I guess
Nairaland should have a +18 user control access

Realtalk20:
Hush and go read your books

Which bragging?
I wonder how you people reason...Who brags on the news,movies etc claiming they have the best of the best & paint the other party bad...Russia right?

Realtalk20:
A teenager like you doesn't understand anything

Russia are known for bragging just like North Korea and China

Learn to be silent if you don't know anything

Is that a Carrier? You people just come online & write nonsense & some others that don't really read the content of articles will start clicking likes

Bluntguy:
With the US fighter jets on board the British carrier Putin no get that kind liver. In fact he should brace up for Ukraine joining NATO. Crimea may be ground for the next world war.
Infact, wey that pastor Righteousness sef, make him come tell us how the world go take bring the world to an end.

Your type are the useless ones in the country

Akudaisi:
that's what am saying,but look around you where bridges collapsing and killing and injuring people is Normal,who even get persecuted for the loss nobody, Nigeria is useless

Where are our sane climes crooners?

I thought I was the only one that noticed that
*Sane climes*

Golan007:
Sane climes crooners would say otherwise.

Your RIp as no meaning that also goes for your existence.
Nature rejects you pray for you to see another day cos those guys didn't make the people who raised you miserable.

RingRoadMafia:
They are most likely Buhari supporters. I have no sympathy for bororos. They can all go to hell and burn to ashes!

All of you crying blood under my mentions can continue crying. These guys would've had their mentality set like that of the average northerner; with nothing but pure hared for the South. It's funny how many of those quoting me are southerners and christians. The earlier you lots wake up and smell the coffee, the better. Dem niggaz got no love for us and would gladly see any of you burn! I don talk finish. A word they say, is enough for the wise.

What is IMF waiting for? You should be employed ASAP
But I know you are jobless ATM.

ityP:
The only person who wants our downfall is this old man. He is the only one breeding the disunity that you're accusing twitter of capitalising on. And no, the old fool didn't respond well. In fact, if he tweets another nonsense, myself and others will flock to report it and it will be deleted. And no, twitter no send the ban. Their value even rose during the ban while our economy dipped more

How can you see?
When your hypocritical brain is not working.
Nonsense...

vasel15:
i see nothing with what he said,nigerian army are notorious at killing civilians

Cos Kumuyi failed not to be fooled & brainwashed then he is playing to the gallery.
You are truly lost.

Onepeople:
you will understand my statement if truly u are a Christian, all the biblical prophets we read and come to respect on which premise he always stand to preach the gospel of christ, non was silent when it's comes to preaching societal ills, ills in leadership, they were all bold and confrontational. Kumuyi is playing to gallery, that is not how the supposed child of God behave.

Kumuyi himself went to greet Buhari, some hateful souls are angry over it.
Majority of the people in the world are evil(that's why there are so many bad things happening), if Buhari have so much haters then majority of them are evil.

He is a gboy.
If you are into the game you will understand what he is saying.

aybabz101:
wetin this one dey talk nw?

I was in your shoes & you should not worry too much about it, get to see a psychologist and might prescribe a antidepressant for you.
The bad side is that it takes years to get over it & stop researching on Google cos that was the trigger(same for me).
Wish you quick recovery.

Newguy999:
I am a guy, currently 22 years of age. For some time in the past I usually have occasional chest pains which comes and goes within 10 minutes. I thought it was as a result of my sugar intake as I consume soft drinks a lot with little or no exercises so I decided to cut down on my soft drink to no avail because I always end up going back to it.

Fast forward to sometime last month, I traveled to Europe to get a medical degree and when I got here, I started living on junk foods, KFC and McDonald’s as I could not cook. The chest pain came back one night and I decided to complain to my dad. Immediately I complained to him, I became conscious of it and I started fussing over it.

I went to google and everything I saw about pains in the chest always leads to cardiac arrest, stroke and dying. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, I was always trying to check my heartbeat every chance I get. My dad said it was due to the junk foods so I stopped junk foods and soft drinks as my cholesterol could be high. I still couldn’t shake off the horrible feeling I got whenever I checked my heartbeat.

I started having panic attacks and difficulties with breathing and always feeling tired. I eventually went for check up and my heartbeat showed a beat of 68 bpm. I got checked by a cardiologist, neurologist and an orthopedic doctor and they all said my vitals looked normal, blood pressure normal, blood oxygen level normal, blood sugar normal except for the orthopedic doctor who told me I had to fix my slouching posture.

It’s been a week after the check up but my life isn’t back to normal. I can’t keep complaining to my parents because I gave them quite a scare with my first complaint and I know they have their own life to live but I’m just scared, I live alone in my apartment here and I’m new so no friends yet.

Anytime I check my heartbeat it still feels irregular,I can’t enjoy the foods I use to love, I get scared of doing strenuous exercises like jogging because I’ve heard stories of people who collapsed while jogging, i don’t enjoy my sleep anymore as I read that most people with cardiac problems die in their sleep.

For a week now, I have been going for evening walks to keep fit and exercise and I only eat once a day. I eat 2 apples every day and I swallow a capsule of omega 3 fatty oil daily. The only protein I consume now is salmon or mackerel fish because of their heart strengthening capabilities.

I can’t focus on my studies anymore but I can’t complain because I don’t want to bother my parents anymore but I’m scared. Some nights I wake up with panic attacks and every morning I feel happy for sleeping and waking up successfully. I hate how flawed the human design is. Sometimes I get distracted but as soon as I feel any slight discomfort in my chest, I check my heartbeat and it feels irregular. There’s occasional sharp pains in my head that goes almost immediately and sometimes I feel blood throbbing through my veins in different parts of my body. Tomorrow I’ll be going out to get an apple series 6 watch so I can monitor my vitals better.

Sorry for the long read, I just had to let all of this out.

With comments like yours & I don't think there is hope in this country

ProfAmaben:
What is all this? Is the EFCC now meant for the South alone? So anyone with a laptop and iPhone is now a Yahoo boy?

This is barbarically barbaric.

So the people who can recognize her will do so with their imagination.

WazobiaNEWS:
OP You no try,, bring this online shouldn't have been you first step., ALEAST YOU mask her face off..

This one thinks he has made so much sense in the nonsense he wrote

BetExpert:
That's what happens when you vote for a dullard Vegetable like Biden as president. Instead of them to learn from Nigeria's mistake, they too went to vote for a Vegetable like the wicked terrorist in Aso Rock. Now America has gone from fuel abundance to fuel scarcity in less than 5 months. Fuel price in USA has doubled in some places. Una suffering just dey start. See Nigeria now, Buhari don dash Boko Haram like 5 States, dash bandits like 10 States, come dash the remaining 21 States to Killer Fulani Herdsmen. Maybe Biden go soon dash America to Al Qaeda. 911 Part 2 is loading. Una go hear wen

So that's the job of EFCC?
Some of you just talk forgetting the function of the brain and you are one of the lots castigating the present govt.
Just ask yourself, am i intelligent?

Jostoman:
How many bandit and herdsmen have they arrested since last week that they have been killing innocent people in benue.

You are a dunce

Tizu:
I pray God saves you when it will be your turn to meet the bandits, herdsmen, boko haram and ungun known men.

The problem is that who has Mr. ADVISOR spoken to?
Ungrateful lots...
Nothing you do in life, people will always find fault

Stop forming itk
There is something called Anxiety Disorder & never pray you experience such.

iLegendd:
Mtcheew

What anxiety? Everyone has anxiety at a point in their lives. All you kids do is to take drugs for any slight thing. When last did you do a physical exercise?

Forget anxiety. You took the drugs so you could last long in bed and impress.

Anyway, nothing is wrong with you — lack of proper blood flow into your pubococcygeus muscle is the cause.

Remove your mind from that, exercise, and eat well. Three days later or less, you'll be fine.

Stop taking drugs. If you want to last 7 hours in bed for the rest of your life without a single drug, read the book called Lasticle.

Download the free version here https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

I weep for you...your IQ level is subliminal

SenatePresdo:
What a fool. Inside your ant brain, Bandits doesn't have a leader?

And you are asking me the meaning of bandit leader? Did I write in Spanish?

I pity whoever that sponsored you to school at all. You ought to be a Nursery school drop out.