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Jagoon:
I swear this islam is a sick religion

In public I assume women will support this but in private will find it abhorrent. In labour a woman does not care who helps her deliver. And the doc is only after making sure all is well. To a Muslim man the doctor should not see her thighs but can see her awrat.
Maybe the Muslims should ban boy childs because the boy might 'see' as he goes out at childbirth. Not my original quote I must add.

Demmzy15:
Wetin concern u?!

That Allah the all knowing did not know that one day one of best of his people would visit a space station.

Comical stuff from our Muslim brothers.

KUALA LUMPUR, June 25 ― The Muslim observance of
modesty has reached a new level here with the
introduction of maternity pants that ensure a woman’s
aurat or intimate parts remain covered throughout
childbirth.
The distributor “MamaPride”, an online store specialising
in the pants advertised as the first of its kind in the
world, describes the garment as one that “covers thighs,
ankles and knees while in labour.”
The firm sells through Facebook, with the product,
available in three sizes ― L, XL and XXL ― priced at
RM119 each. The product is also available at select
pharmacies, according to its Facebook page.
In the advertisement, the pants appear similar to an
athletics track bottom, with only an opening at the
crotch to enable delivery.
A check of the firm’s Facebook page also revealed lists
of hospitals that are receptive or otherwise towards the
product.
In a March 20 Facebook post promoting the product, one
administrator wrote that Muslim women’s modesty was
often disregarded during childbirth.
“How embarrassed would your wife be. How embarrassed
would the mother of your child be.

http://m.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/for-sale-pants-to-cover-womens-aurat-while-giving-birth

Islam is really funny. Read this

If we know anything about Islam, it’s that its followers
are required to pray towards Mecca five times a day.
Sounds simple right? Well, maybe if you’re on Earth.
Orbiting the planet at 27,000 kph (17,000 mph) it’s a
whole different ball game. After two Muslim astronauts
encountered problems in orbit, 150 Islamic scholars
called a meeting and produced a detailed set of
guidelines for Muslims praying in space.
The Whole Bushel
When Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor blasted off to the ISS in
2007, he was the first Malaysian and only the third
practicing Muslim to visit space. But he wasn’t really
able to focus on the honor, as his journey was marked
by an improbable amount of thorny theological
quandaries.
As a devout Muslim, how would he know where to turn
to face Mecca from orbit? With a sunset and sunrise
occurring on the ISS every 90 minutes, when should he
fast for Ramadan? With water at an absolute premium in
space, how would he ritually wash himself? To answer
his questions, Malaysia called a conference of 150
Islamic scholars, who produced possibly the first
religious guide to worshiping in space.
Approved by the country’s National Fatwa Council (thus
making it official, at least in Malaysia), the document
sets out the rules for a new generation of Muslim
scientists intent on heading for the stars. Among its
recommendations were mentally projecting Mecca’s holy
mosque (the Ka’aba) into space to avoid praying to the
floor and using local time at the launch site to determine
sunrise and sunset. A damp cloth or symbolically striking
a mirror were decreed to be acceptable stand-ins for
ritual washing, while the Halal problem was got around
by advising space-faring Muslims to eat only enough to
ward off hunger.
As others have pointed out, many of these rulings open
up further paradoxes for taking religion into space. What
happens when a team of Muslims from different launch
sites works together in space? Do they designate one
launch site for sunrise and sunset or all work on different
time zones? Other issues have yet to be addressed. A
new Islamic month starts with the first sighting of the
crescent moon: Will that include the moons of future
planets we may explore? These are just a few of the
issues in the cards for the future.
Intriguing as it is, if Malaysia’s conference above teaches
us anything, it’s that space exploration is going to be
even more complex than we thought; especially if we
choose to take our religions with us.

You fall for a mad man possessed . Arabs didn't come from Ishmael. Ishmael married an Egyptian, lived in Paran or Negev desert And never ever showed up in Mecca. It was zmuhzmbzd that paedophilia prophet who decided that he descended from ishmael.

crusadistic:
why must it be 18?

According to history the crusaders were fighting back 300 years later after Islamic gangs had overrun Jerusalem. A shock to me that the Pope dare apologize for fighting back.

Maybe you prefer to live under Allah laws.. Here is an article on the caliphate slave market which when you migrate to the caliphate Wil Learn that it's not for black Muslims like you whose heads look like raisins.
Read this and watch the clip
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-fighters-barter-over-yazidi-girls-on-slave-market-day--the-shocking-video-9836589.html


Show me a black person there who looks like the devil

Muhammad betrothed Aisha at 6years but Allah the most compassionate most benevolent only allowed him to thigh her until she was ready for consummation at 9 years of age.
Looks like the Indonesian worry more about child abuse and paedophilia than their prophet.
But the hardliners would prefer 9years like the Islamic State for girls I think they too ashamed to admit to follow the sunna of the prophet of Allah.

Indonesia supposedly moderate country has refused to raise the marriageable age for girls from 16 to 18.

Child marriage in Pakistan gained widespread attention in
2008 after police raided a ceremony between a four-year-
old girl and a seven-year-old boy (Reuters)
Indonesia's Constitutional Court has rejected an
application to raise the marriageable age for girls from 16
to 18 years and to amend a law to allow the recognition
of inter-faith marriages in the country.
The judicial review request was filed by several women
and child rights groups hoping to reduce the number of
underaged marriages. Indonesia has one of the highest
underage marriages in the world, Jakarta Post reported.
According to an NGO Girls not Brides, an estimated one
in every five girls in Indonesia is married before the age
of 18.
The plaintiffs, in their request, said there was a need to
adjust the marriageable age for girls to 18 because 16
years remained within the definition of a child in the laws
on child protection, pornography, manpower and others.
The Marriage Law in Indonesia states that 16 years is the
minimum age for marriage for females. For boys, the
minimum age is 19.
According to Jakarta Globe, six percent of boys and 13.7
percent of girls aged 15-19 are already married,
according to the Central Statistics Agency's 2010 census.
“Raising the minimum age is similar to delaying marriage,
while marriage is in fact a solution to preventing free sex.”
Muslim organisation Nahdlatul Ulama's Ahmad Isomuddin
At the hearing on 23 June, the Indonesian Ulema Council
and two of the largest Muslim organisations, Nahdlatul
Ulama and Muhammadiya told the court to reject the
judicial review request.
"The provision on the minimum age of 16 is consistent
with Islamic teachings," the council's leader Amidhan
Shaberah said.
Nahdlatul Ulama's Ahmad Isomuddin said: "Marriage
before adulthood is allowed by some [Muslim] scholars,
but [they] prohibit sexual intercourse [out of wedlock] for
minors. Raising the minimum age is similar to delaying
marriage, while marriage is in fact a solution to
preventing free sex."
“Progress in areas such as nutrition and technology may
speed up a child's sexual drive, which should be channeled
through legal marriage as ruled by religion, so that a child
is not born out of wedlock.”
- Indonesian Constitutional Court
Muhammadiyah in its argument said that a Koran
passage states that those who were considered mature
enough to get married were those who already had the
urge to raise a family.
The court in its ruling, noted the different interpretations
on the marriageable age across different faiths, arguing
that changing the marriageable age is part of the
legislature's authority.
It said progress in areas such as nutrition and
technology may speed up a child's sexual drive, which
"should be channelled through legal marriage as ruled by
religion, so that a child is not born out of wedlock."
The only female on the nine-member panel of judges,
Maria Farida Indrati, in dissenting, cited the dangers of
child marriages, saying that "the understanding [...] of
human rights has progressed far beyond the time when
the Marriage Law was passed."
On interfaith marriages, the plaintiffs had requested that
the clause in the Marriage law stating that a marriage is
legal according to religious rules be dropped as it has
given rise to problems for inter-faith marriages.
The court however ruled that "religion determines the
validity of marriage while the law determines the validity
of administration ..."

Muhammad was fourty years when Jibril spoke to him . Not Allah.
He continued receiving revelations for the next 22 years depending on the circumstances on the ground.
For instance when he cheated one of his plus four wives to go see her father, she went and on coming back (after her dad said he had not sent for her) found Muhammad sexxxing her maid. Allah promptly sent a revelation that his prophet should not be denied any woman he desired.He even denied his brothel sexxxx for a whole month as he enjoyed the maid.
All from revelations by Allah.
How does any person with no mental retardation follow such a character?

At this time the arctic sees the sun for 24 hours.
Since the sun doesn't set in the arctic at this
time of year,
Muslims there would probably starve if they
fasted from
dusk to dawn. This is because Allah did not
know that
the earth was round when he wrote the Quran.

I got this off answering muslims website but it reinforces muhammad's advice

Sahih al-Bukhari 5825—Narrated Ikrima: Rifaa divorced his wife whereupon Abdur-Rahman married her. Aisha said that the lady came wearing a green veil and complained to her (Aisha) and showed her a green spot on her skin caused by beating. It was the habit of ladies to support each other, so when Allah’s messenger came, Aisha said, “I have not seen any woman suffering as much as the believing women. Look! Her skin is greener than her clothes!” When Abdur-Rahman heard that his wife had gone to the prophet, he came with his two sons from another wife. She said, “By Allah! I have done no wrong to him, but he is impotent and is as useless to me as this,” holding and showing the fringe of her garment. Abdur-Rahman said, “By Allah, O Allah’s messenger! She has told a lie. I am very strong and can satisfy her, but she is disobedient and wants to go back to Rifaa.” Allah's messenger said to her, “If that is your intention, then know that it is unlawful for you to remarry Rifaa unless Abdur-Rahman has had sexual intercourse with you.” The prophet saw two boys with Abdur-Rahman and asked (him), “Are these your sons?” On that Abdur-Rahman said, “Yes.” The prophet said, “You claim what you claim (that he is impotent)? But by Allah, these boys resemble him as a crow resembles a crow.”

Another form of jizzya is halal certification racket
To export anything to Arab countries the product must be certified halal by a number of halal certified bodies. Australia abbatoir is asked to pay

QUEENSLAND abattoirs are being slugged
thousands of dollars a month through a religious
levy on meat exports so powerful Muslim clerics
in Jakarta can raise money for Islamic schools
and mosques.
The Halal certification fees can cost some meat
processors up to $27,000 a month.
The Indonesian Council of Ulama (MUI), the top
Islamic body which orders fatwa religious rulings,
has even banned a Brisbane business from
operating - because it was not charging
Queensland abattoirs enough to give the
religious tick-off to export meat.
The scandal has stopped most of Queensland's
Halal meat exports to Indonesia, as angry
abattoir operators boycott the more expensive
Halal certifiers endorsed by the MUI.
Australian companies that certify meat as Halal,
or legal under Islamic law, must be accredited
with Indonesia's MUI - which approves just one
certifier per state or territory.

Prominent cleric in UK says this

"We [Muslims] take the Jizya, which is ours
anyway. The normal situation is to take
money from the kuffar [non-Muslim]. They
give us the money. You work, give us the
money, Allahu Akhbar. We take the money." —
Anjem Choudary.

When will everyone see the truth about leeching Muslims?

alansary0064:
PROPHET MUHAMMAD (pbuh) IN THE BIBLE by Dr. Zakir Naik Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) in the Old Testament: The Qur’an mentions in Surah Al-Araf chapter 7 verse 157: "Those who follow the Messenger, the unlettered Prophet, whom they find mentioned in their own (scriptures) in the law and the Gospel". 1. MUHAMMAD (PBUH) PROPHESISED IN THE BOOK OF DEUTERONOMY: Almighty God speaks to Moses in Book of Deuteronomy chapter 18 verse 18: "I will raise them up a Prophet from among their brethren, like unto thee, and I will put my words in his mouth; and he shall speak unto them all that I shall command him." The Christians say that this prophecy refers to Jesus (pbuh) because Jesus (pbuh) was like Moses (pbuh). Moses (pbuh) was a Jew, as well as Jesus (pbuh) was a Jew. Moses (pbuh) was a Prophet and Jesus (pbuh) was also a Prophet. If these two are the only criteria for this prophecy to be fulfilled, then all the Prophets of the Bible who came after Moses (pbuh) such as Solomon, Isaiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Malachi, John the Baptist, etc. (pbut) will fulfill this prophecy since all were Jews as well as prophets. However, it is Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) who is like Moses (pbuh): i) Both had a father and a mother, while Jesus (pbuh) was born miraculously without any male intervention. [Mathew 1:18 and Luke 1:35 and also Al-Qur'an 3:42-47] ii) Both were married and had children. Jesus (pbuh) according to the Bible did not marry nor had children. iii) Both died natural deaths. Jesus (pbuh) has been raised up alive. (4:157-158) Muhammad (pbuh) is from among the brethren of Moses (pbuh). Arabs are brethren of Jews. Abraham (pbuh) had two sons: Ishmail and Isaac (pbut). The Arabs are the descendants of Ishmail (pbuh) and the Jews are the descendants of Isaac (pbuh). Words in the mouth: Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) was unlettered and whatever revelations he received from Almighty God he repeated them verbatim. "I will raise them up a Prophet from among their brethren, like unto thee, and will put my words in his mouth; and he shall speak unto them all that I shall command him." [Deuteronomy 18:18] iv) Both besides being Prophets were also kings i.e. they could inflict capital punishment. Jesus (pbuh) said, "My kingdom is not of this world." (John 18:36). v) Both were accepted as Prophets by their people in their lifetime but Jesus (pbuh) was rejected by his people. John chapter 1 verse 11 states, "He came unto his own, but his own received him not." iv) Both brought new laws and new regulations for their people. Jesus (pbuh) according to the Bible did not bring any new laws. (Mathew 5:17-18). 2. It is Mentioned in the book of Deuteronomy chapter 18:19 "And it shall come to pass, that whosoever will not harken unto my words which he shall speak in my name, I will require it of him." 3. Muhammad (pbuh) is prophesised in the book of Isaiah: It is mentioned in the book of Isaiah chapter 29 verse 12: "And the book is delivered to him that is not learned, saying, Read this, I pray thee: and he saith, I am not learned." When Archangel Gabrail commanded Muhammad (pbuh) by saying Iqra - "Read", he replied, "I am not learned". 4. prophet Muhammad (pbuh) mentioned by name in the old testament: Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) is mentioned by name in the Song of Solomon chapter 5 verse 16: " Hikko Mamittakim we kullo Muhammadim Zehdoodeh wa Zehraee Bayna Jerusalem." "His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem." In the Hebrew language im is added for respect. Similarely im is added after the name of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) to make it Muhammadim. In English translation they have even translated the name of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) as "altogether lovely", but in the Old Testament in Hebrew, the name of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) is yet present. Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) in the New Testament: Al-Qur'an Chapter 61 Verse 6: "And remember, Jesus, the son of Mary, said, 'O Children of Israel! I am the messenger of Allah (sent) to you, confirming the Law (which came) before me and giving glad tidings of a messenger to come after me, whose name shall be Ahmed.' But when he came to them with clear signs, they said, 'This is evident sorcery!' " All the prophecies mentioned in the Old Testament regarding Muhammad (pbuh) besides applying to the Jews also hold good for the Christians. 1. John chapter 14 verse 16: "And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you forever." 2. Gospel of John chapter 15 verse 26: "But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, even the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me." 3. Gospel of John chapter 16 verse 7: "Nevertheless I tell you the truth; it is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you". "Ahmed" or "Muhammad" meaning "the one who praises" or "the praised one" is almost the translation of the Greek word Periclytos . In the Gospel of John 14:16, 15:26, and 16:7. The word 'Comforter' is used in the English translation for the Greek word Paracletos which means advocate or a kind friend rather than a comforter. Paracletos is the warped reading for Periclytos . Jesus (pbuh) actually prophesised Ahmed by name. Even the Greek word Paraclete refers to the Prophet (pbuh) who is a mercy for all creatures. Some Christians say that the Comforter mentioned in these prophecies refers to the Holy Sprit. They fail to realise that the prophecy clearly says that only if Jesus (pbuh) departs will the Comforter come. The Bible states that the Holy Spirit was already present on earth before and during the time of Jesus (pbuh), in the womb of Elizabeth, and again when Jesus (pbuh) was being baptised, etc. Hence this prophecy refers to none other than Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). 4. Gospel of John chapter 16 verse 12-14: "I have yet many things to say unto you, but ye cannot bear them now. Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth is come, he will guide you unto all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come. He shall glorify me". The Sprit of Truth, spoken about in this prophecy referes to none other than Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) NOTE : All quotations of the Bible are taken from the King James Version.

Did he even exist

Do I laugh or cry. There clerics are really absurd.Islam is really something. ISIS banned pigeon rearing because the sight of their Instruments is offensive.

I have been trying to find out whatever happened to the children of prophet Muhammad and Khadija .
I see so many stories about how the prophet bathed, wiped his bottom, instructed women to cover themselves lest men desire them, instructed women to shave their pubic hair every fourty days and so on.
zI don't see any literature about his children with Khadija. All I could pick out was that she had Three children when she married him ( Did he adopt them?) and later got Six with him. Wonder how a fourty year old with three children can later get six more in those days .
Muslims enlighten us. The Quran does not mention his children with Khadija.

parisbookaddict:
Hi basilico, Ifeann here.
Thanks for posting this. This is typical muslim behaviour. Al jazerra and co know what the sunni consensus is on this issue. The jihadists like isis, Taliban, al nursa etc are the foot soldiers of moderate Islam , doing all the dirty deeds and they have the sympathy of moderate sunni Muslims.

Hey Ifeann, The tragedy of today political correctness and liberalism is that elite who should be exposing Islam are too naive and have swallowed stealthy jihad hook line and sinker.
Jihadis want to kill. Liberal and leftist idiots search for moderate Muslims among jihadists. Those of us here know that moderate Muslims here on nairaland are taqqiya mongers
The idiotic left think Muslims moderates are honest

I posted this because devout clerics and Muslims keep repeating that they want to kill. Stealthy jihadists and Main Steam Media tell us those jihadists don't mean what they say and are not representing true Islam.
Here is a true Sunni TV presenter with a 10 m viewers mostly in the middle east calling for Sunni Muslim to kill a sect that don't follow the strict wahabbi doctrine like the ISIL who regard non sunni as apostates and fit to be slaughtered in the most gruesome ways.
CNN should air this clip but they will not.
When Damascus falls the druze, alawites and xtians will be slaughtered.
Then ISIS will capture Baghdad and slaughter Shia. How many need to die before we declare that jihad is alive? How many?

An Aljazeera host presenter calls on the slaughter of Alawites. SMH



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWchMZfUkMQ

When did they get it wrong?
Here is sample quote from the 1250 pages of the Reliance of the Traveller.

On children:
When a child with discrimination (O: meaning
he can eat, drink, and clean himself after
using the toilet unassisted) is seven years of
age, he is ordered to perform the prayer, and
when ten, is beaten for neglecting it (N: not
severely, but so as to discipline the child, and
not more than three blows). f1.2
On apostates:
Someone raised among Muslims who denies
the obligatoriness of the prayer, zakat, fasting
Ramadan, the pilgrimage, or the unlawfulness
of wine and adultery, or denies something else
upon which there is scholarly consensus
(ijma’, def:b7) and which is necessarily known
as being of the religion (N: necessarily known
meaning things that any Muslim would know
about if asked) thereby becomes an
unbeliever (kafir) and is executed for his
unbelief (O: if he does not admit he is
mistaken and acknowledge the Obligatoriness
or unlawfulness of that which there is
scholarly consensus upon. As for if he denies
the obligatoriness of something there is not
consensus upon, then he is not adjudged an
unbeliever). f1.3
The following are not subject to retaliation: …
(3) a Jewish or Christian subject of the
Islamic state for killing an apostate from Islam
(O: because a subject of the state is under its
protection, while killing an apostate from
Islam is without consequences); o1.2
When a person who has reached puberty and
is sane voluntarily apostatizes from Islam, he
deserves to be killed. o8.1
In such a case, it is obligatory for the caliph
(A: or his representative) to ask him to repent
and return to Islam. If he does, it is accepted
from him, but if he refuses, he is immediately
killed. o8.2
On jihad:
The caliph (o25) makes war upon Jews,
Christians, and Zoroastrians (N: provided he
has first invited them to enter Islam in faith
and practice, and if they will not, then invited
them to enter the social order of Islam by
paying the non-Muslim poll tax (jizya, def:
o11.4)-which is the significance of their
paying it, not the money itself-while remaining
in their ancestral religions) (O: and the war
continues) until they become Muslim or else
pay the non-Muslim poll tax (O: in accordance
with the word of Allah Most High, “Fight those
who do not believe in Allah and the Last Day
and who forbid not what Allah and His
messenger have forbidden-who do not
practice the religion of truth, being of those
who have been given the Book-until they pay
the poll tax out of hand and are
humbled” (Koran 9.29) o9.8
The caliph fights all other peoples until they
become Muslim (O: because they are not a
people with a Book, nor honored as such, and
are not permitted to settle with paying the poll
tax (jizya)) o9.9
A free male Muslim who has reached puberty
and is sane is entitled to the spoils of battle
when he has participated in a battle to the
end of it. o10.1
As for personal booty, anyone who, despite
resistance, kills one of the enemy or
effectively incapacitates him, risking his own
life thereby, is entitled to whatever he can
take from the enemy, meaning as much as he
can take away with him in the battle, such as
a mount, clothes, weaponry, money, or other.
o10.2

In Islam donkeys talk to Muhammad. Muhammad asks the donkey whether it lusts after other females.

After conquering the Jews of Khaybar, and
plundering their belongings, among other things,
a donkey fell into the lot of the prophet, who
proceeded to ask the donkey: “What is your
name?"
The donkey answered, "Yazid Ibn Shihab. Allah
had brought forth from my ancestry 60 donkeys,
none of whom were ridden on except by
prophets. None of the descendants of my
grandfather remain but me, and none of the
prophets remain but you and I expected you to
ride me. Before you, I belonged to a Jewish
man, whom I caused to stumble and fall
frequently
so he used to kick my stomach and beat my
back."
‘I will call you Ya’foor.
O Ya’foor!’ Ya’foor replied, ‘I obey.’ The prophet
asked, ‘Do you lust after females?’ The donkey
replied, ‘No!’"

And in a hadeeth besides stones stealing Prophet Musa clothes, the stones even reveal where Jews are hiding and provide Intel to muslims

Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 56, Number
791:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:
I heard Allah's Apostle [Muhammad]
saying, "The Jews will fight with you, and
you will be given victory over them so that
a stone will say, 'O Muslim! There is a Jew
behind me; kill him!' "
Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 52, Number
176:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:
Allah's Apostle said, "You (i.e. Muslims)
will fight with the Jews till some of them
will hide behind stones. The stones will
(betray them) saying, 'O 'Abdullah (i.e.
slave of Allah)! There is a Jew hiding
behind me; so kill him.' "
Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 52, Number
177:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be
established until you fight with the Jews,
and the stone behind which a Jew will be
hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew
hiding behind me, so kill him."
Sahih Muslim, Book 041, Number 6981:
Ibn 'Umar reported Allah's Messenger
[Muhammad] (may peace be upon him) as
saying: You will fight against the Jews and
you will kill them until even a stone would
say: Come here, Muslim, there is a Jew
(hiding himself behind me); kill him.
Sahih Muslim, Book 041, Number 6983:
Abdullah b. 'Umar reported Allah's
Messenger (may peace be upon him) as
saying: You and the Jews would fight
against one another until a stone would
say: Muslim, here is a Jew behind me;
come and kill him.
Sahih Muslim, Book 041, Number 6984:
Abdullah b. 'Umar reported that Allah's
Messenger (may peace be upon him) said:
The Jews will fight against you and you
will gain victory over them until the stone
would say: Muslim, here is a Jew behind
me; kill him.
Sahih Muslim Book 041, Number 6985:
Abu Huraira reported Allah's
Messenger (may peace be upon him) as
saying: The last hour would not come
unless the Muslims will fight against the
Jews and the Muslims would kill them until
the Jews would hide themselves behind a
stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would
say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there
is a Jew behind me; come and kill him;
but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it
is the tree of the Jews.

In a recent survey conducted by AlJazeera.net,
the website for the Al Jazeera Arabic television
channel, respondents overwhelmingly support the
Islamic State terrorist group, with 81% voting
“YES” on whether they approved of ISIS’s
conquests in the region.
The poll, which asked in Arabic, “Do you support
the organizing victories of the Islamic State in
Iraq and Syria (ISIS)?” has generated over 38,000
responses thus far, with only 19% of respondents
voting “NO” to supporting ISIS.


http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/05/25/shock-poll-81-of-al-jazeera-arabic-poll-respondents-support-isis/



I suspect lanlexlran rilwaiyne,tartar,abuaman,etc are with the 81%

Another hilarious hadeeth.

Sahih Bukhari Volume 2, Book 21, Number
245:
Narrated ?Abdullah :
A person was mentioned before the Prophet
(p.b.u.h.) and he was told that he had kept on
sleeping till morning and had not got up for
the prayer. The Prophet said, ?Satan urinated
in his ears.?

Satan urinates in somebody's ears.

Sahih Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number
516:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, ?If anyone of you rouses
from sleep and performs the ablution, he
should wash his nose by putting water in it
and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan
has stayed in the upper part of his nose all
the night.?

Another hilarious one

Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, ?The (people of) Bani Israel
used to take bath naked (all together) looking
at each other. The Prophet Moses used to
take a bath alone . They said, ?By Allah!
Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath
with us except that he has a scrotal hernia .?
So once Moses went out to take a bath and
put his clothes over a stone and then that
stone ran away with his clothes. Moses
followed that stone saying, ?My clothes, O
stone! My clothes, O stone! till the people of
Bani Israel saw him and said, ?By Allah,
Moses has got no defect in his body. Moses
took his clothes and began to beat the
stone.? Abu Huraira added, ?By Allah! There
are still six or seven marks present on the
stone from that excessive beating.?