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breadplanets:
Op are you sure you know what reincarnation means? You mean you saw your family friend 2years later as a full grown adult abi na baby u see? You see ghost abi you no see ghost?

Aswear, I wanted to say the same thing. No reincarnation without rebirth.

The dead friend is probably alive in a parrell universe.

Saintmary:
You can spread your seeds as much as you want, but as long as contraceptives are available, you are only wasting your sperm.

This is how you spot a Bad/Damaged Woman.

I'm even surprised you didn't mention abortion, una regular fail-safe method for bad reproductive choices.

Chiedygirl:
It's one of the devil's schemes to disrupt the family system where kids are raised under God-fearing parents.

Stop blaming innocent devil, blame modern women's unfeltered hypergamy, that's their innate mating strategy.

laugh wan kill me for here

The people in the first picture look like they just decorated a beer parlour for a brief meeting after taking about 6 bottles each.

Only Gbadebo Patrick Rhodes-Vivour me i know. Awamaridi abi na ariaria market, me i no know.

MideMrPossible:
It's in our plan but we are trying to sort them one by one, we are milling some hardwood to start our perimeter fencing then install camera all around most easy access to curtail future attacks.

Can I ask Where your farm is located?
8 acres Right?

MideMrPossible:
We have over 8 acres with several porous entrance, we will need about 4cctv camera and that's money we don't have at a moment.

Bro please try raise this money.
Preventions is better than cure.

Wow. Sorry for your lose.
Almost same way I lost my dog few weeks back. A healthy German Shepherd just died out of the blue.

I'm also into agriculture, I have fish ponds, broilers and layers. I'm looking to expand.
Following your thread and moniker.

IamMobisola:
All this epistle only to make no sense.

“What’s apparent to the unplugged seems like blaspheme to the plugged in.” - Rational Male

Besides, your opinion doesn't matter.

"Monogamy (as we know it) is really a tool for low SMV men to socially ensure reproduction and paternity (at least in theory)." - Rational Male

"Monogamy is a byproduct, not a goal. One of the biggest obstacles guys have with Plate Theory is breaking themselves of this ‘LTR-as-Goal’ mentality." - Book 1, RM

"Spin plates for as long as possible, because once you do commit to an LTR, even with the tightest of Game you will lose a measure of the competitive anxiety that made your attentions valuable to any one woman." - Book 1, RM

Like I said before, most Nigerian men don't understand what's going on or even get what "game" is all about.

So far as men keep neglecting their innate hard-wired evolutionary mating strategy: which is to spread their seeds to as much sexual partners as available, they will keep running into problems stemming from oneitis, monogamy-as-a-goal and the soul mate myth.

You don't just make a single woman the sole source of your intimacy, her ego will show you shege.

More men should expect divorce. Cause women fundamentally cannot appreciate the sacrifices men are expected to make. Sacrifices to facilitate her reality.

Frame is everything. I doubt the frame Oritse femi set for her was healthy enough for a LTR.

Tulsaguy:
Elon Musk go soon ask us make we de pay to register on Twitter now.

We wey like oshofree before. Twitter can't be the same again. Crazy folks like Trump is coming back.



Una never know anything.

Abeg close mouth. You're trying too hard to sound intelligent but end up doing the opposite.

Indispensable85:
If na bad guy he go accept the babe,bleep am wotoporously and look for a cheap excuse to lay her off. She should be thankful she met a good guy.

Anyman who accepts a woman back no matter how you paint it, is not a "bad guy", but a properly feminine conditioned beta male.

A man should always have options, not simping over fairly used pussy. You should even be ashamed to associate with some type of women.

Women have this mating strategy where they spend their early 20s riding different dicks, then when she's about to hit the epiphany phase, she starts looking for a mumu wealthy man to settle down with, after those Alpha have already destroyed her pussy.

She's about to hit the wall O.P, run for your life.

jimcaddy:
The moral decadence in this Nigeria is just too much. Everyone now sees sex as nothing these days. Even teenagers? Technology caused all this.

Cause countries with low crime rate like Scandinavian region and Japan don't have access to much better technology than us?

deflover:
Na Oyo state..
If na lagos
Na life
They are 18yrs old

Same thing I was telling someone, if na Lagos na life.

GloriousGbola:
i grew up in a home of three kids. not as an apprentice . try again

it is just to put ediats like you in their place.

foolish uneducated lout who knows nothing, celebrating generational poverty.

my grandfather had four wives and at least 10 children. none of his offspring followed in his path. that is how you truncate poverty. by a conscious decision to raise a family your resources can support; not by turning yourself into a sperm donor and your teenage wife into a baby factory

not everyone you meet on the internet is in your class or your level. the earlier you get that through the empty void between your ears , the better.

nonsense riff raff apprentice talking rubbish

my uncle is a dollar multimillionaire

Check our comments. You've been the one talking about yourself all this while, trying to impress. You know nothing about me, yet I can deduce everything about you because you stink of low self esteem hence the need to want to impress, to compensate for obvious inadequacies like Low I.Q and inferior genes.

You're not richer than me neither are you in anyway "above" my class, bros forget all this nonsense way you dey yarn since morning, you're not wealthy.

The only thing is you've just being talking about since morning is your substandard laptop and T.V, not stocks, not assets, not royalties, not even real estate bonds, properties, dividends, or intellectual property but consumer electronics that you probably slaved your ass as a taxi driver to buy for your wretched family.
And you say you want to put me in my place?

SMH. I have nothing to prove to you cause I know you're naturally daft and stupid.

You're not in anyway better than the O.P.

You can keep deceving yourself by claiming to truncate poverty, but the only real good you can do the world is by getting a vasectomy and eliminating yourself from the gene pool, imagine the less amount of overwhelming stupidity the human race will NOT have to deal with.

I won't be surprised if you quote me again claiming to own properties around the world and what not. Like I said, "The need to impress".

Stupi.d b.i.tch ass taxi driver forming generational wealth on the internet.

GloriousGbola:


you see how poverty has scattered your brain

you think a PC monitor, dedicated to my laptop as a secondary monitor is a TV

you do not know the difference between a lenovo thinkpad - their enterpirse level laptops and their consumer laptops

look at this pauper talking s*t

that piece of s**t has an 8gb quadro gpu an intel xeon and 32gb of ram

my pikins and wife thinkpads have 16gb of ram, an i7 and 2gb gpu

oya chop this picture of my 70 inch and my living room gaming pc [corsair one pro] , and say something even more stupid. or should i post screenshot of it running doom eternal , or mk11, or borderlands 3?

you think everyone on the internet is a riff raff like you


this is what the poverty you are celebrating has done to you. you know next to nothing - you think a desktop monitor is a tv
you think a thinkpad is a budget lenovo laptop

this is what happens when you spend your best years procreating instead of consolidating

nairaland jon snow - knows nothing

*Yawns*

All this your antics are just baseless claims to massage your poverty drenched ego, which still validates my original claim of you being a "Stupid Fool".

Like I said earlier, I give zero f..u..ck.s about you or your wretched family, cause I knew it would come down to this, a pissing contest of who has the larger di.c.k.
It's common with people who grew up in poverty. The need to impress. Like it would compensate for all the lack they've experienced in life.

So let me repeat it to you again, cause I know you're daft and your ego needs the validation.

I give zero f..u..c.k about you, your family, your ideology and what not.

Stop quoting me, your negative aura is contaminating.

Mindlog:
They will be spending some of their productive years in prison.

As it should be.

This one is very simple na. Jail their asses, at least 21 years imprisonment with hard labor.

Everyone involved, even the one that was later asking for sex.

Some of their mates on Nairaland decided to be responsible and already have 4 kids.

GloriousGbola:
you poor broke pikin

projecting your poverty mentality and celebration of hard life. you think i am like you - in a face me i face you and celebrating it?

this is MY laptop - a lenovo workstation

i have three kids
my son has his own thinkpad
my daughter has her own
my wife also has her own
my last born has a tablet and another think-pad he can inherit

you think if i was an ediat with more children than sense i would be able to provide this?

let us check this person who you are lionizing in five years. all he will have is four or more additional pikins, his wife will be worn out, he may have taken a second wife - all else will remian the same


silly empty minded lout who thinks people with sense are poor.

better get back into your container, apprentice . you need to do a lot more yawning before your multi millionaire uncle calls you to go and handle the meth

*Yawns*

Your problem is your over bloated ego.

You call this piece of crap a workstation?

A 19 inch LG tv that's not even upto 720p and a fairly used Lenovo thinkpad (it's even the old model cause they are the ones with the red cursor), a workstation?

Can you even run cyberpunk on this nonsense without frying your motherboard?

Guy abeg you shouldn't be giving people advice on how many children they should have in life, you're obviously a failure in life.

GloriousGbola:
you are definitely from a batch of 12, and it is clear your own childhood was spent around motor parks

under-educated and wishing the same to others.

rather than tell a misguided person following the same path the people who sired you are following - you are telling me, who has already stopped having kids to have a vasectomy

you see how you have been fked up by irresponsible adults who were rearing children like rabbits?


i have attached the meaning of lout. it describes you to an L. maybe if you were exposed to some literature as a child you you know this - but how much can you be exposed to when your reading is limited to printed bus tickets ?

*Yawns*

GloriousGbola:
You were definitely one of a batch of 12 children. Did you all share a single book growing up? That can be the only explanation for your inability to recognise sarcasm.

In fact, I am a trillinaire in pounds. Now you can ask why my kid is not using an m1 macbook with a 4k monitor setup.

What nonsense

You're just the regular broke Nigerian with an overbloated ego.
Look at the crappy apartment you posted with one nonsense fairly used Lenovo laptop you're sharing with your daughter.

Like I said, I give zero fu.c.ks about you or your family. Keep wallowing in stupidity and negativity. Have a nice life.

GloriousGbola:
didn't they tell you - i am also a billionaire in dollars

look at this lout

small pikins on the internet forming i know a billionaire

You are just a stupid fool. You can't even spell "tout". I pity the innocent children that would grow under your negativity and stupidity.

Please get a vasectomy.

Treadway:
now here you are doing the same thing other 'demented' (and I agree that they are) fellows do/did to you. I saw your comment and checked out your own profile,and found you have been trolled by some sickos (which you handled very gracefully and maturely), yet here you are doing the exact same thing to this person. How the f**k is is up to you to leave this kinda message for someone who just wants to celebrate his wife's baiday. Are you also now the custodian of when to have kids and the number, motto mention are you feeding or clothing them at the moment? It is well ooo. People sha...

You dey mind all this stupid youthful nairalanders that think life is all about using iPhone, eating sharwarma and posting on tiktok?

GloriousGbola:
i have a 'multi millionaire' living in the same neigbourhood as me. he has six or more children. they were going to the same school as my kids. this new session, he moved them to a lower paying school. a friend on the same level of income has one child, and has him in a higher rated school than my kids. that is the REALITY of the number of children you have.

it is only simple minded Nigerians who think that God will somehow wave a wand and change their condition. as fpr all your so called millionaires from apprenticeship - we know them well, the ones NDLEA keeps busting as drug barons, or police bust as kidnappers. it is gullible louts like you who think it is 'God's doing'

that is my second child. she is drawing on a tablet in a graphics app on her laptop. she is 12. she was born in my 30s. i too could have decided to start borning pikin as soon as i finished school. the decisions you take will affect the quality of life you can give to your dependants. maybe for you a good quality of life for a child is hawking groundnut on the road. it would be lovely if the OP could send us regular updates on his family status. his kids at 5, at 10, at 15

You're a billionaire in dollars and you can't get your child a MacBook?

I didn't bother reading the emotional crap you just posted. I give zero bleeps about you or your family. Don't quote me again. Believe what you want to and what works for you.
Have a nice life.

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GloriousGbola:
you sound like the average happy go lucky god will provide nigerian who deliberately sentences himself to a lifetime of poverty and struggle

this is why so many of you think that soft life is unachievable. because of choices you have made.

Like I said, keep your stupidity and negativity to yourself, you're projecting your insecurities.
Not everyone is as lazy and negative as you.

GloriousGbola:
I thought poster was trolling until I went through his profile. Wife is 21 with 4 kids so he must have married her at 17 or 18 assuming 1 pikin per year.

OP is celebrating a very low quality of life, one which will go downhill as he grows older, esp if he keeps at this.

A state or govt school cannot give the children the education to break the cycle. OP cannot provide the kids with resources to make them anything more than drivers or barbers or vulcanisers.

And OP does not have the self awareness or exposure to see what this is.

All fingers are not and can never be Equal. That's the sad reality of life. He's happy and contented, that's all that matters.

Never knew you were a soothsayer who could see into the future?
Reduce your negativity, you're projecting your insecurities.

4teenblaq:


Keep posting until you hear say na one nairalander serious girlfriend

There are good ones, there are bad ones, no matter what life goes on.

Keep your envy to yourself abeg.

Uniquekriss:
this is rude, show some respect lad!

Very rude. Although I'm not a fan of marriage.
But there's nothing wrong with a man starting a family especially while he's young. Family values have been thrown into the mud.

Infact I envy the O.P

Congratulations. Wishing you both long life and prosperity.

Nice and impressive. Infact I'm thinking about my life right now.

650 no reach four scoops of rice for Yakoyo.

TastyFriedPussy:
I don't know how to put it but this just looks and feels like he's doing rubbish to me. The whole carrying cash and taking pictures thing is just somehow.

If you know, you know.