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CuteTj:
There exists nothing like Benin - Abuja Expressway.

You described it like the whole route is a straight path which is not.

Next time, just say Benin - Auchi express.

OK SIR !

rifasenate11:
Op. My guess you are the conductor of the 12 tyres truck. Stop the lies.

Points

You went to ekpoma from delta, but your title is abuja -benin. You are transporting food food commodity from northern Nigeria to Southern Nigeria.

Your truck is broken down maybe due to bad roads and you have spent days on it. Not commuters

You posted only the picture of your broken down truck from different angles, I can't find other commuters suffering the same fate as yours, this is out of frustration and the distance from you and the truck from the 3rd pix suggest you were coming from the mechanic where you trekked to.

Since its a major road a federal road as you claimed I cannot find any other vehicles . Shows its not a major road from North to south through abuja

By my investigation you guys over loaded the truck and it broke down when you and the driver took an entirely different route to avoid the authorities.

That road you see is aduwawa, it is called benin-abuja road. that is the road that take you to ekpoma-auchi-lokoja-abaji-gwagwalada-fct in that order.

jlinkd78:
Great! Here in Naija we say 'As Men Of Honour We Join Hands! Congrats comrades. A further breakdown will show over 97% of them are 5%, if u understand my figures.

I just did the breakdown, it is actually 99.67% that are from the 5%... proudly 5%

This BuBu dey surprise me, yesterday he was saying it is a shame that 27 states can not pay salary, unless they borrow, today na him turn to go borrow.

fearNORTH:
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The religious police on Kano called the Hisbah have been on the lookout for those who are refusing to fast.

This is the Holy month of Ramadan when Muslims all over the world are supposed to fast and keep themselves Holy.

DW’s Nasir Zango reports that those found wanting could be caned in public.

The Hisbah have already arrested a lot of people due to this as they strive to compel the upholding of the Pillars of Islam.

Since the beginning of the Ramadan period, the Hisbah have been placed in strategic places on the lookout for those who flout the rules of Ramadan.

Once caught, they are interrogated and then sentenced according to the law.

Deputy Commandant of Kano’s Hisbahm, Nabahani Usman said, “We hold them at Hisbah for at least two days to teach them the importance of fasting,

“We deem it fit and necessary to ensure that every Muslim in Kano State observe Ramadan. We have a report of people who are not complying with this important pillar of Islam; hence we mobilize our men to arrest them,”




Read more at http://www.herald.ng/crackdown-non-fasting-muslims-underway-kano/#HgDFZWtelWjuhcVU.99

Islamabad

Really amazing piece of story. God bless the both of you.

UuzbaGuuzba:
Uncle, the honey is for bees' children. As per that is their own form of milk. If the bees go, the babies will still be there to lick the honey.

Just make a smokey fire. Plenty smoke will scare them. You don't fear and don't. run. If you run, they will pursue as an enemy. If you stand they will pass by. DO NOT RUN. A make sure that smoke remains blowing on the hive

when they leave cut down the hive and squeeze out your honey.

In fact, where do you live? Let me just come and do it.

Bro thanks for the info, but i am not the originator of the thread, u ,mistakenly quote. Anyways, how things. BROS dey hail you.

Just give them time, they will go. after that, then enjoy the honey they will leave behind

Please can we have the source. This is not to say that Aisha is innocent of the accusation.

Congratulation bro. Really proud of you

LessNoise:
how does posing with the BIBLE makes you a Christian.... Christians Don't STEAL.....

The poster above me tho...I blame network providers for rolling out cheap Data plans

WORDS ON MARBLE. I DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHY NIGERIANS PREFER THE TYRANT TO JONATHAN

heskeyw:
Fashola is buying at 890.

i will not be surprised.

Buhari, Aisha, Zarah are buying at that price.
Osinbajo is buying at 280,
amaechi and fashola are buyin at 285
Oshiomole and Rochas at 290
Seun Mynd44 and lalasticlala at 290
ZOOMBIES are buying at 500, because they are so stupid, anything is okay with them
The rest of us are buying at over 300-320

facelessangel:
Even in Edo and Rivers that are mentioned, you will find out that it's the factor that made those state to appear in the list.

Igbos in Rivers are in majority why we have a lot of igbos living in Edo.

Proudly superior tribe

What are you saying

themosthigh:
True love sweet die....I spent 5yrs in a Russian prison in Vladivostok for drug crimes after I was arrested transporting heroin from Ulaanbatar to Irkutsk. My chechen love was there for me throughout this period until the breakup of Soviet Union when we where drafted to fight in former Yugoslavia in return for clemency...she joined in the fight as a nurse because of me and has now followed me back to Nigeria even though I had nothing...thank God I was able to contact the former bratva and vory v zakone I met in prison and now I am richer than Solomon....I know I should have died a long time ago from when we formed the first confratanity in south south university till now....I am a prove that nothing is fair in life...if not why am I still alive

eventually life is fair, your humility and ability to tell the truth has kept you alive. some people would have said that they did nothing but were kept in jail, but you told us clearly that it was drug. The general tone of your post shows a very open minded person. that was what has kept you alive.

All the best, God is with you. May you never regret this marriage in Jesus name... AMEN

Odunharry:
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES

MARY: Hello Love!
SARAH: Hello babes-how are u
today?
MARY: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot
SARAH: And me too
MARY: I am calling just to inform
you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
SARAH: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
MARY: Am going to visit that dirty
girl again.
SARAH: This witch is coming here
again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
JOHN: Bastard how far?
FRANCIS: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard father?
JOHN: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
FRANCIS: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house? I dey come charge phone.
JOHN: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink
FRANCIS: ok na. Later now!

*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at
times but always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to
each other but they never like themselves.

Boys are always mean and rude
but they will always have each other's back.


TRUE OR FALSE??
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Source:google.



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best article today

odinese:
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TechRez:
A case where phone makers deliberate set out to rip off the wallet of Nigerians with juicy marketing, only to make a U-turn and do what they ought to do in the first instance. What do I mean? Now, I have seen a couple of phone makers make a certain phone with 1GB RAM, and then 3-months later, they release the same phone with 2GB RAM and add appellations like “Plus, Max, Pro” at the end of the original name. These OEM’s have no “trade-in” policy, they deliberately want Nigerians to dump their new phone and purchase the same phone with a re-branded name. Ouch!

For other phone makers, they make the two variant, 1GB RAM and 2GB RAM, release only the 1GB version in Nigeria and send the two 2GB version to Kenya and UAE because those countries have a government – This is fraud!

The United States has a regulatory body called FCC that checks the quality and authenticity of phones coming into their country. Even the highly rated Xaiomi had a tough time entry the U.S market because of the standards the Chinese OEM had to meet. We should as a nation take responsible gor our action, we cxan allow someone with a gake certigicate to be our president, how then do you expect us to get original product.

Over here in Nigeria, the Standard Organization of Nigeria and NCC allows anything into Nigeria, as if our dear country is dumping ground for some of these phones that should be destroyed at the shores of Nigeria.

I earlier decried the so-called Yezz Mobile Jumia wanted to flood into the market, I am glad the brand was dead on arrival. There are other OEM’s who have established their brand in Nigeria, but now take us for granted with their bizarre business policy – This is fraud, it is dumb and delusional.

It’s even more disheartening that some OEM’s create phones without parts and accessories. They don’t want to offer repair services even when they know their stuff is inferior, they want you to keep buying the same sh!t with the money they don’t deserve.
http://www.techrez.com/smartphone-makers-defrauding-nigerians/

We should as a nation take responsible for our action, we cxan allow someone with a fake certigicate to be our president, how then do you expect us to get original products.

stanliwise:
Thanks for the vote. No it is not a scam

dont mind me jare, i wish your sister the best. and pls forget all those negative comments by anybody

this a good effort by you. please stop calling it small. well done bro. God bless your struggle

stanliwise:
Dear Nairalander, i need ur help to help my sister win a fashion competition called AfroCreation. All you need to do is to click the link below and like the photo on your facebook page. Thank you and God bless you.

https://m.facebook.com/426321980907382/photos/a.426324740907106.1073741827.426321980907382/483968908476022/?type=3&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.483968908476022%3Atl_objid.483968908476022%3Athid.426321980907382%3A306061129499414%3A69%3A0%3A1467356399%3A-5983871456681381950&__tn__=E

oga i have liked the page, me and 414 others, so i was 415, hope say this no be scam again

OlandoOwoo:
Why prove me right? I said it already that while the dullard is deaf, his supporters are daft. Why make effort to prove me right. While the dull one is going for ear transplant , what the zombies like you need is brain transplant. Demdem - Daftdaft

hahahaha lol, Ear transplant ? Nigerians are so impossible wen it comes to making somebody laugh

Love Machine:
Tinubu be like.My prayer is yielding fruit.

hahahah LOL

suyamasta:
Not true!

Because the cost of Printing quality money is more than the money itself. However, too much money WITHOUT goods and services leads to inflation, Zimbabwe is an example

Because the cost of Printing quality money is more than the money itself. However, too much money withOUT
goods and services leads to inflation, Zimbabwe is an example

3 months visa to abu dhabi

quota system killing Nigeria softly softly

2019 loading, el rufai, sule lamido, atiku beware

My bro are you good in physics and maths as well, if yes why not go for chemical engineering ?. chemical engineering covers all aspects of the chemical industry. indoor chem ( as they call it those days in uni.) is almost like a subset of chemical engineering. with chemical engineering, first you are an engineer, secondly you can fit perfectly in to the life a chemical industrialist.
Another thing is that there are many scholarship for masters in Engineering abroad. any of the engineering course will do. but if you are an Industrial chemist you are automatically excluded. However for industrial chemical scholarships, being a chemical engineer can give you an added advantage. Lastly most advanced countries classify engineering, medicine, I.T professionals as highly skilled, hence these guys quailfy for highly skilled visas, but this is not same for Industrial Chemist.
YOU CAN SEE THAT, IN MY WRITE UP, I INTENTINALY DID NOT TALK ABOUT THE ADVANTAGES OF INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY, KIT IS NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ADVANTAGES, BUT ALL IN ALL, CHEMICAL ENGINEERING IS BETTER...

crotonite:
It is an igbo word..lol

oga i beg u be doctor,