₦airaland Forum

Cos their boobs are sagging!

I have over 8 churches on my street.

I need to start planning how to move out of there.

Government can't guarantee my safety anymore and I cant start sleeping with one eyes open.

From Buhari to El-rufai to Sanusi now Dangote. You people have finally lost it!!!!!

[quote author=str8_talk]Even though they hv not bn unshackled by their religion,their weather beaten,flies n heat ravished skin would still not pass the preliminary stage b4 being chosen 2 represent a state.
So,no qualms if d hausa chicks r missing among d pack.[/quote]Plus you hardly see prostitutes and whores amogst them.

Guess it's their culture.

strangest: Who is Segun Odegbami?

Are you not a Nigerian?

PDP youth Leader of course!!

Residents of Agboku, a community in the Ado -Odo Local Government area of Ogun State were thrown into confusion and pandemonium on Thursday, 13th April , when news filtered out about the kidnap of a 70- year-old-woman, madam Aduke Karimu Sawo. The kidnappers were believed to be money ritualists. But what alarmed people of Agboku was that they were allegedly sent by Pastor Rafiu Sawo, the biological son of the woman.

Born a Muslim 35 years ago, Rafiu Sawo is now a Christian and was the founder of Celestial Church of Christ, [Oke itura Parish,] Owode, Ogun state, which he shepherds. The old woman was reportedly kidnapped and taken far away on a chartered motorcycle popularly called Okada to a thick forest, near Ayede village where her throat was slashed with knife. Taken for dead, she was then covered with raffia leaves and dumped by the bush path. Her assailants thereafter took leave of 'the corpse' to put a call across to Pastor Sawo to come over and sever the head as required for the money ritual .

Unknown to them, Madam Aduke was still alive and she escaped to safely before they came for her.Recounting her ordeals and narrow escape , she told our reporter in a private clinic at Ado Odo, where she is still recuperating, that it was God that saved her.Telling her strange-but-true story, she said: "My name is Aduke, my husband's name is Sawo, now late. I am about seventy years old. I have five children, namely, Wahab, Silifat, Iyabode, Rashidat, and the one in question now is Rafiu.

Since my husband passed on, I have been charged with the responsibility of sending then to school and looking after their welfare.I suffered untold hardships and did all kinds of odd jobs to take care of myself and the children before old ages started catching up with me."Madam Aduke, who looked frail on the hospital stretcher stated further that, "some times I fetched water from the Ado-Odo streams to houses for a token in order to make ends meet. Also, I sold different herbs cut in the bush.

My other children are contend with this simple life and they assist me in my old age, Rafiu, who is the fourth in the family has always been the black sheep among them all. Like the prodigal son, Rafiu ran away to Ajangbadi, in the outskirts of Lagos where he stayed for close to three years, in the company of some friends of questionable character. I warned him to avoid the company of all bad friends to no avail.""Last week, we were planning for a burial ceremony. I was here in Ado-Odo with one of my daughters who had just fiven birth to a set of twins. Rafiu came ere in the company of some of his friends.

He tola me that they were planning to offer a sacrifice to appease the gods of the land in Agboku to avoid the untimely death of my children.I did not know that he had planned with his friends to kill me for money making ritual. He had already instructed the Okada man to drive me to the specific area where I would be killed. He rode hurriedly and dangerously. Along Agboku bush, I was told to say my last prayer.

I was further told that that was going to be my last day on earth. The Okada man said he had instruction to cut off my head to better the financial condition of my son, Rafiu and others. And before I could say anything, he had pushed me down from the bike, drawn up a sharp dagger and slashed my throat. Because he was in a hurry he slashed it half way. I lay face down on the floor and pretended that I had died as blood gushed out of my neck.He started making desperate calls to Rafiu to come and cut off my head.

When I saw that he had left to pick Rafiu, I managed to stand up and staggered away to the nearby village where I begged some people to save my life. They brought me here where I am presently receiving treatment."Speaking with the Nigeria Compass on Saturday, the Nurse in charge of the clinic said, "Initially I was reluctant to admit the woman because of the problems of these Egun speaking people around here. I changed my mmd later because of her condition and the need to assist a fellow being.

She is presently on antibiotics and she is responding well to treatment. The Divisional Police Officer in charge of the Divisional Police Station Ado-Odo, one Mr. Adesina confirmed that the case was reported at the division but told our reporter that the information about the whereabouts of the suspect was still sketchy while investigations were still on going.In a related development, Mr. Shakirudeen Liasu, 42, a palm kernel dealer, also narrated how he was kidnapped by another group on February 21st- *""' at Igemu village.

Narrating his experience, he said that, "On February 21* at about 400pm in Igemu village, two hefty men, Azeez [a.k.a. Ishan], and Muyideen [aka Sayee] accosted me inside the bush and demanded for the union Identification Cards. Muyideen specifically accused me that I am strong headed because I did not register as a member with the Palm Kernel Association in Ado Odo. I was told that the day I was kidnapped would be my last day on earth.

They started hitting me with iron rod. I told them that I did not need to register under any association to go about my business, since I had registered with the Ministry of Trade and Commerce, Abeokuta since 2008 and I have a Certificate of Registration to show for it. I argued in vain, that I did not have to be under another local association."Liasu speaking further on his experience said, "Later, they carried me on top of a Bajaj motor cycle to a thick bush at Idolehin village". Liasu is pointing accusing finger one Adebisi Ajiboye as the mastermind of the kidnap.

The matter was also reported at the Divisional Police station, Ado-Odo and the case is being handled by an Investigating Police Officer (IPO) simply calledDotun.Adebisi Ajiboye, the chairman Pam Kernel Association, was later arrested on 21st of February at about 10am in Idolehin village. He was charged to a Magistrate court in Ilaro, on a four -count- charge. The charge Nos. MAO/7/2012 reads that, Adebisi Ajiboye and others at large on 21s1 February at about 10 a:m at Idolehin village, within Ado Odo magistrate district conspired with others now at large to deprive Mr. Shakiru Liasu his liberty and thereby commit felony, an offence contrary to and punishable under section516 of the state criminal code cap 29 vol.

11 review laws of Ogun state 2006.Horror, killings and lawlessness are endless in Ado—Ado . On Saturday,Decemberll, at about 2:10 pm the head of a farming settlement, Chief Waheed Mustafer met his untimely death in the hands of some hoodlums. In another development, one Princess Muinat Olufunmi Alagbe, also narrated how some bitter pills were forced down her throat by some Egun speaking people.

A lawyer in the area, Barrister Wale Alagbe, told the Nigeria Compass on Saturday that there was the urgent need by the state government and security agencies to move in and rid the place of criminals, who he said are mostly Egun farmhands and peasant farmers.Ado-Ado is a rustic and sleepy ancient city in Ado—Odo / Ota local fovernment area of Ogun state. It is ordered by four major commercial cities. In the north is Sango town, In the south, Owode Yewa town, in the eastern side, by Ota town and in the South, by Idiroko border.

http://www.todaysgist.com/2012/04/pastor-caught-trying-to-use-mum-for.html

It won't work. GEJ and his fellow thieves are behind the bombings going on in the nation.

Olaolufred: If Boko Haram had started before Jonathan, Why would you die-hard Jonah's fan continue to claim that it was politically motivated to distabilize his government?
He has nothing to offer,not to talk of anything on table to be distabilized.
GEJ supporters failed to understand that a crime is a crime, no matter who committed it.
They turn it to politics and so our govt became responsible for the death of citizens due to its complacency.
Wake up, and tell your mumu guy to stand up and act.

W.O.R.D !!!!!

Arosa: GEJ said that it will all be over by June, the bombing that is. And I believe him.

I also believe him, at least Abacha never gave us dead-lines!

Sick of all these state-sponsored blast!!!

ffo: This is hatred against southern papers.

Don't even go there, they are worse than the police!!!

kingoflag: Lol. smh. Nigerians and big talk. . . .

No be today nah!!!!

True

Good development if it wasn't planted by JTF themselves.

Anything to make them get in the news!!! Don't trust these guys.

Person wey just go lean back smoke im igbo turn Boko!!!!

Babzilla: Sorry pal but I dont wish to be that s+up!d.

Like Jigga or Kanye

Olalekan 0: Thank you jare.The gentleman took out loans to start a university after which other investors would join him on the board of the school,and you call him a billionare. Has anyone seen his balance sheet before?

All na same

Dude, don't know about other places- but in Nigeria, they don't give billion naira loans to broke-arses!!

Jenams: I am @ a loss here. Why blame GEJ FƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ dis protest? Some persons dnt seize τ̅☺ amaze ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥.

Brother pleaseeeeeee!!!!! oooh, you expect me to blame Boko haram.

You send soldiers to come down to Lagos to kill innocents while police vehicles are guarding this set.

Right now, security forces are at Ojota again. This wont happen in a country that has a leader!!!!

I'm tired of this bulls@, the military should just come and take their thing.

We don't deserve democracy in Africa, must we copy the whites!!!!

tHIS IS SERIOUS!

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Add your updated cost list and phone number too!

Thanks

Guess he doesn't have one.

If you trying to sell, you need to try to reply to comments/post.

Just saying. Meanwhile I'm Off to the next one.

The Federal Government Monday replied the former Head of State and the Presidential Candidate of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC), General Muhammadu Buhari, call for a revolution, stating that the alleged revolution comment would consume him first.

The former Head of state was quoted as saying that the PDP and its leadership do not accept social justice. “If there is no social justice, it is a question of time, there would be revolution in one form or the other. After the last general election, we went as far as to the Supreme Court, but after that, see what happened in Kogi, Adamawa and Sokoto states during the bye-elections. We believe that PDP leadership is not prepared for real democracy and social justice. And I hope they will be strong enough to go through the consequences of their injustice.”

Buhari also said the money expected to educate children, build roads, hospitals and provide the required security was being siphoned abroad urging Nigerians to rise against corruption, saying: “By 2015 whoever stole public funds has automatically sentenced himself to death.”

But the Minister of Information and National Orientation, Mr. Labaran Maku, who spoke when he and members of the PDP in Nasarawa State visited the National Chairman, Alhaji Bamanga Tukur, said it was those who call for revolution that would be first to be consumed in the process.

According to him, “We have heard them talking about revolution, but it will sweep the other side first. CPC isn’t organised anywhere. You can see from Kaduna, to all the other places, CPC isn’t an organised party.”

On the loss of the governorship election by the PDP in the state, the Minister said: “We were robbed in Nasarawa, we won a clear election; none of us here is happy. We won, but lost in the court.

“We won clearly, there is no doubt about it. So, you can see that you cannot have twenty-four members in the House of Assembly and you say we lost the general election.. We should reclaim Nasarawa; it is too close to the Villa to be left to the opposition; we cannot allow that.”

Earlier in his speech, Tukur had urged the party in the state to eschew violence and preach peace as this is the only panacea for development and investment.

According to Tukur, “There is hope for our country; we came with a new zeal, we came with a new determination and commitment to ensure that our party, the greatest party in Africa take the lead. With the kind of support I have seen here today, we can achieve more.

“We have a very clear manifesto for our people in order to assist our people take the advantage of the development fortunes that is in our country today, to make it better,” Tukur told the visiting Nasarawa State PDP delegation.

Also, it described the Buhari’s party, the Congress for Progressive Change as a disorganized party that is not capable of doing any meaning thing, referring to the poor electoral outing of the party in Kaduna state and other states in the last general election.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/fg-tackles-buhari-on-revolution-comment/114437/?utm_medium=twitter



The best defense you can come up with and the only achievement you can boast of is "winning elections".

Our party this. . . . our party that . . . we hope to this. . . we are committed to that. . . .

So pathetic

White branded bold2, Grade A or brand new(though I prefer brand new).

Heard most of em are refurblished

Send pix to olasupoabdmos@yahoo.com pls.

If available, I want to buy this morning.

Seamate: Ronaldho is a deity in football. Respect him

The first ever player in Europe's top 4 league to score 40 goals (ITA, SPA, GER, ENG) in 2 consecutive
seasons!He equalled his own record of scoring 40 goals in La liga. The first player in La Liga history
to score 20 goals away from home.

The first MAN in La Liga's history to have scored 7 hat-tricks in one season. Omo-Oro is the second
player in Spanish football's history to score +50 goals in 2 consecutive seasons.

BaBa oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

otumfour: Apple products are just what they are; elegance @ first sight, till date I look @ my iPhone 4, MacBook Pro and iMac and still have the same chills I got from the first day/time I powered them on and thts what Apple gives u really ; they are just DIFFERENT, guess its fair to say [b]once u go Apple u can neva go back'dude. [/b]Gotta give it to Apple, they breath quality and elegance, though they can be stingy wit their specs and other obviouse areas, they make up for it by giving u tht fluid OS from IOS to MAC OS X .

And this is coming from an Android dude who's battled wit texazzpete (texazzpete is the apple rep on nairaland, mind u ) wit me always defending android. . .

GBAM!!!!! No story!!!!!!!!!!

Former Death Row Records CEO Suge Knight reveals that no one saw Tupac dead, says he may be alive somewhere.
An interview between former Death Row Records CEO Suge Knight and Tattoo and Cee Cee from Los Angeles’ 93.5 KDay took quite the interesting turn when the former CEO was questioned about remarks from people that believe he played a role in the death of rapper Tupac Shakur.

“I got a 45 inch bullet in my head. Into my skull by grabbing Tupac, pulling him down. That’s really what happened,” said Knight in an audio clip obtained by TMZ.

“Second of all, people know what happened at the end of the day.”
Knight later went on to reveal that no one saw Tupac dead and alluded to the fact that the rapper may in fact be alive and well somewhere. He also revealed that the man who cremated Tupac is now dead.

“Maybe the question is Pac really not dead. Pac’s somewhere else,” Knight explained. “I mean it’s the truth if you really look at it…Nobody seen Tupac dead. The thing is this the person who supposedly cremated Tupac, his mother wanted done quickly, he passed. So this guy got about three million dollars personally from me, cash. And next thing I know I never heard from the guy or seen him again.”

Knight’s interview with 93.5 KDay comes only days after a holograph image of Tupac performed at the Coachella Festival in California.

GAB1: how much do u have in your account? I beg make we hear word

Iz it true Mallam spicy, Aki and Majek are illuminatti?!

Heard so but I only know of Yakubu Ayegbeni and Ladi the African Tiger.!!!

saxywale: was a northerner as well. Now get that into your thick skull. Not everyone brags about their achievement, it doesn't matter what part of the country they come from. The topic should be a 'Nigerian graduate' and not 'Zamfara graduate' but a lot of posters here are too shallow to discern the intention of the poster.

This is unusual, it should be a graduate from the "Islamic north"

Bulls...... na today!

"I served in the north" come here, cooking up all sorts of stories about the
north. Most of the "room mate's friend", "my uncle's aunty" stories just amuse me sometimes.

I am not a northerner, I have lived many years in different parts of the north,
I have lost people in the chaos and I know better than all the fairy tales pasted on NL.