CEEcey:
Most ladies recognize all these lies but as long as their needs are being provided then they dont give a fuvk.





It's a matter of you scratch my back, I scratch yours

True!

In 2017? Do married men still go through so much effort to hit a chick? I doubt it unless he is a broke n.igga!

RoyalBlak007:


♤ Extremely safe! They've got CCTV everywhere...Plus Super tight security

♤ from the Gate outside...to the elevators... Everywhere. I don't think it happened at EKO HOTEL

Unless if things have changed there now.

You can't pass through the elevators unless you have the room card-key.

HottestFire:


Please any list of investments apart from IPhones?

I don't envy his life style but dude owns a duplex in my estate.

Sirpaul:
yes oooo are you on the island? ....

Yes i am

Sirpaul:
i wonder... paying tax and rent here on the island is hell..

You can't fix what is not broken.

Ever wondered why almost all buildings on the main streets in Lekki phase are turning commercial?

You never know until you find yourself in the system.

Ximenez:
Nairabet is still with them

It's a management decision for each company and every will decide the best way to handle the situation till when it's all settled.

Some can still manage while some would rather not take the risk and pulled it down.

Viking007:
Yes, I observed its now a general issue. Bet9ja doesn't credit access bank accounts anymore too.

The problem started between them, CBN and Interswitch.

Till this moment they have not been able to get their acts together.

Bookies are pulling them down, possibility of getting your withdrawal through Access bank is very low and no one wants to put a stain on their brand.

Viking007:
I had to withdraw via Heritage bank because my main bank (Access bank) was not among the listed banks. Kindly look into this. By the way, there is nothing wrong with megabet.

Not just with megabet: Access bank is actually the problem here.

T3amie:
haha...

Bookies don turn scammers

So quick to judge! Nice �

ebby9z:


Both of you guys are the reason Nigeria is still in this filthy chamber of backwardness. Everything must have tribal colouration in your recessive brains. He-diaats

You can imagine.

Abled-bodied men waking up to throw tribal/ethnic shots at each other at 6a.m on a Monday morning.

Nah wah o! Really pathetic.

djon78:
But most importantly a man that had self control as a bachelor can never cheat on his wife because he has trained his body that way,except his wife gives him trouble thereby driving him into the arms of another woman but a man that never had self control as a bachelor with multiple sex partner has a very high probability of cheating when he is married. Moreover human beings are very deceptive so they can really hide a lot of stuffs and it is a very evil world we are living in.

. . . in the real world, how many guys never actually cheated on a girlfriend at one time or the other. Very countable!!! Peops are giving advices based on what they read in books and see in the movies. I know what I see when I look out my windows. The real world is a total different ball game and ladies are getting smarter which makes it better.

cr7lomo:



Break performance...BMW
Speed performance... Benz
High technology... BMW
Luxury.... Benz

Overall performance...Benz

In a drag race?

BAILMONEY:
WE IGBOS ARE LOVERS OF SPECTACLE.



WE ARE WATCHING THE FIGHT BETWEEN YORUBA MUSLIM WIZKID
AND YORUBA CHRISTIAN DAVIDO.



ITS GONNA BE INTERESTING I TELL YA

Epic!!!

Usual Tabloid headlines: Muslim Hausa DPO arrest Christian Yoruba Criminal!

Laurence1:


So the likes of phyno,adekunle gold, johnny drille and Kiss Daniel them that have degrees nkor. Let's not mention Davido, Banky, Boj or Naeto C or Crucifixo with an Msc.

I'm sorry for you, if you like don't listen to your mum and get a degree, be looking for an excuse to become a dropout .

Why can't you have both.

Being educated is the key to building a good life but I have come across a lot of people with degrees but I still doubt their education till date.

Degree and education mean two different things

Irony of life

Still amazes me how Bishop David Oyedepo transforms lifes yet his younger brother Olayinka KokoZaria Oyedepo keeps living this wild lifestyle.

Dem no dey do family meeting?

ooshinibos:


stupid statement
it is not the act of God ...How could you call this an act of God , is God a murderer .
it will be correct if we call it human error or the act of the devil or both .
Nigerians stop blaming God for every evil things

Don't know about your religion but her religion preaches that and you need to respect that.

'It is He Who giveth life and who taketh it, and to Him shall ye all be brought back.'

Good, bad, evil or whatever! Nothing happens if God is not in the know!

Maybe U-turn around PWD

PokeTotoBoy:
In law enforcement there is something called witness protection. That mobile police man did not die. His real identity is being protected... otherwise, why Re they no image to go with the name. Nigerians should learn to use their head.

I repeat the guy that shot at him did not kill him. As bad as the accuracy of an ak47 is, to kill someone sprawled on the floor from that distance as seen in the video is even more daunting, and harder as the recoil will always shift the aim of the rifle when pointed downward

Those robbers were the most amateur set of armed robbers my eyes have seen.., since my mama born me

Too much movie!!!!

They were no amateur, that was very obvious in the way they carried themselves with so much confidence.

It was basically an operation gone wrong. It was obvious they actually trailed the victim riding in the blue Honda probably with the intention of flagging down the car and leaving with their loot without any form of resistance.

The decision to enter the guy in the bank was definitely made on impulse thus making them vulnerable to gun battle with the security men.

If they had plans for the bank, the operation wouldnt have lasted for 2minutes- they would have gone inside the bank, robbed them, kill more people and confidently leave without leaving their dead colleague behind.

He was making sense before this

itsdumebi:


In an interview with Punch, George said;. But I can convince our people that when we settle the PDP crisis, we will present somebody who would be hundred times better than Ambode.”

http://politicsngr.com/2017/05/28/reasons-can-never-work-tinubu-bode-george/

Clown

misterh:
Those who nearly mobbed him are in the wrong here. I bet they can't point to where it's written in the Qur'an or Hadith that a non Muslim passing by a mosque or entering a mosque should be attacked.

Islam isn't to be blamed here.

Anytime you see statements like "I schooled in the north", "I served in the north", "I was born in the north"- just skip it. A lot of peops just come up with fables about the northerners, their beliefs and their culture without ever physically witnessing/experiencing their lifestyle. Dem say dem say...

Dottore:
Chairman of Police Service Police Commission (PSC) and retired Inspector-General of Police, Sir Mike Okiro, has disclosed that in three months, there would be mass promotion of senior police ARMED ROBBER who have been stagnated on one rank.

nairaman66:


Lol! That's extortion!

I don't know why they still use range and estimates to calculate fares for us down here, unless maybe my APP is malfunctioning.

In the U.S, the app tells you the exact amount you will pay- it's left to you to accept it or not. Even if the Uber spends 4hours on a 30 minutes trip, its none of your business- your fare won't change.

nairaman66:
Saw this coming! But it is too late, UBER went greedy along the line! Their charges are astronomical! Charging over N2,000 from Chevron drive to "The Place" at Phase 1, what rubbish!! Then they brought a stupid language called SURGE to even double your fares!! They are criminals!! Good thing TAXIFY came along!!

You are lucky sef.

I paid N3,100 from 3rd round about to Chevron drive last week.

naira4doll:
Plz I need a very good Bmw mechanic for my x6 5.0i V8 Twin Turbo. Been using one Anayo but tired of his delays, stories and repeated issues.

Have you found a good mechanic for this please?

I am having same problem.

shadrach77:
So he no fit chose better destination like Canada? Brazil bawo?

Its actually a beautiful place, good culture, better weather and more accommodating if you are visiting as a tourist.

Just that they speak Portuguese and too many transgenders.

Nice choice

discman2k2:
Hey Guys!! Abeg make una try to say nicer things about our Naija Police because there's power in words. What u say about them has a way of coming bck to u.

I really enjoyed all those jokes, bt in d realities of our living, som of our Police men are really trying, especially in the face of their Corrupt leaders who embezzle the Funds meant for their working Paraphernalia : lack of good Police Cars, No fund for fueling, no good uniform, and very poor other working conditions.

#ItIsWellWith9JAPOLICE.

#GODBLESS9JAPOLICE

#9JAPOLICETHEBEST

Underfunded?

Is this enough reason for them to pack themselves up in yellow buses without uniforms, pulling over in front of every bank on the watch out for the next innocent prey?

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2nd Looks like United Arab Emirate to me

All men dream: but not equally.

Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake up in the day to find it was vanity, but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible!

Tinubu is Living an accomplished life!

4 U 2 N V!

I don't know if anyone is aware of this. . . . .

Nigeria passport booklet is scarce in Atlanta now, so they claim- you need to provide your travel itinerary to get on top of the waiting list.

Disturbing

Misplace priorities.

This is getting more annoying by the day.

serikigoro:


Try make some money too , so you can help plenty people. Till then you just a lame duck!

WORD!!!!

mamacajah:
Hello, I don't know if you have completed the process , but if you are in a hurry, then for the Nigerian passport, there is a business centre opposite the embassy. The costs are there.

Yea, thank you very much.

I actually have completed it using the same centre as well