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‘I can’t normally eat in a place like this’, Ice Prince explains. ‘I just get too much attention’[b]. Instead he has a cook at home, and when he drives around the city in his white Land Rover, [/b]his assistant will pull bundles of naira banknotes out of a black bin liner to shower on the crowds who surround him – both a bid to distract them and, as it’s explained to me: ‘It’s expected of you here. If you don’t, people will start saying God thinks badly of you’.



http://thenetng.com/2012/06/25/i-want-to-win-a-grammy-dbanj/

Clumsy write up

With his wu-tang bunch of padi's, The cook sef go run!!!

The white Rover belongs to Mr Incredible, his isn't white!

kheart: hahahaha does dat mean all popes are his role model? Just asking

CLASSIC

No be small thing!

Why is this crazy dude embarrassing himself all over the place?

It is a battle of the house against Femi. $3m dollars is not small cash. Nobody will take

this much money, code it, try to chop alone without info leaking to one or more fellow house members.

It's obvious Facrook's fellow thieves are in on this deal.

pro01: You don't mix business with pleasure Don Jazzy, you don't. Otherwise, recording sessions would become s£x sessions; obviously the resultant music would be as messy as your acamu on her yansh. We don't want that. Guy give yourself brain.

jude33084: Too much money man I beg leave us, you hear?

Na today? You try sef wey U sacrifice those seconds to type that!

From cafe to china phones, nah only on the internet they use Symbians, androids and cruise X6!

We know their types B!!

Arsenal first 6 fixtures:Sunderland (H) Stoke (A) Liverpool (A) Southampton (H) Man City (A) Chelsea (H)

Chelsea first 5 fixtures:Wigan (A) Newcastle (H) Reading (H) QPR (A) Stoke (H) Arsenal (A)

omenziate: Ma nigga wit big big jeans, wen u go buy car jare. Baba u better go feature wizkid , davido, iceprince , M-I. et al and leave all dose overdose and terry d rapman o. Nobody sends ur rap prowess o, if u dey form hardcore, go brooklyn or bronx .

CLASSIC!!!

No be by wetin you wear go work, na by wetin dey your brains!!!!

The f.ucker and the f.uckee's mother should just be jailed. Simple as ABC!

ACM10: [b]This con artist [/b]still get mouth to talk?

Which of them isn't? mstcheeeeeewwwwwwww!

ziccoit: You would have considered this as an initiative if government had chosen to embezzle the tax payers money?

Like his other guys. . . .pocket the funds, hang out in a beer parlor, prostitutes, isi ewu and just rename the schools. . .

It's still an initiative.

ZUBY77: Thank you Jesus for sending them to another Church instead of mine.

ALL OF UNA JUST CARRY HEAD FACE ONE DIRECTION!!!

Brainwashed!!!!!

Mpetempe: We have cautioned him enough. U r too harsh on him and thats not likes of a Good Christian; Your Words Are Too Ugly To Welcome.

Na the others be the good christians? So funny!

See as the hypocrites skip the guy comments, his case is even worse than the person they all condemning!!!

Another Okija: How did they know it was the hand of the pastor?!

a. The gold rolex wristwatch on the writs

b. The expensive cufflinks on the cuffs attached to him.

c. The wad of cash in his hands

d. The microphone in is hands..

If you can't see the ice, that means my sleeves on it.

U'no I dress as I'm suppose to- stretch Lex with a chauffeur

Never sober, red testarotta-buggettis in my Jehovah. . . . . .

Too much swag!!!!

Made in naija!!!!

manny U: U a Sunday Fool.

Your grandfather iz a b.astard!!!

How did this make the home page?

Back in the days, we'll be at page 15 by now! We getting bored with same news day in day out!

If them like make dem kill demselves finish, na dem know!

The only constant thing in life is change. Blast are no more breaking news.

kukus01: why buy suv? get a truck mate! honda ridgeline luxury+durability+ruggeddness!!! talking from experience....ridgeline all the way for me

oraclefemi: HONDA RIDGELINE..I USE ONE AND I CAN TELL YOU I DO WHAT OTHER JEEPS CANT DO.

Na you guys know whatsup!!!!!

16 killed, 83 injured as security operatives raid MASSOB offices

, So cheaply

No be the people wey dey threathen BH the other time be this

Chai!! You fall ma hand!!

jaybee: FAR FAR FAR OFF POINT !!!

A TERRORIST GROUP CAN NOT BA A FREEDOM FIGHTER. YOUR DEFINITION OF TERRORIST IS COMPLETELY WRONG. THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS NOT FOR YOUR PRIVATE DEFINITION; TRY AND ACQUAINT YOURSELF WITH THE DOCUMENTED DEFINITION OF TERRORISM AND MILITANCY BEFORE YOU IGNORANTLY CALL SOMEONE ILLITERATE.

"Systematic use of violence and intimidation to achieve some goal"

Terrorism/militancy? What's the difference?

Why close my account?

There's more to this life than pu*sy!!!

I have over 7k likes on my fb fan page and it's serving its purpose!

rotiler: Serves the FRSC man right, them don chop my #2000 twice over such puny offence as forgetting to tie seat belt, i wish i was dia to partake in the "obeche"

Your mum shouldn't be complaining about the 4k she paid for committing a traffic offense, it's her fault though cos she should have left you on the back-seat.

timmy1999: Who told you kwara pple are yoruba
They are ganbari..hausa..they even call themself northerners

Another ignorant one!

Why does our President take decisions that are blatantly unpopular with the people

The person(s) who advised him to change the name of University of Lagos to MOSHOOD
KASHIMAWO OLAWALE ABIOLA UNIVERSITY LAGOS, are they living in this same Nigeria with
the rest of us?

Mr. President said that he had consulted widely before announcing the name-change, but,
given spontaneous protests by Unilag students against the name-change, Mr. President had
obviously not considered the Unilag body of students relevant during his wide consultation.

4000 Megawatts powers the great Kaaba in Mecca,it also powers London's Heathrow Airport

If our dream is to achieve 4000 megawatts which ordinarily powers specific buildings
elsewhere and we are aspiring to be one of the greatest 20 economies by 2020,i think we'd better stop the joke.

metro10: Can't they just live that fascinating name for us, why are we always going back to the stone age? From univ of lag to moshood abiola university...[b]when u hear university of georgia, capetown, arizona e.t.c....[/b]e no dey sweet for mouth? Why are we retarding?
Pls, let that name remain?

Reason Why we Africans are developing negatively!!!

[quote author=Austine.E]...and tomorrow some muslim northern leaders will tell us that Boko Haram is fighting against injustice on them and as a result of gross poverty,by killing innocent igbo traders!you can fool some of the people some of the time but nt all the people,all the time!this is simply a Jihad on christains and it happened that igbos are majority christains in Nigerian and knowing that with igbos around,the can never and will never attempt to achieve their islamization agenda!....they shld remember the case of Sudan,with 90% muslims and 10% christains,for well over 25yrs,the muslim jihadist with the help of Arab supporter of APC militias tried to islamize the country to no avail,after so many yrs,we now ve a liberated nation bless by God and known as southern sudan! And we Nigerians also know the aspect of it sponsored by Northern politicians who fell out of power and are doing everything possible to distabalize GEJs regime!the good thing is that GEJ is not threatened by this,he is getting stronger day by day![/quote]BH kill muslims,christians not ritualists, not okija worshippers!!!!

Why can't all these so called Men of God stick to the scamming they know how to do best and stay off politics!!!!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm what ya gonna do?

a. Take a dive into atlantic ocean
b. Perform harakiri
c. Cry more like some lil' bytch.
d. Smoke crack laced with dry maggots
e. Put a bullet hole through your head.
f. Jump into the speed lane of any high-way with multiple fast cars.[/quote]I'll suggest option "e"!!

Police finds marijuana in 6-year-old's backpack

http://ascology.com/news/world-news/24703-Police-finds-marijuana--year-olds-backpack.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Out of curiosity,what can the cops possibly be looking for in a 6year olds knap sack? Bombs? Duh!

Adexchelsea19: Dats just it my guy,we may have won the CL but i was nt hapy wit the kind of football we played,

End of story!!