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Politics / Re: Throwback Picture Of Adenuga, Tinubu And Soyinka by battymann: 8:20pm On Jul 05, 2022
OkoroBufo:

We have verified his ticket was secured with Ghana-must-go

-Okoro bufo


You are really working very hard.
But mind you that any work without positive result is suffering
Science/Technology / Re: Even If Russia Had Sunk British Warship by battymann: 5:16pm On Jun 30, 2021
All of a sudden Russia doesn't want trouble.
Politics / Re: Buhari congratulates China On 100th Anniversary Of Ruling Communist Party by battymann: 5:09pm On Jun 30, 2021
HonNL:


SOURCE




SOURCE




Femi Adesina


lalasticlala mynd44

Our communist party is 6 years in power and we are toast already. embarassed
Politics / Re: Maduafokwa Olisakwe: "PDP Should Find My ₦26 Million" - Anambra Guber Aspirant by battymann: 6:57am On Jun 29, 2021
film3four:
Chief Maduafokwa Olisakwe is one of the gubernatorial aspirants in Anambra state. He is so dis satisfied with the entire process and has requested that PDP should refund his 26 million naira and all the monies he expended in the course of the campaign


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmgyctpPDDc

For the first time I'm happy that someone got scammed. This man cannot be a governor in Anambra state. God forbid
Health / Re: Morning Erection Is Now scarce by battymann: 11:12am On Jun 26, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
Pls who noticed?
I don't know if na the daily anxiety and worry but It now comes like period, max of 5times per month. Lucky if you hit 6


Or am I the only one it happens to? undecided

Environmental pollution.
Do you live in Portharcourt? Many men there have reported erectile dysfunction due to inhalation of black soothe.
Women are more worried, you know naa.

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Sports / Re: UEFA Announces That Away Goal Rule Will Be Removed Next Season by battymann: 3:25pm On Jun 24, 2021
ChelseaInAfrica:
BREAKING: UEFA announce the away goals rule will be removed from all club competitions starting next season

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/12340830/away-goals-rule-abolished-for-uefa-competitions-from-2021-22-season

Long overdue

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Politics / Re: Controversy Trails Nigeria’s Ambassador Post To WTO by battymann: 10:20pm On Jun 22, 2021
We have a grossly dysfunctional government.
And its getting worse

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Travel / Re: How Safe Is A Road Trip To Port Harcourt This Period? by battymann: 12:53pm On Jun 08, 2021
For more than 2 years .now, one of the safest roads in the country has been Onitsha-Owerri-Portharcourt road. Because of the heavy police presence on that route due to initial cases of kidnappings.
I travel that road from Agbor regularly both in day and night hours without fear. I would close from work around 4pm and hit the road with my humble 04 Honda Pilot and arrive PH around 9Pm. The journey is usually slow because of the checkpoints.
Then, on Mondays , I would leave PH by 6am and arrive Agbor by 11am, but later than that if there is hold up at the Niger Bridge.
OP, do your waka. Nothing dey happen.
Phones / Re: Is Your Twitter App Still Loading? by battymann: 9:06am On Jun 05, 2021
We are officially in North Korea
Our president is the tall Artillery Man.
Properties / Re: Only A Drunken Sailors Would Buy A Car Before A House by battymann: 7:44am On May 29, 2021
This write-up has no definite direction.
Sane humans buy car when they need one.
Not when they've got a house of their own.
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Sign David Alaba From Bayern Munich by battymann: 10:44pm On May 28, 2021
Finally they are tired of keeping their squad white.
Racist fools
Business / Re: EscrowLock Wins $100m Facebook Grant by battymann: 6:18pm On May 26, 2021
Good news for a change in a long while

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Crime / Re: Man In Army Uniform Kills Car Owner In Rivers, Arrested In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by battymann: 10:42am On May 26, 2021
WetinhappenPR:
This man on military uniform met a guy at Eleme Junction, heading to Akwa Ibom State, Ikot Abasi to be precise and begged for a lift, the innocent car owner (driver) gave him a lift, but unknowingly, he had other motives.

His motives was to kill the owner of the car along the way and snatch the car.

He actually succeeded in his plans of killing an innocent helper, but never knew the car had a tracker.

He was tracked to a hotel and arrested.

Can you imagine how wicked human beings are?

Man's inhumanity to man!

SOURCE: https://www.instagram.com/p/CPTvFUiFukO/?utm_medium=copy_link

See his face be like Wike

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Crime / Re: Police Kill 2 Bandits In Imo State (Graphic Pictures) by battymann: 8:35pm On May 25, 2021
CilicMarin:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/police-kill-two-bandits-recover-arms-in-imo/%3famp

This my Ghana print wey I like very much. I no go wear am again. Make them no talk say I be bandit
Crime / Re: Herdsmen Overrun Benue Villages, Kill 100 People by battymann: 9:30pm On May 24, 2021
Malami will soon tell its Spare Parts Dealers that overran the Benue village
Crime / Re: Lagos One Way Saga: Police Arrest Man For Reckless Driving, Assaulting Officers by battymann: 6:51pm On Apr 18, 2021
Dalil8:
See as dem rush arrest am now, because say na him assault police.

If na police assault citizen now, dem go open one yeye panel make dem investigate. Investigation sef go reach one year.



You are angry because the guy is your fellow mushin boy grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Zamfara No-fly Zone: We Suspect Helicopters Are Used To Take Arms To Bandits — P by battymann: 3:55pm On Mar 03, 2021
You suspect?
Okay naaa
Politics / Re: Tollgates To Return As FG Grants Individuals Licence To Build, Maintain Highways by battymann: 1:57pm On Feb 23, 2021
There used to be a highway between Onitsha and Enugu, they should concession that too
Politics / Re: Not All Fulanis Are Criminals – Sultan by battymann: 7:05am On Jan 30, 2021
AlhajiImam:


Dead on arrival. We are peacefully living with the hausas. Infact we integrated together

Alhaji, what he telling you is true. I have lived in Niger state and Zamfara. I know there is growing sense of resentment of fulanis among the hausas and other tribes of the north. These other tribes do cattle rearing and fattening at home. They don't roam. Eventually Fulani cattle rustlers will go and take everything away. They don't feel good about it. You guys need to change.

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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Joins Anambra Governorship Race by battymann: 6:48am On Jan 30, 2021
After a drunkard, Anambra will get a complete idiot as governor?
Amadioha see Joe and do the needful
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 30 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu (Photos) by battymann: 6:40am On Jan 30, 2021
lonelydora:


Come to Abraka, Sapele, Ughelli, Owerri, or Kwale, you will shed tears for our youths. I

You forgot Agbor.
This is where parents sell properties to sponsor their children in yahoo crime.

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Sports / Re: Muslim Fans Blast Ahmed Musa Over Kissing Picture With His Wife On Facebook by battymann: 9:32pm On Jan 10, 2021
No comment

Religion / Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2021 by battymann: 8:52am On Jan 03, 2021
chinchonglee:

Dear seun, u can see how religiously biased u are!
How did this fool comment on a christain topic without having to accept there is no allah but God!

Na today?
You sure say no be Seun get that account because I dey look the guy like one of 'them'.
Sports / Re: Gerard Houllier, Dies Aged 73 by battymann: 2:30pm On Dec 14, 2020
RIP Houllier. YNWA
Politics / Re: Obaseki: Pastor Adeboye Told Me I Will Overcome, I will Win by battymann: 6:38am On Dec 12, 2020
adenigga:

https://m.punchng.com/News/BREAKING-Adeboye-assured-me-I-will-be-re-elected –Obaseki


The same thing he tells whoever enters his 'office'

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Crime / Re: Reps Consider Deadlines For Courts On Criminal, Civil Cases by battymann: 7:19am On Dec 11, 2020
thedio:


https://punchng.com/reps-consider-deadlines-for-courts-on-criminal-civil-cases/

Good news like this will only end in consideration. No follow through.
Politics / Re: Laolu Akande: Nigeria Economy Is Rebounding Due To Preemptive Actions By PMB by battymann: 7:20am On Nov 23, 2020
Crime / Re: IGP Adamu To General Garba Wahab: I’m In Firm Control Of Nigeria Police Force by battymann: 7:19am On Nov 18, 2020
Trumpcard05:
Please quickly go and get ur own o

The dey cry now

Sports / Re: Sierra Leone Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 0) On 17th November 2020 by battymann: 6:59pm On Nov 17, 2020
The coach should just resign honorably.
But he won't he is now a Nigerian, you know naa

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Hundreds Of Resignations By Police Officers Rejected By The IGP by battymann: 7:58am On Nov 16, 2020
Nemere2020:

https://m.guardian.ng/news/resignations-allegedly-rejected-by-police-high-command/

Bull crap news.
You know it when you hear the source is anonymous.
Romance / Re: As A Guy, Have You Ever Been Misinterpreted By a Lady Your Trying To Help? by battymann: 5:07am On Nov 14, 2020
smartxyz:
Hello guys,

Please have you ever been asked "what do you want from me?" by a lady that you just wanted to help with no strings attached?

I was driving home yesterday after work and a lady (average looking) flagged me to stop and i decided to stop and gave her a lift. I asked her where she was going and she mentioned a bustop before mine and i said lucky you... We had a lil chat as i drove her and she seemed really fun, We got to her bustop and : i offered to be taking her to work in the morning since she stays close to my place. Then suddenly her face changed and she asked the annoying question "Oga what do you want from me?".. at that point i was dumbfounded and sad at same time. But i had to quickly smile and said "nothing" then i drove off.

For me i find it sad, a lot of people are not used to good people doing good things without wanting anything in return.

How do you feel and react when asked that question?

Please share yours

Bro don't mind all these people passing judgment on you, trying to make you feel bad. In grown men/women world there is no string in wanting to see someone again no matter the circumstance. Even in war times people still fall in love and the relationship starts some how.
For a grown man like yourself its not wrong for you to seek a regular company of a woman. You liked her and wanted to see her again, then she blew it. The fault is not yours that she didnt handle it well. But let me also tell you that you got it wrong by just zooming away. It seems you like how you car takes off from halt grin. That girl was already into you. She won't ask that question if she wasn't. She wanted you to woo her but she pressed too hard. Last time I had that question was in secondary school days and if it is not coming from a married woman, then it means the same old thing; 'WOO ME'.
For those asking if you'd do the same for a guy, tell them NO and be proud about it. Your first consideration when picking people on the way is safety. It easier to consider a woman less harmful than a man. So I won't advice you picking random guys on your way just live up to a nairaland challenge. I'm extremely careful about people I give lift. I mostly give lift to people when I have a friend with me in the car.
Do not be dismayed next time a girl/woman asks you that question. Just let it slide and continue the conversation. How it ends won't matter much if the flow was satisfying enough tongue

NB: For this #postendsars period, any man wey flags you down in a bad place, make you use motor knack am throw-way. Na hoodlum be that.

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Politics / Re: I Am Not Igbo - Wike Clarifies Confusion About His Name And Link To Igbo by battymann: 6:40pm On Nov 12, 2020
osarog:
For the fact that my language sounds like Igbo language doesn't mean I'm Igbo. People should understand this.

Ikwerres are not Igbo.

Repeat your comment in ikwere language, let's see if it's not Igbo language you'll write.
grin this shit sticks grin grin

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