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Politics › Re: "You Lack Knowledge Of Security Matters" - DSS Carpets Osita Chidoka by BAZ001: 3:15pm On Aug 04, 2022
Shame on you DSS and APC govt
You guys are very quick to invade odili’s wife house, kidnap sowore midnight, setup Nandi kanu and be forming CIA moves

But ordinary herdsmen or bandits you don’t have a clue or arrest their leaders.

Keep fooling yourselves and speaking long grammars.

Crime › Re: Policeman Caught Demanding For Someone's Phone In Lagos by BAZ001: 12:32pm On Aug 04, 2022
They can never stop, it’s in their blood… always looking for cheap ways to extort people.

All he wants to check is your apps , phone contacts, Facebook, hangouts or any app that has foreign names or foreign phone numbers.
They are not educated but can sense fear and yahoo guys.

If you hand is pure and clean you won’t hesitate to give them your phone before they injure you or kidnap you.
They are ready to do any evil to get money from you

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:53am On Aug 04, 2022
Johnnybegood12:
At the bolded is not the first time he has said it.
Please quote a post or point me to a post where he or pearl1910, had agreed that it’s a means to an end before this year 2022

Nigeria is happening to him and suddenly his eyes are popped open. He’s angry but no be my fault

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:50am On Aug 04, 2022
Gentlelife50:
If na you nko?
You go get mind stand?
You see person wey dey go akute, shangotedo, lekki, surulere and other places we dey fear to go everyday, u wan go challenge am?

By the way I thought we all agreed not to be going to certain ;Dplaces like alagbole akute?
So una dey follow back go carry them?
Dashboard must be fat sha
Na anywhere belle face him dey go,
Dashboard must be fat grin
later he will be fixing car for 2weeks and taking buses … missing poverty days.

His strategy is to move Akute grin
From July to September and fix car from October to December.

… I cannot make 20k and claim 200k grin grin grin

He has stopped showing destinations hehehehe… you people will not kee me on this thread ehhhhh

Car Talk › Re: Fake Engine Oils In Lagos... Dru23 source not confirmed by BAZ001: 1:58am On Aug 04, 2022
Kewtt:
Stay woke guys..... Dru23 I don't trust you ....we are going to smoke you out from those your illegal "mixing bowl factories"
Eweeeehhhh
You mean am ?

Car Talk › Re: Fake Engine Oils In Lagos... Dru23 source not confirmed by BAZ001: 11:35pm On Aug 03, 2022
sooperrescue:
I have already bought the oil this morning but I just wanted a back up supplier in case of shortage. Don’t worry about me owing. I am no longer harassing you. Things hard for the country. But I recall when I went to buy Brocades in the factory in St Magaraten by the Austrian/Swiss border in 1998 and I bought it at factory price in large quantities. In 1999 at Alade market, the same clothes were being sold for the same price as the factory. The woman confirmed that she bought it from the same factory in Switzerland. The price she was selling was the same price she bought it in Europe. I later understood the setup. I hope you are not doing that level o
Mbok which level be that please elaborate grin

Car Talk › Re: Fake Engine Oils In Lagos... Dru23 source not confirmed by BAZ001: 11:32pm On Aug 03, 2022
dru23:
How was ur truck driving lesson today sir? Take it easy grin u can't be driving like u did in Lagos o...

The Lord is ur strength , Rome was not built in a day.

Musa 2.0 . Musa 2.0, how many times did I call ur name .. Driving trailer is not ur calling grin try and stick driving uber for now ..

And once u settle down u can try IT work ... Take am easy cheesy
C’mon mehnnn
We are only asking for barcodes to your imported oils.

Why getting so mad huh

Is fowl yansh about to be opened here ?

Car Talk › Re: Fake Engine Oils In Lagos... Dru23 source not confirmed by BAZ001: 11:02pm On Aug 03, 2022
Kewtt:
Well let's check if barcodes are available on dru23 oils
Let’s ask the last person that bought oil from him to help us check the barcodes huh
Don’t know if people still patronizes him here or everybody don run go another dealer ?

Car Talk › Re: Fake Engine Oils In Lagos... Dru23 source not confirmed by BAZ001: 10:59pm On Aug 03, 2022
dru23:
You wan collect on credit again... The last debt u never pay .. Because Dangote also the owe money.. But Dangote dey service his debt now . u wan compare urself to person that his servicing his debt by paying to person that refuse to pay

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:57pm On Aug 03, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
Even if I'm soliciting for, or entertaining opinions from Nigerians who have left the country in search of greener pasture, by God, it will never be from an Oluwole midget who managed to finally gather money from hustling in this same Nigeria - even tho the money wasn't enough that he had to leave his family - and left Nigeria last week.

If your head is too dense for your brain to function optimally, what I'm saying is that Nigeria was happening to you just two weeks ago, and you were on the streets of Lagos, driving this same bolt from 4 am to midnight on days you weren't selling car parts, computer parts or gaming parts. Not that they aren't noble, but having the effrontery, apart from the fact that you were too stupid to understand what you read, to say "Nigeria is happening to them" as a form of vindication of any sort, proves the hard fact that money wasted on your education should have been invested in feeding cows.

You're a clown. A cruise master. A joke. No one takes your opinions seriously unless there's a meme attached for them to laugh about. In a class of intellectuals, you're several 100 seats behind. I guess your trucking class is yet to begin for the day.

Toss off.
Is it the Nigeria happen to you that is paining you ?
Or that you are still driving Uber as a means to an end after how many years ?
Or you just want to run your bad mouth so that there will be war ?
Well my level has changed,
I can’t come so low to be dragging with you again.

Leave me in 100 seats behind grin grin grin
The race is not to the swift ….
Or bread to the wise,
Or riches to men of understanding,
But time and chance happen to them all.

I didn’t miss my time & chance grin

Na Grace of God carry me reach here not by hard work or moving akute to Epe day & night.

You know nothing John snow grin grin grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
Barbiturate:
I guess it's a mystery no one can really understand. I'm not disputing the fact that you make such huge amount on Indriver, even with the way I see drivers rush to pick rides. Only you know your strategy. Even if you say you make 1 mil a week with Indriver, I still won't dispute. The monies you quote are yours. I can't make 2k and say I make 200k. I'll be deceiving myself .

Anyways, thanks for the replies. I go wait till Friday for bolt. I was suspended for 2 days
Are you saying he’s lying or deceiving himself? Or it’s photoshop ?
The money you quote are yours grin grin grin
“I can't make 2k and say I make 200k.”
I'll be deceiving myself.

It’s indeed a mystery

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:31pm On Aug 03, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
Nigeria is dying. Currency is going to shit. There are only 35million full-time employed people in Nigeria. You think there are no more than 35 million qualified for those positions? What happens to the rest of them?

I'm not saying they don't exist, but how many? IT is an emerging force a lot of people are getting certified in IT and earning mega bucks. I know people who earn 2 million monthly here in Nigeria . People who also get incremental salaries[b][/b]. Can everyone go into IT?

Between the last time we spoke and now you needed about 7,000,000 to comfortably japa from this country. How much do you need now with the fall of the naira?

The resident clown on this thread can testify. Was it a salary job that helped him to japa?


Almost everyone knows what they are doing but no cash. How do they raise cash? Remaining in the jobs? Yo! Ehailing is a means to such end for many people . A lot have used it to raise money and achieved their dreams. Why shouldn't others be encouraged to do the same? You think I want to drive forever?

When time comes for uber experience, it will be used. Do you know I have a background in IT? You think I'm stupid for driving?


If you've read all these and you're still in a stupid job of 100k or less, its time to jump ship else you'll sink with inflation. Me I no kuku get problem.
Eweeehhhh who is the clown grin grin grin?
I hope it’s not me… if na me just take your waka
nincompoop

It must be Gentlelife50 or pope191 or donfortune48.

Everybody hear ooh… “Ehailing is a means to an end “ finally they have all come to agree.
Nigeria is happening to them grin grin grin



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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:00am On Aug 03, 2022
MoonlightDrive:
Others may consider you irredeemable, but i believe you are still a work in progress.
The job can be quite physically and mentally exhausting especially when you set inordinate targets, so i empathize with your situation.
Your complete wellness is now our concern.
We will not give up on you.
Be calming down.
P.s. We are all trying to build a platform of intelligent discuss, comparable to Quora, where both local and international audience can find our banter, both stimulating and enlightening, let us all collectively not deviate from this noble objective.
Gracias.
You no get mind ,
I thought you wanted to give it back to him woto woto …
You are now talking about building platform collectively.
As long as w have Dru here, he will continue to deviate from the noble objective.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:25am On Aug 03, 2022
dru23:
Yes o nobody should come abroad to be driving trailers o .. Na from pot to frying pan , Abi na from fire to frying pan grin ..... U no drive trailer for Lagos grin but u want people to be moving America by driving trucks grin no be juju be dat grin

Musa 2.0 how the truck driving going ? U remind me of 1 of my guys.. This is even before uber existed and many Nigerians were driving cabs .. Cab drivers were cashing in weekly weekends especially ..........

Na so my friend hear say money dey for driving cabs grin. Na sa he go get his cab license ..

Omo After 2 days of driving and moving the city. My guy quit the job grin. Nobody go tell u wetin dey there until u reach there grin

Another story .. 1 of my guy dey do nursing . The wife dey do nursing too ... While going to nursing school he was importing trucks, Mack trucks dump trucks , heavy equipment.. This was early 2000 , he was doing well o ... This is during the time they were sand filling lekki area . It was a big project at that time, I had dump trucks too. I was buying from him ........

Omo once my guy finish his nursing school and pass his exams .. He lamented his certificate on the wall of his house..... From there on he never step foot into any hospital to use his nursing degree... He faced his importation of trucks and heavy equipment full time.. He has never done any 9 to 5 Job.. He said he can't never do it .......

About 2 years ago he completed building his own house in Yankee.. He built it from scratch up. He bought the land years ago and started building his own house..

This is a 6 bedroom house and keep in mind he didn't built it in a village area in Yankee grin. This is not an area that you buy house for $150k grin u now do 4 IT jobs and pay off the mortgage and invite your friends for house warming celebration grin. Houses in that area can cost up to $ 700k upwards o ......

He said he didn't come to America to come and kill himself and work till he died.. He didn't come to count bridges.. He is a correct Igbo man from the east. Not even from Lagos grin

Make we dey try to invest in our selves too . And teach our kids entrepreneurship... No be to be slaving for another man company o
Nobody wants to do 9 to 5 jobs for ever but not to invest in logistics coy.

Don’t worry let me sit down cross leg chup dollars before I start entrepreneur for naija.
.Naira is useless right now
.Insecurity is becoming something else
All the news coming from Nigeria is disheartening.

Peace of mind is paramount
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:34am On Aug 03, 2022
xclusive43:
Not Mobil 1 Castrol 5w 30
We don’t have Castrol 5w 30 in Lagos
But it’s coming with this plane.
Pls be patient with us

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:31am On Aug 03, 2022
grin
Johnnybegood12:
At the bolded is synonymous to u Na grin
This man lemmeee ooh.
I dey back dey wait for your man cheerful contest…

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:26pm On Aug 02, 2022
kanuisagoat:
Between the last time we had a conversation and now, my immediate younger brother has moved from an above 200k job to an above 700k job. Last time we spoke, he told me he's never doing any job that pays in naira again.

Our last born who recently graduated has also moved from a 70k job to a 155k job and there's no end in sight to how many other jobs with better pay he's still going to get.

People who know what they are doing and have the cash to support are even applying and getting 50-100k pound jobs in UK right from Nigeria. The only reason they can do that is because of the experience they gathered from those salary job.

Good luck applying to UK with an uber experience.

I know someone who started his career in the internal audit department of a bank here in Nigeria as an ET. He moved to a big four audit firm from there and as of today is now in a sister audit firm in UK. The entire thing happened between 2018 and 2022. He started with a little over 150k in Nigeria, today he earns multiple times that amount. The sky is his limit. Can you show us one single uber driver with that level of increase in earnings?


That is why you cannot and should not compare the two. From where I'm standing, it's apples and oranges
This just dey sweet me anyhow
They say there is no good job in Nigeria just resign and be moving Lagos…
You just dey give dem woto woto

I stand with you … apples and oranges

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:57pm On Aug 02, 2022
RuneKingThor:
I'm very convinced he does.

Person go say A he rush begin mention Roman figure.
grin grin grin

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mtbu.gif
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:49pm On Aug 02, 2022
RuneKingThor:
Do you have comprehension problems?
Mr. Dru please answer.
Bro leave am, he’s quick to twist my words
Cos he doesn’t want anybody to come abroad. He prefers to be coming here forming rich American man.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:43pm On Aug 02, 2022
donfortune48:
Legit!!!!!!

Na this kind competition I like.

I'll give extra 10k to the winner.

But the other person will dodge this challenge now.
Who is the other person ?

Gabrinchiii or pearl ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:40pm On Aug 02, 2022
donfortune48:
Have you finished with your truck driving school for today?
Money must be made, I want to buy house and move to it this year

Comrade stop dragging me

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:39pm On Aug 02, 2022
dru23:
What about musa 2.0? aka musa senior IT man, grin

We have not heard from me lately . maybe he is learning how to drive trucks grin.. He will now be able to do IT job and drive truck at the same time......

May God help us...
Musa 2.0 grin grin grin
You are not a good man , I thought you are in pearl/Musa team ?

Well if Musa 1.0 can do it in Nigeria in 1 year
Then I musa 2.0 should be able to do double in America in 1year
Buy brand new car and buy house in 1 year

All I need is a pearl like mentor/uncle that will give me the strategies to make it happen.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:02pm On Aug 02, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
I see you met up with your japa plans, leaving your family behind, after working like a bee and ant, day and night and in between while deceiving the gullible with "cruise"

Now that you're there, I honestly think you'll be more useful to yourself and your family learning your truck driving so you continue from where you left off on bolt in Nigeria and leave me with my own plans. Capiche?
I knew it … I already said they will twist my words.
I was only trying to tell kanuisagoat and anybody that feels jappa isn’t a good idea that even truck drivers here earn more than oil workers in Nigeria earning 1.6 m naira monthly.

I and the generations coming behind me don’t need to drive Uber/truck to eat again. unless we want to miss poverty days.

Don’t worry I won’t ask for 1M dashboard at the end of the month grin , so history won’t repeat itself.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:56am On Aug 01, 2022
dru23:
My brother I tell you ......Nissan are very good cars. My very first brand new car , tear rubber was Nissan . I used the car for at least 10yrs ... Very good .... Strong engine.. They also condemn Infinity Fx too .......

Even my own personal car in Yankee 2011 model. I don't take it to anyhow mechanic. Most Nigerian mechanics are still in using out dated knowledge to fix cars , na that same knowledge dey wan use to fix a more modernized car.....
Mr SamuelTaiw0 don’t let dis uncle Gabrinchiii you,
He doesn’t know how to drive till last year,
The brand new car was bought and used by his rich brother not him. He can’t afford it.
The fleets of cars the brother gave him to manage OLULE… grin

He managed to buy a 2011 lemon limca in year 2022 grin grin…

When boys dey drive 2019/2020 cars our rich uncle still dey 2011… grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:29am On Aug 01, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
I'll wait till next week. But all I can say for now is that if my planned strategy on indriver works this week and I gross 200k, I'll aim for 1m.

No time
1M again huh??

…Dis Bros and 1M target.
And fear no go fit make us ask him after 1month if he met up ?….

I dey corner dey peep

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:05am On Aug 01, 2022
donfortune48:
I have an uncle that sent his wife to US to birth his two kids.
He later sent them over there to stay permanently, while he stayed back in Nigeria.

The last time he visited US to see his kids, the new husband and the wife refused him access.

This happened over 14yrs ago.
He's not seen his children since then.
Stoppppiiiittttt…
New husband too no gree am grin ?

All this our uncles just dey mess up and dan
You send wife and children abroad while in Nigeria
Or
You leave your wife in egbeda Nigeria and be claiming Americana.

Stop cracking me up mbok

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:03pm On Jul 31, 2022
kanuisagoat:
Thanks to you and this post, I have decided to relocate my wife and kids out of the country but I'll be staying back.

The whole process appears overwhelming lipsrsealed but I guess it has to be taken one step at a time.
Bro I had this same thought, I wasn’t going to relocate cos I was going abroad for vacation and shopping… but when I saw the way nigeria was happening to people around me and finally touched me, I had to follow suit. Imagine $ to naira (650)
It’s not easy to have a young family separated (one in Nigeria and one part abroad ) abroad life will spoil your children ooh. You must be there to give iron hand…
Let me stop here before he comes to twist my talk.

Nutshell send them first and plan to be visiting often. I met two truck drivers here (Yoruba guys) you need to see the money they make… in Nigeria they are already millionaires.
See there houses in Kwara and osun state , you won’t believe they are truck drivers here.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:55am On Jul 31, 2022
YeyeGbami:
I dey learn from you agba man. Quickie one son lmao. You will twist anything dru american brother
Hold up hold up
Who is twisting anything?

A. Dru
B. Pearl
C. Gabrinchiii
D. Baz001
E. All of the above

We have peace in the thread now


Congratulations again and again, another comrade is born

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:05am On Jul 31, 2022
YeyeGbami:
Quick one, my wife birth our son yesterday. It means the world to me.
Quickie one son shocked
If you come sleep inside na twins be dat ooh grin
I just hope yeyegbami jnr takes after his mother and not you… cos you no dey allow us rest for here.

Congratulations again.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:01am On Jul 31, 2022
Ameeennnnn

And to our uncle trusting for a baby
Let him have one soon.

Thanks Mr pearl&Gabrinchiiii.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:01am On Jul 30, 2022
pope191:
Boss make we leave Pearl em self know say e mess up. His shame is just shy to admit, but on his behalf I apologise. Make we forgive em, he's still our son, we can't chase em to lion''s den.
grin grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:57am On Jul 30, 2022
donfortune48:
Na Dru be Nigga.
Pearl no reach to be addressed that way; even though it's insulting.
Musa is Okay.
This is not nice dru23 is not a nigga… you are insulting him.
He’s an American grin

So he’s Musa Gabrinchiii not pearl ?
Leave poor musa out of this plsssss

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