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davit:
Campaigns are for lazy drivers not ant like you. You

As ant, i work hard now and socialize later

Okay ooo. I'm currently 95k from 200k this week with 3 days of driving to go.

95 divided by 3 is what? It's 31,670 daily.
You see how easy it is to make 200k a week?
Make I go fry my plantain comot for house. See you later with a 200k dashboard.

dru23:
You snap the oyel gallon.. Shame no let you snap that oil sipping, v4, factory defect, reject camry of urs.....

Abi Lagos State task impound am ...

Now jokes apart.......

Since you are using xhp 20w50, it means you need to be changing your oil every 3k miles..Since you are doing uber, an uber driver covers at least 2k miles every month..

So technically you should be changing ur oil every month or so . so let's say every 2 months..... In essence its either your wasting money [/b]or ur engine is more than likely ur engine has a huge amount of sludge.... Either sludge or wasting money, 1 thing has to be happen......

Now if your camry was not a factory reject .. [b] You could have use full synthetic like Mobil 1 Extended Performance or Super Tech Advance and do oil change every 10k miles ..... And in the process save ur self money and time......


A lesson to all reading this. Before buying a car do your research . You might think u getting a good deal on car, but in the long run you paying more.........

Oga how much is Mobil xhp compared to Mobil 1 or super Tech ?
Xhp is now 10k for 5 liters
Mobil 1 = 35k

You mean I would have changed my oil 3 times while the person using Mobil 1 will change once ?

I don’t cover 2k miles in one month cos I’m not in ants league and not on rentals.

Your Hoodlum drivers covers 2k miles cos they need to deliver and have change.

VaselineCrew:
It shows you at least missed a confirmation. Could it be that you missed it without knowing?

IFSHR:
He surely did miss a request or and as well cancelled a trip probably using an option that counted against his cancellation and completion rate ...

Bolt bonus is pretty straight forward and honest, you can work you way round it, if you truly understand how it works..

In one of my previous post....I highlighted how to cash out on any of their bonus you set your mind on.... I personally always ignore that their long week bonus, because if not handled carefully it will over increase your driver did not show up %.

You all should know by now that surutu man doesn’t know mathematics.
See 80% boldly written and still said it’s a scam.

Btw bolt has stopped given me bonuses is it because they are jealous that 1 Million receive me with open arms ?

geezyk:
I dey sub 40GB data at 5k for a month, I expend within 22-25 days on mtn, I dey watch Facebook and Instagram videos at home like mad, when I'm working is when I expend less data, if I'm idle na to dey stream matches direct to my TV oo.

Pls what’s d code to sub 40G for 5k on mtn
Or mtn dey scam me ?

nickvanilla:
This story dey sweet me like say I recover part of the money wey I pay that day. For emphasis sake, if you see anything like this below on your Google map around airport road, avoid it. It's a trap. Don't turn left. Quickly take right and get back into the express.

To link MM airport from there, the best route to take is aswani road into osolo way and make a u turn at the airport road overhead bridge. Look at the map in the second picture very well.

Guess I was just lucky, cos I took the same road on friday. I knew it has been raised here before but i don’t understand why it’s still on google map. I saw other korope passing there and one corrolla Na so I follow.

yommie007:
This is the perfect picture bro... how much you pay them?

Awon team ikejamanisim.
Pay who ?

Pearl1910:
Lolz...because Bolt block u, Nigeria will not be good again
Then because u made 170k and paid 35k in commission Bolt will not block u if u fall short of the standards??

Guy, u don't have two heads o.
People are paying 50k commission every week and are still humble.
After one week them go unblock u, then maybe u go sit up cos after one week blocking any kpakam again na permanent block o.

Sorry u were blocked. Thank God u have Uber, so no lele. They will bail u out.

Week in week out

Pearl1910:
He doesn't know how to use App very well, and two months ago he passed BRT lane unknowingly and went to court maybe na incarnate him be, he forgot all his skills and knowledge of d past life.
Eyes have seen things on this thread

Una no dey forget something...
How can you mistakenly pass BRT lane in Lagos as a veteran ?
Maybe he was missing newbie days and decided to loose guard just for the fun of it.

Make una leave ikejamanisim alone mbok.


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Felicity0001:
Bit the truth be told sometimes I feel fpr these riders when high bill like this pops up ooh... That was how I was compelled to let go of about 4h last week for a female rider her trip fare was 6.4k and she said ha! Its much I pls I've only 6k I just told her don't worry I understand its not easy.

She asked me how to find her way back through public transport...

These riders are trying shall...

Reason why some people miss poverty days from Oshpdi to Ipaja, sorry Epe, no Chevron drive under tree

Very true especially if you do the same trip without surge and it’s like 2,100 and next time same destination but now on surge most riders will just hate you.


you claim to net 100k a week but can’t take bolt to oshodi...
a.) missing poverty indeed
B.) poverty mentality
C.) missing danfo
D.) all of the above

seanwilliam:
I’m online 247, so it’s easier for me to surf nairaland.

Btw, I changed my mind from the business. I’ve moved to something else.


I’m always busy , I can’t be driving on my own and I can’t trust people these days with car( I don’t know anything about cars) also I can’t be risking money on what i barely have knowledge of, to avoid had I know, I comot my hand,


I hope I have answered whatever questions u might want to ask ,


Cheers and God bless everyone .

You must be serving a very living God.
You would never had recovered your money back and with plenty sleepless night.
Hoodlum drivers will run you in sane
Ants drivers will kill your car in 6months and return carcass to you
LazyD will give you stories dt touch
If you drive yourself you won’t last 2weeks before you break down.

But they will say I’m discouraging people so I don keep quiet.

Lush100:
.

Call me too .

Buy me malt abd soya milk.

Buy extra beer give baz001 to keep for cheerfulgiver for tutoring him how to make 1M during ember month.

Baz001 suppose even do giveaway,
U been dey post profitable trips for sometime.

Pls i need freon oh, free one or if baz001 never use am finish, gimme make i add for my gas.
If u want to service ur fire extinguisher, you can hola me unfortunately i only go to Lagos on weekends

How will U mix malt and soya milk ?

I tried so hard to join d telegram group but them bounce me.

They will soon call you beggy beggy or 419 now

tunlapapa:
So you mean with all his years of experience and being older than 99% of monikers here, he still didn't know that going to ICM on a Monday morning is awkward?

Biko lemmeee oooh
Na so una go ask me questions that will put me for trouble when fight starts now, una go dey fence dey count scores.

Maybe ikeja ICM used to be hot cake then or he’s destiny is tied to ikeja.

Barbiturate:
I don't need to be tutored by any tout on how to be uncouth.

I started this way back before 99% of you. I was there when this thread started. I am one of those that started uber/taxify in Lagos. I did uber when I lost my first job. I am far older than 99% of people here. I graduated 2006. Served 2007/08. Got my first big job 2009. Did uber in 2014.

I ignore nonsense post, but I chose to correct you.

Let's be guided pls

Mbok who be tout again for here ?
Una just get bad mouth.

This your second coming hmmm

Well Don’t mind all dis small small boys that just open mouth waaaa and talk to elders like newbies.

streetsoldier1:
Are you Ogunvic?

Comon nau
You mean ogunvic will go and be position at ikeja city mall on a Monday morning?

mejai:
Na itire road Mobil station be this. And the guy wey they handle der ( oil and alignment) na sheriff be him name abi? One day we go drink beer.

Interpol dey dis thread oohhh
Chimmoooooooo

Wonders shall never end
Our shikini palm oyel don dey get swags
Well dts to show that Exxon Mobil get some of us for mind

Mobil xhp now in 5ltrs -10k

YeyeGbami:



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You ehen, SMH
Just continue

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IFEBARBIE:

You and yeyegbami time go soon ripe
Just continue to be adding pepper to every gbas gbos. They will come for you

mejai:
BAZ001, are u still on the road? Since 4am? E don do nah!!

Today sweet like red stew

The only thing I can tell you this night is that
“ 1Million receive me with open arms”

CheerfulGiver:
New month started as planned. One more trip and it's good night...

1m, receive me with open arms..

Devising a means to make extra 185k...

Johnnybegood12:

Recent developments has shown that u like wahala.
You don dey find who u go beat since
Thank God say baz001 use weedsdom avoid Ur wahala,
Now u don come here again....abeg just commot body make peace reign.
I come in peace

My brother wisdom is profitable to direct
Avoid all bus lovers fight,
Someone that has been fighting with bus conductors since he was 14yrs, he’s now looking for Uber driver to take shine.

Bus lovers and bus conductors are 5&6
They can miss violence and poverty days.
Fighting is in their blood, you don’t need to call them before they join fight.
For example, who call am for dis matter before he volunteer to fight ?

childofgrace2k:
You will see some discount being given to customers and u would wish Bolt can offer such to Drivers sometimes, like one trip, drivers should just be given 2k apart from the normal charge.

But they will rather give you the 2k commission by working for a whole day.

Kudos to the hardworking guys making enough money from this hustle with the few dashboard earnings being posted here atimes, but the question how do you guys do it, I mean the work is not as we used to hear those days like 2 to 3 years ago.

There is actually a strategy of netting 100k easily week in week out. Though it’s not for everybody.

But unfortunately you are late,
Right now in our telegram group we are busy earning 1M monthly since September.

CheerfulGiver:
New month starts on Wednesday. If you're still having problems grossing 120k a week. Send a mail with your issues to giveranonymous77 @ gmail. com

Our class is almost full. No new entries after September 1 as we'll be busy trying to gross 4,000,000naira between September and December 2021

Gentlelife50:
This time around e go dey bloody, physical combat.
BAZOO1 choose venue, yeyegbami give us that your popcorn.
Me I no dey fence this time around I wan see everything clearly.

How dis online bragging come turn to physical fight beats my imagination... ?

Call me when fight start
Let me continue my 1M chase.

I just dey get 1.9x back to back since morning and my ratings dey get free fall.

mejai:
Ant
U no dey slp

Yes nau, I try to be selfish with time
While you lots are still sleeping I’ve made 8k in 3hrs. so I can be replying every message on nairaland and still meet target. Ignoramus.

You see,
Time management is your problem. We train our bodies to do certain things at a particular moment.
Recommended sleeping hours is 7 hrs minimum. But there is no recommended sleeping time. You can sleep at anytime, but you always owe your body 7hrs a day.

Now, I'm not a robot. I basically use information well. I have a daily target of 30 - 35k daily. How do I meet my target and still sleep well? We all have the same 24hrs. My management of that 24hrs will make me 1m. You also have yours. How do you manage yours? None of my business.
One Way I manage my time is by being selfish with it.
You think I won't meet target of 140k in 3 days? Find out, Fuvcktard




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[quote author=dru23 post=107180736][/quote]Who is talking to you?
I’m talking to real hustlers.
I know you are still pained cos of the public disgrace or maybe cause I collected your Freon and clean mouth.

I don’t know which is paining you more

Free Freon Or V4 correction (upper cut)


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A truck has broken down in front of Abati barracks
Traffic is already building

Johnchrix:
No be lie..I wait tire no shi shi.. dropped. The real ogas don't act like that here..he was only using me ( my condition) to gain relevancy. Send account number, the next thing , account get issues.. didn't u know account has issue before asking for my details...Im not a kid

It Aff do nau
Someone can not play with you again ?
Small play you don shout 419.

All of una laughing and catching cruise on dis matter are not nice at all.

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[quote author=Johnchrix post=107161779][/quote]So Na audio 100k ? All dis online bragging self,
Na jeje we dey our dey person come
- I will make 1M dashboards in October (went insane and now in shame )
- one free Freon for you (angry and pained)
- I will loan u 100k without collateral ( bank app hang, termed 419)

IFEBARBIE:
Looking at the last WhatsApp response, he sounded as if he has a lil bit of Ikejamanism in him
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It’s not a bit, its 5&6 of Ikj-man

But I still don’t understand how people make declarations, promises or target publicly online
And when they can’t meet up, it turns something else.

GeneralZodd:
Don't mind him, I had a good plan for this young man, he messed up big time. Someone I was planning to dash 100k for free. Not loan, no collateral, no interest, absolutely free.
Zenith Bank was having issues for the past 3 days I couldn't transfer to him, I told him to excercise patience, he came here and started ranting that am a 419. On top of my hard earned money, he still has the gut to say nonsense. I no blame him, Nigerians with their self entitlement.

I dey believe youuuuu
So you promised him 100k for free no collateral and your bank was acting up and next thing he’s calling you a 419 ?

That’s very bad
Even one of my rider wants to transfer 3k from zenith e no work network issue, he begged me dt he will transfer later...
I still dey wait since 8:30am
I didn’t even call him 419,
I’m still waiting but if he doesn’t send it today I will go to his gate and shout 419

YeyeGbami:
Modetan!

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You be real clown aswear down
Na bicycle you carry come.

I dey wait for johnchrix to come talk him own

Yeyegbami come come fence
come see wetin I dey see from here.
How you see dis matter ?

Barbiturate:
Shebi Una say dem dey give Una back

All the plenty trips I did yesterday with discounts, I still get minus 7k+ to pay bolt. Calculated it and still didn't make sense to me how it got to 7k+ with all the discounts. I don pay dem sha. Is this how we will reach 1 mil? My acct no dey gree grow. It just flunctuates.

That’s the reality of the job.

After deducting bolt commission + money for fuel.
When you check your account balance and compare to your dashboard it will obviously fluctuate but they won’t tell you that...




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