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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:03pm On Oct 28, 2021
Johnchrix:
To whom it may concern this man is a Decit, a scammer and a joker, don't do business with him.
Oga no carry us play for here oh?

That Generalzodd is an ant recruit,
he earns nothing less than 120k weekly, he has 4.5million in his account all savings from driving

How dis hardworking man take be 419 ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:48pm On Oct 28, 2021
YeyeGbami:
I think say everybody driving on these platforms get those docs?
How ?
As long as it’s optional during registration why then do you need it?
I don’t have and pray never to do it
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:45pm On Oct 28, 2021
dru23:
Why Rx350 no go humble u ... Wait till you see my 2003 Honda Civic , u go humble die ......

When u dey drive v4 factory camry lemonade limca factory reject, sludge infested, weekly anointing, air polluting shit box u dey drive up and down. Uber suppose ban u since ......

Any better car go humble you now .. Even 1989 505 go humble you .......stupid boy sludge infested camry boy tongue Mobil pumpkin oyel user plus olive oil user..
civic of 2003?
Are you thinking backwards now?

Well recent developments shows that you don’t know anything about cars and your thinking faculty has been altered.



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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:28pm On Oct 28, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
I'm not part of them o! I belong to team Raw grin

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You are afraid of dru23 right ?
That’s why you trying to deny it grin
See ur quote below

IFEBARBIE:
I've never seen a 4cyl engine in a V shape

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:15pm On Oct 28, 2021
dTransporter:
Supposing the policemen had asked you about LASDRI or hackney permit, how would you have tackled it?
Very good question,
please others should contribute what is the best wat out ?

I ve never thought of it, but with police it won’t be a problem you can easily have you way.
The car papers are in my name though but cos I already said I’m an Uber driver then, it’s being used for commercial purposes.

Elders what will you do ?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:39pm On Oct 28, 2021
donfortune48:
But it's expected of a semi-literate.
Bia be careful there, pity this man small nau

“Semi illiterate, black African migrant, foreign lemon limca importer, oyel seller, Camry V4 engine “

Bad mouth everywhere



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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:11pm On Oct 28, 2021
donfortune48:
He said he will impound himself.
Abi you no read well?
I been no see say him don dey kolo too
Dis guys don mess up Dru brain
Chaiiiii grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:09pm On Oct 28, 2021
dru23:
This would have been a good opportunity for the police to impound that oil sludge infested v4 factory reject fake low mileage, oyel sipping camry of urs grin


Next time I see that sludge infested camry of urs, I will impound myself
Oh my goodness
All of una (Eyinola, deedee44, ifebarbie, mejai ,
nastydriod, yommie007, & gentlelife50)
wey follow reset dru23 brain has caused a collateral damage.

Chimoooo


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:31am On Oct 28, 2021
dru23:
This would have been a good opportunity for the police to impound that oil sludge infested v4 factory reject fake low mileage, oyel sipping camry of urs grin

You are polluting the whole of Lagos with all kinds of smoke coming out of that forsaken car of urs. You think u can try that nonsense in Yankee.. The police would have pulled u over. And given u the beaten of ur life before they process ur ass for deportation grin


Next time I see that sludge infested camry of urs, I will impound myself
You want to impound My V4 low mileage Camry
How will you drive it ?
Don’t worry I will sell it before coming to the state.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:16am On Oct 28, 2021
My experience yesterday

Picked rider (glasses, stud, gold chain) in-front of petrol station festac/ago palace way going to ikeja. He jumped in and started lamenting

R: I for don dey on my way home now but VIO arrested my bolt car, I was begging and the office was calm but did bolt driver was just shouting and insulting them
Me: what was is offense
R: small crack on his windscreen
Me: is it obvious from outside
R: yes but d driver didn’t try at all he messed everything up, las las they are taking him to their office.
... bros Abeg dis traffic long ?
Me: 1hr 7mins ( I no get strength again but Na surge.
R: okay I for don beat dis traffic ooh, msheeeww
Silence for like 20mins ***
R: Bros dis traffic no move
Me: it’s now 1hr 12mins to destination, maybe you should end trip and go tomorrow it’s getting late (me wan close too traffic thick)
R: hmmm but my money go dey increase ?
Me: yes very well, we can end it here and you go early tomorrow (was echoing go home)

Fast forward to police post
Gbam police stopped us, checked his phone ...
Police: driver, driver to d station
Rider: Oga Abeg make we settle for here
Police : I will settle with u but Na road be dis, lets go to station
Me: (deaf n dumb)
Police: Oga u no wan move dis car ?
Me: Abeg Oga make him settle u here make we dey go
Rider: make I transfer to u here
Police: u are very stupid, I don’t have account number.
Driver move dis car from here
... other officers joined move dis car bla bla , started car and was about to park dem so nooo
Long and short we got to station gate
1st officer (back seat with rider) drive inside station
Rider: oga please sir, I say I go withdraw from Atm give you
Me: ( I just did u-turn back to Road, officer got mad)
2nd officer (infront with me): driver u no wan cooperate with us.
Me: Oga, d guy dey beg u why u want make we enter station. ( for my mind Na my car u arrest ?)
Last last dem carry d guy enter station with leg. I dey outside and realized guy man dropped his bag and one phone at the back seat.
Went to meet dem inside dem put d guy for back of counter.
Me enter dey press phone Na so dem pursue me.
Police: Uber dem no dey press phone for here, end u trip collect ur money.
Rider: chairman pls no end trip help me beg dem.

Long story short rider went to withdraw money at POS e no do, I borrowed him 5k cash from my hand (as a millionaire driver)

Story long but morale of the story
1. Police are being careful to collect money or misbehave publicly. No allow dem carry u go corner
2. As driver don’t shake or go into any station with them before story go change.
3. Lastly follow ur mind... my mind tell me not to go ikeja by dt time, I do strong head.
Rider told me after dem release am dt I said it 3times “go home and go early tomorrow “ say I be spirit man
Follow ur inner spirit

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:42pm On Oct 27, 2021
As I dey like this, me and rider dey police station. Rider a runs guy but too Mumu.
Police don pursue me outside that I can’t be pressing phone in station grin grin
They say make I end trip collect my money, I no gree end trip, I dey beg dem on behalf of rider dey crack dem up.

Na long story.
Make I no derail for now... I still dey fence

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:23pm On Oct 27, 2021
mejai:
BAZ001, come and see a V6 in the hustle o. And e go be low mileage V6.
The day I saw RX350 I humble.
People get money in dis Lagos and dey will be coding.
Unlike some empty vessels shouting untop of their voices from abroad claiming bill gate

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:01pm On Oct 27, 2021
chillex8:
The reality about E-hailing is that earnings are never consistent.
Salary job is consistent tongue
Word of wisdom from an elder statesman


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:13pm On Oct 27, 2021
Felicity001:
Tue general... You obviously don't need yhe GT dial codesgrin

But wait oh! Waiting u dey gather this money for? Asking for a friend ooo

Show us balance on banking app not photo shop text messagegrin
Show us dashboard and it’s sufficient for us but dashboard hard to post dis days

Instead of dashboards
1st. Ant king.... Cut and join profile pictures
2nd. Mentee... Zoo pictures
3rd. Ant recruit... Account balance


Conner44 can’t piss on his boss head grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:49pm On Oct 27, 2021
YeyeGbami:
Make i climb fence….


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One space dey here, come fast
Why you dey fall naah. cheesy grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:11pm On Oct 27, 2021
YeyeGbami:
Dem boiz don come.
I saw dem coming since morning Na why I dey fence dey view.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:09pm On Oct 27, 2021
northbird:
As long as they keep spinning this half-truth, more people will keep on boarding e.g the Sienna guy.
Stoppit which half truth?

Where were you when they said they have been netting 100k week in week out ?

Where were you when they started posting dashboards to change narratives and revolution ?

No post dashboard dem no hear
Now to post dashboard don hard them cause the narratives has changed against them.

Ants leagues still cashing out as we speak... dodo and beans, very easy

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:47am On Oct 27, 2021
See the way
Eyinola, deedee44, ifebarbie, mejai ,
nastydriod, yommie007,
gather beat V4 out of uncle Dru head yesternight while una dey sleep
Gentlelife50 come give upper cut.

But Na only me Oga Dru dey face now.
Why me ?

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:06am On Oct 27, 2021
northbird:
We don't pray for probs. that will make us borrow. However, the bolded shows you have an overbloated sense of entitlement.

What's wrong with you.? You think you are d only person with probs. Grow up.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:30am On Oct 27, 2021
YeyeGbami:
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Kimoonnn

Bad son of a good father
Chaiiii See ice cold limca
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:04am On Oct 27, 2021
dru23:
This lemon limca is better than that garbage v4 factory reject, daily anointing and God forsaken camry that you drove to pick up the free freon I dash your broke A$$ grin

Instead of you to be on ur knees begging me to change ur life.. The money from that lemon limca I sold can sponsor ur broke A$$ abroad.......

After begging me to give u free freon for that God forsaken camry of urs. If you can get on ur knees and beg me like u beg ur daddy. I might forgive u and sponsor that ur trip abroad

I know by 5am you going to wake up the neighbour with that garbage camry of urs grin and you continue driving it and polluting the whole of Lagos grin

You better put some respect on my name boy......small boy ....
Ahn Ahn
All this epistle for only me what of others ?
That was why I didn’t want to answer any question about Camry or lemon limca

Well d free Freon dey pain you ?
My kazeem says I will waste it cos it’s too big and I still have enough gas and it’s original that I should keep it till when I can use it. I don keep an inside cool place.
I no dey return am grin
Where I come from we no dey vex and we no dey shame.

Na u offer am publicly same way person set 1M target publicly.
E come dey pain you grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:58pm On Oct 26, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Yeah, 4cylinder not v4
Brain don reset
I now understand what you were saying about beating and not flogging.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:43pm On Oct 26, 2021
dru23:
I forget the xse version those are nice very sporty look. I was confusing the SE ... Either way I have never driven any Camry or had much interest . now the xse 2021 v6 fully loaded is an exception to the rule
Man of integrity, very quick to own up and agree.
Never driven before
I doff my hat.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:27pm On Oct 26, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Oga stop this before you go out there and embarrasse yourself, maybe you'll also say that Mercedes Benz 300 that have six plugs is v6 because it have six plugs.
Now maybe you don't know the name v means the engine is in v shape, so is Camry engine in v shape?
Finally gave him brain resetting upper cut.


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:17pm On Oct 26, 2021
deedee44:
That you see it on Google doesn't mean it's correct. Any idiot can upload any rubbish on the internet.
You too grin
Kimmonn give it to him


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:58pm On Oct 26, 2021
dru23:
Small boy with his oyel defect camry..... grin

There is v4 , v6 , v8 engine.. Those are the proper term we use in our part of the world....

If you had gotten that Visa it would have help enlighten that fish brains of urs to think outside the box of ur locality
Ohh nooooo

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:51pm On Oct 26, 2021
mejai:
Oil burning is a problem with some Toyota products... Corolla, Camry, Rav4.

But a look under ur engine bay/ underneath ur car can show some leaks which u may not see. Engine pulley seal, crankshaft oil seal( always wearing out).

And pls, nothing like V4 engine in our common cars. I4 is it.
Gentlelife50:
I see what you did there.
grin
Like I said even drivers don't know this, I mean actual drivers. Like people that know how to drive.
grin
It aff do una nau
D man in question according to someone
Is semi illiterate and doesn’t know how to drive.
So why are you guys flogging dis matter.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:47pm On Oct 26, 2021
Aganju849:
Wetin concern brake/gear oil with engine oil shorting

Abeg no go near that mechanic again
IFEBARBIE:
Camry 10 and above isn't part of the oil shortening geng. It's 07 to 09, I4 engines. V6 excluded
Based on Recent developments,
It’s hard to advise him or understand his point of view.
Engine oil shorts - brake oil huh
07-09 Camry, how 2010 take enter dis matter ?
Bolt automatically cancel 3 trips; bolt or rider ?

I hope he doesn’t see dis ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:31pm On Oct 26, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
I've never seen a 4cyl engine in a V shape
V4 - 4 cylinders = 4plugs
V6 -6 cylinders

That’s how you know the difference between the people that drive and people that do YouTube review

I drive Camry V4 sorry 4Plugs grin
It doesn’t short oil, I use xhp
Don’t mind that man above me

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:27pm On Oct 26, 2021
Slickleo:
I don't understand baz001 explain better
Abeg oooh
Put me down Ooh, I no want trouble

Just follow the quote below you will see one of the people that imports lemon limca to Nigeria

pope191:
Rust every where

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:41pm On Oct 26, 2021
eyinola:
I don't believe the part of shorting oil, my car is over 3 years it has never short oil for once , never ever.fuel consumption maybe if Corolla uses 3K I will use 4K ..noting outrageous abt the car just normal normal like other cars maybe just a little diff
I taya as I dey see reviews here
My kazeem says the car doesn’t breakdown or has any known problem peculiar to it till date,
That Just don’t tamper with the gear and service it when due you will drive till you are tired

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:31pm On Oct 26, 2021
yusufdayo1:
what is a lemon limca Camry
Foreign Lemon Limca car
Is a tokunbo car imported from abroad, they call it grade A tokunbo
But comes with
1. High mileage; from 120,000 miles and above
2. Rust everywhere; engine, under foot mats
3. You have to do few repairs and minor changes up to 200k before you drive it on Uber

Cc donfortune48 and pope191 can help you with more info

See the original lemon limca car brought in by d*u2* below

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