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peeps4u:
Why are you quoting this man again?

Let there be peace on this thread today

Thank you sir,
I’m enjoying the vibe on this thread today.
Peeps dropping info and everywhere peaceful.
But it’s very difficult to maintain peace on this thread.

komodapson:
Mehn!!!....I read this up to 5times and can't stop laughing.
Mehn!!!....You be Sir Wereey...walai...thumbs up mehn...wàgbáyí...
Were you reversing with the engine revving slowly?

"E dey pain"

The scenario could be likened to a Driver encountering LASTMA from a distance on a one-way stretch of road...

But you were able to pull that stunt simply because na you get your ride ó, ehn ehn... Cos if na Rentals/HP you go don shook head...

Nice one

I no go fit shook head cos d traffic was mad 35mins delay on map as I cancel dey drive out Na so I get trip to ikeja on 1.7x I just dey happy dey go pickup, I will rather stay on 3rd mainland traffic than lekki/ajah traffic

I just dropped one pilot now, said a girl ran into his car on red light and Na HP him dey.
That e dey pain am d way he dey see surge everywhere and he doesn’t have a car.

If u dey here Na me just drop you with my low mileage Camry...

pope191:
So Dru is a big man, I neva knew having 3 civic can put one in the league of big man.

Pope will never change, even after going on leave. I’m shaking my head cos the man has been increasing is fleets of cars since January but yet the cars no gree come Nigeria.


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Felicity0001:
Lol... No be me get the 240k dashboard ooh na one ant for my WhatsApp group get am o so I said I should quickly post it here b4 our revolutionary come use am cash us mugu you know say he sabi dig things to post like ostrage

Abeg oooh no go give my helpers impression say me na millionaire oh na only 50k I dey gross weekly oh

50k weekly but bought Mercedes Benz

deedee44:
He's not driving in Nigeria. Ask baz001, pearl1910 and felicity001 felicity0001

Bikooo I still dey learn for dis hustle,
don’t mention me with this veterans, they are in their own class, very consistent and good at what they do. They understand d hustle cars, Kazeem’s, apps and all better.

Pearl1910 is consistent at grossing 200k easily week in week out. ( with mouth only)
Consistent at defending bolt whether he is right or wrong.
Consistent at asking people to resign to drive Uber if you earn less than 150k

Felicity001 consistent in Hoodlum driving ( 300trips in a month, grossing 240k yet going offline outside Lagos)
Consistent in getting blocked by Uber or bolt or inDriver.
Consistent in getting slapped/fight and visiting police station.
The list is endless

Even me dey wait to see who go give us tips, how will you drive for 12 hours everyday in Lagos and not breakdown ?


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ReadaDream:
This SUN...

I no even Sabi wetin my AC they blow, E no cold e no hot . Chevron traffic no go be the end of me.

Thank you boss, you saved my ass with this post

Got request 1.9 to Chevy view estate
Rider: where are you
Me: ur estate gate
Rider : your name bla bla
Security man: next building on your right
.... 8mins waiting

Me: calling rider but phone busy
Rider called: where are you
Me: inside your estate
R: okay I’m coming
Na so I open nairaland too see new drama or gbas gbos or new motivation ...
I saw avoid chevron, orchid road and likes
Flip my google map and saw 35mins delay.
Chaiii how do I escape from dis estate mbok ?
Rider: (ring ring) I’m outside I can’t see u
Me: I’m at block B
Rider I’m at block D opposite B
Me: security told me it’s dis building
Rider: (raising her voice ) Oga I can’t see you and I’m outside
Me: is there any other block D cos I can see block D opposite me (I was already reversing)
I saw her standing in front of her block
Rider: is dt you reversing
Me : yes
Rider: okay see me here
Just like six walking step dis girl want me to turn and pick her at her Parlour. Other riders walked out to the main road to enter their cabs.
You get two heads?
I just activated d Hoodlum driver sense.
Started my low mileage Camry and was driving slowly while she was staring at me.
She called and I picked with millionaire driver’s voice
Rider: oga where are you going
Me: I don’t want wahala dis afternoon, d sun is too much.
Rider: what do you mean
Me: I ve canceled d ride
Rider: why did you cancel ?
Me: you look troublesome and I don’t want trouble.

I quickly cut d line before she abuse me
Na so I jappa from chevron traffic

Thanks to you and Juwonmania

northbird:
Desperate or not.

1 million gross still won't make you save 1m in a month. The figures will never add up.

The fact that u reply these guy's every time everyday at every instance attests to ur superior inner and outer strength.


That man will never agree, If someone comes tomorrow and say you can save 400k every week he will say YES week in week out.

donfortune48:
Make una expect heavy dashboard tonight.
250k Gross.

Yes oo....
very soon dashboard will be flying upandan.
As dis week red thruout

I just pray make e continue like dis till December

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stacyadams:
Nigeria understanding of defensive driving na to flash light, blow horn. ,on hazard lights and be driving like yaba left escapee

Ewoooo .
Yaba left escapee

Are you talking about, Our defensive driving expert ? (Rehab vacation )

No kee me with laugh Abeg u

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yommie007:
Confirm omo ibo.... bit its the truth.... water causes corrosion and quick rusting. But me no sabi original oo... when our oyel go show naa? Abi you want make my engine begin short oyel nii.... abi na limca?

Abeg Abeg no ask dis question here

Na engine oil wey no be for my car, I dey like use.


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mejai:
Today na Corolla guys dey.... I commot cap for una. Almost 4/5 Corolla were involved in accidents at different times along lekki-epe way. Either they hit or they are being hit

I once took a defensive driving course online. It helps me not scratch my car either from a fault of mine, or the next driver.
Everybody Uber driver should learn defensive oooh.
Fear Coro boys especially on 1.9 surge areas.

Abeg, Barbiturate when should I rob aboliki or na aboniki on my car is it immediately after scratch or I can do it later cos Na to buy aboniki keep for inside car now.
Yellow bus gave me a neat straight line yesterday make I go rub am if it go comot cos of bolt inspection next month

dru23:
Am pretty you were using water instead of coolant. When we talk of coolant, we not talking about coolant u buy 5k naira ... You need to buy original coolant .....

Now I guess what your local mechanic will advice u to do now ......
Instead of him to advice you to buy original coolant. He will tell you to buy double cell radiator .. Which is totally wrong . your car didn't come with double cell , so why use double cell ?

Below is a radiator I ordered for my customer 2010 camry....... With radiator flush plus coolant.... He had the same issue u had .......

Same ?

Them slap person 3times for this job
Jazebel daughter carry leg for dashboard and still no wan pay
Dem shoot driver for eye for apongbon bolt no send am
Task force wan arrest for taking oshodi-airport link road thank God for James Bond move
Person help rider to carry bag from boot still get 1star
Rider rates you 1star cause you refused to enter flooded street

Yet them go say easily week in week out.
How easy it is to earn a living driving upndan?

Kudos to all drivers joor!

If you have a job and still want to resign to drive think twice



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komodapson:
https://fij.ng/article/routes-of-horror-deaths-disappearances-travails-of-bolt-uber-drivers-on-lagos-roads/?fbclid=IwAR04XxS1WmxTHXFpYLxw4J6kt1rLK5EOA7I18fpIjAgR6du0xeZJlTOnBeE

Let us all read up. approaching festive season, it is important to be security conscious.

Na position wey no be my own , I dey like take
But after reading dis...

Abeg who ever want to be ant king should come and take it before Obi comes back from vacation...

Bolt talking about drivers shield e pain

dru23:
Why would it go outside LAGOS when it is busy leaking oyel and polluting all over LAGOS and fear go dey catch offline riders to book ur car outside LAGOS trip. Fear that the car no go make am

You too
You no dey taya?

Mr V4 Camry engine

IFEBARBIE:
Invasion not easy bro! I don't know about ikejaman (to type the grandpa moniker dey fear me)

I'm at Sadiku's place doing my usual preventive maintenance on my very high mileage Camry

Full timers are trying o! How do you guys soak in embarrassment and co, while picking riders from gated communities

As for me, I've blacklisted some of them. Toping the list is K farm. In fact I'm adding the whole of Iju to the list.

I think Berger and ogba peeps are trying small

Chai!

Bia We don’t complain in ant leagues just focus on d money and ignore the insults.
Rider don insult me cos of paid waiting dis morning and later asked me to come and be picking her every morning let’s negotiate.
For my mind ; I dey mad ?

Why ? She said I’m a cool guy

Abeg why I no go cool on 1.9 surge and fear of 1star?

Insult no dey show for dashboard.

sandammy:
Thanks boss
I will keep this in mind.

Yes shouldn’t be more than 900k
It’s manual and it’s 2004 and then used.
800k self.

YeyeGbami:
Baz001 new ant king na you run am ?

No naah...
I don’t do offline
My low mileage Camry doesn’t go outside Lagos
I know get strength for stories

Gentlelife50:
So my own steering dey my leg abi?
Listen I am not your everyday driver, I can use gear 3 to do 120.
I bet you don't know what overdrive is, don't try me okk.
BAZOO1 that tried me is now no more a lazy driver, he have joined ant league ASAP.

When cat no dey house rat begins to make noise up and down. Cos Ant king has been on vacation and major car maintenance, you guys have smuggled me into any league?
Well ifebarbie and ikejaman can tag along let’s invade any leagues and change narratives.

Let me go and fry my dodo chup comot for house

Stanobel:
Lol nah i need the money for business and to get a car to start this business thats why i need the cash asap

You want to sell land to buy car for Uber ?
Hmmm ur village people strong

kanuisagoat:
Most of the mobil 1 we buy are fakes. Even the ones from so called trusted Nairaland sellers. The only oil seller I can vouch for is Dru23. Maybe madam rad too but I haven't used hers before.

It's just unfortunate that you can't bank on Dru, today he has tomorrow he's out of stock.

Chaiii...

See the reason here

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IFEBARBIE:

Chai!
Baba dey disguise

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Chaiiii...
1million welcome you in open arms
What if u be full time driver ?

Nothing wey dashboard posting no fit do
Imagine all manner of advert in ordinary drivers thread.
The narratives have truly changed
Now drivers are
Marriage counselors
Investment experts
Car dealers
Land lords / real estate gurus
Credit / loan agents ( though bank app can hang if you want loan)

Millionaire drivers thread

roach:
Top of the day to everyone, I'm not sure if i should drop this here but i just need advice from everyone..

I decided to go with my wife to her working place today for the very first time, can you imagine everyone (everyone she greets) was asking if I'm her junior brother cus they say we look alike, and she keeps saying yes and smiling. Is this normal at all. I'm really having a mixed feelings, she does know that i feel bad about it, or is it normal.

Thanks everyone

Go check am well
You and you wife are related, na your sister you marry
Blood is thicker than water

Pearl1910:
Easier in office and other hustle but u still dey chook head day and night dey do am. U no e ter office or go do those other businesses.
Not sustainable, no do, no do, but u don dey run 3yrs for the business.

C’mon I’m only talking to people who might want to resign

I can’t do this job for 3yrs d reason I said it’s not sustainable and can’t be compared to office.
Did 5months - 2019 and jappa.
2021 we all have targets and need more sources of income to meet up; ehailing is one of d easiest way to add to income without long thing. Just have a car registered and start driving same day you go home with 10k.
And this is good for only car owners, Not peeps on rentals or higher purchase.

I’m not talking down on ehailing for people who don’t have a choice, it’s far better than staying at home doing nothing.

tunlapapa:
Still doing it just like someone that life is hard for in the overseas yet can't come because he is already in it.
Same way many have gone into others businesses but they find it hard to leave because of the capital already invested.

There are car owners that have invested but will struggle till it chokes them and give up.

So still doing it doesn't mean one/he enjoys what he is doing.

Thank you Baba
Exactly you tell dem to leave abroad and come back to Nigeria to come and start afresh again ?

Or

Like army in war telling people battle field is death and life not easy please go and study medicine. You will say e no easy but you no gree resign. Resign to what ?
Until you enter you go no say e no easy true true

Conner44:
Delete the app
Go home
On gen
Watch the film below
Download app again
Login
And your JASON will be valid

You dis man
No be here u dey ifebarbie dey do 1 trip -10k ?

tunlapapa:
You are a real ant in disguise. See earnings already made.

obinoral1179:
Baba go dey disguise dey catch cruise but Baba dey cash out steadily...

Pearl1910:
Tries to disguise... but unknowingly, mistakenly reveals his true self from his many talks.

You guys are really cracking me up right now.
I wan join ant them no gree me.
They say there is a strategy that makes it easy week in week out.
I (lazyD) says it’s difficult or hard work.
What ever you see me doing it’s hard work, but it’s easy for them.

There is money in dis hustle but it’s not easy and it’s not sustainable. It’s easier in d office or other hustle

Plssssssssss what is Json again?
I can’t login again saying Json is invalid

geezyk:
But you must be on betrayals. The sweetest part of this plan is that you get 13k for calls, which lasts for a week though after the 5k subscription.

Thanks boss, You are d best ...

unlike some people that will ask for your fathers credentials before dey drop tips.

lanrexdo:
lmao

I won't move an inch and keep accepting her request! Infact i will go and stay at her location and ensure she doesn't get any other ride!

Nwakannaya1:
Lmao
This piece of advice make sense

When Jazebel daughter jam Lucifer

I don add am to my archive d day a jazebel daughter will pull my b@!!s. I go activate dis wicked act.

IFSHR:
I thing someone cheerfully gave them an Intel, that made them stop giving you, maybe if you can write an apology letter to them Dru any of their channel, your bonus will be reinstated

I dey suspect them truly (monitoring spirit)
How can someone be asking me to snap my low mileage Camry with engine oil. If not for ulterior motives.