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tunlapapa:
Let mention you directly.

Okay

Only a robot will drive everyday 24/7 365 days week in week out

Or

Two or multiple ant drivers driving
Same car, same account

E remain small I for breakdown again trying to do what two drivers are doing week in week out

Conclusion

Robot or two drivers

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davit:
Girls of nowadays and things they get exposed to. The rider I just had now, she was just crying, complaining of sleep difficulty. Body scratches madly.

She just left hospital and all the tests she ran couldn't show what the problem is.

She called her spiritual father, and that one told her not to worry. Menh, this generation is something else.

Dem don use her soul and body finish
Abeg Na iPhone 12 she dey use ?
Boys of nowadays dey collect girl destiny, do sextape and give her iPhone 13 in exchange.

You should have tried to console her nau maybe you self go chop slap.


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Pearl1910
Donfortune48
Food don done

to know if truly it will calculate kilometers + paid waiting + normal minutes. Just for analysis sake and it’s a short trip

Oya calculate

My own conclusion be say bolt calculated d km from the house not where I started

Modified: I remove all pictures before bolt agents , Hoodlum drivers, pocohantas and all bolt riders/monitoring spirit sees it

IFEBARBIE:

You dis man
Why are you, pocohantas/izzou and co tormenting my ikeja man.?

You have become something else,
I will be here when your time come
Keep catching cruise

Pearl1910:
Lolz...learner.
Na because of that one u come write epistle here abi. Well it's a no brainer that u can use another person's account to drive on Bolt. But that will last until riders begin to complain u don't look like the person on d App.
According to Bazz001, it is possible but not sustainable

He is unable to defend this one oohh
Yes I maintain nothing is sustainable in dis hustle

Barbiturate:
Gibberish!

I think the best is to ignore you and co

Barbiturate:
Use yourself and your bfs/lovers

No mind them at all
Both of them and co don’t understand you, I’m the only one that understand you on this thread.

I know little things don’t get you angry, but they always think you are angry and serious.

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samobaba4u:
So it is true that two people work on the same account (BOLT). I just met a Driver at ICM and when I was trying to help him with his App tripping off after some minutes. We got talk and he said he's trying to meet his daily deliver. I was like I don't understand. That was when he told me he share car and account with another driver. He said anytime the guy work during the day he work in the night and there's a certain amount he delivers for the guy cos he's the one that collected the car from owner. The first time someone told me something like this and even told me that the guy that won BOLT first price last time was his friend and he knew how he worked it out I didn't believe him but this one confirm it for me. He even show me the original owner of the account and called him for me to confirm it
So this is how some you guys work and win bonuses from BOLT and in NL.
It is well ooooooooo.

Let someone out there that want to contest for this year BOLT prices (car) think twice before you kill yourself cos there's someone somewhere who is working smarter than you think and will not reveal it to you.
Abeg make request enter make I make some money before someone comes for maihed

Bia mind yourself
Stop bring things like this here
We don’t do that here,
... week in week out
... easily
Hmmmm how easy it is to share one account between to drivers ?

Wait wait
What’s happening up there
I dey see my name flying up&dan
One is connected to dt our uncle
D second is abbreviation of a giver drivers
same car
same dashboard
but could it be true ... more than 1 driver ?

Barbiturate:
He didn't cause anything. As you like to treat your rider depends on you! It's a free world. If I decide to treat them well, then it's my kind of person. I've always been nice to people even before bolt. No matter the rider's character, my rating, etc, I'll always be me! I don't mind carrying their load!

I recently picked an aged woman from Luth to somolu....got to her destination, money was 1500. She said; Ah, omo mi, 1 thousand naira lo wa lọ wọ mi(my son, 1k is what I have)
I told her not to worry, that she should keep it. She insisted on giving me the 1k. She thanked me well. I smiled and greeted her and then i left. This is me. At times I leave 100 naira if client does not have change. This is me.

Do as pleases you to riders and let me do as pleases me!

There's simply no need for the shade, madam pocohantas.

I come in peace

Thank you my man.
I just dey look him and pocohantas, dropping subtle jabs.

Always be you don’t let any rider or nairaland Hoodlum or ant driver change you.

I just dropped a celebrity at airport, to my surprise; trip ended 8k he transferred 10k. I didn’t treat him like a celebrity cos nothing gum dem, while people were busy shouting his name I just maintain my millionaire driver standard until he started gisting with me and cracking me up

FuckEveryday:
Boss, u want to work till next year to buy tokunbo, that's the beginning of another tenure in this same hustle o


Make Una imagine how Nigerian police pour pepper spray directly inside person eye...When an uneducated person knows u have to stay some meters away.

To think the guy was showing them his Uber Driver App screaming "I b Uber driver" makes it even worse.

Who we offend for this country fgs

It was a car protest
Drive round 1 wave flag ,
Drive round 2 drop flowers
Driver round 3 drop flag and move
People started coming with leg forming vandam

He heard gun shot and decided to leave his car and run with leg... who does that ?

I guess I’m too lazy since I’ve been driving I’ve not bought an extra car. How una dey take drive to buy car every year, still pay all bills and house rents ?

Cp is related to liar Mohammed

captainamiedi1:
That tribe has always been like that. Are u surprised? Akintola and tafawa was killed but ironsi, Okpara was spared why was he spared? because it's their tribe. they want Biafra because they are not given presidency. make Igbo man president and watch how they all dance to what ever he dish to them. they love playing the victim card when it doesn't favour them.

The thing dey pain me for them really. But whose fault ?

As far as dis particular regime or elders controlling the political system is concerned, I don’t see them handing over power to the Igbo in next 16years.

Dem give jonathan small, he no do anything for easy/south south
Wether Na Fulani or Yoruba in power all of them Na same the masses are still suffering

Nigerian youths already getting divided,
Endsars protest was to stop police harassing youths all over Nigeria and not only Lagos.
Dont know why ipob or Igbo asking Igbo youth to stay out of lekki protest.

Well you can’t stop d movement
We moveee

Very true, liar Mohammed..
We all know home and abroad, even generation yet unborn will know you as the only man that speaks the truth in Nigeria.
Wonder what will become of you after dis govt.

If you are not in lekki toll gate you are wrong

Pearl1910:
Which other uncle abeg

Emmancecute

Co asking which other uncle ooo
Could it be the ? Hmmmm


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Barbiturate:
I picked this lady from kafi street(wema bank compound). From her conversation on phone, I figured she's a procurement personnel and she probably would be in a top position.

I actually wanted to let her know that I'm also a procurement person and hint her/advice her in some of the processes she mentioned....and maybe see if the discussion would fetch me something good, but then.....I guess she just sees me as a common driver! I might be wrong in my assertions, though

You are not wrong, she’s either scared you will kidnap her or you a mere driver of 1,200 trip trying to strike a conversation with a millionaire

But Don’t worry the narratives is changing or about to change, once we see 1M on dashboards, Gbam riders will then know that we are millionaires too and not mere drivers

VaselineCrew:
I can see money on my dashboard but no money in my account



All this driving sha, yet account balance is not moving or is moving backwards.

Is it because I’m buying all these small chops and coke

Haba!

Sometimes I look at my dashboard and ask “where is the money?”

Gudvibes06:
Bro you just dey talk my mind at times I ask myself did I collect the money abi Uber dey wyn me ni. Lol

Make both of you just stop plssss
Let’s join or focus on endsars Anniversary.

Experience is d best teacher , teaching reality since 70s

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Come see reasons why your ratings dey drop without any fight or arguments with riders

mejai:
I think say na only me experience this. I dey house already. E be like lagosians don dey wise too much. Still bolt was just compensating trip anyhow. Imagine opebi to egbeda, 2k, bolt sama me with 1200, talk say dem go compensate with 800. Meanwhile, na their account (pay to bolt, abi, u dey owe bolt) the money end.
Tomorrow, na to wash my interior by myself and keep the car under sun, while I observe endsars matter. Maka teargas flying. I no trust police.

Make una just stop complaining you and gentlelife50 the president of LazyD.
Wait and see how somebody will come and post dashboard of 200k by the end of this week and telling you today was the best day this week all Na strategies.

ndubuisi2021:
You seem to have learnt curse words lately and it excites you to use them on just about everyone. You go soon know how far. Under that mango tree you sleep every night at Chevron Drive, I will soon pay you a goodwill visit there.

He sleeps under mango tree ?
What of his 1.5million rented apartment


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dru23:
Na somebody dream car u want make them use enter balogun market like these....u wan turn am to mini Danfo be dat

Danfo as in bus
From Balogun to oshodi ... you have a bad mouth sir

FuckEveryday:
Be like we go soon start to enter Balogun to pick up food stuffs for delivery

BAZZZ001 prepare your low mileage Camry boot, you go pack bag of rice and tomato tire this december

Bolt going to d level where they will loose drivers back to Uber.
We are still struggling with jazebels daughter that will buy all d market and confidently ask you to open your trunk and fold ur seats

Pls which category will that be cos my low mileage Camry can’t suffer twice with 700 naira fare

davit:
Poco really knocked you on that thread o. She must come and explain herself here, Else... U

You too see am
See people don dey DM me already
Poco always acting like undercover agent, while izzou na CIA.

We need to block poco from this thread

Thatniccur why did u mention my low mileage Camry a day to public holiday ?
Na set up ?
Cos that man up there can’t look away from low mileage Camry’s.

pocohantas:
Drop tips abeg. I am considering joining you guys soon. Shey 2016 C300 go dey okay?



Please invite me to the next AGM.

Ahn Ahn tips just like that ?
Our tips is not for unserious people,
They will need to bring some credentials


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No no you can’t join now it’s too late, when drivers were earning peanuts you didn’t join us now that we making millions

dru23:
Was this statement made in the AM or late PM. just asking for a friend

AM Nigerian time
She’s selling her SUV volvo to buy Camry.

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sandammy:
U no go let sleeping dog to lay down jejely now. You wey no get strength for agbonjon. Na when them start with you others go dey pity you say them they fire you. Untill them do you like this ba?[img]https://c./03MDLsqVm0kAAAAM/knocked-out-anthony-joshua.gif[/img]
Wetin I know self

Na jeje I dey bench dey observe and regain strength, dem begin mention me up and down even poco self carry me go other thread.
I dey try ignore and pretend not to see many comments. But d problem I have now is any mention of Bus/korope - ( two moniker comes to mind sharp sharp) And at times mentioning of Millions , Matrix , Lekki / oshodi
and Vacation dey hard to look away.

HarryGedges:
Which state is Ota in? Next time follow the rules. You could have gone there using the bus just like Baz001 friend

He should have parked the car at the car wash and miss poverty bus days by jumping bus to OTA... hehehe

Una no go kee person

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pocohantas:
BAZ001 makes up to 1m every month. You can ask him for tips and tricks on the Uber thread in Business section.

There is God ooohhh
All dis millions you are sharing.

Well what else can I say? When Uber drivers are now living in chevron estate


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ThatNiccur:
Bazoo I no understand you oh...

how your low-mileage Camry now? Hope the name still dey work for am? Make e no add mileage oh...

I was only greeting you bro for your bold question that can hurt Epe man.
Because if he doesn’t have a dashboard to post you will be
- called a fu<ktard or omo ale
Or cut and join of your other profile If you have
But alas he has a dashboard so he was quick to post it.

My low mileage Camry doing me proud, a rider told me today that it’s her dream car.

Gudvibes06:
The end of the story my people is that I'm available again for HP/Rentals . The car was retrieved from cos I want to OTA at the weekend for my child's naming that did not disturb me from remmiting in full for the week they offered another car though but I can't even meet up with 20k per week with the car no to talk of 30k...... Yes I was told not to operate with the car outside Lagos but I told him I have naming in so so and so place but he claimed he did not hear that part.

They offered you another car that can go out of Lagos ? I don’t understand why retrieve a car cos of offense and offer you another one immediately.

So Hoodlum partners too dey ?
Hoodlum driver spotted too