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shollywendy1:
Can't stop laffing after reading this part

Bros you need to see the videos and pictures of flood in lagos on social media.
Seems like all the cars in Lagos are canoes swimming on the road.

pope191:
I can see Bishop and Madam Rad spraying money in Oba and dancing joyously. Assurance cover them as they dance to Sinach - This is my season


Baz001 my app is still reading zero naira, offline is zero naira too. Spent 5hrs to and fro surulere to ikeja yesterday, got home Ard 11:30pm, I gently park well today. I honestly don't have plans to kee myself in this Lagos or country, hardwork honestly doesn't transform to wealth in this country.

Blackbishop already drinking and eating pepper soup cause coro boys go plenty for him shop next week
Radautoworks eating Chinese and going on cruise. Lekki flood goes even inside the car that is parked in garage and bring it to the main toad.

But Lagos no try at all

GeneralZodd:
. If to say u later do that trip, u for chop 1 star

1 star and possibly block if possible
Daughters of jazebel, however some of them don’t know how ratings works.

Picked a lady on 3.0 ratings and was jokingly asking her why her rating is low.
She doesn’t know driver rates her
That she gives all driver 5 star every time, cos they ask for it.
I just realize driver have brain washed her and I was about to leak the secret. So I dribbled her out of the gist before she send some people’s father home with 1 star.

But what surprises me is when I see my ratings dropping and all my riders are laughing and gisting. I keep wondering which one of them can play with you and still give you 1 star.

Gentlelife50:
1: "Sorry who is this?"
2: "Do you want to come where I am?"
3: "Can't you see it on your app?"
4: I don't even know where I am.
5: I am in my car.

Lol at no 4.
I used it for one lousy girl

R. Oga where are you
M: good morning
R: good morning where are you
M: I don’t know ,
R: you don’t know? Use your map , look around you
Me: I can see cars and okada
R: what’s name of the street
M: I can’t see the name
R: ask people now, how can you say you don’t know
Me: madam d way u raising your voice seems you angry.
R: what do you mean
Me: I’m not going again can’t pick an angry woman
R; (like cold water poured on her ) I’m not angry now, my voice is like that.
Me: I’m sorry you are angry
(Heard from back ground her friends laughing)
R: msheewww cancel
I’m 100% sure she will arrange herself when talking to next driver.

odimbannamdi:


But I think that question is a harmless one that implies, "where is your location now, in relation to my pickup location?". I use that question a lot and I don't use it in the derogatory sense. Na just normal question to me

I get your point but what we are saying is that

1. You can see drivers location on your map
2. Use courtesy, Good morning, greetings first
Not just where are you.
3. Hello, my map says you will arrive in 5mins how far are you? Mostly adults use this.
4. Olosho and runs guys/girls : oga where are you? Are you going ? ( I like dem no wasting of time. Na to cancel sharp sharp )

Personally if you ask me where are you, without trying to give direction or follow up if I’m ready to go on the trip. I will call you olodo, No brainer.

shollywendy1:
Felicity , how far my guy? I hope this is not BAZ001 or davit. The car roof don comot inside this heavy rain.
Everywhere don dey lock . I spent roughly 2hrs from onikoyi road to banana island junction 500m drive .yet I drop off the rider due to heavy flood along banana road.

It is pearl1910 or frubben
But looks like pope191 or donfortune48

As for me I never on app today, was waiting to hit street 8pm to 12am but with this news. I will send a bird like Noah tomorrow morning to go spy, if flood is still in Lagos then bye till next week.

The fear of flood is beginning of wisdom for my low mileage Camry

kanuisagoat:
If its just the where are you, no be anything


Some of them are half naked and some on uncomfotable high heels so try to imagine how it feels for them coming outside only to realise you're not where they expect you to be.

What I will not allow is those that go beyond asking where you are to being really rude or insulting

If it’s a trip I want to go
R: where Are you
M: Good afternoon (and will pause )
R: Good afternoon where are you
M: I’m on my way to your location
R: okay
(for my mind fool)
But if rider continues like
R: okay, don’t take that road google is leading it’s a bad road bla bla
Me: thank you thank you.

But if rider says be fast I’m waiting
I will start telling myself be calm you only need her money and net 200k

But if I don’t want to go sweet

R. Where are you
M: I don’t know I see cars and houses around me.
R: you don’t know where you are
Me: yes (since I’m sure of not going )
Most of them will try to direct but I will keep frustrating them till they cancel

Gentlelife50:
And because they are half naked or on hills they should be asking mumu questions?
If they are as smart as they claim they should be seeing the driver on the app.
Just call to provide suplementry info if need be, oyibo will never book a ride and start calling you to be asking yeye questions like 'where are you?'

Thank you
A lady made a request from naval qtrs
I got inside the quarter and made wrong turn, she called immediately and said stop and reverse back, while I direct you.
I said I ve reversed so she can quickly direct me to her house.
She said no sir you have not reversed on my map. I bow , dis lady was using her map to direct me, like CIA or Pilot, till we got to her block. There was no way google will get to her easily.
When I saw her I asked if she was a pilot or sailor. She said student in university.
That she see driver not moving on map and will say arrive, she will just laugh.
That she see every movement on her map and knew I took wrong turn that was why she called.

Since then if you like wear suit and put professors glasses, once you ask me where are you, you have fish brain, olodo people everywhere forming CEO or American base
Msheewwww

Pearl1910:
On mainland, tarred roads only Bro. Rght now am on a trip from Berger to Lekki Phase 1 Inside 7up Tollgate traffic. 1.9surge. If this trip no reach 8k Bolt will hear from me.
When I reach Lekki, I know places to avoid, cos for Lekki even tarred roads get flood.

Before u wake up from ur sleep I don make like 30k

Just don’t bother to come to mainland like this.
Flood everywhere unless you won’t take rider into their streets. I can’t deal tomorrow is another day.

I will make 30k today and spend 45k next week for kazeem

See cruise for dis mr integrity thread.
So you have left chillex8 and dru23 to be doing two aside gbas gbos.
Fomal and former
Then will don’t know .

Fight full dis compound

Pearl1910:
2months ko, 2months ni. Are you living in the future?

You use style get bad mouth

Pearl1910:
How much u make yesterday?

You don cast me ooh
How do you work inside rain plsss.
Once the rain is heavy I off app and start playing or resting.

Felicity0001:
I picked a boy from Unilag to Ogunmekun str, Onipanu yesterday on a surge of 1.9... The trip lasted over an hr due to serious congestion at that useless railway toll... When i got to the point of pay you needed to see rhe way I shouted and changed it for the woman and the toutes there...

I asked them what is the excess of collecting the N50 when the boys can't control the traffic... Na so all the alaye gather started begging me... That they don't know there was traffic they cant see beyond the rail line that was how the boys where dispatched to go control the traffic.



Las las trip ended N3100 rider didn't even know what a card payment he said he used his friend's account to request. He was already begging me to collect 3k cash that he doesn't have N100... I then had to educate him what card payment was.

The young man was so happy... "Maybe you should send the money to your friend since it was his account" I said.

Yesterday's work sweet die... Most trips on the mainland where on surge

Wonder what the ants dashboard will be reading right now, cos the surge was on constant 1.9

Pearl1910:
Oga which kain calculation u dey do?
Ur money is correct jore

Bros how far with the new app update ?
Should we go ahead and update or still wait a bit ? Cos the long distance 1.9x pick up have been getting since yesterday is 90% of my request. Could it be the update or location.

[quote author=dru23 post=103752999][/quote]Alright boss, I don mind my business.
I dey corner dey look

Slickleo:
Warning! Watch ur back

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Correct guy your head dey there.
I sight you for the crowd

Alfred74:
This werey chilled beer guy.Anybody you carry motor from,na fight must end wuna matter.dru23 also na werey he be sha so I guess y'all have cancelled each other out.wuna two both of you sha gather dey mad

Guy u just come confuse us with werey and mad

dru23:
The part that he said .....I TELL YOU .." IT WILL BE BLOODY " We be settle outside NL once I get the confirmation of what he actually means by that......

Apart from it will be bloody comment, I don't care about the other things he was blabbing about.......

All na cruise naw
Just the same way you said fire from cooking pot, so he just said bloody too.

Don’t read meaning to it.
Just let this matter slide

Gentlelife50:
It's gonna be bloody

I told you to come and beg you came and add blood to the fire

Bammzzie:
Wahala about to start ffs , but Baz001...this ur meme got me Rotfl

My brother
I don go stand for corner dey look them before blood and fire touch me
Dru23 bringing fire from mama’s cooking pot,
Chillex8 spilling blood

Dru23 I beg you please close your mama’s cooking pot it haf do
Pls no vex

Na beg I dey beg una two

Pls chillex8 biko no vex, let it slide

This thing don pass cruise ehhhh

Gentlelife50:
Are you serious?
Gonna be there lifeeeee

Come fast

Pls bring plenty elders while coming
Dem wan reveal person wife’s identity,
We need to beg make that no happen.

Elders plsssss the fight is getting messier


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Everybody come oooohhhh
Come over to the next compound
Mr integrity (oyel seller) has been called out for selling fake oil... with receipt of transactions
Could dis be true ?

Come and see

chillex8:
Mr Integrity denying he didn't sell a fake gallon of castrol Edge to me.

Don't let me reveal the conditions of your dead/scrap Honda civics which you buy for peanuts. Spits

chillex8:
Mr Integrity denying he didn't sell a fake gallon of castrol Edge to me.

That golf you see is first body, single owner, non accidented.

Don't let me reveal the conditions of your dead/scrap Honda civics which you buy for peanuts. Spits

No nooo our own Mr integrity the oyel seller won’t do that nooooo it’s impossible.

Chaiii see receipt
Mr integrity selling fake oil wonders shall never end.

Let me go and call people from other compound to come and see all of them @dru23 selling fake oil oohhh.

Could dis be true ? I dey come

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jaymejate:
ANNOUNCEMENT!

I just feel like sharing this o, I hope it is useful.
Unilag has announced that every Student must vacate the school and hostels due to the increase in COVID-19 cases, latest by 12pm tomorrow.
Tomorrow, everyone will be going home.

Be around unilag tomorrow.
Hope you'll find it useful.

Very useful
My second trip today was to Unilag
Since then till now the rest they say is history.
I’m a shuttle bolt driver in Unilag today.
Even if trip take me to ikorodu agric from Unilag I will find my way back.

I pity my ratings today. Cos Unilag and environ is on constant 1.9x with Abeg and plenty please wait for us.

Pearl1910:
DO NOT do the most recent update on Bolt App. I think something is wrong with it.

Which of the updates? The 2days ago or another one has just been released today ?

If it’s 2 days ago I updated immediately and used it yesterday evening, but not ON app today. Pls tell me if it’s malfunctioning let me just blow empty home in peace

InfinityEstates:
Thank God I skipped it this morning o. My mind just told me they may have fixed "Arriving Now" feature.

They have not fix arriving now features, I used it 3times yesterday and also goat Kanu feature is still there unless it’s a new update

dru23:
Anyone that truly believes I owe u money .. You and them must be on the highest , highest strain of weed that Fela himself can't smoke.....

Did you pay for the service ? Yes or No
Stop shifting the goal post

You used a driver morning till night you didn’t pay or buy full tank.
The driver is asking you to pay for that day since you keep calling everybody out like you are Mr integrity.

The question sir dru23 did you pay ?

Oga go and pay your debt

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Pearl1910:
Means if u give rider cash to get something in anticipation of transfer plus fare at the end of the trip, that one no concern Bolt. So to unlock Riders account back, rider needs to pay only specified fare amount, excluding what you claim u gave Rider. If Rider doesn't include the money u gave him/her provided screenshot of fare amount has been shown, case is closed and rider account will be unlocked.

I’ve done it once and will never do it again,
Trip was 500 rider asked to pls give him 500 to hold cash so he can transfer 1k, I gave him and he transferred audio 1k and since it’s just 1k I didn’t bother to wait for alert 2days after I realized it was scam cos the number I called was for a girl who didn’t take a ride.
I blocked it but na my 500 cash pain me pass.
Since then I will say no cash all riders have been doing transfer too.

Na driver go be your atm machine

Pearl1910:
Good morning Guys,

The cases of fraud from Riders to Drivers is on the rise.
If u suspect a Gboy or Runs girl or anybody, ensure you get your alert before u let Rider go.
That's what I do if fare is above 1k.
Nobody goes to buy something from a stranger and does transfer and leaves without seller getting alert and confirming payment.

Also, post all the phone numbers of Riders that have scammed u, (the ones that haven't paid yet as we read this post) let's all save these numbers and have a directory so we can avoid or know how to deal with them in the future when our paths cross.

What they do now is after Bolt/Uber blocks their account, they use a friend's number to open another account and continue their atrocities. But one thing is when they request, they still call u with their number first because the number on the App isn't theirs.

God will continue to keep us from temptations

Thank you sir, I was going through my trips and remembered bolt asked me to contact them in 7 days if rider didn’t pay. So I contacted and see the reply,

This part of giving rider money, is it a generic default reply or what does that mean ? Don’t give rider money and do a screen shot? After telling you rider didn’t pay at all

[quote author=dru23 post=103681864][/quote]When you will not leave me alone.
I want to watch fight from far but you keep dragging me up and dan

Leave me biko

Ogbunigwe2018:
I am trying to understand this matter.
He rented a car from you, and drove against traffic.
And you paid to get your car out.

You pitied him and didn't fire him, and he promised to refund the money for the fine.
Then he paid part of it and discontinued.

1. Did he borrow 100k to pay for the fine or you paid out of your magnanimity?
2. How long did he work with you and was he owing prior to the one -way incident?
3. Who negotiated this 100k fine and is there a receipt for this payment?
4. I read your old post about a case where you said a stupid driver brought his soldiers friends to attempt to retrieve the car (I believe its this same incident) and you opted to pay a fine.

The reason am keen on understanding and resolving this is; you are a very controversial and notorious person on the uber partners thread.
Always fighting dirty and petty.

Am sure that's why you didn't call him out on that thread.
Intact, you are currently allegedly owing a former driver (felicity001) 20k plus which you did not deny, but refused to pay.


I am very certain there is more to this than meets the eyes..
I will stop here for now....

The bolded is true

Debtor calling debtor out

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[quote author=dru23 post=103681393][/quote]The point ?
That statement up there sounds like lia mohamed...