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Felicity0001:
Hahaha... We have used the money to sow a seed of faith in their lives... They are the rich dude yet we the poor dude still rock their boat by doing freebies and sowing seeds into their lives.

So we muuuve...

No time to Omo jati jati like Mr. Cheerful, Mr. Dapo1, Mr. Ay, Mr. Godfa10 and others who think because one Mr cheerful is posting a Photoshop earning so drivers on rental show pay through their noise for one 20yrs old car... Hell no!

You know whatinterests me the most about the whole saga? Those our American, UK and UAE inveators that will suddenly jump into the trade because of that Photoshop investing 2-5cars will las las look for people like me, you, pope191, donfortune among others begging us to come buy the scrap left over after 6months at any price.

Just leave them... We shall c who laugh last.

Chaiiii, photoshop
thinking the matter?
Could it be true ?
Let me wait for Tojahh to start making 200k every week, since he has gone to take expo from the ants

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radautoworks:
the Uber model was never designed for rentals. If it was, functions would have been built in the app for transparency to both parties.

Nigerians did what they did best and tried to make more money out of someone's business model and this confusion is the result. Why all these issues? Because owners cannot verify renter trips and have no access to view. Of it was, rental agreements could be based on percentages to make it fair to ask parties but it is not. Why? BECAUSE UBER WAS NOT BUILT FOR THIS.

Uber would never have expected drivers to rent vehicles for this purpose (and in other countries it actually disqualifies you from driving).

Uber would have never expected two drivers to share an account.

Uber would never have expected all the creative saka which is why there are loopholes in the software. They never encountered such.

Uber would have never expected drivers to request themselves which is why in other countries there is no problem with having both driver and today app to my knowledge.

Nigerians did what they do best and shocked the crap out of Uber

On point,
LMAO drivers still shocking the crap out of Uber/bolt by driving for 20hrs out of 24hrs everyday of the week without breaking down. (Are they Robots or human).
By arriving in ikeja to pick rider but driver is in lekki.
By chupping all the bonus everyday wether 60trips or 10trips, dey will clear it.
By driving cars without AC and driver is not blocked or reported.

Naija too much

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dru23:
How far with your Visa appointment? Are u still looking to book online.....

How far with your debt

How do you know I was referring to you ?

Felicity0001:
Finally there is a sense in the non-sense.

Original post attracted 2likes due to hate

This post attracted 6 likes.

Total likes therefore is equally to 8 likes



I'm doing well

BAZ001 abeg help with a meme

Take it joor


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But try to be ignoring some critics and clowns like me and Blackbishop, ESP that man that brings something from his mama’s cooking.
He’s not connected home and abroad but won’t stop talking and asking for appointment date.

Has he paid you your money ?

Blackbishop:
Bro the most irritating part of it is that all the business men here don't hire driver from the forum and they are here shouting like agbero upandan.

In yoruba there is an adage that goes

If the young ones refuse to be sensible, what happens to the elder that renders themselves senseless.

You people needs to understand diff btw constructive criticism and just baseless arguments

Everybody comes here to boast of how rich they are forgetting there is a wide gap between been OK and Rich and most importantly been WEALTHY.
Most of you here are just ok except few. Wealthy men don't make noise. But rich dude shout at the top of Thier lungs. Men grow up.

I remember growing up our elders are our heroes and model but nowadays the elders are the most foolish decision maker or advice giver.

Blackbishop
Blackbishop
Blackbishop
How many times did I call you ?

Is only one person I know in this thread, that shout untop of his lungs from very far away.
You mean he is just okay ?

Well it is what it is.

Pls this Saturday election is it only apc contesting cos I only see apc campaigning

Will there be movement ?

Bolt all the way read the newsletter above.
Bolt will send Uber packing very very soon.

Let me stop so few lazy newbies can read
It’s only here, I see people asking same question every week.

Same way I spot olodo riders by asking
“where are you “
“What’s your name “
“What’s the color of your car”

Olodo newbies/partners
“I want to buy a car to join dis hustle, which is the best car ? “
“ I don’t know Lagos will google map help”
“ bolt inspection center in mainland”
“Is civic better than Corolla”
“ how much can I make doing part time”

Hey,

Starting from 22nd July 2021 you’ll have the opportunity to access your earnings before the standard weekly payment cycle. This means you can now get your cashout when you need it.

Here are the requirements for requesting an Early Cashout:

Download the latest Bolt Driver app version (13.0 for Android, 12.0 for iOS)
Have been driving with Bolt for at least two weeks
Have completed at least 25 trips without any irregularities/suspicious activities
Your account is not suspended for any reason
Ensure your Bank payment details are correct.


Let me stop so few lazy newbies can read
It’s only here, I see people asking same question every week.

Felicity0001:
Just look at yourself.

Nonsense.

You think you talk sense?

Mr. Customer satisfaction.

Broke ass that can't control your sexual urge or go rent a motel for just an hour.

You wanna order a ride for N500 amd turn it to an hotel.right? I'm.sorry to disappoint you conji will kill you dia! Request a malian driver okay not me because my car is my office and it's meant to convey you from point A to B just like you rightly stated not for you to make passes or have sex.

People like you are those that promote sexual immorality in the society.

Non.sense.

Guy, guy no loud am, make people no hear for back.
Abeg, Na dt 3rd mainland bridge incident be dis or another one ?



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dapotemi:
LOL....25K a day, less 5k (i doubt you will use 5k fuel going anywhere in this lagos in a day)! I will just assume 5k...so 20k a day it is.

for 7 days he get 140k abi, then the man that put down 2.5 mil get a whole 25k..What a fair bargain..

So out of every 20k, partner is getting just about 3,500 naira. Did you see the mentality that some of your colleagues are dishing out there?.

Did you see why PDP/APC is treating all of us this way? Did you notice the resemblance between PDP/APC and you guys here?

As much as I try to keep reading and laughing without making comments.
This last sentence cracked me up.
You mean am?
APC= PDP= Uber drivers



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Mukah1234:
Good morning team,

I really appreciate your piece of advise as regards this. It helped!

So I finally got a few months used naija used Corolla 04.

Just as advised, I contacted Blackbishop to assist check the cars I already chose. The truth is base on my experience with Blackbishop, he is a professional I would always recommend to anyone for auto issues and resolution enquiries. Baba’s customer service is great too.

After all inspection he recommended this Corolla. Car isn’t all perfect but it requires just minor repairs.

Thank you all.

That’s the real truth
I don’t believe whatever someone else have said about Blackbishop whether home or abroad

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pope191:
No b una deh push for show your dashboard challenge, now matter don get K leg. I pity for Felicity in all of this, cos he may end up driving the car to Ouagadougou just to meet target. In peace oo

Felicity001 name don enter YouTube already as a lazy driver netting 10-15k everyday .
I’m sure nobody will complain here, if we start seeing rentals 35/40k weekly.

Na from rust everywhere to low mileage to top 3 highest earners and then audio 2k show your dashboard to angry partners/car owners protest.

Be like say everywhere don calm now

davit:
BAZ001 is busy drying his car I guess

@ davit I didn’t drive on friday so no flood inside my car. You can use style ask somebody that bought 1,600 air freshener maybe it’s em em.

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Slickleo:
Godfather10 u sound like Baz001.

Ahhhhhh me, mind yourself ooh

I keep hearing MC oluomo PA from roof top.
I said finally agbero has followed dashboard to our thread, na to jappa be that.

Not knowing you will indirectly call me NURTW member ?

Nooooo I had to come down fast plsss na tout dey rule Lagos

CheerfulGiver:
July 1 - 18

I've only changed linkages - 6k, oil top up - 1.5k.
One rider ran away with my 1,800. Bolt returned 900.

Bought air freshener 1600. That's all expenses till date.
No police, tout, lastma etc.

The much touted "repair costs" is grossly overrated.

I covet this your dashboard and I rebuke every spirit of lazy drivers league.

D only problem is the credentials/certificate to join your leagues.
Pls reduce d standard for me biko, I want to play in this league.



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SHOOPSYN:
Dru welldone.. . your strategy eventually worked out. Lure drivers with 2k challenge to upload dashboards(dashboards that doesn't mostly translate to money in your account) and now, onwers are bent on increasing rent or 40k/60k. But the truth is, except you decide to drive your car, drivers will always have larger share because they really deserve it. Please where is @BAZO? your silence in all these is begining to be suspicious. . My Boss @izzou, I hail sir.

Bros na fear make me run

For This hot protest! everybody shouting on top of their voices (silent readers, partners/car owners, veterans , drivers both Hoodlum &, ants and unknown gunmen ) full ground.

Initially I said odeshi we die here

But when I saw the way redness in partners/car owners eyes, they kept shouting “ how can you net 100k every week and pay 25k rent”
I took off to the roof top incase the protest is going to be hijacked by unknown gunmen partners.

Though there are few jabs and blows here and there, but it’s been peaceful protest

Body just dey bite partners anyhow seeing 200k dashboard and getting 25 tithes

I dey watch tower dey watch dey laugh roll for floor.

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I’m loving the new cruise here.
See 5pages and still counting...
una no dey go church ?

Partners want to share part of d National cake.
Drivers don’t want to let go of any crumbs.
I’m a spectator in this match. Let’s go


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donfortune48:
My brother follow me ask oh!

Someone will gross 200k a week with 30k fuel.
Remove Bolts 40k commission and it will be remaining 130k.
Driver will now pay car owner 25k and pocket 105k for himself.

And na car owner go still fix motor if E spoil from that 25k oh!


Wicked Ants.

Car owners right now
Seeing dis your post after friday flood ( car repairs)

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davit:
Guys, try as much as possible to avoid trips to or from Tom Ogboi way at Itedo Estate off Freedom way. The water level there is just too high. Been like that for weeks. Now worse. The girls there too are the worse you will see on ehailing. Na one of them got my account blocked today. It is a blackisted area for me moving forward.

You head dey there.
I’m even scared bolt might send me mail , cos I was canceling trips anyhow today.
Out of 36 trips I did only 6 trips and drove from 2pm till now.

Pls how were you blocked, ratings, cancel or report ?

Guys na God save me now now from sleepy Coro boy.

How do I explain?
I was on my lane blazing off since road is free , suddenly I realized a red Corolla left is lane and was coming towards me, I thought he was avoiding pot hole or something but this car was coming with full speed too. I slammed brake and was pressing my horn with all of my strength and about to start crying for my low mileage Camry. Suddenly the driver woke up, swerved and suddenly slammed brake. Unfortunately a drunk guy in accord jammed him from behind.
For like 10secs everywhere was silent.
The drunk guy came down to see what’s happening,
Guess what ? Coro guy zoomed off. Both me and Honda guy open mouth in shock. Boys that gather started asking if he stole the car or why run away ?

I thank God that nothing happened to my car else all the stew today for sour.

Felicity0001:
Ha anh! I think say pearl1910 is the same as kanuisagoat na I saw two of them standing side by side just now in the view section... Lol


Come that moniker that brought about this cruise of two moniker being the same... That guy get sense oh... Who b the guy self @ BAZ001... Pearl1910 and kanuisagoat are the same person na because they both have the same philosophy and ideology therefore the same godfather.

Na Duke111 be d cruise guy

Duke111 I’m calling you, show your face, it’s been a while, have you been banned or you are tired of this violence everyday

[quote author=dru23 post=103803242][/quote]Dru23 what again ?

Do you live in gbagada ?

It’s Drmikeadams that mentioned gbagada in passing and I replied his message to update Uber app.

Why always me ?

Felicity0001:
What Honda did you use b4?

My worst experience with flood was when I used the EOD and the Civic... First a date I'll hardly forget was 8n the dedication of my son, it rained cat and dog that Sunday morning and my white horse drifted to a dish and tje car flooded that I'd to abandon it there till the water came down... Car wash boys did justice to it by giving it a 4days constant drying and cleaning... My carpet become new afterwards

The blue civic, drove through a flooded road one night in surulere along that itere side or there about... Water entered the car well... I used towel to dry it myself... It took 2/3 days with opening of doors... I didn't work all those days.

The week police arrested me in Ikeja and took me to Area F(yet to share that experience), on that Saturday morning it poured... Along akilo rd tje water got even to my bonet but no drop of water entered my car at all... This car is Corolla 08.

Yesterday I believe because I was static at a point s9 little water entered my car especially the side behind the driver's seat then flooded towards the driver's side a little... Same corolla 08

So maybe your Corolla is old and rust everywhere like your godfather

No naah pearl1910 godfather not kanuisagoat.

drmikeadams:
Mbok make una leave gbagada man ansa me

You no dey forget something

Gbagada man is always fight ready, likes to throw punch anyhow, instead of him to focus on his fighter don’t know what concerns drivers in this fight...

I ve not experienced this before but seems you need to update your app.

pope191:
Baz001 u get problem, I just comot to work, drivers on Indriver r unapologetic fools, even me say trip of 3650 to phase 1 to Berger, I think twice and like this is wrong. 1hr 21 min's going through the wrong route, lagos ibadan express road is blocked and some drivers r still rushing trip. I may just avoid island today and gently be going to magodo and surulere jeje.

I dey enjoy this sweet infos in the midst of war and flood. I dey Surulere like dis, na to avoid
Trips to flood zones and be praying that one Lucifer child won’t change destination to dead traps. Cos it has happened to me twice rider will change destination mid way to bad roads
One was to Ijegun/ ijaye

Na there I go carry babalawo as in real Baba alawoo, he was talking like you (pope191) on phone.
Bring ori ogunfe (male goat)
Ori emo, (rat)
Ori ologbo (cat)

The story is for another day, babalawo do transfer before I got alert, I already said alert received don’t bother to wait sir.

donfortune48:
It's going to be bloody here today.

Please stay off if you have abject fear of blood.

Baba I dey run as fast as possible to go far from elephant fight. I don’t want any blood stain or punch touching me.

Everybody run oooh

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IFSHR:
To all those comrades that sacrificed their car to flood yesterday...so that we can enjoy the scarcity today as every where stew....god is your strength....it will rain heavily on Wednesday/Thursday again, kindly prepare your car Boat for battle....

Signed

Lazy drivers forum

Thank you for this info my fellow lazy driver, I will hit this street straight away. Dropped car at car wash and saw a Corolla, hmmmm I pity the partner/owner cos the water inside the car is more than the water outside the car wash

Well guy man said rent money most complete wit no stories.

I don laugh tire.

Blackbishop:
Lol.....
Is that the best bro.....

But am proud of what I do and still working to progress.... Next time ask what you need to type to deliver a punchline.
Bro here is not going to stop my branding neither will your negative manners stop it.

Baba pls do and bring up whatever dirt you wanna bring up am game.

I thought people with autism are suppose to be intelligent but your case is diff and pitiable.
I wish you the best bro

Oh noooo autism

It has started before we can call fire services.
Well I will stay far at the corner and watch.
Tojahh will soon come with his bicycle/violence

dru23:
Do you want some of my "mama's cooking " ?

Let us get down to the facts.. I didn't start this mess

So you want to teach me how to diversify my business. A mechanic that does not have a shop ..goes around in the hot sun carrying pack bag with tools up and down ..........lol .......



There is a reason why I stop using you bro ...don't be mad ...... Don't go that road with me.. You are up and coming mechanic .. Stay in your lane .... It is in ur best interest to protect the small brand that you are building..........



Protect your brand bro ...... Avoid beef with me ...... Again you are up and coming mechanic.. You need all the customers u can get ...........


You have more to lose than me .. People will buy my product regardless .. Am selling goods not service .. You in the other hand is selling a service..... We are in a different market...

Abeg you plssssssss don’t bring anything from that cooking pot.
Let us enjoy this cold flooded weather in a Cusy mood.

I blame pearl1910 for this, he went to call his godfather

InfinityEstates:
@Davit et al, any tips on how to dry a flooded car without sunshine?

You are not a good person at all, see question?

At Davit don’t mind him. Pls how market today , is road free or still flooded, please anybody out there?
pearl1910, kanuisagoat, morax101, give you boy signal to hit the road or stay back.

It’s not imported from Nigeria plssss
They should come and take 500 of us to U.S for testing, we promise to come back to Nigeria after the test mbok

They realized all the variants of corona virus couldn’t penetrate Nigerians they want to start another joke

Pearl1910:
Gang

Loud it Baba

Let me help you echo it

All of you hiding information on how to net 200k,
All of you asking for money to give information
All of you asking for age, lesbian/ gay, state of origin
All of you asking for 100k deposit before you rent car to drivers that can’t feed.
Should I stop ?
All of you forming silent readers but won’t drop useful info, and keep saying we derailing the thread.

Pearl1910 is calling on you to **** ####

flexxyworld:
That’s not true. Many riders wants driver to even come pick them up from their bedroom if possible. Regardless! A salutations at least, it’s not too much. moreover you can even be sure where the driver is on your gps. [b]Some riders will even ask ‘please what’s the color of your car’ despite bolt giving them all the driver and car information. [/b]Courtesy is important. Most riders mistake Uber drivers for their personal drivers. So it’s possible to piss him off

And those ones inside estate that will need to call security at the gate.
You drive all the way to the gate and call them.
Me: I’m at the entrance gate
R: what’s your name so I can call them
M: pause for seconds as if I’m thinking ( how can you ask me when it’s boldly written on your app) I don’t mind before until I met one sweet girl.

R: hello Mr *****
M: Hi
R: I already called gate and pls when u get there tell them your name showing on the app.
Thank you I’m waiting.
I didn’t swipe arrive till I got to her block, but others with what’s your name
immediately I get to get ARRIVED niii.
If you like waste your time before calling, I have nothing to loose.

davit:
Well, I thank God for the day. Left home 4.9, came back 4.7 with less than daily target. Car flooded. But a rider put smile on my face sha. A trip of 9k, he paid 15k cos of the water on the road.

Remaining just a trip to complete my bonus.

Guys, brace up for another rain tomorrow.

You were still pursuing bonus in the flood,
Definitely you drive a canoe boat as car.

Can you pls help us spy and check the situation report. Before we come out today.

Your car will be smelling by now
The last time I drove inside flood was on a weekend and didn’t smell anything (who knows maybe I had covid then )

Got a 1.7 request on Monday, picked the PA or secretary and was going to pick madam at Osborn foreshore estate. Immediately PA entered
R: Hmmmm smelling, dampy
M: EM EM maybe it’s the rain
R: my boss might ask me to cancel and request another ride.
M:the smell is not so bad ( flooded area on Saturday will make me loose 1.7 on Monday and prolly 1 star)
R: my boss even cancel dirty cars or the ones with rough looking drivers. She will say I don’t want this driver looking unkempt.
Me: that’s serious
R: we are already late, I should have canceled you cos of dis smell but let’s go but don’t get angry incase.

(As she dropped to go pick madams bag, I brought out perfume to spray as air freshener.)

Madam enters
M: Gd morning ma
Madam : Gd morning, do you know where we going, is there traffic
Me: no ma, Don’t know next destination.
Madam: lekki ***
(I was driving and trying to put address on google map as PA won’t update on bolt )

Madam: what’s happening here ? U driving and pressing phone. (Strong tone )
M: no it’s google map, pls can you update it so I can know my way.
PA: shaky voice I will update sorry.
Las las madam no gree me use map, I had to put map on speaker, if map says turn right madam will say no turn left. Till we got to destination only google map can talk, the car was so silent.

So Davit go and dry ur car before the smell will drop ur ratings from 4.7 to 4.0
Some riders won’t tell you it’s smelling.