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Pearl1910:
But this is what I do on a regular, why do u prefer I use ur dashboard for my own analysis to show potentials in the business. This is a new low...even from u Bazz001.
Okay, so now anybody that achieves is not normal. Well, I can live with that. We all making it in this hustle are abnormal case closed.

Here we go again you want to start shifting go post like that our bill gate uncle.


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You quoted CheerfulGiver post and did all the calculations/mathematics. I asked how you arrived at your conclusion based on the two dashboards (CheerfulGiver & XGhost) that was posted. Now you are saying it’s your dashboard. Okay ooh
Even me a lazy driver who doesn’t drive on sunday’s made more money than XGhost this month.
Everywhere stew,
Bolt dashing bonus everyday, even if u do 6 trips in 6hrs they will make sure u have 15k c’mon.

Baba don’t let’s use last month as basis.
If August stew like July and bolt continues dishing out bonuses, ONLY THEN will I agree that it’s easy and hustle has changed, but for now, Taaaaarrrr

Conner44:
I pride myself in my reading and comprehension skill level. I usually read a 50 word sentence under 10 seconds but when it comes to felicity own posts it’s like someone knack me jazz at that moment because I’d be going back and forth over the post a couple of times just to make sense of some sentences he wrote.

Bros feli me I’m your fan oh. I just want to beg you to try and take a few seconds to read through your future posts before you click on the submit button. If not for anything but at least for the sake of us your fans.

I know you don’t use blackberry’s physical keyboard phones, I know your phones screen is good, I know your phone has an autocorrect feature and I know that you’re an ‘elect-elect’ graduate too.

So abeg, emabinu if I made you feel somehow with this my post but it’s just health criticism. We your fans love your nuggets and it’s accompanying wisdom but we detest the headache that sometimes follow after it’s digestion.

Try to reduce the typos or use the autocorrect feature of your phone. I understand your fingers are faster than your brain and that’s why it’s good to review your posts before submitting in future.

And Happy new month to you and yours.

Signed: Your fans

Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You and Blackbishop are 5&6
What you just did to Felicity001 is same thing bishop did to Dru23
Is like when you hear someone talking to an elderly person and says “Sorry Sir” “with due respect “ know that the next thing he wants to say na abuse.

Make una kontinuuu, no more coming in peace. It’s now apologizing and then firing shots.



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FuckEveryday:
I sent in a mail bruv

Na your car I dey pity,
Welcome back to the hustle, let’s see how long you will last before running again (lazy driver)
Get all the tutorials you need before you start, I see you in the ants league already.
Me self dey work my ass off to buy land in chevron estate

vicdon:
Malaria 4 - me - 0..

Since bolt unblocked me, Malaria decided to block me, I would be back next week by God's grace, ehhm, to those who think that cheerfulgiver posts fake dashboards, well, I just want you to know it's more than possible to make that, I drive 4-5 times weekly, and trust me the figure on my dashboard is juicy, now imagine I work everyday in a week, most of us who don't post our dashboards here know how much we make and we also know what we have to do to make more, so stop hating on people who post their dashboards here to encourage others, ehhhm, incase you want to to try what cheerful is doing, make sure you don't joke with your health ooo, cos na that one be Koko... God bless all Hustlers...

Thank you for a balanced post.
It’s achievable but health is at stake or something is at stake, I only speak up when I see phrases like net 100k easily every week.
And you drive everyday and say it’s easy.
Nobody is hating on dashboard.

donfortune48:
But I no quote you nah?
You think say na mistake avoiding your mention?

You're correct if you said NET though.

But that's over 21k net daily for 6/7 days a week. Which translates to over 26k gross per day.
How do you make such fit look soo easy to obtain with/without surge bro?

Thank you Baba.
They will come and say it’s easy.
You do average of 12hours a day and say it’s easy.
I won’t let them deceive genuine partners and newbies to rush into the hustle cause of this dashboards.

Let them do their research and decide.

Pearl1910:
Just to remain persimistic u r responding OP.
I clearly did my analysis based on a normal scenario disregarding the current surge but ur spectacles will not allow u see well.

I asked a simple question
Baba whose dashboard did you use for normal
Scenario XGhost or CheerfulGiver?
You can’t use CheerfulGiver as normal scenario on this platform cos that guy is not normal.
Use XGhost dashboard and let see since we don’t know mathematics

Pearl1910:
I agree...they should only say "I can't do it" or "I am okay with 5k/day" everyone should do as their power reach, nobody should say it's impossible, or it's charm or multiple account users.

Before ya all say it's because of surge. Let's do a little calculation. Assuming ALL trips throughout the month was on 1.5 surge, let's remove the surge and this is equivalent to 500k Net/month = 125k/week minus 25k fuel per week and u have your 100k cash in hand or bank account every week.
So even without surge, in normal season u can still make ur 100k/week. This I have been preaching even during winter. If it delights u, contact the people doing it and learn the strategy...if u aren't interested, face ur front and don't hate. Hours spent online, risks, number of trips are all irrelevant.

Happy New Month Guys

Whose dashboard did you use for your calculation? CheerfulGiver or xghost?
Oga you can’t compare Ronaldo that works so hard to be ontop with debruyne or kante and tell us it’s possible.

Two people posted dashboard you picked the chief ants and started your talk.
This month wey everywhere stew like December

FuckEveryday:
Okay bro, u don motivate me!
I'll be downloading my app again and setting up my FiFa 4-3-2-1 formation!
If e no work na your house I go come straight for tutorial. We kuku dey chevron together


Modified: I don download m. I missed the sight of this
Blood everywhere

Team Chevron you guys dey ball
Everywhere dey red na u go tire to drive

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Remain small rider for tear me slap now
Yellow warri looking lady with white snickers and jeans short. Sat in front and next thing increased AC by herself, like say I be her younger brother...
she began to talk and rake on phone...
her conversation “ I.K remove light fit compound for 10mins dem no call police for am but when I do my own craze them carry me go station go write statement”

Na so one sienna was dragging with a car for road, the sienna was coming close to me without looking at my car cos he no wan gree.
I had to put my hand on the horn like my whole life depends on it.
Guess what
Warri woman raise hand up like she wan slap me. I had to leave horn with right hand was ready to block slap.
After her call I asked her jokingly say na slapping wan slap me so.
She laugh say no naah , how I go slap u, I just wan hit your hand say u dey disturb my phone.

Till we reach 1004 I no press horn again. Make she carry her slap go meet that our guy wey chup slap and drink cold water.

Lush100:
Some people believe everything they see online.

Life has thought me never.

Let Mr A be Mr A

And just be yourself.

The grass no dey green oh.

You mean am ?

Meaning we shouldn’t believe every figure we see on online dashboard or that bolt app not downloaded from playstore according to mr fuckeveryday (to type dis moniker self, FEvryday ) or someone is in gbagada right now and claim USA online?

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What should I believe or not believe mbok

FuckEveryday:
Be like no be playstore you download this your own bolt app o

Hmmmm
U wan start something ...
With dis ur question

Cheddaz:
No mind bolt, I've not been too strong wanted to rest today. Na so i open app see the bonus, for my mind i say I can't miss this one. But on a second thot i said this one is too good to be true abi na JuJu? After accessing it i figured it out. Some pple fit no understand am o. I just off app arrange my medication take am relax

You off wetin?
Nooooooo you are not fit to be in this league, go and learn from the ants. Shikini 6trips dt you will get 700 naira , 300 naira trips in yaba/somolu or go lekki do 400 naira trips from one salon to make up artist on same street.

You off app ?
You not too strong today ?

Gentlelife50:
It means once you meet those requirements you must take 15k home, now this is how it works.
Assuming you complete the task and your earnings is around 8k bolt will make it up to 15k for you, they are using it to motivate lazy drivers so for you to get it means you are one of us.
Baazai let's welcome cheddaz to the famous hall of fame, he's one of you guys.

Thank you the president of lazy drivers
Let me welcome you,
Mr cheddaz you are welcome to our league.
You are doing well.
But to qualify and remain in this group you must complete the 6 trips in 4hrs , if not you will be relegated cos the laziest of us donfortune48 came 4th in the last challenge, he can’t do 6 trips in one day .

Gentlelife50:
Lol, if na u nko?
Na knock out stage we dey now so everybody don shine eyes, next thing dey will port to inDriver.

You are not nice. You mean, They will go and meet pope191 and fast finger crew, with peanut and good ratings.

Gentlelife50:
This time no need moving, everywhere is bleeding.
Just that riders are becoming smart , once it's red they start playing defense.

Riders be dribbling drivers inside surge.
Inside red hot stew for the past 15minutes but 3 request keep coming on 1.9x and riders will cancel immediately or wait for you to get close and then cancel.
No worry me self don park bus for inside the stew

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tunlapapa:
The dash money encourages drivers a lot.

It encourages lazy drivers to drive like ants.
Bolt gave me unlock 5% after 6 trips. I did 17trips in one day, me and bolt shock the next day they gave me normal 10trips 9hours online. I struggle to do 6 trips use kanu method to complete the rest.
Since then it’s been unlock 15%. Without surge and dash money lazy drivers will just be cranky, murmuring and sleeping under chevron drive shades.

AgentXxx:
Have done that.... They promise to refund half of the money in a week time

That’s strange
They should return half of the money immediately and block riders account.
Unless you reported before ending the trip.

vicdon:
The lady did a transfer since Friday last week, i did not receive alert, after taking it up with bolt, she finally sent the funds on Wednesday, she then told bolt i invaded her privacy, you know bolt na, them sharply block me Wednesday evening, i no even argue, picked my phone and called support, got unblocked yesterday sha...

By calling her on phone or how did you invade her privacy? I ve heard so many drivers blocked on bolt cos riders reported one issue.
Thank God you were unblocked sharply, some were unblocked after months.

I try to avoid riders with low ratings or i stylishly tell them, “you are so nice and cool , how come your rating is so low? I already made up my mind for a troublemaker but realized you cool. Have you had issues with drivers ? Some will feel sober and start stammering. The last one asked me if drivers rate too. I said yes ofcos, she come gentle.
No carry you werey come my side.

Apc right now ...
dis man don go cast us again.
Person wey no go school talking about education.
Prof osinbande why did you allow him to talk

Very very true.
That’s why he is taking the country back to his level of education.
How will a country succeed when the number one man didn’t finish secondary school

No be dis same Kyari dem spot for Obi cubanna mama burial.
He is well connected to the young G guys
Apc una well done

AgentXxx:
Abeg make una help me oo... I carry one rider on Tuesday in the night... His fee was 1900, the network was bad so I told him to send when his network is okay but since Tuesday, e no gree send my money and e no pick my calls or reply messages this is his number 09020991210

Have you contacted bolt ?
it’s easier and faster to block riders account than calling them out. It was like magic when you block their account

vicdon:
Bolt wahala

Pls what did you do or possibly think you did ?
This night a lady started saying I’m a different driver from what is showing on my profile. She showed me my own picture and said its not me. I laughed so hard, then I saw her stepping out of the car. My brain just rest and remembered seeing this post. I had to turn it to a joke that I’m the one oo madam pls enter and tried to convince her, before she will report and I will have to be looking for one inspection center up and down Lagos.

Some riders are just difficult

CheerfulGiverr:
Avoid driving late nights. Waste of time, and you'll be sleeping when there's surge all over Lagos. Eat well, rest well, plenty water. First few weeks will be hard, but it's what it is.

Really

northbird:
As long as it's on d app, there is always a trail. So it's only a dumbass criminal /kidnapper that will use the app to perpetrate a crime.
Heck, they have your info.

Let’s pray not to have police problems in Nigeria. If driver jappa to Ibadan or ikorodu for 6months and return to Lagos case close ooh.
They will only say the case has been reported in police station.
Unless ur rider na Fulani dey will track u down.

Labi01:
�� Thanks so much

You didn’t say thank you to me.

Okey Uber will accept 62,
I’m just joking naah.
The hustle no be here, to make money you will have to do minimum of 12 hrs everyday.
but age is all about numbers, 61 might have more balls than 31...

deedee44:
Don't mind these people, their hobby is talk, talk and talk, no action. Dem lazy pass baz001 lazy drivers

I’m not the only one on this table
See gentlelife50 , donfortune48 , frubben and frubben full the table.

I ve been trying to motivate myself to drive since 7am, started car and couldn’t see clearly, no devil is a liar. I go back house to bind devil na so I sleep go. I just woke up now. My eyes and brain sharp pa praaaa

So no be devil dey blur my eyes na sleep.
I tried sleeping round two but found out I’m in the middle of red stew.

Labi01:
Please guys I want to know if Uber or bolt can accept a 61years old man ?

Is the 61 year old a lazy drive or Ant driver ?
Is he going to be driving in Lagos ?
Is he driving is own car ?

If lazy driver no problem he can .
If driving in Lagos , 1 month is like deducting 1year from year . So if he drives for a year he will be looking 71 by December.

Na joke I dey ooo, but 61 doing bolt in lag with all dis tooth pick legged olosho and wicked law enforcement touts plus traffic.

Taste the waters first.

radautoworks:
abi? Him dey report all the married men wey him dey carry from hotel?

Hmm married men usually go to hotels with their PA’s for brief meetings or small madam to conferences. Sometimes I get confused if they go with their daughters or their small madam is their daughters age.

I dey under shade at chevron drive that one towards ebano supermarket. I ve been wondering why or how drivers park here and cross legs. So I dropped off my rider and zoomed here, maybe ants distribute strategies or the breeze here will bring millionaire riders.

I never type finish request don enter to phase 1.
I was going to ask dem what is the strategy, code or enjoyment under that shade.

Gentlelife50:
He was only trying to help a Bro, e bad?

E bite me for body small, seeing d guy loving up a lady that slept over at a man’s place but las las d guy go carry him cross.
I’m here pursuing my own 900k gross this month of July . Before Saturday 31st
And this rider is helping me.
Infront of her house, I’m coming now...
13min paid waiting inside surge she’s still coming.
By the time I end trip now she will begin to speak grammar

Pls how do you, use style to tell a guy that you just picked his babe from another guys house.

I picked this fresh buttyish looking girl with lil accent from an estate in Land bridge and a tall guy accompanied her out but didn’t get to the car. She came in looking tired but soft voice and very cool. She’s been very cool even on phone. Looks so decent damn (e dey pepper me)

Long story short immediately she got into the car she called someone and started apologizing “ I know you angry with me, I’m sorry my phone was on silent . I’m already on my way in Uber I’m so sorry.”

Got to TPPD estate on lekki conservation and she told me to pls wait she wants to change and I will take them to ologolo hmmm.
Gbam she came down with a fresh guy like yankee freshness. Na so then dey do love birds inside car , she put her head on his laps touching and all. I was trying to cut eye for the guy dt nooooo na lie but guy man no send me. I waited maybe they will kiss so I can shout and say that was how you kissed the other guy but the girl was looking at me smiling like why you dey stare.

Finally I realized they were going to house agent but of them wan move could they be thinking of marriage? So I stopped cutting the guy eye as d mumu guy no even send me.

Well I’m doing my bit here, incase the guy is on this thread, who knows but I don’t understand the way girl switch or fake emotions.

This hustle is already messing my mindset about ladies. Chaiii... wahala for who never marry