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IFSHR:
Guy make Una dey take things easy....nobody dey fight u or hate u....it's very easy to read in between the lines that he is just joking with that statement....person wey no Sabi ur face how he wan take no say u dey hide ..u self reason am na....take cold pure water my guy.....

Did I miss something?
What happened, I don’t want to believe morax101 has thesame spirit of CheerfulGiver?
CheerfulGiver we know,
Raw2 we know,
Morax101 show us your color too, did you come to continue revolution or in peace or just passing by ?

Pls let none of my post trigger any war, cos Gumi is sleeping right now, He will soon come and start his pettiness.

morax101:
This guy is a clown I swear down, you thought everyone doesn’t have a house like you? I had not for a day slept on the street since I started this hustle but it’s okay. You can reach any consensus you like. Na you sabi. Have a good day House.

show me the way to net 200k in one week naah. Sign me for your club. I want to leave lazy drivers league. No trophy since
If I can gross 200k for 2weeks dts 400k. I won’t drive again till the next month.

Gentlelife50:
Just because of that small thing you run go house?
Lazy drivers everywhere, na so u wan take see the 200k?

You too see am,
I’m trying so hard to leave that lazy driver geng
Small time frubben and co don run go house.
While ants are sleeping on the roads doing 18hrs daily. I saw them yesterday off chevron drive all of them parked together like Hausa mallams. Some in boxers and singlet Corolla and Camry full road.

I was trying to see if I could see any of the 3 highest top earners among them but they were hiding

pocohantas:
Good afternoon all,

Please why do Bolt drivers ALWAYS reject card trips? They'll prefer you transfer. Why?

Pls if you know any of them here call them out.
They are the ones allowing Lastma/ touts to be harassing drivers upandan or security guys shouting na Uber, Uber no park for there bla bla.

I’m 100% for card trip, I don’t want cash or transfer, just come down and carry you bag no need to stop. Either network is bad or call your account number again after three times, they will now say can we go to Atm or I transfer later. Msheewww

Izzou is that you using your 2nd moniker to ask questions that can trigger gbas gbos here ?



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geezyk:
Guy you be fuuuuuuul abeg

Same thing I did for one guy yesterday, Mafoluku to dolphin on 1.6 surge, baba say he no wan late, na me make I lose money abi, we're in this together my man, no Okada on the road, see me driving like mad man as road free small.

No mind them dem think say we like driving alone inside traffic. By the time I got to costain I dropped the guy to carry him wahala go but guess what I forgot to collect money cos he wanted to transfer and mopol’s and Lastma full costain. Trip ended 2,900 guy man borrowed 150 to buy bigi (like pope191).
So 2,900 + my 150 gone.

I just carry phone began to form like we both gentlemen and civil. He just said I should talk far I will get my money when he gets home.

I didn’t see alert till this morning but didn’t bother calling him again.

Unlike some Hoodlum partners who will use chief Hoodlum driver from morning till night and bone face.


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donfortune48:
You were close to a slap oh!
Thank God Madkole narrated his ordeal here. And I believe that's why you applied caution and maintained your lane.
You for don dey reason how to narrate your own slap here.

Na small remain.
My brain was whispering Fela song to me
“ wetin you dey find ? Wahala you dey find”
She was sitting beside me so I had one hand on guard.
We later got talking and she was like all drivers canceled on her. That she thought I was playing pranks too. That drivers are wicked, they won’t tell you they are not going and they won’t cancel

For my mind so after my fellow lazy drivers don frustrate you na my face you wan take revenge.

InfinityEstates:
This back and forth between you and Dru about who has the biggest Gbola is getting stale abeg. Or did anyone tell you that if you didn't reply him your name would be changed from Felicity0001 to Felicity007? Be the bigger person and ignore.

I came with piss.

And oh, if you consider this an insult and decide to come at me, I no go answer you o...

Bros you are doing well, you will be our new peacemaker, only that your last statement doesn’t look like you will not let loose the &&&& in you.
Because pope191 was a peacemaker before CheerfulGiver gave it to him raw(2) and he let loose and went wild.

My rider has vomited twice now,
She will say pls park and she will vomit,
Drink wetin you sabi dem no go gree, hang over things.

I’m just praying she can pay me and walk inside her house with her two legs. I can’t carry anybody.

emadamysy:
Honestly you always crack me up with your responses and memes . You must be comical in real life . But I have a question for this Una Hustle .
With the rate of insecurity in the country ,how do you guys feel comfortable moving strangers around . Me I would be sacred if I show at PU and 3 hefty guys are my riders , I won't go on that trip unless they would allow me search them before they enter my car . How do you guys build that confidence ?

This is a place to ease tension, I can’t allow the hustle give me HP.
It’s just God Baba, I can’t say I’m extra careful cos there are so many drivers that have been more careful than me and yet it’s girls that will stab or rob them.
I’ve heard different experiences of robbery from drivers and riders they do the same thing we do but yet still got robbed.
One of the reason I keep shouting for people not to resign cos of dashboards, the risk in driving in Lagos is high.

Just yesterday I picked a frustrated depressed lady but dressed well and makeup.
We had Little argument trying to locate her PU and I need the trip to get out of agege (destination lekki 2)
So I tried to make her comfortable cos it was 1 hr 37 mins drive. Na so babe just maintain straight face
Me: guess you don’t want to talk.
R: straight face
Me: ok I better keep my mouth shut.
R: started laughing
Me: (I just kept mute , no smile and I was looking at her hand, who knows if she’s one of the slapping driver geng.
Even when she was trying to make conversation, I still kept my distance.

Now I have added slaps to my guards

Presidency will not like this news.
No other way to generate money.
They will soon go and borrow more money,

But I thought they have jazz, anti bullets and all.
Another vice chairman is already waiting.
Touts be ruling Lagos as Fulani be ruling Nigeria
Wetin I know self.

XGhost:
But they are coding

Not really, cause it’s animal farm and not all animals are equal.
Your name should be on that list too. Small time you will cos gbas gbos

shollywendy1:
Are you for real?
I need more confirmation from pope.
BAZOO, so na you be the guy wey dey drag trip with me since

I need to add your name to that list
You should have contacted izzou CIA officer
Or are you trying to tell us that person is Pope191?

Status200788:
That bald guy Na Segun be him name, you can confirm sha. But him moniker her Na Baz001

For real another person dey use my moniker ?
Which kind cruise be this again.
You want dt Gumi to start show your face challenge ?

Well no need to shalaye.

shollywendy1:
Please, I need someone to help me identify this 2nd guy on the queue.
He has been dragging every trips with me since.
Bishop and pope , over to you.
I only want to know if the guy is among us here. I like him spirit.
My mind dey tell me say na Bazoo01, as him wan meet up his 200k a week target

That is not me ooh

I’m too a lazy a drive to drag for trips , I used inDriver twice and since then I don’t know where the app is. Uber has been disturbing to update documents since June.
I only do bolt for now

I dey eko bridge like dis rider wants to drop and take bike, I told him the bikes are robbers they will rob him on the way. That’s it’s safer we get to costain and then he can take bike.
Na me u wan leave inside traffic to be burning fuel. Baba heard robbers he gentle for car begin complain.

Status200788:
You forgot to mention Baz001 gbas gbos instigator.
Bro me I be gentle man to the core. Zombies will continue to stay relevant by craving for attention. Which to me is counter productive. My opinion, silence to some bullshit here makes the world less of an idiot in the making.

That statement up there is the reason I added your name to the list.
The statement can start another war. But we are all gentlemen no more war.



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Madkole:
I experienced one thing yestaday and I really don't know how to attend to it....this is not the first time I put smile on an aggressive rider but the one of yesterday turned the other way....I picked a rider at de heavens hotel at agungi going to surulere, I think she was raped or something because she was crying and lamenting...I tried to put a smile on her ugly face by doing my comedical thing...she was laughing at first and later ask me to shut my mouth....I tried calming her down but the next thing I heard was a very thick SLAP though she later apologize....she asked me to come into her house and take some water to show her that I have accepted her apologies....what do you expect of me as a driver....thanks

Rider slapped you ?
She said stop but you continued... I can’t stop laughing. Is it by force to make a crying lady smile ? Are you a driver or comedian ?
Majority of this ladies are frustrated esp the single or baby mama’s.

Wonderful so as I’m targeting 200k weekly I will still have time to look at faces ?

Pls did you go in and drank the water ?

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FancyDaddy:
"I READ THIS UBER 3800 Pages Overnight."


I just feel Everyone should be recognized and appreciated for being consistent for years on this platform. I spoted names of the trouble makers, the ones who likes to mention Afonjas, and region names as a typical behaviors of a clan in interesting manner. Its more interesting than many movies listed on Billboards. I read the advices from the socalled talented Mahals.

Take this, The whole thing seems like little things. But Its a world of its own. Its a hash of individual data contributions and intelligences.

Awards Ceremony Needs to be Organised tor everyone to participate. Let's set a day aside to not argue, just to celebrate each other with the love that set the whole thread up.
Charity for data members. This is just like a "1972 Basketball set", "The Magic Joghson set"
Another "Michael Jordan set"

In year 2031, 2051..2091... Kids of the future by year 3021 will still read about the heavy topics and notable names and admire their contributions.

Just like young lads who rep Nigeria at USA '94
That set are legends Kanu Nwakwo, Mikil Obi, Amokashi, Babayaro, Ipeba West, Okocha etc.

Like Now We are Legends, Everyone participating in an iconic ceremony like this is a Star. Y'all bigger than you've ever seen yourselves.

We don't need to wear the white skin to know this is a good thing. Don't let the stress of our hustles blindfold our soul celebration. No matter what we need to celebrate. Let me hand it over to Emeritus Organizers Who knows Best. I'm voting ₦ 1,000,000 for my own support for the celebration. We chould take place at 4 Point Sheraton Hotel in Lekki.

If you have ideas, advices, contributions, you can add them.
All works and no ...celebration makes a Nursery Pupils End of the year Graduation Girl a dull one.

Tagging all members The Bosses are not excluded. The Organizers would unveil Chairman of the occasion, Specially Invited Personality, from Uber ceo to Cars45, Jiji, Minister for Transport, Fintec CEOs, (when time comes).

Please lets make this a memorable events.
Once in a lifetime things.

This is the largest Thread on Nairaland, other thread members can emulate.
If Activist can pick a day for nationwide protest to make every driver park and stay at home.
We can pick a day to celebrate our existence in a cozy manner.
Thank you all.

I don confuse finish
Can somebody help me break this down to simple English and few sentences.

1. Is this post for us here or copied and pasted here ?
2. 1 million naira to Jollof?
3. We should pick a day or day already picked ?
4. The michael Jordan set and 1994 set confused me the more
5. In a nutshell pls ? ? ?

Fancydaddy you too much


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Felicity0001:
Lol... Okay sir sorry no vex I no whine u I just dey ask question na...

Meanwhile, I've decided not to read comments coming from any moniker that begins with Ra, Ch, Pe, Dr, I'll add to the list going forward... So I can catch up with the current page... And after reading to current page I'll follow oga GAZZUZZ and Izzuo them for back leave thread for the above mentioned monikers since they and their likes are for each others... After all I come to meet the thread... The owner self fit don die we don't know.

Too many toxic human being here my energy and experience is obviously not for them.

Peace.

This might be my last comment here.

No no no
Hell noooo
The Felicity001 that we know won’t leave the thread cause of Ants, unknown gunmen and Oyel Gumi. No problem we will wait for you to come back.
Even Igboho took off at the sight of unknown govt gun men, you can run to come and fight another day. We understand

By the time you catch up with the thread there would have been all round peace, hopefully.
Provided dru23, donfortune48, pope191, raw2/CheerfulGiver, pearl1910, status200788, hmmmm who else should be on this list, okay ,
Radautoworks, crvdriver, tojahh, Deedee44 and tunlapapa. Provided they look away and pretend to be gentlemen then peace will continue


Let me run, 200k is the target


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Thanks

Pearl1910:
It will not affect your main Activity Score but it may affect Campaign Acceptance and Completion rate. So do that at your own risk if chasing bonus. I have seen that many times, but I still pick it. I no wan hear stories that touch.

It didn’t affect my campaign.
It was 0% after I cancelled. It has happened twice now and I keep canceling. For me bolt is the best app right now.
The 2% was intentional according to you advise I allowed it ring out cos dis bolt surge dey sweet me I don’t want to hear stories.

Pearl1910:
You are basically asking for continuous posting of dashboard to proof he can be consistent, but when he does...all hell will break loose.

Like I said I’m indifferent about posting of dashboards cos from time immemorial one or two persons having been posting dashboards.

Now let’s look at it critically on the average how many people do you think nets 100k every week.
I’m fortunate to wake up and sleep inside surge yet can’t net 100k. Imagine drivers living outskirts of Lagos, how will dey gross 100k with curfew.
Some days I stay within my area and 3.4km 7 mins trips ends 1,600.

I will agree with you if we can allow 10 drivers post earnings every week + hours online and then we can know the average. Not one ant posting high earnings and you conclude it’s the average .

CheerfulGiver:
I came in peace. But they wanted war.

War it shall be.

You came with this Baba,

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Pearl1910:
Okay, but always resist the urge to shalaye. To avoid see finish.

Dem don already see me finish na to try and redeem small image.
But you didn’t post your dashboard during the challenge too?

I guess we all didn’t make up to 100k that week and there was no point contesting in the midst of Ants. But you helped us by including donfortune48 and other lazy drivers in the list. So next time we will be motivated to post

CheerfulGiver:
been doing it straight 3 months on bolt since I stopped uber. And was doing it on uber prior. And I live in my house.

The bolded has been the bone of contention between me and them ( pearl1910 and Kanuisagoat)
Consistent is the keyword

Well so far you have been consistent at least the 2momths dashboard you posted. Even kanuisagoat bow for you and someone hinted that you are Romeo3 and I said if you are Romeo3 then I will not argue or contest it.

So if you can continue to be consistent then you are the next Romeo3. New GOAT

Pearl1910:
Yea right... u now agree it's possible because of multiple evidence. I remember all of you that came for that 800k challenge guy last year and after seeing dashboards, u guys said it's only Oct Nov Dec it can happen, that it's not sustainable. Now people are still doing it steady in Jan Feb March April May June, u guys have changed to cost of parts and money in ur pocket. Just looking for negativity and pessimism.
My, myself and I have given up on you guys...people that are gaining are gaining.
But like I said, I now know the type of person u r, u will discourage others from reading, meanwhile u r jacking in d night.

You have confessed u have started consistently making minimum of 100k and it's on record
Can u please be kind to let the house know when exactly u started making this amount? Okay u said since u started chasing bonus and driving at night.
I just wonder what sparked this sudden change in u. Don't tell me, I know already.
I am Just trying to show u d effect of this dashboard postings.

Okay let me explain few things,
I will like to start with your question?
1. I mean 100k gross, not net. 100k is showing on my dashboard before commission and fuel. And it’s not new to gross 100k in a week. I told you how I followed farhenz to be netting 15k everyday, sleep in car and estate.

2. What motivated me to pursue bonus up and down was because I changed my shocks and bought two tyres. The money was biting my body, and I saw 17k weekly bonus with 32 trips.
So I was motivated to get d 17k and recover my shocks money.

3. I realized it’s easier to make more money at night (free road, no Lastma, riders are fast & ready, and constant surge ) so in other to complete my bonus trips, I ve earned more money so I continued to follow bonus else I will do 5 massive trips and close till next day.

Is it easy to gross 100s ? Noooooo
I don’t drive on sundays at all , I don’t drive everyday and every week cos from experience you will burn out.
You posting of dashboards is fine by only one person even during the challenge only 5 or 6 people posted dashboard. Why is this ?

pope191:
I really wish they can see from this angle, can't remember the last time I wait or sleep begging for trip, now is selecting trips, the job is getting easier as day goes by. The bone of contention now is to what limit r u willing to go and that's an individual question to answer. If may aim is to do 15k or 20k and call it a day, I see no reason why someone have to drink panadol on that.

I pity the newbies trying to rent cars and veterans trying to save up for a car and still feed their families. Cause partners will secretly increase rent and HP cos they will assume they are coding.

dru23:
I understood wetin my brother... I just dey look u .. Travellers checks or cashier check ... that boyz are doing here.. That type runs boyz my side dey do .........


U think u talking to small boy . I just kept quiet o.. Lol .........

Make I no open yash for here... You dey show travelers check or cashier check .....

Must of u think dru23 is stupid.... Make I just stay silent.....

Very very

Infact We know we don’t think

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Damn what’s happening in this forums
18 mentions
Different set of gbas gbos
I’m speechless, I can’t catch up

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dru23:
Yes I fire him ... And yes he is CEO of hoodlum drivers association

Ooh ohhh

donfortune48:
English teacher.

Your voice is too loud

The man couldn’t finish school don’t always forget that.

But why are you like this ? you and pope191 are something else aswear down



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Pearl1910:
So u Pope191, u r now saying to Net 26k a day is now a normal thing, do u know how much u will Gross to Net 26k? Praise be to God. My efforts are not in vein.

Everybody knows my stands and what I have been preaching in this forum. It has always been Net 100k (net of fuel and commission) a week is doable. If u guys didn't oppose that statement, we wouldn't have been arguing and posting Earnings just to proof it so.
So I know it is achievable and I celebrate people that are doing it. If thats ur definition of hypocrisy I gladly accept it. I wan kiss u but I no want make Dru raise flag for us

Doable but not consistent
You can not net 100k every week
You can’t net 26k everyday

It’s doable for ants that sleeps and live in cars and drive everyday but not sustainable by same ants

If you want to post dashboard post every week let’s see how consistent you net 100k every week

deedee44:
That was an illegal arrest, they have no right/power to arrest anybody

Same way Lastma shouldn’t arrest but direct traffic.
You and I know that there are some places you can’t speak English in Lagos.
Just sort yourself and go on with your hustle
They were like 8 with that their long teeth.
And all most all cars fell victim. Before one of them told that rider that they just made it one way. The funniest part was that it’s not one way for bikes