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deedee44:
He said he doesn't believe you would pay, transfer the money to someone here first then depending on the outcome of the challenge, the person will either transfer the money to him or back to you

Thank you, God bless you.
Let him bring up a neutral person and state the modalities, what i need to bring to proof the mileage, not just open ended challenge.
Engineers and forensic experts plenty here.
Or they need the car physically?

See his post as at yesterday.

dru23:
No be mileage me I dey after.. .. The guy is a fraud and I wan expose am ..... .......na bicycle he dey use do uber

emmancecute:
he has boosted it to 50k. Bro show proof and chop free 50k. Na one week target for lazy driver like me be that oooo.

That guy is a broke Ass Nigga, only to make mouth upandan. If I shake body small he will shift the goal post.
Someone that can’t afford Mobil 1 oil for his car again, will be able to part with 100$ ?
After shouting everywhere Mobil 1 or nothing.


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tunlapapa:
I like reading your posts especially the memes but you failed to add one to this.

And at the bolder, i hope you are not talking about our Bill Gates here?

Una just dey cast me anyhow
I was just talking generally not talking about our Lori iro bill gate here , always talking and making noise yet empty bank account .


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FuckEveryday:
Somewhere in Ago Palace Way as shared by a driver..

According to him, he's been in that traffic for 2hrs after dropping a rider off..Mind you, The traffic is "Inside The Water"

I no just bother to step out of the house today.
I take today as off day
Before some tiny girls will be telling you the water is not that deep.
Thanks for the update

Slickleo:
Sell dat your latest Civic with tint to d guy. As u Dy Yankee buy another send collect ur profit. Rest

Una don start ooh
Just smh and passing peacefully

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GeneralZodd:
No white man was involve in the incidence, na Yahoo boys wey go save white women pictures on their phones koba me

GeneralZodd:
Lol. Is part of this business bro, any real hustler on this Ehailing job must have been to aleast 3 different police statio.

4. Maroko Police Station again. : I picked up a Nigerian Artist based in UK in Lekki phase 1 close to Don jazzy's Mavin studio. The dude was going to Palms ShopRite Oniru. On getting to his destination he alighted and paid me. After 10mins of driving off from ShopRite, I got a call from him that his wallet is missing. I searched the nooks and crannies of the car I didn't find any wallet. I called to tell him I didn't see his wallet, I had to drive back to Palms to clarify myself. Getting there, we both searched the car again. We didn't see the wallet. He insisted we go to the station. We got there and entered there was no officer to attend to us. We drove back to his pick up location, he searched his house and found his wallet on the dinning table. 2018


I am patiently waiting for the Gist

Sorry my bad as I saw based in Uk , I thought it was an American. So the artist didn’t compensate you ? Nigerians abroad are stingy. Well I no blame them their menial job hard pass Uber driving in Lagos

Felicity0001:
Omo i just leave area F like dis since 11:48pm last night... Full gist coming soon make I reach house sleep

No wonder, I noticed you ve been quiet here.
Na God just dey save us in this hustle. Imagine I found pills stuck in the back seat during car wash. The guy thought I was the one hiding it. I just trashed it.

Come give us gist

GeneralZodd:
Lol. Is part of this business bro, any real hustler on this Ehailing job must have been to aleast 3 different police stations,

Me since I stated this work in 2015, I have been to 7 different police stations in Lagos on different offence commited knowingly and unknowingly.

1 . Ogudu police station : Driving without tinted permit in 2015. I paid fine ₦5000

2. Maroko Police station: Driving one-way at midnight due to bad road. I bailed my car for ₦10,000 with serious begging and pleading. I slept in police station to collect my car the following day. That's was 2016

3. IGando police station: I picked up G boys from ikeja going to Lasu gate, police stop us at IGando bustop, they search phones of those boys and found white women pictures and some tools they use in collecting money from client. I tried to explain to them I drive Uber, they refused to listen, Na so dem carry us go police station. Getting to the station, they compelled us to write statement. Luckily for me, one of the boys called his uncle who happened to be the Commissioner of police Lagos state. He demanded they release us with immediate effect. They freed us immediately without wasting time. That was in 2017.

4. Maroko Police Station again. : I picked up a Nigerian Artist based in UK in Lekki phase 1 close to Don jazzy's Mavin studio. The dude was going to Palms ShopRite Oniru. On getting to his destination he alighted and paid me. After 10mins of driving off from ShopRite, I got a call from him that his wallet is missing. I searched the nooks and crannies of the car I didn't find any wallet. I called to tell him I didn't see his wallet, I had to drive back to Palms to clarify myself. Getting there, we both searched the car again. We didn't see the wallet. He insisted we go to the station. We got there and entered there was no officer to attend to us. We drove back to his pick up location, he searched his house and found his wallet on the dinning table. 2018

5. Somolu Police Station: Google Map took me through one way, as I was about to exit the one way Some police men hiding for one corner jump out from no where stop me, collected the car keys, impounded my car and took my particulars and my car keys. They were threating that my car will be Auctioned for taking one way. I had to beg and beg. We sha settled at ₦8,000. This was 2019


6. Ikorodu Police Station: I took BRT lane, because I wasn't familiar with Ikorodu road network. And there was serious traffic. Task force stopped me at Majidun and ceased the car. This was the biggest fine I have ever paid. ₦35,000. Initial they were demanding for ₦90,000. That was 2019


7. Ikeja police station: This happened recently. I was coming from festac that faithful night after dropping off rider. I decided blow to empty back home, it was pass 12 and I didn't know lockdown was still on. Naso I jam police for ikeja underbridge. They stopped alot of cars and took us to the police station. They were claiming we violated Covid19 rules and they would lock us up in a cell. , But deep down in my mind I knew they were trying to shalo us. At d end everybody Paid ₦3000 to bail himself




Police matter and Ehailing business are like 5 & 6, is something one will encounter, but the most important thing is to always learn from every mistake or offence commited so it doesn't repeat again. Because sometimes the subsequent mistake or offence might cost you alot than the previous ones.


I am patiently waiting for the Gist

Baba you be veteran ooh. Respect much
But my question? How much did the white man pay you for the troubles, taking you to police station and all. ?

dru23:
I HAVE BOOSTED THE CHALLENGE TO 50K ........

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radautoworks:
Liar

Ahhh this one deep. Lori Iro things.
You must be a prophetess seeing into the future. cause I recalled in one of your post few years back, calling someone “ A liar and an idiot “. This is 2021

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Slickleo:
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Don't worry u will soon attach ur driving school certificate with the milage.

No no noooooo no add am Abeg
Na una dey pull my leg out
You guys are setting me up,
we talking about driving rules , road signs and driving school. I just made a simple comment but you don expose me.

Same way Emmancecute, Confusedworld17, and Geezyk were talking about Camry engine shorting oil, as I made my comment,
Gbam na 5 post follow with 30k challenge.

InfinityEstates:
So I picked up this girl. We had good rapport. After trip ended, as usual, "Please your account details". I gave it to her. Usually I ask if the rider has been debited, but in this case I saw when she did it and she said it was successful. Usually after transfer been successful, I ask the rider if I can call if I don't get it, but in this case I no ask.

Maybe because we were gisting sha and I felt it's just N1,100. She no go wan fall her hand because of N1,100. So I left.

Usually, after every transfer, I get credited in less than 5mins. If the person is sending from Access Bank it's immediate. 10mins I never see alert. 20mins I never see. I called her and she said she would check and call me back.

She didn't call. I called her 30mins later and she said that she's not been sent the debit alert yet but the money has left her account.

Two hours later I called her and she said I should send my account number. I did. An hour later, I called her and realized I was blocked. Tried calling several times, same thing.

I later sent a text requesting for the transfer. She said ok. I waited two more hours and called. Number busy. I tried sending a text it didn't go through. I then sent a message to Bolt.

About an hour later I was still on a trip when I saw a pop-up that I had a message from support. I couldn't read the message. Some minutes later she called that why would I report her account. That is it N1,100 that she cannot pay bla bla bla. I said "but you blocked me". She said she put her phone on "Do Not Disturb". I should unblock her account. I say no be me block you o, na Bolt. She my money, I'll message them to unblock you. She said I have to unblock her before she pays. I said you dey whyne yourself.

Till now, I never see money. At least e go give her sense and she wouldn't try that rubbish with someone else.

Bros, you mean bolt didn’t compensate you ?
Usually they will pay half of the money and block users account.

There was this rude lady who was shouting on his papa will on trip, she made transfer and said gone, jumped out, saying I’m late for meeting. No problem after 1hr I texted her she said send Acct number again the money was reversed, I did immediately, called her twice she ignored.
I was very happy to block her account for being rude not cos of d 1k.

tunlapapa:
These you mentioned are what good drivers are meant to do when driving but majority of drivers in Nigeria will know he is turning right at the end of the road but will still maintain left and turn at the late time.

There are driving instructions to follow but a large percentage of Nigerian drivers didn't go to driving school, even some driving schools do not teach the right way.

Yes on point
No mind them, I always honk and embarrass them, na fear of Lastma dey confuse dem.
But u don be monitoring spirit or CIA.

How many people truly went to driving school ?

dru23:
No be mileage me I dey after.. .. The guy is a fraud and I wan expose am ..... .......na bicycle he dey use do uber

Chai u don dey change goal post already ?


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Gharial:
'Generous'. That's the word you wanted to use

There is a difference between being rich and being generous, even though some people actually combine both attributes.

Please help me with the English
For Empty vessels that makes the loudest noise.
Like people shouting online that they are rich but bank account is empty ?
Gharial , Mama Radautoworks help
Pls guys help just simple word


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Gharial:
'Generous'. That's the word you wanted to use

There is a difference between being rich and being generous, even though some people actually combine both attributes.

Thank you Generous
Is this 100k weekly matter , e don enter my brain.

radautoworks:
How would you know? If you meet me you wouldn't know and yet there are others that look the part and don't have shishi.

EDIT: my point is listen to your brothers

That I shouldn’t do offline again ?
Okay I will listen to them but offline is sweet.
Thanks mama

radautoworks:
How would you know? If you meet me you wouldn't know and yet there are others that look the part and don't have shishi

We know by the money they give us.
I’m not talking about the rich in bank account but stingy to drivers. Talking about rich to drivers that will not negotiate or check bolt app but pay you for your time and patience, some for the company. Not some rich in bank account but poor in mind.

For example I just dropped a celeb and his manager. They were busy drinking all the way. Their driver was waiting on the other side cos they don’t want him to get stuck in traffic.
Long story short trip ended 2,300 then story of how he left all cash on the bed and manager handed me 2,300 as I was collecting it, I was giving him 200 and he collected it.
Before I picked them a lasu girl I picked gave extra 500 naira.
Now who is rich ?
The day olosho gave me 4k I was going to run out of the car.
So we know them by how much they give not how much the worth

peeps4u:
Learn from one of the best; kanuisagoat once gave his reasons for not taking offline like that and they are all valid, this is one of them.

Please don't jump at offline like that next time, especially when offered by riders

Guess d girl use jazz talk to me cos I was wondering how I no think before going.
Like everything happened like dream

Is kanuisagoat still d best thot we have one new best ?

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Felicity0001:
BAZ001 you made a dangerous move by going offline... Abeg o I like you well oh pls next time don't do that kind mistake again abeg...

Say no to offline especially at night

I can’t promise not to do offline again cos the money dey sweet if it’s a cool rich person
But I won’t do offline in d night and anytime I sense trouble cos that night I sensed it was going to be whala but God saved me

InfinityEstates:
Quick question guys. If I report that the fare for a ride was not paid and Bolt refunds half the fare (which is the usual practice these days), would the account of the rider be suspended?

Yes they will block it and send you a message

dru23:
We are still waiting for proof of that low mileage tokunbo Camry u bought o..... Shame the devil make we see ........

30k naira awaits bro ..make we see that proof of that camry that u bought. This is easy money for u .. U can't blame Buhari ..that 30k will a long way for u

https://www.nairaland.com/6619340/baz001...2007-camry-challenge

C’mon naah, 30k is too small to motivate me .
Haba not even up to 100 dollars. You no dey see dashboards? You think we are poor lazy drivers ?
When you were motivating people to post dashboards in December you did 50k
Na me u dey price 30k.
100k weekly is our target

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dru23:
Dru23 is doing the BAZ001 challenge camry........


@BAZ001 you stated a while ago that you bought a 2007 Toyota Camry direct Tokunbo with low miles from the USA.... I have asked you many times to show proof........


So I am here to motivate you bro... If you can proof that you bought that camry direct from the USA beyond a reasonable doubt .........


I AT DRU23 WILL OFFER YOU 30K NAIRA ......you complain several times how uber is tough and dashboard earnings are not what it is . This job is tough etc ......This is ur chance to make easy money.. You can do alot with 30k naira .............


This offers starts from July 24th till July 28th Monday 3pm......

Let us do it bro .............i want all the uber drivers to encourage this man to come.........


Money talks ........free giveaway.......

C’mon naah, 30k is too small to motivate me .
Haba not even up to 100 dollars. You no dey see dashboards? You think we are poor lazy drivers ?
When you were motivating people to post dashboards in December you did 50k
Na me u dey price 30k.
100k weekly is our target

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Pearl1910:
Bazz001, I still dey wait for ur story o

Hey you no dey forget something.
So I got to PU and d girl canceled and said we should do offline.
2 girls and 1 runs guy showed up, let’s go to bell’s restaurant to buy food and to hotel. He didn’t talk about how much or anything? But said we dey run an offline Abeg.
Not to bore you with long gist.
On our way we sighted police car and d girl scream give me d drugs make I hide am for my breast .
If you see d size of loud dis guy gave d girl.
My heart begin beat fast as my brain just dey say offline offline, how will u proof to police that you are not together 2 guys and 2girls.
I had to blaze off. Getting to bells only d guy got down to go buy food. I don’t know if I should call it a day or continue risking my life.
One of d girl said “so this is how moly feels, it’s my first time of taking it”
They were obviously high.
But the main reason I wanted to add d gist was because of your post.
That the job has so many sensitive and hidden scenarios that can make you hang boot on time. Yes dey finally sort me well but d risk could have landed me behind bars.
At least they were sincere unlike others hiding drugs in ur car

dru23:
Sorry.. It was not a recall. They were sued by the USA government for emission law violation and VW try to cover up and got caught .. They settle out of court for $4 billion

Toyota faced a recall and they will sue for billions of dollars.......... This is why USA foreign car specs are 1 of the best.. Things are put in place to check these car companies to comply with the law .........

There was a debate on a korean car that was sold to the Nigerian market for cheap.. I stated that car can't be compare to the USA version at all .. The person was arguing with me back and fourth....

Yes very very true, they are the best and also their oils too.
All the oils made for US market are the best
Super tech oil is the best oil right now.

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emmancecute:
This isn't fake news. My 04 bigdaddy was bought toks. If yours isn't shorting oil then mayb you're lucky or the issue as been corrected before you bought it. The 2az-fe engine is notorious for that, its also same engine that is in i4 muscle (2007-2009). If you use the car for ehailing full time, you might have to top up with 1ltr of oil weekly. I say it without mincing words.

Make una stop this naah
You mean Toyota made mistake to make some Engines to be shorting oil ?
Use normal oil una no go hear.
Keep using synthetic and be topping oil every week
You allow dt YouTube man to be confusing us here.
Don’t generalize Baba, not all Toyota’s in dt category dey short oil

Unknown gunmen dey watch , let me run to net 100k dis week

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frubben:
same thing happen to me on Saturday, from faith tabanacle to Surulere, half way into the journey rider tell me say rode don end o, but it was still reading on my app. Got to distination I end trip app off. Long story short rider said she say 3k to 5k but she transfered 6k

Bro faith tabernacle ( otta like Canaan land?)
Mehnn you no be lazy driver again. All of you will be forming lazy drivers and clearing bonuses.


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emmancecute:
He isn't remeo. Romeo has a particular writing pattern, I haven't seen it cheerful giver's post. Like in the case of fahrenz, fahrenz was clearly romeo3.

Fahrenz is Romeo3 ?
Wonders shall never end.
Funnnkkkkkkeeeeeee Apostle must hear of it.
But there is God oooh
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deedee44:
Do you know Juliet? Then you should know R.
Ask ogun.vic

If he’s truly the one then nobody can match his experience in this hustle. The guy na veteran and real GOAT. If na him then no doubting

frubben:
https:///CqvpeTj0w7bCXliOfBJ7sE


Oya ooo I don open the WhatsApp group. Let share real time update, to avoid lasma, strong hold , vio, help each other grown , share strategy together . I hail who Na bossess. @felicity @bazoo @kanuisagoat @deedee @emmacecute @mrjaydee @lagosboy @confuseworld17 @pearl1910 @generalzodd @Romeo3 @chuwaa2 @gentlelife50 @mukah1234 @IFSHR @Olayetan @donforturn

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Bros e no work, see error

Pearl1910:
It's true there is burnout in this hussle. Like everyother thing enthusiasm decreases over time, but what separates individuals is desire, drive, passion and circumstances.
Different people entered d job for different reasons, people are made-up differently and at some point in time u will meet your equilibrium or exit the biz (for whatever reason). This is a fact.
It is also a fact that there are people who have been consecutively and consistently hitting the top bar for years while another person's equilibrium is to drop down and relax, having met his target or maybe his body cannot continue at that level. So when I hear stuffs like let's see what u made 3months ago or let's see where u will be 6months from now its irritating, it's just plain irrational. What's d point of that? He can continue making high figures or not but when u choose to condescend, then u r being negative and discouraging. These are undesired attributes.
Some do the work in the interim, some to ease boredom, some to make ends meet, some to hit a target, some as side Hussle and some others have taken it as their main business. You get whatever you put into it.

The guy that won Best Driver in Lagos in Bolt mega challenge 2020 came second in 2019.
He won a brand new car. Mind u he owns his car...so don't think he was on rental that's why he was puting effort.
In 2019 he won fuel, phone and many other goodies. Do u know what it takes to win overall Best driver? Consistently??
When I saw his dashboard, I cap. [b]My point is don't think for a second this work is a spark or a dash...[/b]if u find ur rhythm u can go on and on at a high level. If u can't do it but see people doing it don't cast aspersions. Celebrate them and find ur own niche.

After reading this and all the stated facts from the chief of unknown gunmen in disguise. I had to just calm down and off my bullet proof vest and hide gun.
I hope all newbies can read this and assimilate?
I got a request 10:41 last nite and immediately I go inside d estate after rider called gate and security let me in, na so she cancel trip and called me immediately. In her words “ Oga please let’s do offline, I’m coming out” and she cut phone immediately. I sensed trouble, why offline? To continue later

frubben:
Na bazoo I wan follow contest ,lazy driver of the week




Lemme post my own motivation. If I can do it anybody can




Na as bolt take give me the bonus Na so dem go come meet am

Na true only me and you and Donfortune48 go dey d contest others go don win us from Monday. My ratings and yours dey compete already. I just met daughters of jazebels and gbam I dey 4.72* I begin dey wonder if na becos I lazy last week bolt wan ginger me or na all d 3 girls give me 1*. From 4.92 to 4.72.

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