You say

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It is well sis... We will see him by God's Grace

Flakky26:
Dear moderator, pls kindly help put it on the home page ASAP for more viewers pls. Thank you.


Missing Person - He left home at 59 shosanya avenue, ikotun ijegun. Lagos. without his phone on Wednesday evening around 6pm and he is yet to come back home. He has a little challenge with his memory. Name-Mr Tijani Adigun Adeagbo, 76years. For any Info about his whereabout, pls call 08034438232. Or take him to the nearest police station.

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my bro, dis one weak me no be small

smart n sharp comment

it is well with Nigeria

seborrhic:

It's called senility: declining brain function due to old age.
It's not compulsory that one must have it when old,but for some unknown reason,some people even in not too advanced an age come down with this debilitating condition.
Lai is clearly not a normal person.
Check this:He is comparing CNN coverage of rioters storming the US Capitol (assembly)and wanting to assassinate a sitting VP and Speaker (number 3 in secession) to peaceful protesters a thousand kilometres off the seat of government in Abuja;that even at that just blocked a toll plaza.
Is that the thought process of a normal person to u?

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DenreleDave:


I didn't criticise, check my last point..

I only said focus on getting ur life better

too much of nollywood movies............
dey probably turned u down for reasons best known to dem

its not a big deal wen u are bin turned down, life is full of varieties and choices...

we go dey alright las las

#WeGoMakeAmByGod'sGrace

DenreleDave:
My fellow guys, I know how it feels when a lady turns down your request.... I have been in your shoes before and I can tell how its hurts

Nevertheless, don't be bothered because a lady turned you down, what you should focus on is how to improve your self so that when she sees you in the next coming years, she will envy you and want a comeback with you...

Example: I have an ex that I loved so much then.. I did everything to please her and she still fvcked up later... That was 2015... But now, I can't see her naked and get erection.... She Don fat and look less beautiful than b4.....

2ndly, there is this lady I like so much during my ND days, she was in business admin, I was in banking and finance but our lecture hall is beside each other... Very beautiful and nice shape..

Today, I saw her in the bank... I think she is married and she Don fat small... I began to wonder if this is the same lady I trip for then in school.....

So guys, focus on getting better than b4... Don't feel sad bcox she turned u down.... U may see her 3 years later and thank God that u never approached her......

Note: all I'm saying is don't waste ur useful life wanting to please a lady.. Develop ursef and see ladies striving to please you.

Be wise... Focus on ur life rather than shaping ursef for a woman to accept u

too much of nollywood movies............
dey probably turned u down for reasons best known to dem

its not a big deal wen u are bin turned down, life is full of varieties and choices...

we go dey alright las las

#WeGoMakeAmByGod'sGrace


everyone with his/her

DenreleDave:
My fellow guys, I know how it feels when a lady turns down your request.... I have been in your shoes before and I can tell how its hurts

Nevertheless, don't be bothered because a lady turned you down, what you should focus on is how to improve your self so that when she sees you in the next coming years, she will envy you and want a comeback with you...

Example: I have an ex that I loved so much then.. I did everything to please her and she still fvcked up later... That was 2015... But now, I can't see her naked and get erection.... She Don fat and look less beautiful than b4.....

2ndly, there is this lady I like so much during my ND days, she was in business admin, I was in banking and finance but our lecture hall is beside each other... Very beautiful and nice shape..

Today, I saw her in the bank... I think she is married and she Don fat small... I began to wonder if this is the same lady I trip for then in school.....

So guys, focus on getting better than b4... Don't feel sad bcox she turned u down.... U may see her 3 years later and thank God that u never approached her......

Note: all I'm saying is don't waste ur useful life wanting to please a lady.. Develop ursef and see ladies striving to please you.

Be wise... Focus on ur life rather than shaping ursef for a woman to accept u

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U HARSH OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUH SERIOUSLY THEY NEED TO HEAR IT.............LOLZ
NICE ONE JAWE

bigiyaro:
hehehehe, it will feed you and your lineage till eternity.

budaatum:
Can somone please find this person one of the many threads of those who complimented their boss on whatsapp and had to start looking for another job.

one boarding student sighted

Madam koi-koi

Pink lady

Bush baby

chai!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sushieater:
Madam Koi-Koi!! Hold on small, I'm coming with the details

Jesus!!!!!!!!
Chai!!! some pple r presntly on d mountain praying to God for fruit of d womb while some dat got it without much stress r throwing dem away due to wat i dont even know sef

God av mercy!!!

Groovenaija360:
This Happened Today In Rivers State.

A young girl has just killed his twin babies after giving birth to them in Portharcourt by throwing them inside the drain in Rukpokwu Town, Elikpowodu Community precisely.

Ogbonda Godfrey Nyemovuchi Who Hails From the community shared the photos on social media and wrote:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2657978461138616&id=100007794643076

daughter-in-law and mother-in-law wahala
hmmmm!!!!!

seriously! u nid to be wise in ur sense of judgement

talk to both parties seperately n make dem see how u feel abt d whole saga

let dem know dat dey fit kill u untimely if dey no change their ways(high b p is gradually gaining entrance oooo)

it is well bro

E685:
My wife and I have been together for 8 years now, married for 5. I am 33 and she is 30. We now have our first child, a son who is just turning 1. He is everything to both of us. Before our son, our relationship was strong, although to be honest I’ve always been frustrated with my wife’s way of handling issues. I’m the kind of person who is very hard to get angry, I hear people out, and I talk out my issues. I listen to all sides and I think logically before emotionally. I seek therapy when I’m stuck. My wife is the opposite. She reacts with emotions first. She is very quick to be offended by anything. She will shut down and refuse to communicate until she has had time to process. I do all of the work resolving issues we have. I sometimes wonder if I ever stop taking the high road and work through our issues, if anything would ever resolve itself. So that being said, conflict management aside, we are happy. We are passionate, have similar interests, and make each other laugh.

Then there’s my mother. Where to begin. My mother, while seen as incredibly loving and generous to many people, is also a person who has been shut out of so many relationships in her life that I really just feel bad. My father and her are divorced. She has a genuine phobia of being left out - of gatherings, of relationships, of family. She is extremely smart and knows how to manipulate people into doing what she wants. She also widely seen as a “difficult” person. She is difficult in that she finds great offense to issues many people would not notice or care about. If she feels wronged, she will overwhelm the person who wronged her with incessant questions trying to make them feel her side until they cave in. In her closest relationships, her absolute need for the show of love and inclusion and validation cause the very people she is trying to reel closer in to push her away, a self fulfilling prophecy. My Mom, while I love her, is her own worst enemy.

Needless to say, these two, my wife and my mother, clash. At first they liked each other. The very first issue involved our wedding planning. My wife had a very clear plan for the guest list, and my mom asked for a number of her friends to be included on the list. My wife did not want that, got immediately upset and the situation blew out of control. My mom called me nonstop asking why my wife could be so cold, unwilling to see her side, or give in even an inch. My wife felt my Mom was making the wedding all about her, and could not believe she was called cold. She was “done”. My mom wasn’t paying for a cent of the wedding either so this was another offense. In the end I brokered a compromise, much to the dismay of both women. Each held the grudge for a long time.

Occasionally my mother would do something that my wife disliked, and my wife would be pissed at me for not standing up for her. Admittedly I had never stood up to my mother, I always took the time to listen to her side and find reason behind her otherwise inflammatory ways. My wife and mother had a falling out right before the wedding, and forced me to choose sides. I struggled as I found both of them to be at fault. I chose my wife and my mother hated it. Ever since, basically anything that my mother says or does, whether good or not, offends my wife. Even the most genuine attempts by my mother to reach out to my wife are smacked down. My wife has never made any effort to release the past resentment. Over the years my mother has attempted to take the high road, only to be barely acknowledged by my wife. I have always pleaded with my wife to at least pretend to like my mother. She did a bad job of pretending because my mother would always call me and ask why my wife appears to never care or never let go of past feelings. So both saw through each other, my mother would continue to act happy and loving, while my wife never would.

Anyway now our son came into the picture. He is amazing and being the first grandchild on both sides, the grandparents want to be around him every chance they can get. My mother visit every weekend. I told my wife we have to let her do this. My wife dreaded this. I told my mother that one of the weekends, we wanted her to visit on a Sunday (staying over till Monday morning) instead of a Saturday because we had plans that Saturday. In actuality the day was a birthday celebration for my father in law, being held at her parents house. She just didn’t want my mother involved in everything so she put her foot down. My mother wouldn’t take no for an answer and pulled it out of me what we were doing that day. Well she took great offense to the fact that she was not automatically invited, and couldn’t believe how cold, unChristian, and I loving my wife and her family were.

This stuff affects me greatly so of course I share with my wife, and she exclaims she is done with my mother. No longer wants to be nice or pretend, she is tired of how much my mother always wants it all to be her way and then throws out insulting and hurtful words about my wife to get her way. I get messages from my moms friends telling me how I need to see things my moms way, they would never exclude their mother this way, and that my wife is causing all of this.

And so here we are. I saw my mother the next day, and my wife removed herself from the situation by staying out for the day. It was incredibly uncomfortable. I told my mother how mad I was at her for always being so difficult and never just letting it go. I told her my real feelings about how I wished she could stop needing such inclusion and love. Her response was that she is justified in wanting to be included in everything, and that my wife has never shown her any love or effort and it was obvious, so what could she possibly do? I told her my wife is willing to work on this, perhaps in professional therapy. But in reality my wife wants no part of that and has no desire to mend anything anymore. I think she resents me for trying to mend things.

So what do I do? I’m frustrated with my mom for being difficult, always needing more and never letting things go, and saying inflammatory things when she doesn’t get her way. But I see that all she’s ever wanted was peace and love, and my wife never gave her that. I’m frustrated with my wife for getting so easily offended at everything my mother says or does, and I wish she could make any effort to see the other side and let go of such a grudge. My mother is definitely strong willed and manipulative but I think there is love there if only we could work through it. My wife is extremely assertive and refuses to let anyone wrong her twice. Both think the other has always been dead wrong, the entirety of the blame, and will never change. My wife is ok never seeing my mother again, yet my mother says she wants to let bygones be bygones and attempt to work through it.

What should I do? Forever stuck in the middle. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

twhy111:
I can't swear that I'm not going to flog my child in the future, but definitely not to the point of inflicting injuries on he/she.



But I'm quick to dash out slap ooo!
My siblings can relate

HAHAHAHAHA

i follow for dis one oooooo

aswarigad!!!!!!

kestolove95:
This two are the reason why God is not happy Nigeria

grey hairs sometimes can grow naturally on our body irrespective of one's age, my lil cousin was born with grey hairs(a small portion of his hair was grey and till date dat particular side grows grey hairs(he is now 16 years)...... some grow naturally, some as a result of stress, old age etc.. it depends sha...

igwegeorgiano:
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My cousin who clocked 25yrs old on sept 1st this year is feeling depressed because of the grey hair coming out on every part of his body most especially Hus head and beards. Being a very hairy young lad, the grey hairs has become a source if embarrassment to him so much that he looks older than his age.

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nice reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

computergeek:
Typical Nigerian egotistical male. So eager to point out unmarried mature women as the world's most serious problems. Your myopic brain didn't allow you to consider the fact that a bride can have married friends as asoebi...

HML to the lovely couple. May they stay together and enjoy fruitful years of joy.

like seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its pple like u that ur friends finds it very difficult to talk to and ends up committing suicide because u mock dem rather dan encouraging dem.

FamousMonk:
One less coward to share this country with..
Good riddance..

Hmmmmm! infact ehn......

makewetalk2:
Yoruba! yoruba! one of the worst tribes to ever come from when the going is bad for you. see how they joined the northerners to embarass and belittle their own brother. they are torturing the man. do you think that they will accept you if you join them to smite your brother's neck? haha mumu. stay there day count wetin sowore do you. after sowore you are the next. Oodua Peoples Congress is like a secondary school boy scout's alumni club.
Fela had tribulations and they killed his mother. all the yoruba people sit down in their houses like cowards and continued partying. kudirat was killed, they kept on partying. abiola was killed the party continued. fela was killed the party never stop. funsho williams was killed they brought in a new DJ. bola ige was slaughtered they brought in new sound system, obasanjo was jailed, they called Shina Peters to sing more songs.

the yorubas hate Obasanjo and they argue that he did nothing for them. but the man was in prison for years and they abandoned him. if not for the fresh apple that was given to abacha, the yoruba people would have long forgotten obasanjo. the man is looking out for himself cos he knows his people. he gave them ota farm they said it was for his own good. instead of capitalizing on the opportunities, they sit down to be spoon fed. while the igbos cash in on their chances. obasanjo made sure that awolowo was not forgotten. he renamed the university of ife to immortalize Awolowo. the same obasanjo renamed lagos airport to immortalize a northerner murtala. he made buhari what he is today. gave him opportunities and made him a minister of petroleum. it was all obasanjo a man from the western tribe. today buhari and jagaban are trying to tarnish his legacy. obansajo called a northerner Atiku as his VP and this northerner started challenging him. he gave Atiku so much freedomprominence and power . the ungrateful northerner, atiku developed beef for the man who gave him bread. it was only last year that atiku decided to make peace with obasanjo because he wanted to be a president.
on the other hand, BUhari was president in 1983. he used a yoruba man called Idiagbon as his slave. today he is using another one as a slave. compare the treatment that obasanjo gave them to the treatment that Idiagbon and osinbanjo received and you will see the difference.

the igbos have a day they remember Ojukwu. they still mention his name and refer to him in most instances. have you heard any yoruba man mention Obafemi awolowo's name? is there a day to remember him? hahahahahaha I laugh

It took me years to verify the certainty of what my father used to say' "wherever a yoruba man drops his bag, there is his home".

the northerners have been killing the other tribes of the country for almost a century. the divide between these people are supposed to be religion but it transcends beyond that. the yoruba muslims thought that they would be safe in the north on account of their faith, but they equally get slaughtered whenever there is protest. nyamiri refers to all. still they align themselves with their killers.

yoruba people, sowore is your son and the way you treat him determines the way others treat you. he did not commit a crime. he is only an activist. do not dissociate yourself from him because he is in prison. if the man becomes president tomorrow, all these brown rotten teeth claiming that he does not represent yoruba people will jump out of their stink homes to sing his praise.

as in ehn!!! i tot twas my fone ooo not until i logged on system and saw twas d same thing

taylor89:
Seun please bring back our old nairaland




This one is turning my eyes

God bless you for this reply......

F117nighthawk:


That's always the problem with u Nigerians, u never appreciate anything, u are always an Ingrate,if he beats his chest he deserves it,does your federal government have a National carrier?if Air peace hadn't volunteered do u know how long it would have taken for these Nigerians to have returned home? The man deserves to be highly commended for this,even the president o f the acclaimed number one country the US has boasted severally on some of his achievements to his country

nice!!!

GLeesMODEL:
Actress Juliet Ibrahim To Host Official Launch Of Her Book Titled " A Toast To Life" Today

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According to the Author, Actress Juliet Ibrahim, the launching ceremony of the book, "A Toast To Life", will be inspiring, educative, encouraging and significantly resourceful, especially with book reviews and insights into her creative intellectual work.

With her influence in showbiz across African nations, as well as humanitarian works and otherwise, her launch ceremony would in no doubt record the presence of distinguished persons as representations from different sectors, which includes showbiz, humanity, movie industry etc.

Some Abuja residents are already reacting on their comparative interest to guest and support the delightful Actress. Most of them made this reaction via comments on the verified instagram page of Actress Juliet Ibrahim in post she uploaded few days ago, it reads, "i will love to invite everyone andy Abuja friends to a funfilled launch ceremony of my book, "A Toast To Life".

The official Launch in Lagos edition did record massive success, with regards to personalities, supports and partners who guested the ceremony with their distinguished presence. She is firmly optimistic that the 23rd August Abuja edition will also be amazingly impressive.

So sorry for the great loss dear! it is well

luvme0702:
My parents. Both dead.

nice reply bro....

simonlee:

that ugly fat toad's feet has stepped on grounds your extended family have not seen....and will probably not see if you don't stop shaming people for who they are!

i pray dat u wont find ursef in a very ugly situation where all hope is lost

UceeGod:
He just found an excuse to do what had bedeviled his mind. A rational mind can't just commit suicide for such a flimsy reason.

this is wickedness of the highest order!!!!