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Politics / Re: FG Prepares To Takeover Lagos-ibadan Road Re-development by Beaf: 8:49pm On Jul 28, 2012
sheyguy: FG to take over . . .
If i may ask from who exactly? To the best of my knowledge roads linking state capitals are Federal road. I think the this a cheap attempt to rubbish ACN dominated state government.

How bro? Does ACN own Bicourtney Limited? Any paranoia is misplaced.

The Minister is simply saying that Bicourtney has underperformed and is being shoved into the long grass, while the FG takes over directly. I believe the Bicourtney nonsense came about only because the Late President Yar Adua was ill.
Politics / Re: Don’t crucify me for my son’s sins, says Bamanga Tukur. Quotes Bible by Beaf: 8:40pm On Jul 28, 2012
nigeriaisgods: my friend, the young Tukur is well educated and capable of running any business as he has been doing from a very young age., The truth is that corruption is so endemic in Nigeria that the most straight forward person will get entangled. Most marketers don"t have much choice than to do what they have done because they are made to pay heavily for their import allocation. so tell me how do you expect them to cover up their margin.Ask any marketer they will tell you that madam petroleum minister, through her against in government collect millions of Dollars before you can get allocation. Have you wondered why kerosene that is allocated at N40.90 Ex VAT is resold for as high as N110 Ex depot in Lagos and yet government can"t do anything about it? Its because marketers are made to pay heavily for it, in turn have to sell much higher to cover up for this extra expenses, they also have to factor other cost such as overhead cost, throughput, operational cost and various rent seekers.

If this Probe is done Justly my friend GEJ will be removed from office and all past head of states will as well will run from this country. The Navy,customs, DPR, PPPRA, Debt Management office (DMO),CBN and all commercial Banks are all involved.
Its very deep my friends, if u are in the business i can promise you with the blood flowing in me that your name will be on this list. TRUST ME

The bolded is the only truth in your post, but thats still something. Cracking the petroleum mafia is not a thing for small boys or frontal attack, because those guys own the country, they own the jails, the judiciary, customs etc... Every damn thing that moves.

This is the time for us to back GEJ, because he is on a hard and lonely crusade; he has been on it right from when he laid his Precidency on the line to remove the subsidy which is the biggest vehicle for eye the "legal" theft of eye wateringly colossal sums from the nations wallet.

As for DPR and PPRA that you mentioned, GEJ ordered them scrapped just a couple of days ago. Things are happening, bro: http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/54560-govt-scraps-dpr-pppra.html
Politics / Re: Don’t crucify me for my son’s sins, says Bamanga Tukur. Quotes Bible by Beaf: 8:27pm On Jul 28, 2012
Delafruita:
it is the height of ignorance to attempt to compare misdemeanours to outright corruption.so you mean little girls exposing titties and cooches should attract the same penalty as grown men robbing our country blind.dude,you're seriously getting more delusional as the days go by.bamanga tukur has been active in government for decades.he is a founding member of peedeepee and even donated wadata plaza to the party.you then expect that his son(the one that isnt a senator) will not make use of the father's influence to steal from us in the guise of executing contracts for NNPC or PPPRA.i am certain that a critical analysis of the company's profile will reveal tukur snr as a stakeholder in eterna.
besides,we all know thia "prosecution" will end the way others ended.what happened to bankole,kalu,igbinedion,ndume etc?all na action film

Ok bruv, go and steal and ask your dad to take the punishment.
Politics / Re: FG Begins Payment Of Oil Marketers by Beaf: 8:20pm On Jul 28, 2012
raystanley: MUMU, BEFORE YOU COMMENT. NUPENG (Petroleum worker) ARE THE SAME AS OIL MARKETERS.

Lol! So NUPENG has been getting oil subsidies from under Ijora bridge? shocked shocked shocked
Chineke me! Ajugbu! Broda Okon come e! grin grin grin

Unu go let laf make Tunde wife born monkey o! grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Don’t Destabilise Nigeria, Group Cautions ACN by Beaf: 8:09pm On Jul 28, 2012
Nayah: Really hope that this Chritsmas massacre will not happen again cry
God bless Africa, Nigeria

Beautiful Nayah! Long time no see!
Hope its all good?
Politics / Re: Don’t Destabilise Nigeria, Group Cautions ACN by Beaf: 7:56pm On Jul 28, 2012
dedeike:

grin grin finally, their real identities are coming to fore. This man is P.R.O of NURTW.
Mr PRO, everybody in Nigeria knows that your group is peopled by touts and thugs with little or no form of education. It is evident in the way your organization is run. The mode of selecting your leaders is through fighting and brigandage. Your activities violate all known rules of civility.

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Apt.
Bullseye.
Politics / Re: Don’t Destabilise Nigeria, Group Cautions ACN by Beaf: 7:52pm On Jul 28, 2012
Pataki:

You really need to be wary of your choice of words with me. I get the jibe you are trying to make with comparing ACN with NURTW.

While NURTW may have their negative vices, I need remind you that this union is a group of Nigerians who work hard for their living. To try and disparage them as lowly set of people from the gutter is nothing but blatant stupidity from you. You truly need to grow a functional brain and stop stuffing yourself with that otueke cassava bread.

Impeachment proceedings is a healthy process in any democratic society. You and your hungry Otunba need to get your Retardeen working as he is supposed to. If budget implementation is not fully undertaken by September 18, Retardeen should expect an impeachment proceeding enacted against him. How unhealthy is that in a nation where nothing is working at the moment? SIMPLES. cool

Like I said, bro, you and your primitive approach remind me of NURTW. I've got a pic below of an NURTW rampage through Lagos.
It is expected that you would call the Otumba a "hungry man" rather than tackle his argument, because crude agricultural methods are all that NURTW operatives can provide. They lack the critical thinking skills, grace, manners and social skills to engage in an argument like civilised beings, they would rather carry sticks to fight, rob "enemies" at night or haul childish insults like ill-bred urchins. You are what you are.

Stop destabilising the country.

All hail ACN! Party of choice for NURTW!

Politics / Re: FG Begins Payment Of Oil Marketers by Beaf: 7:39pm On Jul 28, 2012
Pataki:

Please shut it. Hypocritical tool telling me to attend to topic, when you are grossly in the error of shouting SaharaReporters down anytime they produce the truth about this clueless administration, and leaving the message they have brought forth. Did you tell your fellow laptop squad to address the topic when he posted his claptrap which I addressed? And you pathetic lame bunch will start screaming of internet intimidation. cheesy

@topic
We have been down this road before. Nothing new with this clueless administration. The untouchable, mafia-like petroleum sector is not being reformed. Recycled balderdash when we known the government of the day is nothing but CORRUPTION empowered. Witnessing anything otherwise is like a dream, lets all dig in to ensure that the same recycled malady does not continue to prevail.

For every step forward the country takes, you and your fellow enemies of progress are always there to insult, lie and defraud.
What human is unhappy with the fact that reforms are going on except those dulled into abnormality by the needs of their thieving pockets? Who else camouflages in verbal and intellectual undergrowth to side with the fuel subsidy rogues?

Dude, no matter how red-eyed, desperate and uncivilised you and your stone throwing crowd act, Nigeria will stick to its reform trajectory like a freight train glued to rails.
If it takes a penny or two from your glutonous pockets, all the better for the long suffering common man. You can stand up and bellow all you wish like a castrated gorilla, we only percieve it as the whinning of an errant mosquito. Nigeria belongs to the people and the people are taking it back. Period. cool
Politics / Re: Ndi Igbo For 2015(pix) by Beaf: 7:28pm On Jul 28, 2012
Anyim, Rochas and Ngige are the A list.
Politics / Re: Don’t Destabilise Nigeria, Group Cautions ACN by Beaf: 5:57pm On Jul 28, 2012
Pataki:

Seeking relevance? cheesy And yet the Retardeen of a president came all the way from Abuja to Edo state thinking he could win for his party. But got really dealt with by ACN. Surely, that otueke cassava bread is working wonders on your brain.

This sort of uncultured, braindead outburst is the very thing ACN is being cautioned about by civilised people like Otunba Bayo Adeleke.

ACN, party of choice for NURTW.
Politics / Re: FG Begins Payment Of Oil Marketers by Beaf: 5:53pm On Jul 28, 2012
Pataki:

What an irony. cheesy A certified illiterate yapping about understanding of simple written English.

Nairaland has surely got it all! cheesy

Please, attend to the topic, not to people.
What useful contribution do you have (if any), sir?

@topic
It is great to see the untouchable, mafia-like petroleum sector being reformed at last; no payment without verification. Witnessing current events is like a dream, lets all dig in to ensure that the current actions come to fruition.
Politics / Re: FG Begins Payment Of Oil Marketers by Beaf: 5:33pm On Jul 28, 2012
ola4yinka: This is fraud !...they just want it to really appear like there's subsidy after sponsoring the said marketers to threaten to go on strike if they are not paid....shioooor !

Bruv, no fall my hand like dis, abeg!

The importers who claim subsidies are very different from NUPENG, which consists of the tanker drivers you see under Ijora bridge and the tanker owners. It was NUPENG that threatened to go on strike, and (just to re-iterate) they have nothing to with subsidies.
Politics / Re: Don’t Destabilise Nigeria, Group Cautions ACN by Beaf: 5:24pm On Jul 28, 2012
Chyz*:


Lets not bring up thief talking with the wahala that Patience has been doing with our money. $50 mill though? Are you serious?!

Whatever.

Gbajabia sontin is a thief who will be dealt with.
Nairaland / General / Re: Who's The Origianal Beaf? by Beaf: 5:21pm On Jul 28, 2012
Pataki: One is an arselicker of anything GEJ.

The other is a purveyor of truth.

I'll respond to a small winsh like you with this (die if you like):

Beaf:

Chei! Odi very painful!

...Always strongly and unbiasedly repping for progress, from camp GEJ. We pop out the eyes of all counterfeits.

Kind regards (with Fresh Air! cool)

[size=14pt]The only battle tested, logic deliver'n, metal chomp'n, stup!dity heal'n, bullet melt'n, woman luv'n Beaf. grin
GEJ is da man.[/size]

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Nairaland / General / Re: Who's The Origianal Beaf? by Beaf: 5:17pm On Jul 28, 2012
I'm so good that some desperately wanna be me. Lol!
OP, there are quite a few more counterfeit Beaf's. They come and go as the seasons pass.
All they want is an autograph from me.

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Sports / Re: Mario Balotelli’s Mum Is A Cleaner by Beaf: 5:07pm On Jul 28, 2012
She is even lucky that Balotelli has visited her 3 times. Phucking bastard. The witch never even went to look for her son until he became a big footballer, then she and her bastard husband suddenly popped up from the bushes to claim parenthood. Phuck them, he doesn't even answer their name. angry
How can anyone basically throw their child away?

Let her be very content with cleaning and scrubbing other peoples faecal matter.
Politics / Re: Don’t Destabilise Nigeria, Group Cautions ACN by Beaf: 5:01pm On Jul 28, 2012
ACN is simply seeking relevance.
They should simply watch and see how their attack dog, the thief Gbajabia etc will be dealt with.
Politics / Re: Don’t crucify me for my son’s sins, says Bamanga Tukur. Quotes Bible by Beaf: 4:51pm On Jul 28, 2012
mathskill:
In a sane country Bamanga Tukur will first of all resign his appointment as PDP chairmman and then counsel his son to return the ill gotten wealth back to government coffers.civil society groups will organize the boycot of products sold by his oil company to press home the point zero tolerance to corruption.As it is this is Nigeria,all the actors will go home unpunished,thier loot safely tucked away in foreign accounts,no one will be held accountable.

You are right that Bamangar Tukur should have adviced his son, but how do you know he didn't? It is quite strange that his case escalated so far, maybe the boy is stubborn. Whatever it is, he is an adult who should answer for his sins.
Dragging his dad into the matter is as ridiculous as saying his dad should pay the refund if the boy is found guilty or even do the jail term instead if matters really get bad for the boy.

We Nigerians are fond of talking about some mythical "sane country," only to pull out fantastic allusions that have little bearing on the realities we witness from those "saner climes" day-in, day-out. No one is saying we do not need to improve our national moral scales, but some of us use that as a thinly veiled camouflage to aim at enemies, which is sad. In those "sane countries" nobody visits the sins of one adult on the other.
Here are some posers:

When Rudy Giuliani's daughter was caught shoplifting, the man did not resign.
Did Ronald Reagan resign after his daughter posed nu'de in playboy magazine during his presidential campaign? No, he went on and won the election.
Here she is (there are worse pics on the net, by the way) -



Did George Bush resign after his daughter pulled of her panties in public and gave the paparazzi an eyeful of her prized "jewels" only a few months into his presidency? shocked
No, he didn't.

Read more such stories here:
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-16-most-shameful-politician_s-daughters/robert-wabash
Sports / Re: Formula One Gee-Spot 2012 by Beaf: 4:24pm On Jul 28, 2012
montelik:

Class assignment. Spot d difference, all d drivers u mentioned have driven for more than one team (at least 3), except one.
*hint=Lewis*.

yet u claim he can "make any piece of metal go at respectable speed". Please show our workings, actual results no supposition.

All you need do is check how good the McLaren has been through the seasons, if its been a [b]dog [/b]or stallion. Aside from Lewis first two seasons, the car was poor, yet in all seasons but last, Lewis has been phenomenal. He beat a double world champ in his rookie season, who else on the grid has proven to be better than Alonso in the same kit? Need I say more?

Lewis was dubbed el phenomenon by the Italian press, and he bloody well is. cool
Politics / Re: David Mark Calls For Control Of Social Media by Beaf: 4:03pm On Jul 28, 2012
texazzpete:

The US SS will not haul in anyone for making derogatory statements about Obama. There's a reason why Palin can easily call Obama a 'socialist' and a 'failed president', there's a reason why the congressman that called Obama a 'liar' on TV was not arrested or 'investigated'. All the scorn he got was for showing disrespect to the office of the President of the US.

When the Dixie Chicks lambasted President Bush on British soil, they were not arrested or probed. There was public backlash and loads of death threats from 'patriotic Americans', so much so that even the FBI were protecting them at a point.


There's no point twisting facts just to support your devotion to President GEJ.

Don't you think it is quite stup!d to call raw evidence "twisting" facts? Are you saying that none of the events I gave as examples occurred in the US? That would make you a liar.

I have provided evidence of two encounters on behalf of the US govt between the secret services and teenagers so far and I can provide enough further evidence to create a topic on its own, by the way.

Nobody is saying you cannot use hard and tough words; all I am saying is that people should not make threats, commit or solicit crimes, spread false rumours that threaten national security, make treasonous statements etc. I'm sure it doesn't require common sense to see reason with that, freedom of speech is quite different from impunity. If the security services are unleashed on subversives, who or what is gonna save you?

Also, do not hound others on the internet (like the clown called OAM4J). Every adult knows what is offensive and when they have crossed criminal bounds. I fully expect one or two NLers to be dealt with as things are, and nobody will know or hear about it.
Politics / Re: Don’t crucify me for my son’s sins, says Bamanga Tukur. Quotes Bible by Beaf: 3:43pm On Jul 28, 2012
ANY-PEN :
Well, no one is asking for your head. ofcourse, its not constitutional that you take responsibility of your matured son's misdeeds but it is morally right that your name is mentioned & mentioned clearly.

This question is very important in yoruba land no matter how old you are "omo baba ta ni onse?" cause history is well cherished here.

Your son is simply a thief because you taught him how to steal directly or indirectly......live with that fact.

Don't be smallminded bruv, your ethnic group is not Nigeria no matter what point you are trying to make.
Politics / Re: Don’t crucify me for my son’s sins, says Bamanga Tukur. Quotes Bible by Beaf: 3:36pm On Jul 28, 2012
Beaf!:
Why are these criminals laughing? even the EFCC guy is smiling. Phucking ediats!
You are fooling yourselves.

You should be the one feeling like a fool for impersonating me. Is your d.i.c.k that tiny?

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Politics / Re: Don’t crucify me for my son’s sins, says Bamanga Tukur. Quotes Bible by Beaf: 3:34pm On Jul 28, 2012
Bamangar Tukurs defense is in order, let his son defend himself.

I demand just one thing from the people. Let us burn the phucking place down if these trials do not produce the required results. cool
I have always believed in GEJ and it is beginning to pay of big, lets get behind him, cos he can't do it alone.

Fresh Air! cool
Politics / Re: Your Expectations From The Trial Of The Subsidy Fraud Suspects by Beaf: 3:08pm On Jul 28, 2012
Gabriel_sylar: what is their offence?is it a crime to steal stolen money...or to waste wasted resources....or to cheat a cheat....or to steal from a thief.....abegggggg let us not allow cheap distractions from GEJ and his action movie.....mschewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Don't you have any shame or morality? If I was close enough to you, it would have been a certainty that right at this moment some really hefty and motivated youth would have been forcefully rearranging your dentition and reconfiguring your bones with well aimed punches and wicked dropkicks. angry angry angry

You are not even ashamed to own up to being a thief; even more sickening, you think it is right to steal the money for the future of your own kids.

Nobody will miss your type, so if you don't like the trial, drink otapiapia or hang yourself. I can buy the rope if you are broke.

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Politics / Re: PDP Asks Femi Gbajabiamila To Resign by Beaf: 2:55pm On Jul 28, 2012
ibsmooth: PDP can't stop but make me laugh,they knew he had this,you allowed him into your party and occupied such position until impeachment notice was served to their president,it suffice.Useless people and party.Your days are numbered,2015 around the corner.Infact,bodies will be exhumed in some cases because those that has caused hardship on Nigerians will suffer when the peoples' government come to be.The law will catch up with them

[size=14pt]The thief, Gbajabia etc is an ACN member![/size] angry
Therefore, it is no surprise that he is on the run from the US, just like Tinubu, his boss, ACN leader, drug baron and serial forger. Of course, like Tinubu too, he changed his name and changed his address from the US in something of a desperate hurry.

ACN, party of choice for NURTW.
Sports / Re: Formula One Gee-Spot 2012 by Beaf: 2:42pm On Jul 28, 2012
baby-boy:


Personally Button and Vettel are 2 different driver with 2 different driving style, Vettel driving style is similar to Nigel Mansell who wants to go fast round bends that's why the RB7 was designed for corners and not straight line speed, Button is like a poor-man's Alain Prost smooth driving trying to save tires that's why Button happy to stay behind and wait for a mistake to occur...

No, I'm not saying their driving styles are the same; its more like their driving needs being in the same category. Both Button and Vettel cannot drive cars with drifty back ends, but for different reasons (Vettel likes to go into corners fast and a skating back end doesn't help there; Jenson is afraid to stray from the conservative, predictable race line), they aren't naturally gifted like Lewis, Alonso, Kimi etc who can make any piece of metal go at respectable speed. Cars need to be designed to the strengths of Button and Vettel for them to excel.
Sports / Re: Formula One Gee-Spot 2012 by Beaf: 2:12pm On Jul 28, 2012
Grosjean is really turning out to be a revelation this year!
Nice one from Lewis.
Programming / Re: Are Mini Laptops Good For Programming? by Beaf: 7:42pm On Jul 27, 2012
dammytosh:

Shocked that a mini laptop is not recommended for serious programming ? shocked Are u kidding me shocked ?

If i may ask what scale of application are u talking about here. How are u managing crazy resolution changes on client side ?

From many of the posts here, its almost like some of us have only been exposed to html/css and have no clue what stresses an IT course will throw at a workstation.
I have Visual Studio 2010 installed on 1.5GB ram machine (the base specs recommend 2GB, or 1GB bare minimum) and I know how much I curse and swear each time it chucks up unintelligible errors for which there are no saviours from google. If not for experience, I wouldn't know the issues were memory related.

Except for good reason (and to avoid premature wrinkles), all programming should be done on a well speced machine.
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Rebut's Allegations Of Financial Impropriety by Beaf: 7:30pm On Jul 27, 2012
Demdem:

Exactly and he has just won my heart. Never even knew he existed before now. How I wish the retardeen can also come out and clean about his wife money laundering case the efcc had against here when they were in bayelsa. Instead of doing that, he will unleash his attack dogs.
Am convinced Gbaja has nothing to hide.

Maybe not until we learn that "Mr Gbaja," the thief actually spent time in prison or some similar dark secret.
Gbajabia teg is a thief who must be skinned alive. Period.
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Rebut's Allegations Of Financial Impropriety by Beaf: 7:13pm On Jul 27, 2012
Gbajabia etc is a thief who is about to learn lessons from the school of hard knocks.
Politics / Re: PDP Asks Femi Gbajabiamila To Resign by Beaf: 7:08pm On Jul 27, 2012
Billyonaire:
The question is; Who isn't a thief in the House of Reps ?

That is the salient question.

I really pity Nigeria in the hands of those guys. It is weird how we only concern ourselves with governorship and Presidential elections, forgetting that our reps and even LG's could be of life and death important to citizen or country.

Imagine a thief like Gbajabia etc actually attempting to overturn the wishes of the majority and impeach the President. embarassed
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Rebut's Allegations Of Financial Impropriety by Beaf: 6:56pm On Jul 27, 2012
bayooooooo:
Femi Gbajabiamila understands the rules of managing scandal. Tell it all, tell it fast, tell the truth all at once. He has a good political future.

Quite clearly, you are in love with thieves and scumbags.

Sickening.

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