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Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 12:24am On Jul 30, 2012
babestella: Who is this beaf, please I need good suya here on NL oooooooo. I can see that Nigeria has a long way to go if we could still have people who come on forum like this to tell Nigerians that they don't have a right to life or much so vent their displeasure on bad policies, policies which puts the cart always before the horse. abeg, where is my 'beaf' suya?

Please the 40 laptop gurus identify yourselves, after all this is demo-crazy ooooo

Nobody says you cannot vent your frustrations, what civilised folk are saying is that it should be done within the law. That is surely not difficult to understand.

Vent your frustration without sedition, subversion or crime. That is simple enough, bro.

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Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 12:21am On Jul 30, 2012
kingoflag:

My friend sharrap dia, and go have a picnic with your cohorts in the middle of the Belt Parkway during rush hour. From $35,000 he reduced it to $30,000 you're here talking trash.

Why don't You disprove that he doesn't eat $30,000/day meals?

You have been challenged for proof, yet all you can do is restate your Sahara Reporters rumours and lies.
Don't you guy's have honour? Why should a grown man lie?

Proof is what we demand, sir. Not rumours, lies and innuendo. cool
The Nigerian budget is not a secret document, rather it is availble on the web.

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Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 12:17am On Jul 30, 2012
antitpiah:

[size=28pt]BEAF IS AN UNBIASED, DISPASSIONATE, HONEST POSTER[/size]

Thanks, bro.
oyb knows it, but has been bribed to lie and insult those with opposing views.

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Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 12:13am On Jul 30, 2012
oyb:

my my my, is that the best you can do to my solid proof that

BEAF IS AN UNREPENTANT LIAR AND HYPOCRITE

what cesspit were you raised in ?

Just to shut you up...
Desperate, attention seeking, gutter bred clown, here is proof that I praise Fashola and detest your NURTW type:

Beaf:
Imagine a zoo without a keeper?! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
With thugs like Aregbesola freely slapping all comers and Tinubu's area boys pelting the Gani Fawehinmi's for daring to seek and order mandamus to investigate Tinubu's whereabouts between 1982 and 1989? More than that, to investigate his Toronto certificate!

Without the gentleman, Fashola, ACN would be a veritable madhouse where thugs roam freely, abuse bystanders and commentators, and lynch babies.

Just imagine a legal al qaeda!


https://www.nairaland.com/793621/imagine-acn-without-fashola#9453754

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Politics / Re: List Of Tinubu/buhari/el-rufai Paid Agents On Nairaland Finally Released. by Beaf: 12:05am On Jul 30, 2012
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Oyb, NL's resident windup fool.
Just wind the key and the fool starts entertaining all day long.

Bro, you are recklessly stup!d!
Couldn't your thieving paymasters find anybody better than you to pay? Someone who is at least less of an malformed monkey?
I guess in the house of thieves and drug barons any monkey will do.

Oyb has sold his soul, loved ones and future to be a propaganda tool for crime and backwardness.
How much did they pay you to lie, kill and steal? angry

Fools must always act like fools sha!
All hail fools! grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 11:58pm On Jul 29, 2012
Eziachi:
I am sure Ms Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck are in Guantanamo Bay now because of daily Obama insult recipe. This is the kind of stuff you should be telling your illiterate uncles in the village not for medium like this, its embarrassing to the least.

There is no need name dropping while rambling on a tangent you created yourself. Please face the arguments I've raised and stop posting crap I never mentioned. Thanks.
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 11:55pm On Jul 29, 2012
@oyb
Have I not been saying that you people are gutter bred? Your posts are proof. lol!
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 11:50pm On Jul 29, 2012
TrueNaijaguy:

Food for who? Only himself? Pls go and read d budget.

Read? Lol!
I really don't think dayokanu can read.
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 11:49pm On Jul 29, 2012
Biggyd2:

Enjoy Beaf! On your own , dear.

Tell the youth here the real reason why you don't want to tell us the functions of your LG boss and governor.

I put it to you that you know their constitutional functions, but are here obfuscating and leading a shameful insult o'rgy because you are a politician who has interests in hiding the truth from the people.

Dude, tell us the constitutional duties of your LG boss and governor so the younger ones here can learn. We are tired of living in a World of lies.

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Politics / Re: List Of Tinubu/buhari/el-rufai Paid Agents On Nairaland Finally Released. by Beaf: 11:37pm On Jul 29, 2012
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I didn't remove the pic. Its exactly what you are, bro. Lol!
We all know you are a mod (who can remove pics) and afraid to play level, because my punches be like witchcraft! grin grin grin grin grin

Okon! Come see sontin! grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 11:29pm On Jul 29, 2012
Biggyd2:

I am not going to repeat myself again, dear. Go do what I told you already. And Pass our message to your oga, ok. I will not come down to your insult level, thanks.

Lolzz! I haven't insulted you anywhere, I have only accused you of ignorance.
Just admit that you are ignorant of the functions of your LG boss and governor. You don't need to feel shame, bro, we are here to teach, teach, teach. grin

Please, prove that you are not ignorant by telling us the constitutional functions of your LG boss and governor.
Politics / Re: List Of Tinubu/buhari/el-rufai Paid Agents On Nairaland Finally Released. by Beaf: 11:23pm On Jul 29, 2012
wesley80: Seems the latest fad is to announce you're being 'stalked',i learnt it immediately confers on you celebrity status when you announce you're being 'stalked'. Even cockroach dey claim being 'stalked' by humans. Wetin we no go hear? E remain sheet to claim being 'stalked' by flies! Lmao
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 11:10pm On Jul 29, 2012
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I'll say again, read through your post for the next ten years for a single truthful point.
After you have failed, you will confess to me why my conclusion that you and your gang are gutter bred is spot on. cool

Biggyd2:

Just like I thought, insult is all you do. I will pass. And like I said before your opinion is of NO consequence to me. Thanks again, but no thanks. But you could get a copy of the constitution and read up the duties of a president or let your oga be aware that their are promises he made to Nigerians that they want him to keep. Let the president do his bit and see if the other levels of government will not follow. I thought that there is a saying that "a leader leads by example". Let it start from the top!

Bro, I said your position is based on ignorance. How is the truth an insult?

I will ask you again to prove that you are not ignorant by telling us the constitutional functions of your LG boss and governor.
Surely that can't be difficult? No?
Politics / Re: Don’t Destabilise Nigeria, Group Cautions ACN by Beaf: 11:07pm On Jul 29, 2012
Eko Ile:

What's your zombie laptop reference number?

[size=14pt]Yours is LASTMA![/size]
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 11:02pm On Jul 29, 2012
DerMeister: PDP govs are the majority in this country and most of them are useless and were selected by we all know who! That's why Edo kicked out pdp for Oshiomhole, SW will never vote for pdp...you need to remove your head from gej's a.rs-e and learn the duties of a real competent president and stop defending that cretin!

If you are from the SW, why are you bothered about governors from other states? Baffling stuff!
Just tell us what you think the duties of your governor and LG boss are, I really don't care if they are ACN, PDP, CPC, ANPP etc.

Just prove to us that you are not ignorant of their constitutional functions. cool

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Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:59pm On Jul 29, 2012
Biggyd2:

No my dear, I will not be drawn into your arguments. They make no sense to me. Schizophrenia is a very bad disease sha.

You wouldn't join me in argument, because your position is based on ignorance, thats the shameful truth. Admit it.
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:57pm On Jul 29, 2012
kingoflag:

You wouldn't report Jack sh*it because I have no reason to insult my darling President Barack Obama. grin

Besides, they wouldn't list to you because not only are you Nigerian and their first thought would be that you're trying to scam them or sell Drugs to them, they'd also sympathize with my state of anger.

If however, I had a grouse with Obama, Id wait till he had his next TownHall meeting and I'll go State my mind. If I feel my voice won't be heard, I'll heckle him until he listens to me. Thats the beauty of freedom. Thats the beauty of the First Amendment. Thats the beauty of knowing your rights and Knowing that the President is the servant of the people and not the other way around!

Obama won't gobble up $30,000/day meals while 97% of us are unemployed and live of $2/day. Did you see how Obama aged in record time just because 8% of Americans were jobless?! 8 freaking percent and Barack went from a boyish looking man to looking his age.

So, before you start comparing that retard in charge of Nigeria to the genius sitting in the White House, think twice. . . no, in fact, think thrice because nothing screams IDIOCY like comparing comparing intellect with dullness; they shouldn't even be in the same sentence.

Lying, shivering, coward.
Politics / Re: “wake Up To Your Responsibilities!” Niger Delta Group Tells Jonathan by Beaf: 10:55pm On Jul 29, 2012
OYINBOGOJU:

Niger-Deltans sold their souls and development the moment they agreed to be be bribed by PDP led cabals.

If they need any development then let them hold NDDC responsible rather than shedding crocodile tears on the front page of the media.

I know you see the country though an ethnically bigoted prism. Its usual with ACN/NURTW fascist types.
I'm sure the Niger Deltans are happy with their political choices and do not need the help of jealous outsiders to tell them what to think.

One good piece of advice bro, healthy minds see Nigerian's as one.
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:50pm On Jul 29, 2012
Biggyd2:

Beaf dear, I AM SO AFRAID!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked. Since they don't know what the trouble with the country is, they should come and pick me. And they say we are not under a maximum leader!

Maximum leader? I thought GEJ was described by the winsh population as weak just a couple of months ago? Please make up your minds.
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:48pm On Jul 29, 2012
monkeyleg: @Beaf,
OShare, Mavo. How now? e be like say jungle don tough again. wetin dem talk say goddy do again? this people no go let am rest, but bros dey phuck-up sha. Anyway Mercy don get belle, you late oh grin

Abeg, keep your weak leg for one side bo! Mercy get belle! No be you promise an fail?
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:46pm On Jul 29, 2012
DerMeister: Look at nigga spouting rubbish, is it not the same president/party who selects useless governors (who by the way don't know what the word governor means)... and then you ask people: do you know what a governor's duty is or a LG boss's duty is? Are they not "gifted" to us by the same hapless president as favours for political thuggery or something equally nefarious...

How can there be meaningful progress?

So, the President "selected" the ANPP governors of Yobe and Borno, the ACN governors in the SW, APGA governors in the SE etc?
See why I can confidently declare that you people are ignorant?

In your own interest, go and learn the duties of your LG boss and governor (except you are driven by ethnic bigotry to blame far off parties for local events).

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Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:42pm On Jul 29, 2012
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You are an American with no connections to Nigeria, so let fools follow you. I dare you to say that about Obama, though.
If you as much as try it, I promise you will be locked up by the relevant agancies, cos I will report it. Deal? cool
Politics / Re: List Of Tinubu/buhari/el-rufai Paid Agents On Nairaland Finally Released. by Beaf: 10:39pm On Jul 29, 2012
wesley80: Seems the latest fad is to announce you're being 'stalked',i learnt it immediately confers on you celebrity status when you announce you're being 'stalked'. Even cockroach dey claim being 'stalked' by humans. Wetin we no go hear? E remain sheet to claim being 'stalked' by flies! Lmao

Unu go wound pesin o!
Poor oyb, NL's main fool! A man inspired by egunje to sell his loved ones; to love boko haram, Farouk, Gbajabia etc, so long as they are against GEJ. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:34pm On Jul 29, 2012
Biggyd2: Mehn, see as fear don day grip us for NL!!! shocked shocked shocked Na today? They have also been sent to hunt us abi? Oya make den come arrest all of us. we dey wait. If na to arrest bh now, SSS go pee for bodi.

Dude, if SSS picks you up, do you think NL will ever know?
You are funny!

Like I pointed out in the early pages of this thread, when the US picks people up for spouting on the web or by email, they keep it discrete and away from prying eyes. I imagine that is the way it will go if you were to be picked up, all done silently. cool

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Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:30pm On Jul 29, 2012
kingoflag:

What if I say things like :

HOPEFULLY, A MILITARY COUP HAPPENS IN NIGERIA SOONEST AND ALL THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS, INCLUDING THOSE WHO WERE COLLEGE PROFESSORS NOW TURNED BILLIONAIRES (THAT CANT ACCOUNT FOR THEIR STUPENDOUS WEALTH) , ARE ALL TIED TO A STAKE AND EXECUTED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITHIN 72HRS. . . .

You think somehow the SSS will come after me? undecided

Yes, they will. You are an adult, its your call, its your mouth and it will be the loss of your own freedom.
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:28pm On Jul 29, 2012
thomason:

Bros, but you do insult Aregbesola, Tinubu and other ACN governors. Why is insulting Goodluck now a problem? shocked shocked

I don't insult, bro. I speak with evidence (eg that Tinubu is a drug baron).
By the way, I regularly praise Fashola.
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:25pm On Jul 29, 2012
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Listen to yourself and tell me if I didn't conclude rightly that those who gather to insult the President are gutter bred.

deandavid: are u high? Wat will b gej's job then, if he cnt provide light, security, good transport system, quality education, dn he shuld resign. Y shuld i pay tax, d 1 i have been payin wat happend to dm? Whr is abacha's returnd loots, y shouldn't he fast a day and use dat mney to do sumtin 4 nigerians, i say u dy mad. If i dy wit u f2f, i 4 don press ur neck.

Aside from electricity, the other things are the function of your LG boss and state governor, so shut the phuck up and read the constitution.
Ignorance is an embarrassing thing. embarassed

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Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:22pm On Jul 29, 2012
oladayo042:
One day, Sarah Pane will walk up to my laptop and shut it down. grin grin grin

Nobody will shut down your computer, bro. But if you say things like, "I will kill GEJ," or "up boko haram," then the SSS has every right to deal with you quietly.

And please, I emphasise the word "quietly."
Because thats how such things are done. People would notice that you either no longer log on or have become very civilised and well mannered. Those guys know a trick or two about how to persuade people to act right. Its the way reeducation is done the World over, away from prying eyes, the press and social media.

Comment all you like, but do not threaten national security or demean the nation.
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:15pm On Jul 29, 2012
Ok, mai pipo!
Ayam goying to simplify di kueshion! grin

Does anyone here think that the only duty of their state governors and LG boss is to share awuf money?
Can anyone tell us why private enterprise helps mere cities like Bueunos Aire's generate more money than the entire Nigeria?

Something is terribly wrong with the Nigerian psyche and its something that spilled over from too many years of being frog jumped by military rulers.
Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by Beaf: 10:10pm On Jul 29, 2012
MacLovington: .

Since our so-called leaders don't want to listen to citizens' concerns (Sarah Pain here calling genuine grieviances insults), they will be shocked one day when things suddenly spiral out of control. When citizens get a chance to vent their spleen. Libya and Syria will be a child's play.
All those money they loot will be to no avail. They will become fugitives.

Mubarak never thought such a day would come.

Dude, you are free to vent your feelings anytime you wish. I don't think anybody really gives a damn.
Just make sure you understand when you are being used (like the id!ots that were used in El Rufai, Tinubu and Farouks #Occupy "revolution"wink.

Without doubt, Nigerians are suffering tremendously. But do we really understand why we are suffering? And have we really put cogent thoughts together to plan a way out? What help will senseless insults and wasted energy render?
Some of us have asked repeatedly what people understand the responsibilities of their LG's and state govts, but everyone seems too shy to take up the challenge. I wonder why?

If a citizen does not know the responsibilities of their LG and state govts, what right do they have to insult others, instead of themselves?

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Politics / Re: “wake Up To Your Responsibilities!” Niger Delta Group Tells Jonathan by Beaf: 9:56pm On Jul 29, 2012
Another thread by red-eyed bigots.
Niger Delta people this, Niger Delta people that.

ACN goons feel that minorities are easy to pick on. Afterall, their party is is founded on ethnic bigotry and fascism.

Despicable.

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