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Katsumoto: Do you realize how silly this post is?

1. This is the internet; you could be chatting with anyone
2. Success is relative; you clearly think you are successful but you may be an uneducated church rat when compared with some other posters
3. Business owners are not the only stakeholders and neither are they the most important stakeholders
4. Carpenters, hawkers, tailors, etc. are all business owners; it is plausible that you manage a couple of hawkers in your portfolio
5. You wanted a definition of clueless and I oblige you

You will do well not to make assumptions when engaging others on an anonymous forum; you may just open yourself to ridicule.

Simply answer his questions, bro. We are sick and tired of hearing the same old repeated vagaries.

[quote author=israel ben-zion]Personally, I think this post settles it. I try to pride myself in being at the centre, because Beaf and Co on d extreme right make no sense watsoever and only bring more enmity to d govt wit their statements. They ar not even good spinners: just wannabe PR image-cleaners wit no success.
On the other hand, those who find it deepy satisfying to bash GEJ even for thir dog's poo are also extreme and d game is not only stale but has robbed any objective and constructive views they wud hv had of any credibility. They simply over-over-over-do it. And it is clear that it is borne out of hatred, why, for d life of me, I can't teell.

So d best option is urs. Perfect. If it were llike this, there wudnt b much rancour. There wudnt b dis feeling of sworn-enmity and parallelism of opinions.
But dem go ever gree? It wud seem as if one side has 'won' if any shifted grounds. Well, for me, I try hard to present a balanced view.[/quote]Dude, it is the extreme positions of the opposition that makes us up the steps beyond their reach. I'm happy to take a much less attacking posture, but not when the red-eyed, desperate opposition see's raw hatred, boko haram, deaths of innocents, lies and fraud as ready political tools.
When armed robbers visit with matchets, it is the sane thing to respond with an AK, even better, with a rocket launcher.

As always, the red-eyed will lose.

I have no apologies.
If you anybody is smallminded enough to hate the govt, because I solidly defend it, then they are immature.

Eziachi: Maybe I am clueless if that the point, but if I am to run my business the same way Jonathan is running Nigeria, few people that depended on my performance will call me clueless without doubt.
Unless the meaning of that word has changed TOO.

You never hesitate to mention your business a few times too many.
Coupled with the fact that you are in an area dominated by whites and Asians, its almost certain you are one of those blacks who would have been nothing until they married a white woman with an inheritance in the UK.

You are evidently clueless.

We don't care about your business, give us hard facts and figures for your anti-GEJ stance, just like [b]dedeike [/b]is doing for his pro-GEJ viewpoint; or keep schtum. We are tired of hearing the same vagiries mouthed over and over like they are from Goebbels gerbils.

[quote author=ANY-PEN ]Is it with his father's money he constructed the roads? He shouldn't have constructed anything nah!
Abi this country no still dey neck deep in debt ni?
We are saying there's is a lot of looting & misappropriation of resources in his government! There is enormous wastage & he is there pretending not to know because he is the primary beneficiary, still he worsen the burdens of the already worst kind of life the masses live each day.

May we see the end of this man, his followers & his evil plans even before 2015. AMEN!!![/quote]I don't know what words to use to call this post daft, but bro, it really is daft in jaw-dropping ways.

It is posts like this that make you wonder at some Nigerians. Under GEJ, about every secret avenue by which money has been siphoned away from the national wallet since independence has been exposed. That goes from fuel subsidies to the reps "constituency projects" they seriously pad all budgets with for untracable theft (and for which they threatened GEJ with impeachment just last week) etc.

Your post is as ridiculous and wicked as accusing a man who reports an armed robbery of being a suspect.
It only makes you seem either of poor judgement or dishonest and desperate.

werepeLeri: You support someone, I support someone, but why do you see my support for GEJ as an offence? Why does it bother you? Why do you cry and sob and call people who support GEJ names? It beats me how a sane person will see people's support for GEJ as an offence. Why? Sometimes I just laugh it off as a product of a deranged soul. Why do you think like a lizard like that?

My brother, they are simply expressing their low self esteem and the thuggish DNA that runs through ACN. What morals are to be expected from the followers when the ACN boss is a drug baron and serial forger?

Like leader, like follower. All NURTW.

Their attitude is a stark admission of their moral and intellectual inferiority.

I forecast the scenario quite accurately yesterday (quote below). When will Sahara Reporters stop lying for blood money?

Beaf: By the way, as is usual with Sahara Reporters, we will soon find that the entire story is a lie and the Ontario have simply fled the country for fear of Kirikiri.

Anyone wanna bet?

https://www.nairaland.com/1001087/subsidy-probe-suspects-warn-gej/4#11581964

Bawss1: ^^ Luke Angel's ban from the US was as a result of sending an insulting email to the white house. It was not for making abusive remarks on any social media. . .unless you consider email as social media.

Dude, if you research a bit, you'll find out that groups on facebook, twitter etc are under watch from US secret services. I don't doubt that NL is to, so I pity those who live in the US but think NL is a no mans land where they can let dangerous degrees of venom fly. They just might be secretly investigated and when funny things start happening (eg getting sacked and arrested for all sorts of minor issues), they will think God is punishing them in a far away land. lol!

Lets just be cool with the way we do things. Here's another story from the US about a kid who took his homework "too far:"

Jarvis had assigned her senior civics and economics class "to take photographs to illustrate their rights in the Bill of Rights," she says. One student "had taken a photo of George Bush out of a magazine and tacked the picture to a wall with a red thumb tack through his head. Then he made a thumb's-down sign with his own hand next to the President's picture, and he had a photo taken of that, and he pasted it on a poster."

According to Jarvis, the student, who remains anonymous, was just doing his assignment, illustrating the right to dissent. But over at the Kitty Hawk Wal-Mart, where the student took his film to be developed, this right is evidently suspect.

An employee in that Wal-Mart photo department called the Kitty Hawk police on the student. And the Kitty Hawk police turned the matter over to the Secret Service. On Tuesday, September 20, the Secret Service came to Currituck High.

"At 1:35, the student came to me and told me that the Secret Service had taken his poster," Jarvis says. "I didn't believe him at first. But they had come into my room when I wasn't there and had taken his poster, which was in a stack with all the others."

http://www.alternet.org/story/26503/civics_student...or_enemy_of_america

ayobase: Calling ur president a pr!ck is different from voicing out.
U have said it ''lets be civil and be truthful''
U also wouldnt keep mute when there is something wrong with OUR government!

'Name' calling is simply prohibited!
They should respect themselves also!
Respect is earned!

I haven't said you cannot do name calling, but there should be limits. For example, as much as I deslike ACN, I wouldn't call an ACN man a thief or drug baron without evidence. That is simple balance.

What I find most despicable is the sort of disturbing behaviour many put out on the internet. It is anything from hateful lying to a penchant for rejoicing each time there is a boko haram bomb; as if life has been cheapened by their need to get one against the President.

While people like you are civil and well adjusted, there are many others who make daily threats against the President and praise boko haram.
Many things said here on NL and places like facebook are security threats that should be taken very seriously. Here are two examples; one even tells us to watch out for suicide bombings after GEJ won, at the time he seemed mad, but today its happening:

CyberG: Why not!? Jonaclueless doesn't give a damn about the bastard Nigerians who voted or help rig him into power! Until the foolish president is killed or removed AND Nigerians vote competent and proven leadership, most Nigerians will remain sufferheads. I just hope the countries Nigerians like to run to after voting in useless Jonabastard [/b]will just shut their borders so you can enjoy your fresh air!

https://www.nairaland.com/987116/naira-falls-crude-oil-price/1#11398633

gadogado: nobody would complain had there been true fair elections. They rigged the north and you're trying to make northerners your slaves when we outnumber you. Nigeria has always worked with a delicate social balance where yorubas control the formal economy such as banking, igbos control the rest of the economy and the north controls national political life. Now you're getting greedy, you want to have the north no have anything, [b]the country will burn to ashes before we let that happen. it will not happen. We eill not be bloody slaves.!!! Id rather die than be a southerners slave. watch for suicide bombings and all out war. Better the army comes in and maybe they can conduct fair elections without manipulation and disenfranchisement of northerners.

https://www.nairaland.com/649295/goodluck-b.astard-not-run-nigeria#8154881

Gbawe: keep watching buddy. We will see who has overestimated their touted strenght within a Nigeria where the stomach, and not enduring principles, is king today. Boko Haram has been butchering Nigerians from all walks of life so far. What has been the reaction of those who vacuously make noise about their 'powermen' strenght on the net? Where was the immediate burning of Mosques after the Christmas attack to indicate a readiness for t.i.t-for-tat and we-wont-take-it-lying-down people like you tout?

Right now, the "owners of Nigeria" will do and undo , plus give the lead, while all Nigeria will follow as is the case so far !!! Many of you don't seem to understand that events on the ground has overtaken the history you so much hold on to and assume other share feverishly , as dogmatic mantra, with you.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-837167.0.html#msg9883217

Vigilante: Sorry I don't get it. Is calling POTUS a Pr!ck threat to his person and office? Or the guy said something else?

The boy only called Obama a pr*ck. That was enough for the US to id him all the way in the UK and get the UK police to go visit him, take his pic and explain calmly to him that he was banned from the US for life.

That dude was only 17 at the time. Little more than a child.

omar22: I wont put Vettel in that category....

Vettel had a driving style and Andrian Newey designed the perfect car for him (RB7) that had the EBD not fast but extremely quick round corners and extremely high down force...

A driver should be rounded. There is no difference between Button and Vettel in that regard, both have rigid driving styles, whereas the real hot shots like Kimi, Alonso and Lewis can drive anything and drive it fast. Grosjean and Perez are tops among the younger drivers.
Without Andrian Newey being there to tailor a car specifically to Vettels style, he would just have been another driver in another old team, just another Maldonado, always crashing while doing routine stuff like overtaking others (his Webber crash not included in the vids).

Special cars gifted Button and Vettel their WDC's.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHDTefmirJo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt87VZZzdd8

The most useless WDC's in living memory:

1. Jacques Villeneuve
2. Jenson Button
3. Sebastian Vettel

Living memory is defined as the last 15 - 20 years.

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[size=36pt]Tunde Bakare is a false prophet.[/size]

@topic

The NASS is a real burden on Nigeria, but the country is too fragmented to even fight back now that there is a President willing to eyeball them and cut off the so-called "constituency projects" that they pad the budget with every year (plain stealing). When the reps threatened to impeach GEJ over that point, animals like multiply (who is here wishing Okonjo Iwealah dies in her sleep) were the ones egging them on. Talk of crass stup!dity!

mutiply: WTF,d next time ngozi will open her mouth to say dat naija is broke,she will die in her sleep.if she cannot swim wit dem,resign or fight for d masses

You just talk like you have no home training.

If she has been fighting for you, don't you realise that you have only cursed yourself?
99% of Nigeria's problems stem from the ordinary Nigerian. In all my travels, I have never ever come across a single country where the people are even a tenth as wicked and unprincipled as the average Nigerian.

Dude, even when people are fighting for you, you are too unprincipled, uncultured, and savage to realise; your thought processes are too base, animalistic and instinctive to grasp the kernel.

Its a pity that Nigeria is cursed with so many feral beings.

Gbawe: Shameless ashewo and stalker, please face your front and stop mentioning Gbawe up and down. You are the most shameless and most disgraced Nairalander existing. Those who have been here longer than 6 months know your demented modus operandi and there really is no point giving this your latest tirade any more credibility than the many rabid utterances in the past you were eventually disgraced and discredited over.

Real men live and die by their conviction. Instead a worthless cad like you crawl around on your belly after spamming this forum silly with jargon that seems distinctly typical of insanity. You are always here still speaking sycophantically after you have been discredited so many times as an unrepentant azzlicker who credits GEJ with far more morality than our highly corrupt President can ever possesses

"Dokpesi is heading to jail" is typical of your insane rants you spammed this forum with only for your messiah to actually present him with a job in his campaign team. Do you want me to show cringe-worthy rants where you talked about the "solid evidence" that "proved Dokpesi guilty beyond doubt"? Do you want your many acts of idiocy and discredited utterances revisited?

Dude, just shut up and wait to be discredited as usual. You became the biggest fraud on this forum because many have seen your personal wretchedness with how you back the most corrupt in the land only to be hypocritically ranting against perceived opponents of GEJ like a fool. You can fool 'newbies' with this your shameless act , even as it is now really old and pathetic, but those who been hear for more than a year know you are a shameless tramp and absolute filth.

How can a man talk so much? Especially when it is an old man above 60 like you? Disgraceful.

Cut the long stories short, you useless thieving old man.
It shouldn't take you so many words to tell us why you are in support of the of the fuel cabal now that they are being tried in court. Is it because they are thieves like you?
Sir; we, your childrens mates want to know.

Next thing, you will start lying and telling us like a love struck teenager how boko haram has "stomach." Grey hair is sacred, sir.

By the way, as is usual with Sahara Reporters, we will soon find that the entire story is a lie and the Ontario have simply fled the country for fear of Kirikiri.

Anyone wanna bet?

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]How do you not get that it is not about supporting the so called cabal or being against the prosecution of the offenders. It is the fact that the offenders can boldly mention the PRESIDENT'S name like he is just another run of the mill crime partner.

And the fact that Mr. President was very hesitant about admitting there was indeed a Cabal does not paint a good picture.

The President should be above reproach or is that too much to ask? (Here's the part where the apologist start their show and tell on which president was corrupt before GEJ's turn. . .as if that makes it okay)[/quote]This is just desperate clutching at straws.
If I were to mention your name as a subsidy swindler, would that make you guilty? Even worse, if I mention your name, should that make the gutter rise up and begin echoing? Much worse still, should that make "moral agents" begin to side with the cabal against Nigeria's interests and the interests of their own kids? It is strange for anyone to wish that the trial of the subsidy rogues should be shelved for such a flimsy non-event.

Your argument is simply finding excuses to make yet more excuses for the oppositions lax morals and stunning acrobatic displays of dishonesty.

kingoflag: You bloody Imbe*cile, shut the Fu*ck up! What Secret Services will haunt him for life? You must think the United States Law Enforcement Agents are like your Undertrained, underfed illiterate bulldogs that haunt ppl for speaking their minds.

You always talk like a fool, because thats what you are (or maybe you simply lack upbringing or weren't loved as a kid).
Why not threaten Obama on the internet and see how far?

It is the policy of the US secret services to keep threat investigations secret. So you might simply disappear one quiet day.
http://www.justice.gov/usao/eousa/foia_reading_room/usam/title9/65mcrm.htm

Fool.

okeyxyz: Just use your normal laptop & it will serve you perfectly. though it's possible to manage a mini-laptop for programming, but you'd need to be more technically savy to do that. I have both a full 15-inch laptop and a net-book but i rarely touch the full laptop, i use the netbook for everyday programming because i know how to maximize it's use. eg: I replaced it's original 1-gig ram with 2-gig, i don't use any fancy IDE on it, just notepad++ and it serves me for all the programming i ever want. I browse with google chrome or opera(don't touch IE & safari. occasionally firefox ) So using a netbook will mean using very light loads on it.

Bruv, this isn't practical. I doubt that he will be using notepad++ for his course or have much leeway in choice of IDE to instal. His school will most likely impose super heavyweight stuff like eclipse and Visual Studio.

Lol! What a hilarious thread!

Ayam late, but hai will leafe mai yown list!

Gbawe: pick pocket
Dayokanu: vulcaniser
OAM4J: NURTW
Sagamite: LASTMA
Tpia: *****
Alj haram: kunu seller
Beaf: Heavyweight Boxing Champ.

Gbawe: Everything about Nigeria has to have a 'different' dimension. Even our sycophants have to be ultra-shameless in comparison to others. Is it today GEJ has been rubbishing you dulla.rds who are always making a "messiah" out of a corrupt opportunist with a wretched history of mediocrity and dullness? Who got punished when Aondoakaa and co held Nigeria to ransom and did things as terrible as forging Yar Adua's signature? Where is Edevbie today when he should be in jail for running documents up and down , between Nigeria and Saudi Arabia, for the purpose of 'obtaining' the "signature" of Yar Adua that allowed looting to go on? We hear Aondoakaa is even a covert operator for GEJ today. The problem with you fools is that you think you can bask in the belief that most Nigerians are not politically sophisticated as a 'loophole' to be exploited for your clueless and corrupt messiah. Many Nigerians have virtually no skills merging the past with the present to accurately predict the future. They are easy prey for shameless fools like you.

Here, on Nairaland, the master sycophant and his co-travellers have displayed absolute shamelessness that would have make even Satan blush. "Dokpesi and IBB are heading for jail", "Tinubu is going down for years", "the Teslim Folarin acquital is not final", "GEJ is reforming the PDP", "GEJ will not allow the legislative gangsterism of Gbenga daniel to stand", "GEJ is ready to send halliburton culprits to jail", etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

What ridiculous tales have we not heard from your shameless minions only for the opposite, consistently, to become reality? I.e "superman" GEJ actually frolicking with and empowering those you fools shouted he will "take down"?

Let us see how this will play out. Those who are new here can indulge you fools and continue this nonsense of discussing a non-issue of which the conclusion is certain - given the many disgraceful examples of corruption and misconduct 'winning', under GEJ, that sentimental, sycophantic and politically gauche Nigerians are happy to ignore. I have seen mo.ro.nic GEJ sycophants disgraced far too many times on this forum to take your olodo talk seriously. It is always more enjoyable to let events play out and make big fools of you unrepentant and morally bankrupt dullar.ds who keep licking the azz of a leader disgraced many times as a poster child of corruption and a great pal and 'enabler' of the most corrupt in the land.

Gbawe, you have really become very small indeed! What a pity!
You cannot even contribute sensibly to any topic these days without sounding like an agbero.

Take this good advise; learn to apply critical thinking to your posts and attack the topic, instead of going on foolishly about psychophants, laptops and other childish drivel. When you aren't doing that, you are telling shameless lies (eg O-Power).
You sound almost crazy these days, man!

Pathetic.

Sadly, there is a lot of truth in what David Mark is saying.
Presenting robust opposition is a completely different thing from sedition, lies, false rumours, slander and other forms of lawlessness.

Right here on NL, we even have mods like OAM4J who take their unethical and irresponsible behaviour to common sense defying levels that can only be described as stup!d. In my opinion, a couple of people need to learn a legal lesson or two.

Ask the foolish London teenager (Luke Angel) that called Obama a pr*ck in an email after one too many beers. All the way in the UK, the police popped round, took his picture and explained to him that he was banned from the US for LIFE. At 17!
You can imagine that secret services will be on his tail for life and he now has no future.

https://images.dailytech.com/nimage/16632_Luke_Angel.jpg

US security services regularly haul in people who make demeaning or threatening statements on the web for questioning (or more). The Nigerian constitution is tailored after the US one, so why not do the same thing?

Lets just be civil and truthful.

I'm just wondering, if these opposition folk don't spread lies and rumours will they die?
The level of desperation is shocking.

Mystery!

taharqa: 2nd questn, u guys shld pardon me plz, i just want to kw: wasn't d NOICE,on NL nd oda forums, bout d allegatn dat GEJ will NEVER prosecute d oil thiefs(i mean sm ppl vowed wit dier lives); now dat d prosecutn has startd(they were finali arraignd tday) d new STORY nd Noice has changd?

Dude, that is how you know people without morals.

When a political party is led by a drug baron and forger like Tinubu, there is precious little in way of morality to be expected from his party members.
Its like they do not realise that they would be more convincing if they were just a little civilised.

We expect a million different stories from that lot.

[quote author=na_joke]Let me answer ur dumbas$ b4 I go to bed
1.see kettle calling pot black
2.Bros there is no smoke without fire and moreover why shld I,I am not a member of the 40 laptop crew [/quote]I now see why you do not know how to edit your posts; your IQ is too damn low!

Only a child or stup!d adult makes accusations they cannot substantiate. "There is no smoke without fire?" So rumours in Nigeria are true? Sorry bro, but you are really daft.
You would be best discussing with meat sellers and sundry rat catchers at iya Bintans akara and ogi roadside spot.

Sleep well.

Twitter has been phucked from the beginning for having poor architecture, using slow programming languages/frameworks and generally harnessing fuckry. Every dog and cat knows this.
"The best" my foot!
Twitter is a lesson on how not to use the easiest routes/languages and how not to make architecture so rigid that mistakes are taking years to correct.

Please tell another story, Twitter didn't begin having issues yesterday.

Call us when google, Amazon, MSDN etc fall over.

[quote author=na_joke]Guy,the above statement is why I always ask if u r normal at all
...u keep and always paint ur boss as a saint who has never done anything wrong,you make him look like a pope..u describe him as if he is God,na wah o

Amyways,we r patiently waiting to see who will go to jail(If any) for this fuel subsidy scandal[/quote]You people just keep making noise.

Firstly, GEJ is not my boss, please face the topic. I detest dishonest people who try to label others instead of marshalling their own points (quite clearly, you had none).
Secondly, why don't you protest that those people carry out their threat? Of course, GEJ is not a god or a man without fault, but if you know GEJ's stain, why not publish it in the press?

Going around the place spreading rumours and talking carelessly is not a good sign, bro.

Those who have problems with the prosecutions are ACN folk.
They were shocked to see Bamangar Tukurs son in court, but his offense is minute compared to the likes of Oando who import more than 40% of our PMS and are implicated in the scam. Unlike with Farouks fake list, Oando and other big importers are implicated this time.
The arraigning of Bamangar Tukurs son should tell the World that no one is too big. If Tinubu will go down or feel pressure, so what?

“It is not [true] that they [Representatives] are not making any sense,” he admitted. “It is not also [untrue] that the President is making error that requires impeachment. At times we gloat [over] these things, but the party has set up machineries to look into all the grievances of the members of the National Assembly and what is the position of the President.”

OP, e be like say you and English get problem! Lol!

I hereby translate the above quote into pidgin English for your consumption:

Di reps get right to ask di kueshion when dem de ask. But to talk say any agro dem get wit GEJ fit make dem threaten impeachment? Usai! Dat one na big lie! If di reps get any quarell wit GEJ, e beta make dem talk to PDP, den PDP go approach di President for dem.

CyberG: Like lemmings, the accursed bastards and their chief Retardeen Jonathan Fishbrainluck should be utterly crushed and hung on a stake. Who did not know that this useless piece of shit Jonathan is just an asswipe?? It is high time that patriotic Nigerians take him down 6 feet under accompanied by the useless 40 laptop man squad!

So you want to kill GEJ because your father is a subsidy guy on trial?

[quote author=israel ben-zion]No, He may punish u first. Now, d guy might be doin tins contrary to d way people expect, but he is still ur elder and ur President for that mata.
Even d Bible says we should rebuke our elders wit respect.
How dare u call God's punishment upon ur temporal head?[/quote]Dude, if you have such morals, why do you behave so badly and talk so carelessly all the time?
Please keep this up, it is possible to oppose and appear very constructive, civilised and intelligent as happens in other countries.

keep it up, bro.