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samkoro: There are genuine reasons that prove you are the more re.tarded one.

1)GEJ is smarter than you,thus he could be president and you are not.

2)Progress is being made by prosecuting offenders and you are barking like a dog rather than applaud.Which means your medula oblangata cannot recognise when progress or failure starts and when to praise or criticise.

3)You are a frustrated ingrate

4)You do not respect people older than you

5)You are calling your president retarden,which means you do not know you are blind cos in the land of the blind,one eyed man is the leader.

[size=36pt]6)You call your president RETARDEN ;which is exactly your fathers name and you first name.[/size]

Mumu

Choi! Agbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Okon!

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Swagger no be limping o!
Born smart, intelligent and bloody good looking. In the daytime, we beat fools up intellectually; in the night, we sleep with their women.

Red-eye!

How could anyone have been so daft that they created a thread like this? This is real comedy!
To all foolish people who are so desperate that they feel the need to label others who are just too much for them...

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Jambsupport: Tnks Seun u unban me but ma ish wit werepeleri wznt a fight na haha. Anwaz tnks mod 4 putin dz on frontpage. I personali knw 2 of dem dem veri well tru d offiz dey work 4 in d govt (Beaf & D-Explorer) i'll post ma evidnce against dez dolt pple

You know me? Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Next thing, you will claim to have once been my girlfriend!

Listen, if you want to have brains, eat well, exercise regularly. Foods like banana's and stuff that contains omega3 are good for the brain.
I don't know what other advise to give aside that lack of nutrients makes people come across as inexorably stup!d.

My dear, its always best to put forward your argument in any issue than to appear a [b]loser [/b]and fool who is trying to coerce opinions by labelling those who are smarter than you.

You had better buy the most powerful laptop your money can stretch to. Nuff said.

Lol! Red-eye is a very bad disease... 'In short, let us get a thief on the run from the US (Gbajabia etc) to "fight for the people" and raise a motion to impeach GEJ, to which Farouk will answer, "aye!"'
Now they even wish to control our thoughts on a free forum like NL. Wonders!

You beat people fair and square both intellectually and morally, then they turn round to sling mud and say you were paid to be both more intelligent and of higher moral standing than them! Thugs will always be thugs.
The red-eye brigade is funny and primitive almost to destructive proportions.

Comedy!

Will all winshes please stand up?

omola: I think its better we relax and watch as the scenerio unfolds rather than peddlling all this baseless and unfounded allegations,I am very sure that at the end of the day,it is the ordinary citizens of this country that would be better off

Thank you. Nigerians have sadly become people who are easily distracted by silly rumours; its a terrible state of affairs.
Whoever is going down for defrauding the country will go down, it is best for us to side against the fraudsters and not entertain any diversionery stories they put out. Fortunately there is no #Occupy for them to sponsor and hijack this time (with loss of innocent life), its just them in one corner of the boxing ring and Kirikiri in the other.

John Kuffor is alive.

--Beaf drags the OP to a corner... Drills his hairy jaw with a staccato of bad straight jabs and wicked uppercuts--

Imagine only 21 people stealing almost 400 billion! This is just the first batch, there are still a 100+ more of bastards to be hauled to court, if they and their flock of bats like, let them scream whatever inanities they wish from the rooftops; it won't change a thing. The bastards are all phucking off to jail.

What was Farouks total again? Was it not the same 400 billion approx, but for more than 100 people instead. Here we are told that just 21 stole that amount, and these are even the smaller guys. Wait until the real big beasts like Oando, Total etc are brought to court, then our ears will go "blind" with the staggering sums that will be mentioned.

If any fool wishes to carry rumours of threats, let them do so. The President has no stain, so the sooner they carry out their impotent "threats," the better.

Will all winshes please stand up? Life don de hard unu!
Buncha thieves and propagandists for thieves!

Farouk turned out to be a crook, Gbajabia etc turned out to be a thief on the run from the USA, now the same nest of vipers is putting out their usual id!ot stories. Those subsidy thieves will be tried and jailed, if winshes like, make dem kill demsef.

...This thread is another winsh convo.
Will all real winshes please stand up?
Una need meat, abi na only blood una de drink? Lol!


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...And Gbajabia etc turned out to be a thief like Farouk, the CEO of Nigeria's first ever dollar in cap bank.
How can a lawyer run away with his clients $25,000.00? You run to someone like Gbajabia etc to save you, then he sodomises you in the dark. Damn!

Nigeria is a funny country, where people don't look before they leap. The great thing is that the do-or-die opposition is now being rightly seen by the public for what they are; a pack of red-eyed winshes and thugs who would sell their mothers for a glimpse of power.
It is best for our rogues in and around power to allow GEJ to rule in peace than continually rock the boat for their wicked personal gain. The reps only say the budget is underperforming, because GEJ has very rightly cut off their unconstitutional "community projects." How much are we going to keep spending on these bastards, year in year out?

Will all winshes please stand up? Tell us if you are night pilot or astronaut. Lol!

MRbrownJAY: ^^^^ are you claiming that the highly respect Baba Ijebu is a fraud?

no seriously, i know that this one isnt won just yet, but after such poor start from Ferrari this yr, to then end up where they are now (knowing that everyone had a great/better car back then) is special. so let's enjoy this moment while it lasts.....and fight for the championship until the wheels come off (when someone challenges Ferrari for the lead).

That Baba Ijebu that was caught in bed with Ekaete, his underage maid? The same Baba Ijebu that was found forging Naira and Togolese passports in Ijegun forest? Baba Ijebu that was found making making stew and peppersoup with the white he-goats that were meant for the sacrifice for Mrs Aladele's long sought pregnancy? Na di same Baba Ijebu when de do yahoo you de talk?

Ah ah! Egbon, tink twice o!

Guy, give it up jare! Real cowries done fall and di spirits divine a Lewis WDC. O gbele o! Gbaun!

When you are intelligent to a certain point, school becomes either a time wasting joke or time wasting punishment.
It isn't just young startup founders that leave school, the Worlds most genuinely prolific inventor Thomas Alva Edison (to whom we owe everything from matches to recorded music), was a school drop out too. He left school in anger after his teacher described him as addled; meaning, confused, dull stup!d... You know the drill.

School is not for the hyper intelligent. What could anybody have taught Bill Gates about programming? He taught himself as a kid in his spare time and as a mere boy, innovated beyond the wildest dreams of profs with the greyest beards and corporations with bottomless pockets like IBM (whom he as a young man, he muscled out of the top computing position in the World). What do you want to teach such a guy in in school?

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It is sad though that, while in places like the US such prodigious brain power is rewarded, back home in Nigeria intelligent people are called names and given zero opportunities. In fact, many people see intelligent folk as a direct threat to their ability to make corrupt money. How would they import (and sell) spare parts for Ajaokuta if some kid can make these things right there at Ijebu-Ode or Awkunanaw? Who would invite foreigners in with mega kickbacks and other "waters under the bridge" when some guy in the creeks of Yenagoa or Warri can bring in a speedy and innovative fix?
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School is not important when you have super brains. In fact, it becomes a burden.

ypzilanti: Even the almighty 'beaf' downed his typing tools and ran. He is on vacation in the bahamas now.

Please, refrain from mentioning my name on your insecure, low self-esteemed, id!otic threads. I am well above you morally and mentally (I appreciate that you acknowledge the fact, even if in a primitive way).

You guys go personal, because you are intellectually and morally inferior. If your thought processes are so base and embattled that you can comedically conclude that others are paid to be more intelligent than you, then you are far more stup!d than I reckoned.

justwise: I don't think its his year yet, just two bad races will change the whole thing.

Yeah, its still a long season ahead, but he and Ferrari look really hooked up for it. Both Alonso and Lewis deserve to be triple (or more) WDC's; those two stand away from the crowd.

This is really beginning to look like Alonso's year! Nice one.
Vettel is second, but I believe he'll be penalised for the illegal overtake on Button.

justwise: Don't count J. Button out yet

You are right. But I wish Button could do what Lewis is doing with his car, he's taken Vettel and is after Alonso (even though a lap down). It just shows that Lewis would have been further ahead than Button now is.

My race prediction:

1. Vettel
2. Kimi
3. Alonso

Lewis has a puncture. He is retiring. Sad.

I've been so busy I actually missed the quali and practice sessions.

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FIA has ok'ed the mapping.

Can anyone dare predict this race?
I think its gonna spring shocks... All practice in the wet, but race in the dry...

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Here's wishing one of the most unbiased contributors to the politics section a very happy birthday, the best things in life and all Gods Blessing.

Happy birthday Afam!

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OAM4J: Yes almost all if not all her topics will make front page. The reason is because she unlike many of us do not just create thread because the story fancies her interest, she creates thread of trending news and events on the internet that should also be on Nairaland and put it on home page. If a story is trending on the internet, it means many people are discussing it already and Nairaland owes its member to know about it too.

For every story that is trending on the internet, she checks if the story exist on Nairaland; if someone already created a thread for the story, she edits it and puts it on home page, if not she has to create a thread for it and put it on home page. It is her job as a super-moderator to do that.

Also home page tries to cater for all interests. We can not all be interested in the same thing. The ones you think are interesting might be hated by some other people. That some of us dont find a topic interesting on home page does not mean others dont. Like I always tell people, if you dont like a particular topic, ignore it and click on the ones you like.

And finally, if you think a particular story is interesting and many people will like to read/discuss it; just recommend it to her and she will look at it. There are suggestion threads in many sections that she checks regularly for home page suggestions, like this: https://www.nairaland.com/938835/lets-complaints-suggestions-enquiries-here/7 just suggest it and she and other moderators will look at it.

Dude, most of the front page stories are not worth it and most NLers think so.
You guys think drammatic stories, rather than thought provoking and up building stories should be on the front page, which is incredibly sad. The net result is that articles on NL keep dropping in quality as time goes by. Can anyone compare NL of 2 years ago with what it has become today?

If trash topics keep making it to the fronpage to drive revenues, I strongly believe that a scientific graph of membership increase as against trash story increase will make that a mute point. NL is only setting itself up to be overtaken by someone with enough time and drive to set up a forum where quality is king.

ehie007: This is good development and long awaited. They should however be giving alternatives. You need to go there to see this place...its an eyesaw... When i went there i was like...geez...people live like this..

That place should be cleared, cleaned and developed into a proper place.

How would developing the place improve the lives of those people? If there is no provision for their welfare and rehousing, then the state govt has only increased future levels of crime drammatically, especially crimes like pick pocketting and armed robbery. God save Lagos.

J12: It'll be removed from the constitution and be made a national law.
What does that mean anyway?

1. That it can be squashed in court.
2. It would be at the discretion of the ruling govt of the time.

I don't see what all the noise is about, afterall very few things are in the report that were not the pet child of the Presidency..
Let the report go through the house and the senate and let us show the same enthusiasm for its most important recommendations which GEJ has hailed:

1. The removal of the anti-people land use act from the constitution
2. The autonomy of the local govt from the state and FG

These things are the real issues, not this sort of gossip topic. People, lets be serious for once and drop the crumbs while the real bones are there for the taking. I created two threads on these recommendations which will change Nigeria's architecture in incalculably positive ways, but none made the front page, is that not sad?

https://www.nairaland.com/986937/constitutional-review-committee-advocates-autonomous
https://www.nairaland.com/988785/jonathan-constitution-flawed

True federalism or burst.

[size=14pt]N32b pension fraud trial: EFCC seizes 45 mansions[/size]
By Yusuf Alli, Abuja 1 hour ago

Anti-graft agency gets court’s nod to freeze six suspects’ bank accounts

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has received an interim order from the Chief Judge of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Justice Lawal H. Gumi, to take possession of 45 assets of all the six persons who allegedly defrauded the Police Pension Office of N32.8 billion.

The order also covers the freezing of the accounts of the suspects.

The six suspects are Esai Dangabar, a suspended Permanent Secretary, Atiku Abubakar Kigo, Ahmed Inuwa Wada, John Yakubu Yusufu, Mrs. Veronica Ulonma Onyegbula and Sani Habila Zira.

All the suspects were arraigned on March 29 on 16 criminal charges bordering on conspiracy and criminal breach of trust before Justice Mohammed Talba of the High Court of the Federal Capital Territory , Gudu, Abuja.

According to a statement issued yesterday in Abuja by the Head of Media and Publicity of the commission, Mr. Wilson Uwujiaren, the EFCC had sought the leave of the court to seize the assets - in line with sections 28 and 29 of the EFCC (Establishment Act) 2004.

Section 28 reads: “Where a person is arrested for an offence under this Act, the Commission shall immediately trace and attach all the assets and properties of the person acquired as a result of such economic or financial crime and shall thereafter cause to be obtained an interim attachment order from the Court.”

The EFCC said the judge ordered the freezing of the bank accounts of all the accused persons, pending the hearing and final determination of the corruption case against them.

The EFCC gave the breakdown of the assets as follows: Dangabar(15), Mrs. Onyegbula(11), Wada(six) Kigo(five), Yusuf(four) and Zira(four).

The statement said: “According to the order, all the bank accounts currently being operated and maintained by Inuwa Wada at Keystone and Zenith Bank, all totalling 11 in number, are hereby temporarily frozen until the determination of the charge Number FCT/Cr/64/2012.

“Similarly, all the bank accounts presently being operated and maintained by Esai Dangabar, Atiku A. Kigo and Veronica Onyegbula in the following banks: EcoBank, FCMB, Access Bank, Skye Bank, Fortis Micro Finance Bank, Aso Savings, GTB, Mainstreet Bank and Wema Bank are hereby temporarily frozen pending the hearing and determination of all the said criminal charge No. FCT/64/2012 presently pending before this court,” the Judge is quoted as ruled.

“The 15 property belonging to Esai are: Block of three bedroom flats at Gwarinpa (six units), along EFAB Estate, Life camp; a Block of three-bedroom flats (six units) at Mabushi District, beside Ministry of Works; Estate of four-bedroom duplexes (16 units) behind Wuye Modern Market, Abuja; a mini estate at 19, Ukpabi Asika Street, Asokoro, Abuja; 12 units of two-bedroom flats at 1, Waziri Ibrahim Crescent, Gudu District, Abuja; five-bedroom duplexes at 1, Waziri Ibrahim Crescent, Gudu District, Abuja; four-bedroom bungalows at 1, Waziri Ibrahim Crescent, Gudu District, Abuja; two-bedroom flat at Zone C, Apo Resettlement Layout. Others are: five blocks of one-bedroom flats at Zone C, Apo Resettlement Layout, Abuja; twin duplex of five-bedroom & three rooms, 33, ML Wushishi BQ 1 Crescent, Utako, Abuja; two blocks of three bedroom flats, Area 3, former NYSC Office, Abuja; two-bedroom, Area 2, Abuja, behind Shopping Complex , three-bedroom flats , 2 Goran village, along Adi Farms Ltd, Abuja-Keffi Road, 180,000 litres storage facility on a land of about 5,000sqm, with office building, workshop and 20 loading bay 1 Suleja, Niger State.

“The 11 property belonging to Mrs. Onyegbula are: four-bedroom duplex at No.3, Andorra Street, Sun City, Galadimawa, Abuja; Building Housing Ulover International Resources Ltd, Kechis Bottling Company, Plot 140 - 142 Ehinmiri Housing Estate, Umuahia, Abia State; Building (six-bedroom duplex), Housing Somadok, 14, Ola Adeshile Street, Ajao Estate, Oshodi-Isolo, Lagos; large plot of land for International Primary & Secondary School, Ehinmiri Housing Estate, Phase 2, Umuahia, Abia State; a mansion with a BQ at Umugbalu Village, Oboro, Ikwuano Local Government Area, Abia State.

Others are: two-storey building with shops and flats at No.l03, Ozuitem, Street, Enugu Road, Amuziukwu, Umuahia, Abia State; One, two-storey building with shops and flats at No. l04, Ozuitem Street, Enugu Road, Amuziukwu, Umuahia, Abia State; two-storey building of six flats at Ukaegbu Street, Aba, Abia State; Student Hostels at Michael Okpara University of Agric, Umudike, Oboro, Ikwuano Local Government Area, Abia State; three bedroom duplex at No.1, Tola Adewumi Street, Off. Folarin Hospital, Maryland ; three-bedroom duplex at No.2, Tola Adewumi Street , Off Folarin Hospital, Maryland.

“The six property belonging to Wada are: four-bedroom duplex at Block B4, Finance Quarters, Wuye, Abuja; house at Gwale, Kano; house at Filling Mushe, Gwale Local Government Area, Kano; duplex at Saudauna Crescent, Nassarawa Kano; duplex at Dorayi Karshen Waya, behind Old BUK, Kano; house at Unguwa Uku, Kano.

“The five property belonging to Kigo are a three-bedroom bungalow at 18 Uruguay Street, Panasonic Estate, Wuse 2; four-bedroom duplex at Gudu New layout, Abuja; four-bedroom duplex at 35, Lake Chad Crescent, Maitama, Abuja; a 4 bedroom duplex at FHA, Gwarinpa new Extension beside COCIN Church and an International Secondary and Primary School (under construction) at Kuje, Abuja.

“The Four property of Zira are: Concept College London, Gwarinpa, Close to Ecobank, Abuja; block of flats at FCDA Quarters, Phase II, Block J, Flat 1 & 2 Garki, Abuja ; hotel (aka Habila Hasike’s Hotel) beside Yasekule Primary School, on the same street with Michika Local Government Secretariat, Adamawa State; A House at No.36, Malamre Wark, Jimeta, Yola, Adamawa State.

“Yusuf’s property in Gombe and Abuja are: hotel (under construction, finishing level) behind Gombe State Investment Property Company Housing Estate, Gombe State ; three-bedroom semi-detached bungalow at UU1, A&B, Sunny Homes, Dakwo District, Abuja ; three-bedroom semi-detached bungalow at U20, A&B, Sunny Homes, Dakwo District, Abuja .”

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/54185-n32b-pension-fraud-trial-efcc-seizes-45-mansions.html

If all of you were babes, I'd have developed the right formula to drop ya panties!
The OP didn't even start the ball rolling (as grace demands), but una just begin drop number anyhau sha! Lol!

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Picturesuuuuu! I demand pictures muthaphucker!
Admit that the Oyo state govt is a failure.

Demdem: My friend shut up. am based here in PH and we do experience flooding wellla. Though Ameachi is working in some areas but not all yet.

I know you are naturally silly, but don't you think it is going too far to compare minor events in PH to the absolute fuckry we see in Ibadan every couple of months?
Abeg, face your front.

Tell us when either PH or Warri flooded to the extent that the people had to beg GEJ to come and visit; yet these are riverine towns to the core, both being swamplands that are only a stonesthrow from the ocean too. If you cannot provide pics from Warri and PH that are similar to the ones below, then you need to shut the phuck up and accept thet there is a dramatic failure of govt in Oyo.

The way it is these days, if you live in Ibadan, you can almost swim and catch fish in your own house.

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Pukkah: I have ignored your indecent language and have provided evidence of PH and Warri floods:

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/flood-wreaks-havoc-in-port-harcourt/

Flood wreaks havoc in Port Harcourt
on JUNE 11, 2012 · in NEWS
12:30 am

A heavy rainfall weekend wreaked havoc at First Avenue, National Cargo and Jackson Close areas in Rumuibekwe, Port Harcourt, Rivers State destroying property and rendering families homeless.

For those whose houses were not overtaken by the flood, movement has been drastically restricted. The flood according to Mr Silas of No 1, Jackson close was causes by lack of drainage.

He, however, called on the appropriate authority to intervene and help alleviate their suffering

Four days after the rain, houses were still submerged in water. A resident of one of such houses, Mrs Ada Okorie of No 2, Jackson close whose house was still filled with water when Vanguard got there could not hold back her anguish as she lamented her plight over the past four days.

She told Vanguard that she has been scooping water from her duplex over the past four days. She, therefore, appealed to the state government to do something about the flood as she has not been able to go to work or do any other thing beside scooping water since the rain started on Saturday.

When asked what the cause of the flood was, most of the residents expressed discordant tunes. Mr Chijioke Ukaegbu of No 19 National Cargo, said it was caused by a blocked shell drainage beside their building as water from the huge drainage could not flow through.


This is for Warri:

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/07/delta-govt-to-demolish-houses-in-warri-effurun-over-flood-menace/

Delta govt to demolish houses in Warri, Effurun over flood menace
on JULY 4, 2012 · in NEWS
12:10 am

WARRI- Delta State Government has said it will demolish houses in the cities of Warri and Effurun, allegedly obstructing water channels to avert flood disaster in the state.

State Commissioner for Environment, Chief Frank Omare, who spoke, weekend, while inspecting the buildings already marked for demolition by government, said the houses were blocking water channels and causing flood whenever there was heavy downpour.

He noted that in order to avoid death and submerging of houses, government had to take the hard decision.

Omare said his ministry would be firm and decisive in carrying out the exercise. It emerged, yesterday, that some landlords, whose houses were located on the said channels, have started mounting pressure for their houses to be removed from the demolition list.

Vanguard gathered that the state government had a report, long ago, indicating that there would be torrential rain and flooding in Warri, Effurun and to avoid the ugly situation in Lagos State, it had to demolish houses built on water channels, than allow them to dislocate the entire citizenry.




From your logic, does it mean that the governments of Rivers and Delta have also failed?

I implore you to employ a decent language in your answer.

Forget that long bullshiit. Can you show us a single picture from either Warri or PH in which houses are swimming like they regularly do in Ibadan?
Its totally stup!d to publish minor events in comparison to the disasters that regularly occur in Ibadan. I expect toad-like answers from dishonest people like you anyway.

I want to know why Ibadan is flood prone, whereas towns and cities in the Niger Delta are not. Simple as.
Don't you even feel deep shame that an upland town like Ibadan calls for relief and aid every few months, while ND towns don't? Lagos at least has an excuse, what the phuck is the excuse for Ibadan?

Quite clearly, the Oyo state govt is a failure.

Pukkah: After the destructive flood which rampaged Ibadan last year, it became obvious to Mr Abiola Ajimobi that many houses which were estimated at over 2,000 and said to be blocking the drains, waterways and flood plains should be demolished. He apparently thought of the political implications of such a move and reckoned that he could not at the time face the social upheaval that would confront his new government.

As an alternative, he went for the less disruptive option of dredging the rivers and widening water channels in the metropolis. With this option, he would only have to demolish just 56 houses out of which 40 had already been abandoned. Obviously, he went for the dredging option and jettisoned the unpopular demolition option while expecting that the dredging option would bring about an enduring solution.

I must admit, it does seem like the dredging option has only been partially effective especially considering the volume of the last rainfall which led to this flood. If the rivers had not been widened or dredged, the impact would have been more than this.

Governor Ajimobi must move beyond this moderate 'dredging success' and confront the planning problem in Ibadan headlong. Of course, it will bring tears and cries but he should engage the people and prepare them for this inevitable task as the problems can only get worse. There is no reason to experience floods in Ibadan if things are done properly.

Governance is not a mean task.

Crap.

Why are places like Warri and PH not flooded? Is Ibadan more riverine?
The Oyo state govt is a failure.

Nice. Let us all fight for 100% resource control.