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We are actually begging you to match. So you can reveal how much of a bigoted fool you are. If you don't match, you are a bastar'd. Deal?
Just remember your placard against "ibo's" and SS people. Ode!

[quote author=Ejiné]Please bros, don't come here to advertise your stupidiity and hypocrisy. Because if there's anyone who shamelessly switches to tribal attacks out of his own low self esteem, it's you.

Remember that day you opened that mooronic thread attacking South South people for having their meeting in Lagos? As a South-South son, I attacked you for your stupiidity - but what did you do? You quickly switched to your impish, unintelligible tribal tirades, showing your idiiocy even more.

Knuckleheads like you fool no-one [/quote]I wouldn't even bother much with low self-esteemed, attention seeking shiit like Rhino.5dm. That one has been irredeemably damaged as a human being.
He belongs and dwells in the gutter.

Rewind...

[quote author=~Bluetooth]sooner or later,he's going to crucify you for tribalism . Na so e dey do o.[/quote]You are quite daft. Not everybody has your moral lows, even if they are blind, ignorant or unintelligent.
Is this not you at your best below? How come you are "fighting" for Nigeria today?

[quote author=~Bluetooth]There are several ibos wasting to be exploited. . . .maybe don jazzy can start considering that as another option or better still go and start selling d'banj pirated cds. [/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/911697/election-aare-ona-kakanfo-leader/9#10583809

[quote author=~Bluetooth]olopolo geisha.

This was exactly the same thing oju-iku said till he caused the death of millions of okoro children.Funny enough,the idi'ot ran away when he could no longer stand the heat from the black scorpion.mehn, black scorpion really did maximum damage and flatten iboland.To all you who think ibos can survive any war now,i can only pity cuz the ND minorities are wise now and i doubt if you'd be able to fund any war without oil.The situation now will be like someone that was to be burn,who later rub petrol on his body.Wahala dey o ![/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/899348/nigerian-civil-war-rematch/3#10470701

Disgusting!
Now he is "fighting" for Nigeria.

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[quote author=~Bluetooth]sooner or later,he's going to crucify you for tribalism . Na so e dey do o.[/quote]You are quite daft. Not everybody has your moral lows, even if they are blind, ignorant or unintelligent.
Is this not you at your best below? How come you are "fighting" for Nigeria today?

[quote author=~Bluetooth]There are several ibos wasting to be exploited. . . .maybe don jazzy can start considering that as another option or better still go and start selling d'banj pirated cds. [/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/911697/election-aare-ona-kakanfo-leader/9#10583809

[quote author=~Bluetooth]olopolo geisha.

This was exactly the same thing oju-iku said till he caused the death of millions of okoro children.Funny enough,the idi'ot ran away when he could no longer stand the heat from the black scorpion.mehn, black scorpion really did maximum damage and flatten iboland.To all you who think ibos can survive any war now,i can only pity cuz the ND minorities are wise now and i doubt if you'd be able to fund any war without oil.The situation now will be like someone that was to be burn,who later rub petrol on his body.Wahala dey o ![/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/899348/nigerian-civil-war-rematch/3#10470701

Disgusting!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]His excellency, reno omokri is quoting me! Am honored

follow him @renoomokri! Such a wonderful dude. . .he is the spoke person of PDP.[/quote]Lol! Just like Bluetooth, you are a coward!
Why don'y you tell your real agenda? Which is ethnic bigotry for which you are well known?
Is that not what is driving you?

Ode!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Call it whatever you like,it's a good cause and i will be happy if lucky can act very fast on the recommendations of both chambers.Btw,when did you suddenly appreciate the alliance of ibos and ijaws ? No let edwin clark hear you o. [/quote]The bolded is more like you!
Please tell us what you really think about SS people and Igbo's. Bare the animal degree of hatred in your poverty stricken soul for all to see, be a man and stop your weak attempts at sophistry. How can a baboon be sophisticated?
How can a rabid hater of Igbo's and SS people be a fighter for Nigeria? When did bigots fight for the greater good?

Go and protest foolishly.

Dude, you are like a putrifying piece of dung.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Coming from a special adviser to president on "NEW MEDIA"!, with primary resposibility of updating facebook, twitter and nairaland. . .You can follow him on his twitter handle @renoomakri.[/quote]I'm beginning to think you are in man-love with Reno Omokri who doesn't give a toss about you.
Many of us will keep praying that one day, you will finally say something sensible on NL. But like Bluetooth, you are driven by a savage hatred of Niger Delta and Igbo people. Why don't you simply stick to telling us how you will burn and kill Niger Delta and Igbo people who live in Lagos?
That is the braindead bigoted stuff you are known for.

Leprechaun.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Even this guy was forced to ask beaf if he actually lives in Nigeria. . . .Lmao anyways,he's a Nigerian and president lucky spokesman on NL [/quote]You are better off sticking to threads where you thoroughly expose your idiocy insulting Igbo and Niger Delta people.
Everyone knows that you are driven by a level of ethnic bigotry that suggests madness.

Please take on your real identity and tell us how you think Igbo and Niger Delta people are useless. Pretending to be fighting for the greater good makes you a liar and shows up the moral poverty of the SNG position you are "fighting" for.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Is this guy a Nigerian? Do u base here? I can't just relate your content with anything progressive.[/quote]Thats because you are too busy fighting yourself to think.

[quote author=Mr. Globe]Do you realize you have been made mad by the gods. We are talking about trillions being looted and half of which was used for GEJ's campaign and your are talking laziness. Anyway your uncle has just been sent to jail and with the way justice seem to be going, you will soon join the boko haram prisoners at their private detention camp in Lagos.[/quote]Abeg, go and demonstrate jare! And make it quick.
Keep exposing how mentally little you are. So what if trillions have been stolen? Is that why a couple of opposition party attention seeking fools should want to influence the outcome by threatening protests? What are they trying to hide? Dig a little and you will find that the man behind Odumakin and Bakare set up NNPC and spent the greater part of his life as NNPC boss, PTF boss and sundry shiit.

Jail yourself fool. There is no way you mental and moral invalids can attempt to hide the truth by bluster.

In fact, when the present matters have been dealt with, the probe should go back to 1971 and jail all ex-petroleum ministers who set up the NNPC ogre.

Pig swill chomping dunce.

Microsoft says:

[size=14pt]About sharing an Access database on a network (MDB)[/size]

Applies to: Microsoft Office Access 2003
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Note The information in this topic applies only to a Microsoft Access database (.mdb).

If your computer is connected to a network, you and others can work with one Microsoft Access database (database: A collection of data related to a particular subject or purpose. Within a database, information about a particular entity, such as an employee or order, is categorized into tables, records, and fields.) at the same time.

Tip Try Office 2010 In Access 2010, you can publish a database to a SharePoint server that is running Access Services, and then use the database in a browser. Read an article or try Office 2010!

ShowWays to share data

There are several ways you can share data in a multiuser environment.

Share the entire Access database You can put the entire Access database on a network server or in a shared folder. This is the easiest method to implement. Everyone shares the data and uses the same forms, reports, queries, macros, and modules. Use this strategy if you want everyone to use the Access database the same way or if you can't support users creating their own objects.

Share only the tables in the Access database You can put only the tables on a network server, and keep other database objects on users' computers. In this case, the Access database's performance is faster because only data is sent across the network. When you split a database into a back end (tables) and a front end, users can customize forms, reports, and other objects in their front-end databases without affecting other users.

Share Access database objects or data access pages on the Internet You can output one or more database objects to static HTML (HTML: The standard markup language used for documents on the World Wide Web. HTML uses tags to indicate how Web browsers should display page elements such as text and graphics and how to respond to user actions.) or server-generated HTML (server-generated HTML: An Active Server Pages (ASP) or IDC/HTX file that is output from a table, query, or form, connected to an ODBC data source, and processed by the Internet Information Server to dynamically create read-only HTML files.) format, or create data access pages (data access page: A Web page, published from Access, that has a connection to a database. In a data access page, you can view, add to, edit, and manipulate the data stored in the database. A page can also include data from other sources, such as Excel.), and then display them in a browser, such as Microsoft Internet Explorer, on the World Wide Web (World Wide Web (WWW): The multimedia branch of the Internet that presents not only text, but also graphics, sound, and video. On the Web, users can easily jump from item to item, page to page, or site to site by using hyperlinks.).

Replicate the Access database If you use two computers, such as an office computer and a portable computer, you can use Microsoft Windows Briefcase to make replicas (replica: A copy of a database that is a member of a replica set and can be synchronized with other replicas in the set. Changes to the data in a replicated table in one replica are sent and applied to the other replicas.) of your Access database and keep those replicas synchronized (synchronization: The process of updating two members of a replica set by exchanging all updated records and objects in each member. Two replica set members are synchronized when the changes in each have been applied to the other.). Also, several users at different locations can work on their own copies at the same time and then synchronize them over the network, either through a dial-up connection or on the Internet.

Create a client/server application If you work in a client/server environment, you can take advantage of the extra power and security it provides by creating a client/server application. You store your data in tables on a database server such as Microsoft SQL Server instead of in local tables in Microsoft Access. The Access application (the client) retrieves the data it needs from the server. The server maintains data integrity and runs any queries that it can evaluate.

ShowThe locking information (.ldb) file

When you open an Access database file (.mdb) in shared mode, Microsoft Access also creates a locking information file (.ldb) with the same file name (for example, Northwind.ldb) and in the same folder as the database file. This locking information file stores the computer name (such as mypc) and security name (such as Admin) of each shared user of the database. Microsoft Access uses this information to control concurrency. In most cases, Microsoft Access automatically deletes the locking information file when the last user closes the database file.

ShowEditing data in a shared database

In a multiuser environment, more than one person might be working with the same records at the same time. Since other people can change or even delete the same data you're trying to edit, you might occasionally conflict with others as they work.

Microsoft Access helps you keep track of the status of records as you edit them, and makes sure you're using the latest data. When two or more people try to edit the same record, Microsoft Access displays messages that help you resolve conflicts. For example, if you try to save a record that another user has locked, Microsoft Access displays the name of the person who locked that record.

To help you keep track of the status of records, Microsoft Access displays the following symbols in the current record selector (record selector: A small box or bar to the left of a record that you can click to select the entire record in Datasheet view and Form view.)

http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/access-help/about-sharing-an-access-database-on-a-network-mdb-HP005240860.aspx

Never register for anything on the web with your real email address.

[quote author=alex_101]Going through this thread has finally made me realise that most nigerians lack the gift of discerning statements. How can people not realise the following IDs are operated by one jobless and frustrated goon stuck in London:

shymexxx=bittyend=jason123=brixtone=alh harem

*SMH*[/quote]No, alh harem is a houseboy in Idimu, Agege.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Same SNG that protested before lucky was made acting president has suddenly become a mockery to you ? you can say whatever you like,heads must roll and I'm still waiting for the final verdict on jonathan in-law,madueke ! [/quote]Who gives a damn if SNG protested? Everybody protested and Dora Akunyili stuck her nose out.
Go and protest if you like, it will be the same old trick of punching yourself out, while your enemy loots your family savings and phucks your woman as bonus.

hillsate: Mr President sir, the Lawal Farouk committee has given you a rare platform. One that predecessors shied away from.
Sir, without mincing words, your place in the history of Nigeria is 100% dependent on what you do with the Farouk Report. Farouk did the dirty job for you, please dont make him look stupid!
All your noise about fighting corruption starts here. We are watching . . .

The auditors have just been sacked, do you realise what that implies? So what dirty job has Farouk done?
You people will continue to remain blind.

The usual buncha mentally lazy awuf luv'n arseholes will always leap before they look.
SNG, my foot!

It is unfortunate that with such statements and crazy desperation for Abuja that Nigerian youth are too lazy to decode the corners and crevices of the Nigerian chessboard. Instead, most are so irritatingly ignorant that you wonder if there is any hope for tomorrow; all they do with their comments is display a propensity to fight themselves into the ground on behalf of their enemies.

The unabating stream of crass statements from the core-Northern elite are a command to you to learn the depths of your country, what the real battles are and who is on what side.

MRbrownJAY: ...
bro, kudos to the RBR engineer to that, they are on point handing Vettel a fast car. we've all seen how bitchy he became when he was looking at people exhaust pipes.

I would have been only a matter of time before he gave another driver the physical beating of his life!
Or maybe waited for him in a dark hedge on a lonely road! You know the drill!!

MRbrownJAY: Vettel wins..................... oh Kimi was so close!!!!

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Baba Ijebu, YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!

Ol' boy! You bera give your life to Christ.
While you were with baba Ijebu, I was on ma knee's, hot sweat spilling out of my head, prayina! Prrayina!! Prrrayina!!!... To the gooood Lord to cramp and paralyse babylon! To make baba Ijaebu swerve into the bush and never return!
Holy Ghost Fire! Holy Ghost Fire!! Holy Ghost Fire!!!

Katsumoto: Thanks

I actually remembered this morning that you usually have a thread for F1.

So what can Lewis hope to achieve this season? I had high hopes after the first two races; I am fast losing hope again.

I see the ferrari lover (Mrbrownjay) is still here.

Lewis has a bright season for what he can carve out for himself, he's got the talent and the head. But this season looks very much like a lottery so far.

To me, Lewis greatest opponent is Martin Witmarsh. That man just doesn't have the right management skills for that level of competition. I don't see how half the stuff that Lewis got last season would have happened under Ron Dennis.
Martin Witmarsh definitely has zero team leadership skills, zero driver management skills and zero press management skills. The man is a huge zero.

From leaving a rag in Jensens engine in Monaco two years ago, to two botched pitstops in one race (3 in 2 races) for Lewis, you've just got to hand it to Martin Witmarsh whose sole skill seems to be talking a lot. Lol!

Answering question on the introduction of hijab, the ACN Spokesperson, Kunle Oyatomi said; 'wearing of hijab in Yoruba land is not strange. Our mothers wear hijab and our sisters wear hijab.'

Oti o!

Simply put, what Aregbesola party's Spokesperson was canvassing was a state of anarchy in Nigeria, where even a local government chairman can wake up one day and announce that he has changed the council's name to his own name.

On the issue of Coat of Arms, Oyatomi posited that each State in Nigeria has the right to jetittion the Nigeria's Coat of Arms and have its own, because it was the military that gave the Nigeria Coat of Arms; and that 'nobody gave the military the right to change the Coat of Arms.'

No wonder people question Aregbes sanity.

malc619: ₪☺ wonder D̶̲̥̅̊ PDP robbers didn't want him to b D̶̲̥̅̊ speaker..
G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ job by D̶̲̥̅̊ house of rep...
It's sad dat David Mark ‎​Άŋϑ his Gang
are 2 busy stealing ‎​Άŋϑ enriching demselves to care abt national interests...
‎​Άŋϑ as usual, D̶̲̥̅̊ execuTHIEF arm of D̶̲̥̅̊ govt will sweep D̶̲̥̅̊ report of D̶̲̥̅̊ house under D̶̲̥̅̊ carpet...

Jesu!
Is there internet connection in Yaba left?

Bro. its better for you to start writing Arabic like a true Tawun militant instead of wasting our time.

Chinedu Nlem: that means this God is not in nigeria and our country was never started by God. What happened to the siemens and halliburton case that the previous govt killed? Or the petroleum bill? Or power probe? Need i name more abandoned projects? My point is this govt stood out to do what even obj will not dare. It exposed the extent of corruption in abuja. from pension to fuel. This people don kill us. now we know our enemies. small small all sectors will be touched even NYSC. All that's needed for evil to survive is for good men to do nothing. Gej de try open up, una still de curse am for money wey dem chop since 2009.

It is quite clear who those blaming GEJ for making these sincere expositions on corruption are working for. What other govt would have introduced biometrics that revealed billions going into ghost accounts in the civil service; the eye popping fraud in the petroleum sector etc?
99% of GEJ's maniacally vehement detractors are political jobbers with gutter morals who would sell their souls for the price of a loaf.

ACN, the fascists!
Always trying to bully the underdog, whether it is smaller political parties or ethnic minorities.

Shame.

Nice one for Vettel and his finger.

Katsumoto: Agreed

This is so disappointing for Lewis.

Hey! Welcome Katsumoto! Good to see you are an F1 fan too.

omar22: I could accept one pit stop mishap! BUT TWO in the same race... Lewis you are been screwed

Martin Witmarsh is the worst thing to ever have happened to McLaren. I wonder when Ron Dennis will begin considering a return.

jason123:
How does quoting a newspaper equate to this? Guy sorry, I don't do this blind followership people do on NL.

When the title of the newspaper has no bearing with its contents, then you can only be classed as an attack dog for the enemy.
Why do you think God gave brains if everyone defends the right to spread false rumours by claiming to be quoting newspapers?
Did you even make an effort to read the article?

Does the sacking of Akintola Williams and Adekanola and Co not say that sensible people should be more circumspect?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Coup ko.
Throw those lazy morafcukers some free amnesty money, problem solved. At the end of the day, the suffering citizens don't get to see one penny.[/quote]Everybody, please ignore this post and posts from similar attention seeking animals. Thanks.