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TechRev: Will NASS agree to that?? and state Governors??

The state governors are the real problem, bruv.

Last year when GEJ floated the idea to them, they practically went livid; GEJ had proposed to pay LG's directly and divorce the LG accounts from the state joint local government account, since the LG's are the real engines of development in a federal system.
Currently, most governors simply steal the LG's monies from the joint account and turn LG bosses into little more than NURTW operatives.

It is GEJ's belief that LG's should be the real engines of development with both the FG and states being de-emphasised and gradually weakened.

Gbawe: http://www.huhuonline.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=4786%3Aotedolas-zenon-repudiate-house-of-reps-claims&catid=103%3Amore-news&Itemid=348

I keep saying it. One day is one day o! Bro, Gbawe will quote Ovation Magazine as a valid source of info!
Comedy!

Some major oil marketers comprising Oando Plc, Forte Oil Plc, Total Nigeria Plc and MRS Plc, among scores of other independent oil marketers and importers of petrol, were named in the report of Aig-Imoukhuede’s verification committee as having committed multiple infractions in the fuel subsidy scheme.

The infringements – 17 in all – were said to have cost the nation N422,542,937,668.59 in overpayments.

I wonder how many of the clowns that unkowingly fought for the cabal will be at Ojota Freedom Park to demonstrate?
It is sad that intelligent Nigerian souls can be bought with N65 per litre when spiced with ethnic bigotry.

All hail Gbawe!
All hail Farouk!

...Defenders of slackness.

jmaine: Total,Oando, MRS et al., indicted in this interim report, how interesting . . .

Now the milli naira question is this . . . is Otedola Zenon among them . . .that will be a debate cruncher if his name reappears or disappears from the indicted crew

tongues will wag ceaselessly

That is why Gbawe has suddenly developed high blood pressure!

Tippy Top: Bros, that uppercut you gave to lagcity was not necessary, I come dey pity the bobo. Your blows are lethal, please throw them with caution.
Damn!!! Beaf you bad o.

Thanks my broda, curing idiocy is a tough job, but someones gotta do it.
...Google will carry the result.

sexiestharam: Pls what do u gain by doing this? It makes no sense. Are we blind to scroll down
and see those viewing a thread? Pls stop this nonsense.

Seconded.

I don't see why people do that (aside from annoying childishness).
If we want to see those viewing the thread, every computer or phone has the capability for their screens to be scrolled down.

Gbawe: O my god !!! What is that awful stench? Only the filthy ashewo stalker arriving. The smelliest, most filthy and most repellent Nairalander is now here to pollute the thread with absolute filth. The rancid smelling creature had to even post three times in a row to satisfy his obsession with those who ignore him. Filthy creature, stop following me abeg. You stink !!!!! Very badly !!!!!

Old Gbawe, our daddy!
Na small-small kres de take start. Very soon, you'll rush na'ked into the market place with your lil old ugly grey dangly bits flapping wildly in the wind to a crazy rythm you alone can hear.

We blame PDP for taking over NL o!

Pesin waist go broke wit laf o!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/493573_ROFLMAO_gif160cac557c463dbfce44052002f9d454

To be honest, I'm quite tired of Oshiomole's loud rants all the time. No doubt, he's done well, but why all the noise before the result is declared?
The one that really got me was the fake assassination lies (when so-called bullets were used to bath his car), whereas all that happened was students blocking the road, cos he annoyed them. There is too much drama from Oshiomole.

You lose? Dust yourself and try again.

wesley80: Heheheheh, to expose person dey hungry you? It takes diligence, a smart brain and a honest heart to actually expose anyone, features that are unfortunately lacking in you. Between you and I, we know who's a liar and everyone that's been following these two threads you've been raving like a loonatic knows theres more to it - something you can only deny. Well deny its not about this: [size=23pt] www.nairaland.com/933109/osun-kicks-off-n300m-hydro-power[/size]

O-Ga o!
O-Liar, O-Revealed in that O-Thread!

Gbawe lied very freely and wonderfully on that thread. Its classic high story telling revealed.

afam4eva: Nna na wa oo. You guys take politics too seriously. If this were real life now, many people on this forum would have been Assasinated. That's why i don't like politics. With the kind of anger exibited by Gbawe and Wesley80, anything can happen. You guys should chill out abeg.

It is the mods that allow hateful creatures like Gbawe to lie and vent freely.

antitpiah: I wonder if Gbawe sees PDP in his sleep. [size=14pt]This guy is going cuckoooooo, someone should please help Gbawe before he becomes full-blown "were."[/size]


SMH!

Gbawe, the old man desperately needs prayer.

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It is becoming safe to conclude that people overwhelmingly ask google negative questions!
Its suggestions are a reflection of the most typed searches.

lagcity: it is not a diss. it is ppl with inferiority complex who get their panties in a bunch when they hear the word. they are the same set of scumbags who enjoy throwing around words like NURTW, RASCALS, PARASITES, ALMAJIRIS and so on. but when u mention CREEK OR FISHERMAN, all of a sudden, they are offended. don't dish it out, if u can't take it.

Lol! It isn't a diss, but it is your response to being rightfully called a rascal, NURTW operative etc?
Like I said, the error is in your unfortunate upbringing. And that error is replicated by a few thousand other despicable pieces of shiit like you, so much that it shows up in google.

I keep wondering how your belonging to a majority ethnic group has enhanced your visibly poor upbringing. What has it contributed to Nigeria, aside from negative google results driven by your inferiority complex?

lagcity: phock u nigga. is it not u who talks abt separation all the time? abeg no blame this one on "nigerians of all ranks". blame it on urself.

If Nigeria was not packed with foul mouthed, brain dead diseases like you, who would talk about separation?

Jakumo: The failure of one engine on a passenger jet is not common, but is easily handled by a competent pilot executing standard procedures to address that eventuality, for which all aviators are extensively trained in ground-based flight simulators. Generally speaking, very deep rudder pressure is applied on the side of the running engine, to counteract the tendency of the aircraft to yaw towards the dead engine, while the flight yoke is also turned towards the running engine, so as to achieve reasonably level flight as the bird makes its way to the nearest suitable airport.

Failure of both engines, on the other hand, is a catastrophic occurrence that will un-nerve even the most competent of pilots, because the aircraft will immediately begin to lose altitude in a very dramatic fashion, and ultimately crash, if there is no landing strip within that very limited downward trajectory. Failure of both engines at the same time is an EXTREMELY rare occurrence that is almost always caused by fuel flow blockage, in-flight fuel leakage, or fuel quality issues.

It is almost certain that the doomed MD83 either had ruptured fuel lines en-route, or, more likely still, was filled up with adulterated or contaminated fuel. Nigeria is a place where virtually every product that can be adulterated is so ruined by criminals who place personal profit above human lives, and my hunch is that this air-crash was a DIRECT result of that resident evil.

Since the prelimnary report has ruled out adulterated fuel, it is fair to suspect "fuel flow blockage and in-flight fuel leakage."
The plane was known to have been in bad shape before it left Uyo for Abuja. At Abuja, the flight was also delayed for repairs, before it took off behind schedule.

What is peplexing is that the prelimnary report says the planes maintainance logs did not show any issues.

However, I read a newspaper article in which a Nigerian aviation insider was blowing the whistle about dangerous practises in our skies. He claimed that aviation CEO's instruct pilots not to write faults in the logs (as is standard practice), but to do so on scraps of paper. This is so that engineers are always faced with clean log files and the planes can continue flying (and making money) till they drop out of the sky. That Nigerian perculiarity would explain why the US investigators can find no hints in the maintainance log.

By the time all of this is over, Nigeria might face heavy sanctions.

Old Wizard: It's time to have a good night rest. I will respond to all your lies if any tomorrow.

Make sure there is no 9 year old girl in your elitist bed, sir.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]I'd worry about those folks going mental in your neck of the woods before concerning myself with the SW, if I were you. The next frontier of this mess is the SS, naturally. Lets hope the authorities remove their buried heads from the sand very soon.[/quote]They aren't that stup!d, the k-legged ones that attempted it have learnt from Sapele, Warri and Asaba that we are earthmovers. Lol!
I know you are an al qaeda general, don't worry, you will make good soup for a crocodile.

Keep trying your luck in the SW. JTF will only relocate from Jos to burn down all Fulani settlements and bath the murderous herdsmen in red hot lead.

Old Wizard: Stop patronizing me! Those years that the North has been ruling, have they been ruling to the exclusion of other zones? What major indices now be it health, education, economy, literacy rate, infrastructure, industrial output,that the North excel above South?

The elite have destroyed Nigeria.

NONE.

That is exactly why you should go home and take a cutlass to the core-Northern elites neck that is phucking a 9 year old next door. That is if you are not one of them.
If anybody is so wicked that they can make 10million of their peoples kids into almajiri's, tell me what they would have done for their societies in 38 years (aside phucking 9 year old girls)?
Can a man who is phucking a 9 year old girl claim not to understand how she can become a suicide bomber tomorrow?

In Kebbi State of northern Nigeria, the [b]average [/b]age of marriage for girls is just over 11 years

http://www.unfpa.org/swp/2005/presskit/factsheets/facts_child_marriage.htm

If the average age is 9, then girls as young as 5 are being phucked by old men whose thoughts are on political power, instead of healing the remote causes of boko haram.

Old Wizard: Your lies have been exposed. deal with it.

GEJ is incompetent. GEj will be booted out of office in 2015. GEJ is dull, weak, corrupt and a failure.

You people would most likely have kicked yourselves out of Nigeria by 2015. Thats what boko haram will buy you demons.
I only pity the innocent talakawa's that are getting dragged along in your madness. Imagine a the elite from region that has produced 10million almajiri's (more than the population of most of the Worlds countries), still dreaming about political power after phucking the country for 38 damn years!

10million almajiri's is 10million abused boys; there is another 10million abused girls as young as 9 in child marriages (legalised ra'pe), yet the very elite that wrought such a disaster on their region want to continue lording it over us. Their new tool? The innocent blood of almajiri's, the innocent kids they consider to be too worthless be bathed in parental love and to have every childs aspirations. The 15 year old that was blown up, was no doubt, yet another nameless almajiri, the victim of child abuse so bestial as to be unspeakable.

Satan is summoning you, bro.

Old Wizard: That's your answer foool:

Come 2015, would he run on a record of failure?
Would he say Nigeria is more secured than he met it?
Would he say see I have transformed the south where there is peace?
Would he blame the northerners for the corruption in his government?


A miracle can not even help your paymaster. He is a failure.

Guy, frustration will soon make your red eyes pop out like a cocaine luv'n donkey's. Lolzzzzz!
Go and rest, you are tired, your battery is weak and you d.i.c.k has fallen.

Your empire has been overrun and now you think killing Southerners, Middle Belters, Hausa Christians, Jukun Christians, Fulani Christians etc is somehow ace politics. It simply makes you demons of the worst kind.
Go look how JTF is burning down Fulani settlements in Jos in order to understand how your politics of bloodshed will end.

Old Wizard: In what ways have your incompetent paymaster transformed Nigeria?
let him not respect the dead and be taking credit for Yar'Adua achievement. Somebody that could not even stand up to Turai claiming credit for resolving Niger delta crises. Foooooools.

Next time, you can be the sacrifice. Just make sure it is the empty desert...
GBOA!!!

Nobody will even recall your existence next year, talkless of 2015.
It takes a real demon to use the blood of his innocent brothers as a political tool.

Phucking al qaeda's.

philip0906: with this baldadersh u typed up here,i conclude that [size=18pt]You are MAD[/size]. . .

One thing I've come to realise about NL's anti-GEJ winshes is that you are so desperate that you always end up looking like fools:

[size=14pt]Why Jonathan visited Tompolo’s militant camp in 2009 – Kuku[/size]
Wednesday, October 12th, 2011
Emma Amaize

https://sweetcrudereports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Hon_-Kingsley-Kuku.jpg

12 October 2011, France, PARIS- Special Adviser to the President on Niger-Delta and Chairman, Presidential Amnesty Committee, Kingsley Kuku has explained the circumstances surrounding the visit of President Goodluck Jonathan to the dreaded militant den, Camp 5, in Delta State in 2009.

President Goodluck Jonathan who was then vice president had visited the dreaded militant den, Camp 5 to confer with ex-militant leader, Government Ekpemupolo, alias Tompolo, and other Niger-Delta agitators.

Kuku, who was one of the three persons that boarded a presidential jet with Dr. Jonathan from Abuja to Warri and proceeded with a boat, guarded by militants from Escravos to the den, where former militant leaders from across the region were waiting for him, said it was to save the Niger-Delta region from being destroyed by the military.

The special adviser who spoke at a programme in Paris with the French Institute of International Relations, facilitated by the Hope for Niger-Delta Campaign, HNDC, a Non Governmental Organization, NGO, based in The Netherlands, founded by Comrade Sunny Ofehe., said that nobody, including the nation’s top security chiefs , gave him (Jonathan) a chance of returning to Abuja alive because of the fear of militants.

Kuku gave the glory of the final declaration of amnesty to the late Yar’Adua and said the former President had already given the military the red flag to commence a cleansing operation, but it was put on hold against security advice following the counsel of his deputy, Dr. Jonathan that he should be given a last minute opportunity to reach out to the leaders of the fighters.

[b]“You cannot separate former President Yar’Adua from President Goodluck Jonathan in terms of the amnesty programme , we owe the glory of the amnesty programme to Yar’Adua, the military had been given the red flag to commence cleansing military operation in the Niger Delta when President Jonathan, against security advice, choose to go to the dreaded Camp 5.”

“The President told him, Mr. Vice President, you cannot go to the Niger-Delta, even Britain, everybody had written a no visit order to their citizens at the time. He (Jonathan) was given a last minute opportunity when he volunteered to go to the creek to ensure that without war, this matter is resolved. Against all odds, the President told him if you think the military should not be used, you go home and talk to your brothers.

Again, I was privileged to be one of the three persons that boarded a presidential aircraft without security with him from Abuja to Delta, took an helicopter to Escravos and from Escravos, went by boat, guided and guarded by the ex-agitators and their threatening guns and ammunition, we went to their camp and discussed, peace was extracted at that moment and we came back, by the time the vice president returned, so many people did not believe that he was going to return”, he asserted.[/b]

Kuku explained that it was Jonathan’s gallantry and peace that was extracted that emboldened President Yar’Adua to say, “Well it means it (amnesty) is possible, so let us proclaim it. It was actually a test proclamation that was made, it was Jonathan that actually counseled by physically visiting and ensuring that peace was extracted and we got about the Roadmap to Peace Committee, the Technical Committee on Niger-Delta and everything came on board and amnesty was proclaimed June 25”.

“Interestingly, our late President had an opportunity never to accept t or to accept he counsel of his vice president. But he accepted because he believed while he lived the fact that Niger-Delta had suffered so much and needed attention in terms of development. Today, he is no more, but two years of our marking amnesty, we gave him the glory”, he stated.

http://sweetcrudereports.com/2011/10/12/why-jonathan-visited-tompolos-militant-camp-in-2009-%E2%80%93-kuku/

Old Wizard: I thought you would explain how your pay master had transformed Nigeria. Fooooools.

Frustration!
Why don't you carry a suicide vest into the empty desert?... KABOOOOOM!

edicolove: See where your foolishness has led you? This is where your propaganda has failed. The GEJ you call incompetent was the one that solved the Niger Delta problem, not Yaradua. You see where you have roped yourself. GEJ put every thing in place and personally went to the creeks to do the negotiations against security advise. He risked his life to save the day. Yaradua was seating there in Aso rock without a clue. The only credit to Yaradua was that he endorsed the move. He didn't have a choice anyway because everything was crumbling like a pack of cards in his face.

The committee setup to look into the crisis recommended amnesty for the militants. Yaradua rejected the report for almost one year until the oil productiom hit an all time low of 700k barrels. They told him the nation would go into a serious crisis and he had no other choice because the military JTF could not stop the militants.

When the chips were down, GEJ saved the day and now you call him incompetent. So who is a fool now. Mugu!

Thanks, bro. Yar Adua's people even laughed at him for being so foolish as to want to fly into the creeks around Warri and Bayelsa; they thought he would never return, afterall militants had blown up his house and killed people in his compound.
GEJ met Tompolo in his den and it all changed.

Yar Adua on the other hand had spent $3.3billion equipping JTF to wipe out the Niger Delta, a mission which turned out to be a stark failure, both in vission and in the battle theatre.

Old Wizard: Blame everything on the North! It does not change the fact that your pay master is incompetent.

Come 2015, would he run on a record of failure?
Would he say Nigeria is more secured than he met it?
Would he say see I have transformed the south where there is peace?
Would he blame the northerners for the corruption in his government?


A miracle can not even help your paymaster. He is a failure.

You will continue talking stup!dly until 2015 is past. The North - South thing only exists in your shallow mind, anyway.

Who should we blame for boko haram? Igbo or Yoruba people?
Who should we blame for the massacres after the Dutch cartoons of Muhammed, Itsekiri and Urhobo people?
If you like, do not blame yourself. Keep campaigning with the blood of your very own relatives and looking for far off people to blame.

You sound thoroughly stup!d, bro.

You lost the elections, deal with it and move on. Killing your brother will not change the power stakes, it will only make you a bereaved murderer, an object of derision.

Google doesn't think, it simply rates the highest searches.
If Nigerians only talk about splitting and hatred, that will be reflected in googles suggestions.

A Nigerian site like Nairaland with its high traffic and promotion of ethnic bigotry, hatred (personal and group), negative articles etc is a huge factor in googles suggestions for Nigeria. Nigerians of all ranks are to blame.

Old Wizard: Suicide Bombing has become the norm now. GEJ is incompetent and too busy with Bayelsa politics to make any impact.
Nothing good can ever come out GEJ presidency.

Make una vote wisely come 2015.

You are blind, deaf and ignorant.
Listen carefully, you people can practice all your politics of hate, it will affect you most, because you cannot take on Nigeria in frontal battle; you will continue to send 15 year olds to blow themselves up for the pockets corrupt 70 year old murderers.

You lose elections and kill youth corpers, then set off boko haram as a political tool; yet you are demonic enough to use it as a campaign tool?
I pity you, bro.

I will vote GEJ if he stands in 2015, lets see if people like you will then set off nuclear weapons in your villages in protest. Ode!

ZUBY77: You are right. Let us hope this thread gets to beaf.

Lol!
And werin Beaf go take di thread do na? I be Obama?

@topic
I believe the seriousness of the effects of nomadic herders and their settlements on their host communities peace and security has hit govt. There are very bitter complaints about Fulani settlements around just being destroyed and burnt down by JTF as we speak. It is not the best solution, but Nigeria cannot continue to pretend not to be at war. And war is ugly.

The one thing that MUST NEVER happen, is allow these folk go mental in the SW. That is simply crossing the the line; they have no remote claims to roots anywhere in the SW. Therefore, I imagine whatever scotched earth action is being carried by JTF in Plateau state will be increased 7 fold in the SW.
Dem neva born dem.

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The same family has actually ruled Togo for 45 years, not 40. Its one hell of a country.

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