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shymmex: Says the BIGGEST LIAR on NL...

How come your nose and GEJ's nose are almost the same size??

Thank you, the evidence here shows you to be the self-loathing, identitiless liar here.
Get a plane ticket, leave Peckham and get to know where your fathers village is. You will continue hating Nigeria and playing the fool, so long as you have NEVER EVER visited the country in your life. You are simply a waste with no identity.

shymmex: It's the same APC with some adjustments - stop hallucinating..

You are a worthless self-loathing liar.
Get on a plane to learn where your fathers compound is.

BlackBaron: They are 2 entirely different companies, not related in any way. Don't mix them up...

Shymmex is a clown without any identity to be proud off, who therefore lies freely, most people should know that by now.

shymmex: The APC wasn't built by the Nigerian Army - two Ekiti brothers built it, but the Army modernized it..

This is the prototype of the APC here:

Why are you always so self-hating and dumb? You haven't even seen the pic of the Nigerian armies APC, yet you are already lying full time. I really hate liers and self-haters.

You will continue to loathe yourself until the day you board a plane to know where your village is.

Delafruita: as in seriously,you now realise foreigners visit nairaland.i didnt think you knew that or how does one account for the fact that you go out your way to paint anything ACN or southwest as been backward,rascally and fetish.afterall aregbesola is also a nigerian who happens to be a leader of a section of nigerians.or probably your vituperous utterances with regards to the opposition is a symbol of cerebral acumen

No need to lie, bro. Its daft and desperate. Thank you.
Now, make Nigeria proud by coming across as a thinker with morals and discipline.

Critical thinking is one of the badges of cerebral ability, please learn to stay on topic (Dasuki vs boko haram). Don't shame us further.

musKeeto: Such news makes u proud?
nna, na wa o...

Bruv, if news of technological progress cannot make us proud, what will?

Kayusfity: THANK GOD. WHEN WILL GEJ AND HIS FAMILY BE MURDERED?

I hope the SSS traces you and introduces you to life in darkness.
Stup!d unevolved monkey.

Up 9ja! We can do it! Such news makes me so proud.
I hope the thing looks like a growling beast.

Anyways, lets use it to immediately invade Cameroon. Na me go drive am.

cjay4luv: una na go kill person 4 dis forum.however i think we should refrain from
calling our president names.
@ topic
the president didnt seem to change much
money jst made him look more chubby

The name callers lack upbringing, its the gutter in them showing through.

@topic
Those pictures are proof that with God and effort, each of us can hit the sky tomorrow, no matter how lowly our circumstances today.
Let us see in GEJ the inspiration to strive forward and upward. Who knows?... A future Nigerian President might be reading this.

Demdem: Iidiota, did u just say paymasters? ok, which of them? have been accused of being a spokesman for Atiku, also Buhari's henchman, infact someone said i am just an ACN tout while another claims i am AregbeRascal son, one foool even said i am part of the killer squad of Akpabio all these dont move me an inch.
U are young on this site to know that i dont detest opposing views instead i detest lies which many of ur types stands for. u are free to air ur opinion likewise others who may feel otherwise.

Whatever people say, most times you simply sound as a fool, bro.
No worries.

I'm getting tired of the silly remarks some people post without thinking. NL is a forum many foreigners use, yet we Nigerians use it as a means to portray ourselves as completely instinctive and utterly lacking in cerebral abilities.

This has to stop. For goodness sake, we are talking about life and death here.

I wish Dasuki goodluck and pray that he succeeds. He must have a couple of levers he can pull, because 3 weeks is a very short time and his promise is very confident.
Lets hope the senseless killings come to an end.

Lol! Many of us have been "paid agents," Emma Niboro, Reno Omokri etc for two years now.
When evil fights back, it does so with everything at its disposal, including stealing and lying.

But we remain right here, steadfast, eyes on the ball, unmoving and unflinching like one person lynch squads and battle tank brigades.

Who no like, make e die. Its winsh crucifiction time!

Fresh Air!

[quote author=str8_talk]are u his mouth piece?[/quote]Do you hate the great job Tompolo is doing?

Pataki: What is this idi0t yapping about?

In the name of insulting someone, you are utterly meaningless - ''a creature scrapped from the toilet floor'' Wtf

Ode feeling more stooooopid within himself.

Ya! You too are as worthless as a creature scrapped from the toilet floor.
Now, run along and collect the next rumour from iya paraga spot.

As usual, ayam standing right hia! Patiently waiting to befuddle your agidi filled brain with wicked intellectual jabs, logical bobbing and weaving, fancy mental footwork and acrobatics of the cerebral kind.
As usual, ayam standing right hia to beat your brain with such a furious storm of intellectual straight lefts and uppercuts that it pops right out through your worm infested anus.

Dig?

Tank you! Tank you!! Tank you!!!

PointB: Legendary and the one and only Beaf Nothing do you my brother.

They want to silence all opposing view, to pave the way for their unopposed propaganda of hate.
Winsh accident just just they start, fire burn them winshes!!

My brother, don't mind the addled imps jare!
We cramp and paralise Babylon, break Beelzebubs k-legs and pop a pot belly or two!
Pesin goat go wound o!!

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...And does that person know that you are a paid infiltrator?

Ufeolorun: @OP
Its been obvious man.This trend started during Yara dua's time and when these guys came in they ramped up the pressure,we may see this government as generally incompetent but we must all admit that they have a huge,well funded internet operation.its not here only its everywhere and only the operators of the websites can stop them.Though they are outnumbered but have mastered the act of creating diversions.
Anyways anyone criticizing this administration probably wasting his or her time cos awon baba wa president "dont give a damn" and he means it.

Kai! So this lau-lau dummy can actually speak English? Lol!
Koda!

WTF!

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brabus: Oga, leave dat thing. What's common sense here?

Lagos should shut down or do magic. Now, Lagos is Fashola. When GEJ is flexing muscle to change UNILAG to MAULAG, why can't he do same for roads, waterways etc belonging to the FG in Lagos.

9001 roads, Lagos alone. How many roads dey Nigeria sef?

Please stop talking senselessly. What has GEJ got to do with drainage in Lagos? Critical thinking is a skill that see's the practitioner staying on topic and on target. Keep to the topic, so you don't sound like you are in an intellectual stumble.

Common sense says, clear your drains when your land is at sea level (in some cases, below). Lagos sinks lower every year, because it is swampland and development is unrelenting. With the landmass sinking and the drains all blocked and canals all encroached on, the scene is only being set for a terrible flooding disaster in the future. All evidence points to a rapidly worsening flooding problem as the years go by.

If LASTMA can be so vigorous about collecting taxes for Tinubu, I see no reason why common sense can not be applied to the glaring disaster staring us all in the face. What we have is a failure.

omosexy1: @mustpin I would have loved to engage you too. When you pass the batton to a sprinter to run, he/she doesnt run a half way and stop, the sprinter goes all the way to the finish line and complete the race. Fashola is implementing half-way projects in Lagos and I dont know who he is leaving them for. What was the project or objective - to turn lagos into a mega city. He should be commended for the oshodi park renovation, also the beautification of Lagos Island. I observe that Fashola concentrates on areas where he gets more tax revenue from, well the idea is good but don't neglect other areas. The jobs most of the governors in nigerian do including Fashola are the work of local government chairmen and they make noise on top of it. In developed cities, Local govt are responsible for road construction and maintenance, public education administration, health and safety e.t.c but in nigerian local government are circus centres for sharing state allocation. Fashola has lost the zeal and energy he brought during his first tenure. If tax revenue is his problem has he consulted tax specialist to brainstorm on how taxable individuals in lagos would pay their taxes. Fashola can actually put bus drivers out of business through competition. I thought that was the game plan when BRT buses were introduced, but as usual another half-way project. He should introduce a viable system of Governance and let other states copy him, let our local government be more responsible, let them be empowered. These are not theories but models that are working in develop countries, these are best practices. He also should not bear the burden alone, free up some aspect of social infrastructure for private business men to come in and provide quality services to the public. Like the BRT Fashola should have given it to Private companies who will bring in their money, procure buses that maybe enough for lagosians and compete strongly against the mad bus drivers in lagos. Okadas should not be plying on the street of lagos, they are dangerous.

I have been saying much the same thing about Nigeria, but I'm almost concluding that most Nigerians have been beaten into a culture of astonishing mental laziness by the trauma of military dictatorships. People just want good to come to them without realising that the basic tools of development are self application, discipline and organisation. How do you get these things when state governors are engaged in chest beating for providing the duties of LG bosses, who in turn exist only to organise NURTW fights? Its really sad, bro.

afam4eva: Lagos is the worse city when it rains. Nothing can be done to salvage the situation. The effect can only be minimized.

Thats so totally not true. What we are witnessing is the unfortunate effect of glossing over proper procedure, laws and common sense.
There is LASTMA and all sorts of other bullshiit to keep our taxes flowing into Tinubu's thieving pockets, but precious little is done about keeping drains and canals open. Its an absolute disgrace.

Again, welldone to Tompolo.
GEJ knew exactly what he was doing when he got him to man our coastline.

Elueme: I would wish Bakare well, but it would pay him more to stop being a confused man and concentrate on rediscovering himself.. You can't serve God and mammoth simultaneously..

Simple.
The man is a false prophet and self proclaimed leader of fools and id!ots.

I haven't stopped laughing since watching it! What a guy!
Dude is a real entertainer, I hope he gets the tournaments golden boot.

tunapawizzy: Gej gave d excuse of d public's loss of confidence for Waziri's sack, it is very clear now d public has absolutely no confidence in diezani again ( we never did anyways)...if gej get sense now make e just redeploy d woman go anoda ministry instead of protecting ds woman at his own detriment. Image wey dun spoil b4 d mumu dey cover criminal diezani again. To you idiots protecting thieves, God will catch u. Trade ur generation's future for bread idiots.

I'm sure someone in Yaba Left will find this post "very packed with facts," "very clever" and "highly intelligent."

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One correction, he doesn't need Visual Studio. There are express versions that are free.
More info here: http://www.microsoft.com/visualstudio/en-us/products/2010-editions/express

The answer is quite simple, bro.

If a = 2 and b = 7, when you pass the a and b in by reference, then the internals of enigma(a, b) will work like so:

b = b + b; /*value of external variable b you passed in changes, the new value will be used in subsequent calculations*/
a = b + a; /*value of external variable a you passed in changes, the new value will be used in subsequent calculations*/
b = a + b; /*value of external variable b you passed in changes, the new value will be used in subsequent calculations*/
a = b;/*value of external variable a you passed in changes*/

when you pass the a and b in by value, then within enigma(a, b), y and x would have no effects on the values of the external variables a and b; their values would only change when you hit the lines that do b = x + b and a = y.

3. Consider the following pseudocode?
x : = 1;
i ; = 1;
while (x ≤ 1000 )
begin
x ; = 2n
i = i + 1;
end;
what is value of i at the end of the dseudocode?

So long as the way the value of n varies is not given, the question is meaningless. The value of n must vary for the above code to function.
Your last problem (4) is not well stated.

Where are those "holy" winshes who worship the drug baron?

Liars and winshes, please tell us what corrupt thing Deziani has done (aside from the empty, baseless crap campaign that boko haram and the cabal have been urging to you to shout out).
We are waiting.

Nice one from Tompolo!
Nigeria is seeing his impact within a few short months.

Fresh Air!

omenka: What kind of lame thinking is that? Is it only when one comits a crime that they are shown the way outta office? What crime did the NSA and defence minister commit b4 they were shown the door? What hard evidence was there to prove that Oniwon commited any crime? She's incompitent, too much curruption in the ministry she heads.broaden the scope of your understanding of the machinery of administration, it would do you alot of good buddy.

Why don't you go to Aso Rock to sack people then? Keep sacking by mouth on NL, until your mouth falls through your hairy arse.
Ode!

IYA NGBALI: you mean say upon all the problems wey GEJ dey face for naija him still get time to dey play away game?na wetin happen to aunty patience,s farm and na who dey farm there now?

This is primitive, reprehensible and despicable.
You are as worthless as a creature scrapped from the toilet floor.

Latest film:
[size=14pt]The coming Together of the Sons of Turmoil[/size]
Now showing in all cinema's. Doh!

"I will continue to show openly and inside me the total commitment to the Sharia movement that is sweeping all over Nigeria," Buhari said, quoted in press reports.

"God willing, we will not stop the agitation for the total implementation of the Sharia in the country,"

- Gen. Buhari

Revealing a chilling prophetic vision, Bakare said: "Neither [size=14pt]Buhari [/size] nor IBB nor Obasanjo nor Atiku will be part of the new Nigeria. They are part of the old that has decayed and is still decaying. The new is coming forth. It is the counsel of the Lord that shall stand in this nation. [size=14pt]Until the sons of turmoil destroy themselves, this nation will not know peace[/size]."

- "Pastor" Tunde Bakare

https://www.nairaland.com/597949/now-cinema-near-sons-turmoil

[size=14pt]Tunde Bakare is a false prophet and a demon.[/size]