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Politics › Re: Oba Of Bini Refused GEJ In His Palace by Beaf: 11:26pm On Jun 30, 2012
Rewind...

Desperation!
Anti-GEJ's, una de lie wella sha o! shocked shocked shocked shocked

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The President was thereafter asked to proceed alone to the inner chambers to see the Oba while others, including the PDP Candidate, Maj-Gen Charles Aihiavbere (rtd), were asked to vacate the palace hall.
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http://247ureports.com/oba-shuns-airhiavbere-as-president-visits/
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 11:17pm On Jun 30, 2012
kiyosaki1: Beaf Abi wetin be your name you are so shallow that the looting of today has so blind folded you that makes you sold your conscience for a cup of garri that whoever is your pay master have you heard this saying before .YOU CAN FOOL SOME PEOPLE ALL THE TIME BUT YOU CAN NEVER FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME no matter how many legions your you and your cohorts employ I and some other wise people on this forum will never be deceive by your propaganda if you are a good student of history you will know that the method of your propagation was what was used by Hitler to force the people of old German to war which was needless meaningless as it only brought sorrow to his people you and your followers on this forum are paranoia and my prayer is that you will know the truth and. that truth will male you free but for me to support what's not right count me and other patriots out we ain't Mugu
Bro, did you see this post I made earlier. Read and re-read it several times, then look in the mirror and tell me if the reflection of yourself you see isn't the "k-legged El Rufai supporter" I described below. Lol! grin grin grin

A GEJ supporter: "Dude, these are the facts figures and scenario, all delivered with calm, impeccable intelligence and unadulterated wit."

A k-legged El Rufai supporter:
"NLers are all PDP agents! Phuck NL! Phuck Beaf! Phuck jmaine! Phuck PointB! God punish your fada! I will stone your moda! Fools! Fucking! I hate life! I will kill someone o!"

...Coke and 7Up, the difference is clear! cool
The problem is, malaria of the brain! grin

Anyways, lemme take more time out to cry for all El Rufai chickens.
Lets bow our heads in solitude, I really wanna weep bitterly for all El Rufais gutter beings:

Weennnnnnhhhh! Mama come o! El Rufai don de jonz again o! Moooooooooo! Mauuuuuuuuu!!!'

https://gifs.gifbin.com/062010/1277899575_crocodile-tears.gif

https://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/oprah_laughing_animated_gif.gif
Politics › Re: Oba Of Bini Refused GEJ In His Palace by Beaf: 11:13pm On Jun 30, 2012
Rewind...

Desperation!
Anti-GEJ's, una de lie wella sha o! shocked shocked shocked shocked

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The President was thereafter asked to proceed alone to the inner chambers to see the Oba while others, including the PDP Candidate, Maj-Gen Charles Aihiavbere (rtd), were asked to vacate the palace hall.
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http://247ureports.com/oba-shuns-airhiavbere-as-president-visits/
Politics › Re: Oba Of Bini Refused GEJ In His Palace by Beaf: 11:08pm On Jun 30, 2012
Desperation!
Anti-GEJ's, una de lie wella sha o! shocked shocked shocked shocked

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The President was thereafter asked to proceed alone to the inner chambers to see the Oba while others, including the PDP Candidate, Maj-Gen Charles Aihiavbere (rtd), were asked to vacate the palace hall.
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http://247ureports.com/oba-shuns-airhiavbere-as-president-visits/
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 11:03pm On Jun 30, 2012
kutchs: Anyone who says something for the govt is paid while those who consistently criticize even when there is nothing to criticize are not paid agents of El Rufai, buhari, tinubu etc. Really funny how enemies try to deflate attention from their emptiness.
The keyword being emptiness.
Like El Rufai, like his followers.
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 10:56pm On Jun 30, 2012
I still can't get over El Rufai referring to Pat Utomi, Naijapundit and Nairaland as PDP tools and agents.
Hating has seriosely weakened that mans brain cells, his mind is now operating with firewood.
Politics › Re: The Arrival Of Gej's Political Alleluia Boys by Beaf: 10:48pm On Jun 30, 2012
"Vultures Revenge Part I
Featuring bow-legged Joe, the red-eyed maggot and Lady Osonga, the one-eyed winsh"


Lol! grin
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 10:40pm On Jun 30, 2012
vladimiros: el-rufai boys are running out of ammo
I think we should write the UN to "find sontin" for El Rufai's begging bowl! Lol!
The cross-eyed Emir of Twitter evidently takes politics as a do or die career.
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf:
A GEJ supporter: "Dude, these are the facts figures and scenario, all delivered with calm, impeccable intelligence and unadulterated wit."

A k-legged El Rufai supporter:
"NLers are all PDP agents! Phuck NL! Phuck Beaf! Phuck jmaine! Phuck PointB! God punish your fada! I will stone your moda! Fools! Fucking! I hate life! I will kill someone o!"

...Coke and 7Up, the difference is clear! cool
The problem is, malaria of the brain! grin

Anyways, lemme take more time out to cry for all El Rufai chickens.
Lets bow our heads in solitude, I really wanna weep bitterly for all El Rufais gutter beings:

Weennnnnnhhhh! Mama come o! El Rufai don de jonz again o! Moooooooooo! Mauuuuuuuuu!!!'

https://gifs.gifbin.com/062010/1277899575_crocodile-tears.gif

https://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/oprah_laughing_animated_gif.gif
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 9:01pm On Jun 30, 2012
emmatok: grin

Where are all the Abacha,OBJ and Yaradua,apologist today.
GEJ fans too will experience thesame vary soon.
They will be running away from NL.
I know Seun has been bullied to join.
I've been asking this question for a loooooooooooooooong time now! Lol! grin
As for GEJ fans? We de hia like Olumo Rock. No shaking! cool

--Wise ol' Beaf quietly goes back to chewing his cassava bread and akara. Nutin spoil.--
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 8:57pm On Jun 30, 2012
manny4life: Really? You mean "Best Universities" that produces scholars in Islamic Studies, or best universities that produces scholars in Top Physics/Engineering, which is it?

That depends on what you define as control and under what statistics you used as a basis of your assumption. How can BH control 2/3rd of the country, so literally you're convincing me that BH dictates for (2/3x 36 states =24 states)? Haba, come on now, you don't have to exaggerate like this... But no problem, I understand.

Duh, he's giving them a run for their money, else why would all Northern leader continue to hold meeting upon meeting YET FUTILE, meanwhile El Rufai and Buhari have promised dogs and baboons soaked in blood... Come one now, it looks like the loopholes that flows into the north no longer flows anymore.
Shymmex is and adult that has never been to Nigeria, so what do you expect, but rank ignorance?
Leave him to post his Hitler animations, at least that shows us where his head is.
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 8:32pm On Jun 30, 2012
Reyginus: Beef,could you please post that ur picture of laughing while drinking in the bathroom.plss
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Hia it is, bro! Bigging up El Rufai - Emir of Twitter!
He thinks NL wanno kill im! grin

Broda Okon, come!
Sombodi wan take laf gif Ekaete bele o![/size] grin grin grin

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Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 8:16pm On Jun 30, 2012
[size=23pt]El Rufai - Emir of Twitter.[/size] grin grin grin
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 8:14pm On Jun 30, 2012
Imagine El Rufai saying Pat Utomi, the darling of progressive Nigerians is a PDP tool? shocked
How about the claim that NL too is a PDP tool?! This is just damn funny!
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 8:10pm On Jun 30, 2012
Can anyone imagine a politician so empty and insecure that he can whine about NL?
Agbrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ozone layer! grin grin grin
El Rufai has shown himself to be a real weakling! Imagine such a clown actually dreams of becoming president one day!
Jokes de 9ja sha! Lol!
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 8:05pm On Jun 30, 2012
virgo: Beaf is a PDP tool? Heard that rumour o! Where is Beaf now? Come and clear your name. cheesy

But on a more serious note, he has admirers here too. Why would he think a forum with several anonymous characters is a tool in the hands of PDP or GEJ. We have lots of GEJ and PDP haters here. huh
Good kueshion! My sista, helep me axe dem o!

Don't mind the El Rufai gutter bots.
That clan of Neanderthals is so weak willed, full of hatred, so lacking in intellect and buried to the ears in primitivity that anyone who opposes them with superior intellect, is a "PDP tool" or "paid agent."

They simply cannot cope with my mental acrobatics, cerebral uppercuts and logical left hooks.
I'm here to teach, teach, teach and teach the rocks, weeds and stones among us, to discombobulate fools and profoundly cure idiocy. Its a tough job, but someones gotta do it. The El Rufai bots desperately need a healer, so here ayam! Lolz!

O yes! Ayam da doctor in da house; id!ot curer and stup!dity healer. Gboza! Gboza!! Gboza!!! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: El - Rufai On Reno Omokri, GEJ, PDP And Nairaland by Beaf: 7:52pm On Jun 30, 2012
Poor El Rufai! He has made himself into an object of ridicule with his childish and desperately red-eyed posts on twitter! grin grin grin
Thank God for twitter! Lol! Many now know the depths of emptiness and mindless hatred that emanate from that forlorn soul.
Politics › Re: Say No To Media Or Forum Intimidation by Beaf: 7:44pm On Jun 30, 2012
Johndoe100: Please do not allow these
losers to get to you. They all know deep down that they are backing a lost cause.
Exactly. Treat them like the lil pieces of shiit that they are.

@Mandelaguy
You should have seen this place in the run up to the elections, every primitive technique was employed such as invoking curses, ethnic bigotry, threads targetted at specific NLers, insulting our parents privates, physical threats - including actually putting bullets through us. Long and short is, we tamed the damn fools. Today, their high priest, Gbawe is like a thing of ridicle on NL, defeated by truth and exposed for repeatedly telling fibs.

All we have now are the smaller jackals with a penchant to seek notice like demdem, rhino.5dm, dayokanu, ileke idi, Eko Ile, oyb etc (all quite daft people, easily defeated because they lack the intellect to either argue a point, or keep to topic). They all share the instinct to lie, gang up, attempt to intimidate and be immoral.
oyb is noteworthy for the fact that he is a moderator who feels no shame in coming across as an unrepentant fool. Treat him like a fool.

Anyway, we've since past the turning point and many of them have reduced their visits to the politics section.
Politics › Re: The Most Developed State Capital In Nigeria ? by Beaf: 6:42pm On Jun 30, 2012
Seyilome: E be like say u never go outside of ur state, non of ur capital reach Abeokuta, argue it with me
Dude, most peeps from the SW do not travel widely, thats why you are mentioning Abeokuta which is just a huge, rusty village like Ibadan.
Sadly, outside of Ikeja, nothing in the SW even remotely belongs on the list of developed state capitals.
Akure is up and coming though. Ilorin is another up and coming town, but unfortunately, it is in the Middle Belt not the SW.
Politics › Re: The Most Developed State Capital In Nigeria ? by Beaf: 6:10pm On Jun 30, 2012
thirty: Beaf

These are Nigeria's most developed states in order:

1. Lagos
2. Delta
3. Rivers
4. Anambra
5. Akwa Ibom

by this post, i am now know that Beaf is the most naughty member of nairaland.
Those are the most developed states in Nigeria.

Nobody can argue about Lagos, or do you disagree? Lagos fairly stands out in the Nigerian scene, in terms of infrastructure, aesthetics and industrialisation.

For Delta, most of its towns like Sapele, Ughelli, Warri are much more developed in every sense than most state capitals, yet the state capital is Asaba. You don't see a lot of bush when driving through Delta state; many states would beg for her smaller towns as their capitals. Outside Lagos, there is no state with such a spread of development.

Rivers state would have been rated above Delta, but it basically has only Port Harcout. Without doubt, Port Harcout is easily the most develped town after parts of Lagos (it is far more developed than Ikeja).

Anambra has Awka, Onotsa and Nnewi; these areas are heavily entrepreneural. A lot of our "made in Aba" stuff is created here; it is a very industrially pioneering area, eg it is the home of Innoson.

As for Akwa Ibom, it beats every other state hands down in terms of infrastructure (and by a bloody wide margin too).
Politics › Re: The Most Developed State Capital In Nigeria ? by Beaf: 7:16am On Jun 30, 2012
nifemi01: U pple r commenting with d perception of how things were years ago.
Have any of u visited Ondo state recently? Try kwara state capital also.
Akure is the best capital after Ikeja in the SW. But it doesn't rate when the rest of Nigeria is being discussed.
I'm from Delta where at least 3 or 4 towns are more developed and beautiful than Akure, yet in all my lists of developed capitals, I have not included Asaba.
Dude, Akure has a very long way to go to match anything outside the SW.
Politics › Re: Why Ooni Of Ife and emir of kano want all nigerian to Pray For Musiwa by Beaf: 7:07am On Jun 30, 2012
Musiwa is a very great man. I think he should even challenge Obama in the next election.
What a guy!
Politics › Re: Nigeria & Russia Commence Nuclear Power Generation Programme by Beaf: 6:53am On Jun 30, 2012
bayooooooo: grin grin grin

There is no ideal location but it's safer when it's closer to source of water. After all, weapons testing are usually carried out in desert. Majority of nuclear power plants in the world are sited as such for that reason.
There are nuclear plant designs that don't need flowing water these days. And we have rivers even in the far North, if water is to be the limiting factor of the design and strategy we choose. The plants can be anywhere, even in Abuja.
Politics › Re: The Most Developed State Capital In Nigeria ? by Beaf: 6:46am On Jun 30, 2012
^
Abeg, stop that, now!

Foxyhoxy: n y d hell will u make a jestry of abakaliki?? Probably u dnt no among dose 6 newly created states in 1996,dat it has a better capital city. Mayb u go dere n c 4 urslf... Well, d orda is lyk dis calabar
Ikeja
Enugu
Owerri
Abeokuta
Uyo
Is the inclusion of Abeokuta today's joke? Lol! grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria & Russia Commence Nuclear Power Generation Programme by Beaf: 6:42am On Jun 30, 2012
bayooooooo: It's beyond land seizure. The land for such is not even what one can contest. Ideally you want to have it within at least a radius of 30km from towns and by nature it has to be close to source of water. So in our case, it might actually be sitting on Atlantic ocean. It's the politics of site location that will not come easy. It's not a project that can be accomplished in a fast manner as well. feasibility study alone can take years!
There is no ideal location for nuclear reactors as far as towns are concerned. For example, fissile material travels through London by rail and the company that manufactures the UK's nuclear warheads (Atomic Weapons Establishment, AWE) is in a village called Aldermaston. That village also hosts a nuclear reactor.
Aldermaston is also nowhere near the ocean, even though England is an island.

If we were making a nuclear bomb, then the facilities would need to be far from town and preferrably deep underground or in a rocky mountain. But we are not making weapons.

Those who have nuclear facilities are not spirits, Nigeria can do it too. Development cannot come without risk anyway; there is the old saying, "nothing ventured, nothing gained."
Politics › Re: br by Beaf: 6:24am On Jun 30, 2012
Uche2008: [size=14pt]musiwa you are protested[/size]

https://cdn.informationnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nigerian-army1.jpg?9d7bd4
Kpuho! Kpuho!! Kpuho!!!
Me too! Ayam protested!! grin grin grin
One day is one day. Unu go take laf broke antelope waist for dis NL o!

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Politics › Re: Picture Of Gej In His Younger Years And Now. A Big Difference by Beaf: 6:19am On Jun 30, 2012
^
becomerich, is that ya pisho? shocked
Politics › Re: Nigeria & Russia Commence Nuclear Power Generation Programme by Beaf: 6:16am On Jun 30, 2012
bayooooooo: We will be ripe and know as well when we have developed required competence for strict adherence to safety standards and maintenance culture.
How do you develop the "required competence for strict adherence to safety standards and maintenance culture" for nuclear energy without the challenges posed by actually physically owning a nuclear reactor?
Prayers won't give such capabilities, bro; only tangible challenges can imbue such in us.
Politics › Re: Nigeria & Russia Commence Nuclear Power Generation Programme by Beaf: 6:11am On Jun 30, 2012
bayooooooo: It's not that simple! shocked
Really? In case you don't know, the FG practically owns all unused land.
If the FG siezes your land, what are you going to do, aside claim compensation?
Politics › Re: Faroukgate: Police Uncover Fresh $10m Bribe by Beaf: 5:58am On Jun 30, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Na so you wish for my death?
It would make things easier for lazy, lying conniving fools like you, I see.
What happened to ignoring Ileke-IdI? I was so enjoying it. Odeku.[/quote]Abeg, keep calling Farouk a fine boy and saying thats proof he isn't a thief jare.
You say you will kill yourself if Farouk is found guilty? Well, whether you decide to hang yourself, jump off Brooklyn Bridge or guzzle otapiapia on the day will be entirely your show. NL would simply sigh in relief.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Survives Assassination Attempt by Beaf: 4:14am On Jun 30, 2012
Seun: Bullet-proof cars?
From the description of the "attack," it was done at close range. Bullet proofing loses some effectiveness at close range.
When you couple this with the number of attackers given, not as a single gunman, but "tens," then the story loses all credibility. No bullet proofing can survive shooting by tens of assailants.

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