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[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129946#msg8129946 date=1302830680]1) Ultimately, it would be more nourishing for the goats to eat the $3 billion+ than a goat in human form in your boy Ibori to eat the money and carry it to Dubai. At least the fertilizer produced from the cash would help agriculture 
2) Do you not understand the concept of a person growing up a place (or heck, continent) other than their self-identified state of origin?
3) You do realize that cassava doesn't grow in North America, right?[/quote]Stop straining to distance yourself from your origins, you're overtasking your cassava addled mind. Lets not forget that it evolved for the specific tasks of goat catching and running through the bush at high speed.

There is some woman in the video thumbprinting stuff. We don't know the date or location, what she is thumprinting or who for, it does look quite suspicious though.
The right thing to do is post it off to Jega.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129883#msg8129883 date=1302829598]1) You are not one to lecture anyone on morals. Your beloved Ibori stole 3 billion+ from your state. . . you made it out to be nothing.
2) Beaf, again, were you dropped on your head as a child? Cassava isn't widely grown in North America, the continent I grew up on. Do you also ridicule people who grew up in Russia or Norway with cassava jokes  It only makes you look like a m0ron. If stereotypes-from-the-wrong-continent-and-country are in vogue, maybe I should ridicule you for spending too much time buying liquor from the Korean corner store in your neighborhood. Or for being a member of a Latino street gang? 
3) High speed internet access in jail? Also, since when did disliking and ridiculing an slowpoke like yourself become punishable by a jail term?[/quote]If there was 3billion in your state, goats would have eaten it; its that primitive.
Hmm! It was counterfeit claims to Lagos first, now its North America! LOL!
How can anyone be so ashamed of their origin? Wetin pesin no go hear? I blame cassava!

recoome:
The CPC was projected to make a good showing in the entire North due to the purported 'popularity' of it's presidential candidate, General muhammadu buhari coupled with it's large rally crowds, but with recent developments in the results of the NASS election, the CPC trailed the PDP at a distant second position closely followed by the ANPP. The questions are; what happened to all the 'sea of heads'? Is buhari no more popular? Has it all been a farce? Where have all the supporters gone to? I thought momoh said CPC would win 17 of the northern states?

It has since been discovered that 90% of his supporters are 10 year old almajiri's. Most were caught before they could vote.

A Buhari supporter in Katsina state, caught attempting to vote:

www.nairaland.com/attachments/423419_childVoter_jpga0121e13767e398d906505a90b2c5b0b

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129797#msg8129797 date=1302828260]^-- You are welcome to the last word. Going to take all of my will-power, but I'll try my best to simply ignore you lest I say something else I'll regret.[/quote]The Worlds worst dunce would regret almost everything you've said on this thread. It just shows where your cassava munching morals are.
Perhaps, you have received some degree of warning of what your mindless ethnic bigotry can bring. A lot of blood has been spilt in Warri, but for you its like discussing bags of garri.

Dude, you are damn primitive and posessed of a callous mind. Are you posting from jail by any chance?

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129766#msg8129766 date=1302827716]Bleh. Another saying I should have remembered, "I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."

Enough, I am hopefully done here. I don't want to be viewed on the same level as this guy[/quote]Lol! Go and pluck coconuts for your governor and clear goats from your streets. You've abused my parents and family over and over like the primitive bushman you are. I guess its something that comes naturally when you jump rocks, live in the forest and rub shoulders with wild animals in your place thats like a zoo.

I'm sure one can make loads of money from people paying to watch the cassava chumping, rock hopping spectacle thats your village.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129722#msg8129722 date=1302827155]1) Are all Nigerians in Nigeria?
2) Did all Nigerians grow up in Nigeria?
3) Are all Nigerians as feckless and simpleminded as your parents that they'd continue to feed their children food not fit for animals, have their infants drink oil-polluted water, making them weak, sickly and stunted?[/quote]Lol! The counterfeit Lagosian is angggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyy!!!!
Someone please call the vet! Its the rage of the unevolved!

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[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=367789.msg8129712#msg8129712 date=1302827031]you dont "eat" cassava for goodness sake. It has to be processed before being consumed.[/quote]You are right as far as most are concerned, but not for ekt_bears village, a place where life is lived under rocks and goats surprisingly challenge human beings.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129653#msg8129653 date=1302826429]Beaf, there is nothing "Nigerian" about feeding kids cassava. It is a sign of deep poverty. It is quite unfortunate that this is all your family could afford to feed you. I was fortunate enough to grow up in a place where even the poorest of children get better food than that. I would suggest that you try to find more nourishing food for your own children, lest they end up as brain-damaged and sickly as you.[/quote]Exactly! But travelling through your place, all one see's are rocks, cassava farms and brave goats that sleep in the middle of the road in the afternoon. It looks like a zoo.
I am happy to see you engaging in a discussion about Delta state, which is infinitely more developed than yours; it should give you something to aspire to, instead of developing the primitive rock hopping skills essential for life in the wilderness.

Keep making claims, bro. Its the way of the confidence and morality impoverished; first you were a counterfeit Lagosian, but now that your arse has been broken, you're beginning to claim you aren't even Nigerian.

Dude, is all this due to an inferior complex?
Nothing you do or say can change where you are from, or the sad part raw cassava has played in your life.

Their support doesn't matter, especially mere hours to the election.

jason123:
@Beaf
Leave Dapo alone!!! Its okay.

I didn't start it, but I hear you.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129558#msg8129558 date=1302825339]Beaf, dude. . . we don't have cassava in the country I grew up in. Like, at least make up a story about me living in the projects and living on food stamps or something. . . it would be equally incorrect, but at least a better stereotype of where I grew up.[/quote]First you lie that you're from Lagos, now you are suddenly ashamed to be Nigerian?
Damn! Na wa for pretentious types with smelly arses!

We all know where you are from, and it looks like a godforsaken zoo in Nigeria's backyard; a place where cassava is a luxury. LOL!

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129459#msg8129459 date=1302824328]Honestly, if LGs were not the weakest level of government, then I think a lot of problems would be solved. People wouldn't give a damn about which state they are in if LGs were not so impotent.

As you sort of imply, "true" federalism would center around LGs rather than even states.

Would anyone care about having say an Anioma state if most of the power in Delta State resided in the LGs, rather than the state? Probably not. Power isn't decentralized enough in this country.[/quote]Lol! If only you were half as intelligent as Kilode?! you would have made this post several pages back instead of posting according to your primitive ethnic bigotry. But you are a pathetic cavemen from a goat ridden clump of bushes, so no biggies. Its easy to see how having to subsist on raw cassava from a tender age can twist the mind.

. . .Counterfeit Lagosian! Na wa!

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129386#msg8129386 date=1302823351]Truth. You are correct on both points. I definitely want to avoid the latter.

@Beaf: You are welcome to have the last word. I don't want to derail this thread any further; I shall return to discussing Warri.[/quote]You are bloody daft. You don't want to derail the thread, yet you wish to discuss Warri? IQ = 4.
The thread is not about Warri, but those with fungal infections in their brains wouldn't realise it. You're better off fighting the rampant goats in your place, digging yams on your governors farm and sweating off the inferiority complex that makes you claim Lagos.

There are some researchers looking for semi-evolved monkey types. You should give them a bell, you never know, you might be rewarded with a banana.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129358#msg8129358 date=1302822990]^-- Is this what you told the other little kids in your village school when they were beating the sh1t out of you? "I'm too civilized to fight"?

Your mother must have been really proud, knowing she raised an effeminate, preening sissy of a child.

Regarding "Partially-evolved". . . heh, it always used to crack me up when you had that AfroScienceCommunity signature. No wonder education in naija is bad, with half-educated pseudo-scientists and crackpots claiming to be authorities.

Oh well, I'm sure your folks did they best they could with the resources available to them. Not their fault they had a mentally deficient son. You can lead a (moronic) horse to water, but you cannot make it drink. . .[/quote]Lol! Counterfeit Lagosian, making claims from the deepest bush.
How many trees do you jump to get home? Yet you wanna claim Lagos and open your smelly mouth to discuss the splitting of a civilised, rich and developed state for your ethnically bigoted reasons.

Please, as a matter of research; what does it feel like to come from a place that looks like a zoo and smells of your poo?

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Lewis has really wheeled out the fireworks at McLaren. The man is in a real rage after the stvpid pit stops and being given old tyres when he had fresh ones. Its gloves off time:

"I have got only a short period in Formula One and I want to be competitive," he said. "I want to win championships. If you're in a good enough place and you're happy then there's no need to go anywhere. But loyalty has its limits."

Hamilton was responding to comments made by McLaren's team principle, Martin Whitmarsh, that he wanted to sign up Hamilton and his team-mate and fellow world champion Jenson Button for "another five years".

Hamilton, who won the world title with McLaren in 2008, warned the team at the start of the season that he wanted to be remembered as a multiple world champion. On Thursday he said: "I've always enjoyed racing here and would like to continue but at the end of the year you have to assess what position you're in and what's happened."

When Hamilton, who has been with the Woking-based McLaren team since signing as a child prodigy, was asked whether he envisaged staying with them for his entire career. "I don't really envisage anything, to be honest," he said.

. . .

According to Hamilton, Red Bull – who would be favourites to sign him if he did move on, with Mercedes the dark horses – are getting stronger and stronger.

"They're better this year," he said in the build-up to Sunday's Chinese grand prix. "They're just getting better. The car is the quickest so now they can focus on other areas. Their pit stop is the fastest. They're in and out , boom , it's like clockwork."

Hamilton, who has just bought one of Prince's guitars for £61,000, is regarded as the finest "racer" in Formula One, and he may have been reminded of his vast potential after signing a new agent to replace his father, Anthony, from whom he parted professionally a year ago.

Whitmarsh's apparent desire to keep his current drivers at McLaren for years to come came as a surprise to Button. "He hasn't spoken to me about that yet," the 2009 champion said. "No one has mentioned it to me. But it's lovely to hear and I'm obviously doing something right. I will grill Martin on it."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/apr/14/lewis-hamilton-f1-mclaren

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129195#msg8129195 date=1302821033]I prefer to keep these types of things on an individual level rather than state/ethnic one. It would be like a poor homeless man in the USA talking sh1t to some rich businessman from naija. Imagine that homeless dude saying, "My country is richer than yours, blahblah." Naija businessman will then ask, "Who born you?"

Honestly, I should have just ignored him rather than descending into filth. But I strongly, strongly dislike this dude for his shameless dishonesty coupled with arrogant stupidity. If I ever met him in real life, I'm sure he and [size=14pt]I would fight real quick. . .[/size][/quote]Definite sign of a bushman.  
Many of us are too civilised to fight. I'm sure you even go around biting kids, its the effect of living in trees. Have you been to the vet? I'm sure they can give you horse tranquilisers, cos nothing short will do for a partially evolved ape.

My state is better than yours, by a country mile. But here you are like a fool discussing how to split mine when the shrine like hole you come from is made up of vast stretches of forbiden forest and bad animals roming free.

. . .Counterfeit Lagosian wants to fight a civilised being. lol! You display all the signs of a primitive gravel eater, dude you should be in the zoo.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129154#msg8129154 date=1302820733]Heh. And he is already making me regret stepping back a bit

I'll restrain myself, though.[/quote]Don't hold back. Let NL see your moral decay and evil mind. A true tree hopper!
Dude, don't hold back, cos I'm ready to crack you to bits.

People, behold the glorified baboon and counterfeit Lagosian, a true creature of the forest!

Laf go wound me o!

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8129041#msg8129041 date=1302819629]I used to feel bad when I saw pictures like that. Now I shall look at them, think of Beaf, and smile. Who said all men are equal? Some deserve to be oppressed, subjugated, and enslaved.[/quote]Thats the real you coming out, the primeval beast we know.
When did you ever feel bad? You have only displayed your primitive self for all for all to see; its the the reason, I don't wish you anywhere near any discussion of my state. Its not just in your words here or the pictures, its in your wicked posts all over NL.

You have always been one of those cold evil people that see the ND as a bread basket, because your state looks like an evil forest and you are an unintelligent clueless parasite that has no ideas about how to develop outside of brigandage and robbery.

Even with scenes like those in the pix, my state is a million times better than yours where animals greet you every morning. Its like living in a hole.
Dude, go home, throw coconuts, tame some daring goats and kwashiokored monkeys; your state needs you.

PhysicsMHD:
Beaf, could you explain why Ejoor, Obiomah, and various other Urhobos keep up with this claim that the Olu of Warri, an Itsekiri king, was originally titled Olu of Itsekiri? I took it at face value originally, but after further reading, it's clear that the claim is patently false. So why do they persist with that claim? What's their basis? I just want to know as an outsider. Is it just political propaganda?

Really, can you tell me where on Earth a king rules from purchased land? lol
Find out what Ode-Itsekiri is and where it is. Further, research its history. It is also easy to find out where the villages in Warri are; Obiomah for example, is an Agbassa man whose village is bang in the middle of Warri, so you can understand his perspective.

Anyways, I'm not in the least interested in devisive issues, except in discussion with my fellow Deltans.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8128958#msg8128958 date=1302818715]More evidence of kerosene guzzling as a youth. You can keep lying and add Delta, Zimbabwe, and Kenya as places I claim that I am from. I'm proud of Ekiti State. That it is poor doesn't mean it is inferior. It certainly doesn't mean I am inferior. . . I'm likely a better man than you in every way.

Anyway, keep insulting my state. Insults are irrelevant, so long as you continue to pay tribute until all the resources are drained from your land.[/quote]You should be at home farming to help your state, getting goats off the road and getting houses out of the tree's. You never know what hardwork can bring, instead of hailing yourself as a counterfeit Lagosian. lol!
At least you can speak English, so you should be able to help a lot of hunters change their life style. The 21st century is not the time for grown men to waste their lives in hot pursuit of antelopes, barefoot, in the forest and over rocks. Some of those trap setters could turn out good, instead of losing all their teeth at 36 from hard life. . . Can you imagine a babe without teeth? lol!!!!

Pesin go wound o!

What is CPC? Is it a chemical?

komekn:
Beaf,

Just one concern it sems you have omitted the eastern uhrobo = Isoko can you explain? Otherwise in principle i can agree even if the modalities are very complicated.

Black gold is never given up without a bloody fight.

How can I forget my homeland? I created the article at the time so many sections were clamouring for states (December, 2009), whereas there is no current state that is self sufficient; its all about sharing money that comes out of the enslavement of minorities.
I really am not interested in an Urhobo state, this article was more like a call for true federalism.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8122606#msg8122606 date=1302751419]1) When have I claimed to be from Lagos State? Or claimed the state in any way?
2 Beaf, if you have an attractive wife, sister, or female relative, we can have her measure the length, width, and girth of my d1ck. Don't worry, we'll spend several days making sure she gets it exactly correct. After we finish, she can then report back her findings to you and satisfy your effeminate curiosity.
3) I grew up in a first world country. You grew up drawing water and eating fish from an oil-polluted creek. Who is more likely to be malnourished and emaciated, resembling a skeleton, between the two of us? Likely your poor feeding as a child is why you display so much stupidity. . . drinking kerosene is not good for a child's development  [/quote]Poor wretched thing from the bush! King of shyte with big dreams. You wanna come from Delta now. LOL!
After passing through your state, I don't blame you for claiming Lagos and wishing you could come from elsewhere. It can't be easy on the psyche to hail from the back of beyond, from between rocks!

Its a place where goats are kings, the best houses are made of mud and the scenery is like a shrine for human scarifice. Dude, your state is one of the most wretched, poverty stricken and cursed places in Nigeria. Why you think you can badmouth others is a mystery.

Damn! What can you boast of aside from hunters and PhD's that live in the bush?
Its sad, but you have to pick up your cutlass, clear through the forest of shyte and develop your own state. But you slavishly claim Lagos. . . a true sign of unadulterated inferiority and bewildering d1cklessness.

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FBS:
He may be on his way to RedBull! oh man. . .

You never know! I guess though that Ron would be having serious words with Witmarsh. In the meantime, after analysing Lewis post race outburst I'm beginning to conclude that my analysis was spot on:

“It was a shocking race, absolutely shocking,” he fumed. “I started second and finished seventh. The strategy and the pit stop mistake didn’t help. I stopped too early and twice went on the wrong tyres.”

-Lewis Hamilton

Sour grapes after losing. Don't be a bad loser, take any issues to INEC, NL cannot solve them, its just a discussion forum.

Buhari was crying about the way his strategists, Ciroma, IBB and Atiku traded Tunde Bakare like a bag of kulikuli. . . The way they sold the poor thing; concience, oratory, false prophesiies and all to Tinubu.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=367789.msg8122553#msg8122553 date=1302749632]My village in the trees? Peopled with hunters? Are you really sure you want to go down this route? When likely your own village was the prime target of slave raiders? Loaded into ships and sold off for cowrie shells?  Again, are you sure you want to do this?
Beaf. . . dude. Insults like that might be offensive to others, but not to me. This "bushman" likely has made more money over the past few years than you, despite still being in school. I don't even want to bring up educational levels (and quality) and future prospects for earnings either. If being a "Bushman" means far higher wealth and social status in 10-15 years time than whatever you will achieve in your life. . . then long live the bush
When on earth have I claimed Lagos? I am a Yoruba man. A Yoruba man showing love for Lagos is no different from an American showing fondness for DC. . .
Coming from this "hamlet" doesn't seem to have negatively affected my wealth and earnings potential. I guess this is this is the beauty of raw intelligence and a good work ethic. You can be wealthier than a man whose sole claim to fame is some dinosaurs dying on his patch of land millions of years ago.[/quote]Lol! inferiority complex written all over you!
"My school, my money, my this, my that," yet you claim a state which is not yours. . . Symptoms of a tiny d.i.c.k.
Dude, you are from a hamlet where goats are bolder than men, I've been through your ends na. Thats where I was shocked to see goats sleeping in the middle of the road and chewing stuff. . . in the afternoon!!! Damn!
I'm sure you don't even need training to work in a circus, such things come naturally after feeding on raw cassava and akamu as a baby, instead of breas't milk.

sbeezy8:
I'd rather walk in grassland then travel by boat everywhere in delta south of warri dis beaf guy doesn't kno that much about delta state you cannot even compare delta to ekiti or any other state on actually land I'm gonna upload a pic for you to see

A pic of what?
I promise not to compare that pic to anything in Warri, Asaba, Sapele or Ughelli. LOL!!!

Lets compare eku bears BEST pic to Aladja, Oghara, Mosoga etc.
Laf go kill me today o!

sbeezy8:
Don't mind beaf I saw the pics of delta south mainly ijaws as well as some itsekiri  villages and that poo has nothing. on villages if you gotta trvel by boat from village to village its not worth living there

lol. Thats like someone saying they've been to Ikorodu or Egbeda and saw nothing of Lagos. Funny stuff!
Dude, when travel by road in Delta and do the same in eku bears state there is something of a culture shock at the vast tranches of forest, sheer numbers of goats and their boldness. Its a miracle of backwardness, and the clown is mouthing a state that is infinitely better.

^
You are only superior to your own smelly shyte.
I'm sure your village is in the trees and peopled with hunters as well. lol
A Bushman claiming Lagos out of a groaning inferiority complex! Lagos! Lagos! Yada ya! yet you come from ropey hamlet where goats have right of way and men hop through trees.

Delta state is wealthier than yours because the people aren't all mouth and zero balls. They actually do their bit; of the 10 richest people in Nigeria, 5 are from Delta state. We own half the Nigerian press and banks.
Instead of developing your state, you go about mouthing off on those that are better by a country mile.

Donlittle:
look men, i might be young, i might have made some mistakes here, but trust me men, i dont relent, i keep on arguing until i can argue no more,
i have enuff of time to learn,, cuz for myy age i know a lot, porbably than most of you
no offence, i might be wrong in sum places, but trust me, it dont me nun,
cuz am learning,, but still my dad is out of place for yhu to talk
my dad is not rich like a politician.
he lives in is village
not in lagos
but am surely surely going places more than him!!!
if you have a problem with it alatheia u can jump into a fuckiing river

Thats the hallmark of a fool. everyone see's that you are dumb and ignorant, but the fool keeps arguing anyway. Its like illness.
By the way, you never know if aletheia is old enough to be your dad; so when you go screaming your dad should be let out, be aware that your loose tongue is always bashing other peoples parents. I don't know about aletheia, but most in the politics section are parents; it makes you a fool to go abusing them at your tender age of 16.