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I'm showing peeps one or two ideas of how to make money in 9ja and oyb is displaying a severe dose of idiocy!

oyb, you mean if someone called your degree into question, with your only test being to scale up the simple stuff in this academic paper, you would perform worse than a monkey?

http://www.iwaponline.com/jwh/006/0035/0060035.pdf

Na wa o!

[size=23pt]OYB did you pass JAMB?

"Engineer"[/size]

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Olu Falae sold his soul to the devil. Anyone can find out whose govt he served under.

I'm sure oyb is just a rewire claiming to be an engineer. Surely no engineer can be this stup!d?
This is an academic paper on the process:

http://www.iwaponline.com/jwh/006/0035/0060035.pdf

Oyb, did you pass JAMB?

Imagine the phucktards we have as engineers in the country! So, you can give oyb a way to purify water with solar energy, ask him to scale it up and he would fail like a fool?!

Agbedo!

Even a chimp will be able to scale that purification system up! Oyb, did you pass JAMB?

Comedy!

Please, people like oyb, there are Nigerians who are ready to take such ideas and run with them, not everyone is mentally lazy and waiting for awuf from Abuja.

oyb: chimp after beafs bizarre industrialization of solar powered water purification spamentation( presentation is an insult to the word)

I wanna keep this post for posterity. Its like a measurement of your idiocy!
Imagine the abyssmal mental output of someone claiming to be an engineer! Lol!

oyb: you showed what?

a water purification solution intended for refugees and people cut off from the grid is your idea of a business venture

this is the sort of hair brained sheet that can only come out of the FG

a solar energy solution that can only pander to villagers in huts?

What a fool! Go and find out what it is to know the true depth of how foolish you are. Even a chimp wouldn't be such an id!ot.

Pathetic.

oyb: the thread is the front page o

your humiliation is here for all to see

you can add solar dunce to your monikers of asaba dundee and gej jizz receptacle

I really think you don't realise that you are actually humiliating yourself!
I've shown a way people can set up a business with little cost and all you've done is act the monkey.

carlos86: Some people are just too lazy to research and that's why they wake up on a Sunday morning and post poo out of ignorance.Did you take a look at quality of life index or human development index before posting this crap?

We've got two of that kind proudly displaying how foolish they are. Its not surprising that the country is not developed when so many mentally lazy people exist.

oyb: dude one can't beat up on a retard forever ; it gets old; plus unlike the govt monkeys some of us have real jobs. i have your time today because i'm stuck out of lagos until my evening flight

All you people have done is prove your idiocy over and over and over. I always knew you were na id!ot anyway, but the depth of ekt bears stup!dity was stunning!

Abeg, Charlie Boy is not gay.
The man is just trying to shock you and make money of it.

Illuminati ke!!!
Abeg, no let laf tia me bele!

[quote author=ekt_bear]Let us all pray that God will grant Nigeria 10,000 hours of sunlight this next year so that Beaf's business will be able to break even

Aight. I think I'm done for the night. Peace ya'll[/quote]True, even a fools brain gets tired of its drudgery of foolish display after foolish display.

I pity oyb and ekt bear; one is making a right fool of himself (oyb), while the other is talking about cost of running a business in New York, whereas we are talking about Nigerians making money in Nigeria!

Na wa o! I guess these things are the bonus aspect of foolishness!

[quote author=Bandit C.]You know what i mean. How many hours in a day do you let your light bulb burn without becoming hysterical about electricity bill? Don't you people stay in the dark at night and use the TV Set to illuminate the room. I have witnessed in brixton at a lady's house where you take shower with a bucket and a bowl. Such a mess.[/quote]It is things like this that make me advise people not to go abroad without a water tight plan. Too many of our people are in mental homes or receiving psychiatric care, but those at home never get to learn about it and think the streets abroad are paved with gold.

It is easy to run mad if you have to light up the room with the telly and bath with bucket and bowl.

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Boring.

[quote author=ekt_bear]1 day = 24 hours
1 year = 365 (or 366) days

Thus, it makes no difference whether one talks of hours of sunlight per year or days per year.

The point is....

Given that
a) solar is 3X or 4X as expensive as the competing energy sources
b) you effectively need 3X or 4X more hours of sun per year to match the competing fuel sources

It is simply physically/mathematically impossible for one to capture 3X or 4X more hours of sun per year than the US gets anywhere in Africa..[/quote]You are a fool indeed, and here you were talking about science. What a clod!
Go back to school and learn what the angle of the suns rays can do to insolation. Dude, please take your ignorance elsewhere, they really say there is "something" about Americans.

Entertainment!

oyb: http://www.labmanager.com/?articles.view/articleNo/7535/article/Michigan-Tech-Prof-Develops-New-Way-of-Purifying-Drinking-Water

in the book of beaf diahrrea is the only ailment you can get from water

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_water_disinfection

the above is beafs original quote - beaf sees provision of emergency water as an imaginative business venture - he is a true pdp montser even the villain in quantum of solace wasn't this callous

so whats your big plan - selling used ept water bottles?

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Do you just pretend to be an id!ot, or are you for real? Long and short is you can purify water with solar energy, and even if your brain is in your arse, you can find ways to industrialise the process. But I'm forgetting that you are a mentally marooned lazy phuck.

[quote author=ekt_bear]I guess we just view the world in different ways.

I've grown up in a world in which electricity is the lifeblood of business. It is just a basic tool that allows people to do things more efficiently and cheaply.

In most of the world (not even just Western world. China, Brazil, etc too), it isn't even something you think about it. If you want to accomplish task X, you need electricity to do it.

I'm sure that it is fun and enjoyable for you to think about how to purify water, access the internet, manufacture cars and planes, etc without electricity.

But this is not the 1800s. This is 2012.

If one is trying to build a successful, legitimate business/society/etc, then at some point you'll need electricity.

Who knows, maybe you'll be able to convince some Nigerians abroad to return in Nigeria and pursue your 419 schemes.

But for the vast majority, they'll be uninterested.[/quote]The bolded is the only sensible thing you've said all day. Your ideas are all onetrack and daft. We are in Nigeria not America, also Nigeria will never grow along the same lines as America. We are bloody different.

Run along with your stup!d ideas. Many people run very successful businesses selling water in bags. America is not Nigerias standard, Nigeria and her culture are our standard and thats how we're gonna build our beloved country. Not with stup!d ideas of purifying water with tonnes of electricity when unlike most of the US, the sun can do it for us almost free and is overhead for us 365 days a year (to a buffoon like you though, hours are the only thing that matter). What a clown with an arse for a brain. Don't you look silly now?

coogar: so why are nigerians poor if there's a lot to be made in nigeria?
why does the average nigerian spend $2 a day? there's a lot of money
to be made in nigeria when it comes to backdoor and shady contracts that
are only accessible for 0.05% of the population.

No, lack of imagination is rife in Nigeria. I've given examples of how whites come and research our agbo, only to return, patent some chemicals, set up a business and make billions. We look down on the things close to us, in fact we sneer at them.

I recall on another thread, I posted pictures of Jamaican water crackers made from cassava that you can buy on the streets of the US and the UK.
The first time I saw those crackers, I immediately recognised them as something we have in the rural areas of Delta state, called akpo biscuit (or in slang, truckman tablet). The big difference is that while the Jamaicans are proudly exporting that stuff, you can only find it in rural areas here. But thats ready money to be made in pounds and dollars from cassava. Thats just one example.

ballabriggs: Stop being an idi0t and get out of this place. Why derail what is meant to be an intellectual debate? This is a debate for higher minds and not scums like you. Seems you're high on some cheap ogogoro. Get a life you scum!

Everybody knows you are a fool, so theres no point repeating it. I'm sure you are also one of those sorry souls suffering abroad, they always come across as deeply frustrated.

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You are very daft. I have kept asking you the single question:
Is Nigeria in the US? All you have said up there is stup!d in a Nigerian setting. Shiit in water? What a fool!

There is money in Nigeria, just that many are shallow minded know-it-alls like ekt bear or they are low self esteemed awuf luv'n phucks.
There is a lot of money to be made from the things we look down on, but it takes imagination and physical application.

[quote author=ekt_bear]Oyb, would you like to enter the solar water purification business with Beaf?

A very profitable opportunity o! No electricity required! You just bottle the water and stick it out in the sun!

Even if the water has dirt, toxins, feces, etc in it, clearly solar will be enough to remove all of that.

And no doubt the masses will line up to consume your bottled drink.

What say you?[/quote]Do you do that in your water?

What a fool!

Tell me how much electricity is needed for this na! Unimaginative braindead punk.
http://www.labmanager.com/?articles.view/articleNo/7535/article/Michigan-Tech-Prof-Develops-New-Way-of-Purifying-Drinking-Water

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No, it is clear that you are an id!ot with a failed mind.

http://www.labmanager.com/?articles.view/articleNo/7535/article/Michigan-Tech-Prof-Develops-New-Way-of-Purifying-Drinking-Water

What a fool!

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If that looks like purification to you, you've only confirmed what you are. That is why people like you laugh at your own foolishness.

Sad.

[quote author=ekt_bear]How do I purify water without electricity?

Sewage water, water with toxic chemicals, water from the ocean, etc.

How on earth do you remove the pollutants w/o electricity? What fuel source are you using? If the sun, then you need some mechanism for capturing the solar energy and removing the muck from it. I.e., a solar cell...[/quote]That is why I told you and oyb that you are stup!d and mentally lazy. You have a onetrack mind that is useless for any creative purpose; it is fair to conclude that you can neither draw, nor will you ever apply for a patent or start a business.

Please allow more intelligent folk to come through and ask, instead feeling the air with rocket fuelled stup!dity and arguing that people cannot make money from the abundant opportunities in Nigeria. I want to deal with positive, cando types.

Begone.

ndahbros1: Quoting Beaf (don't know how to bold and all that yet):

I hope you don't mind the necessary edit?

Sorry, but Nigerians abroad did not travel out to save the country, so their working double has nothing to do with Nigeria. They are working double because they went abroad either ill-equipped or with no plan, but travelled with the sole purpose of improving their own lives (and none other). 90% of them would have made much more money in Nigeria with the attitude that saw them dare the odds to try out a life abroad.

With belief, each of us can pitch in and make Nigeria great, instead of running off to foreign lands.
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U ar at ur enviable best here. I stand up for that comment(especially as u didn't lower its efficacy by resorting to insults). Tell them!

Most people know this truth, especially those abroad. Did you see the posts I provided that show that Arican and Afro-Caribbean people are disproportionately represented in mental homes in the UK? All because of suffering!

We dealing wid one-track minds and id!ots here.
Rewin' an' come again selekta!

[quote author=ekt_bear]
What percentage of the cost of purifying the water and producing the final product is electricity? Pick a number. We'll then work from there and I'll give you an estimate of how much more it will cost to use solar, versus using some other energy source.

[size=36pt]Zero, fool!!![/size]

Now that you have been slightly more enlightened, ask the next question.
What a pack of dunces![/quote]

Any other one track minds in the house?

[quote author=ekt_bear]
What percentage of the cost of purifying the water and producing the final product is electricity? Pick a number. We'll then work from there and I'll give you an estimate of how much more it will cost to use solar, versus using some other energy source.[/quote]
[size=36pt]Zero, fool!!![/size]

Now that you have been slightly more enlightened, ask the next question.
What a pack of dunces!

[quote author=ekt_bear]lmaooo. The fields I am involved in are too difficult for your small brain. They require strength in mathematics, for example. Please stick to cheap propoganda on NL. That doesn't require being "gifted"; you are better suited to this.[/quote]I'm sure your strength in mathematics requires counting the toes on one foot.
Unfortunately, you do not display any greater analytic ability than an earthworm, that is why we ae examining your mental laziness and stup!dty here.

[quote author=ekt_bear]Question.

The cost of solar energy generation in the US. Is it a standard set by the government of the USA? Or by the laws of physics? By the fact that there are only 24 hours in a day, and typically roughly ~16 hours a day of usable sunlight?

Perhaps we can pass a law in Nigeria that makes every day 75 hours, and for the sun to shine for 60 hours per day.[/quote]What a fool! Is the US Nigeria? Lol!

oyb: you do have gifts, at telling lies and spreading mischievous propaganda - however i recommend that you leave the real intellectual pursuits to your betters

you have no business blathering about 101 ways to make money in nigeria, since it is clear that you make money by ghost writing articles on facebook.

My gifts are a much higher IQ than yours, bro. I thank God.
Lets come back to your stup!dity and why you are giving excuses like a fool not make money from the abundant opportunities around you.
You are an example of what I described as the Nigerian problem; low self-esteem and mental laziness.

[quote author=ekt_bear]The water you've purified will cost more money than the water someone else purifies using diesel.

Hence, your profit margins will be smaller. And in fact, given the huge disparity in cost between solar and diesel, your profits will be negative.

Not too many people enjoy making negative profit... [/quote]That is stupid. You are saying that out of ignorance.
It will cost you little more than the water and the bottles. Fools like you would not know how though, cos you'll go googling for PDF's that have no bearing on the matter.

It boils down to the same lack of creativity that makes people die of want in the midst of plenty, travel abroad and get mad from suffering.

[quote author=ekt_bear]oyb: It simply isn't economical. Maybe some very, very remote area where even transporting fuel there is difficult.

But solar isn't even cost-effective here in the US. And we have massive subsidies. Yet Solyndra went bankrupt about a year ago.

How does anyone expect it to work in Nigeria?

It is tiresome talking to people who have no engineering, science, or evidently even economics background.

No wonder Nigeria is in the poor state it is...numerically illiterate folks like Beaf jumping and shouting for solar [/quote]You are stup!d for saying the bolded. I will floor you even in the field you studied, cos I am damn gifted and you are not.
Who cares what the cost of solar energy generation is in the US? Is Nigeria in the US? And do we need to follow their standards?

You are just daft.

All we are doing here is prove that there are a thousand and one ideas to make money in Nigeria, yet you clowns are arguing about how to remain dependent wretches.

I have asked enough times, why can't solar energy be used to purify water? Why are you clowns afraid to answer that?

Why can't solar energy be used to purify water as a business?
I pity the likes of oyb and ekt bear for thaeir shallow mindedness.
Especially that fuckwit oyb that calls himself an engineer, yet is as daft a a stone.

You can't do business in Nigeria? I'm giving you ideas for free here. What a pair of dunces.