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I didn't even think this thread was worth the bother... I usually simply take note for future reference... You know the drill!
I have not even stepped in, yet the usual winshes are falling over themselves about Beaf. There is even another fake Beaf hanging around the place!

Ayam too much and I know. Lol!
All hail the steam roller, mersmeriser, paraliser and great winsh healer!

O ti tan! The job of revealing the uselessness of AregbeRASCAL is yielding fruit; just like was done for the 'massive dry season road construction across Osun; partnership with Julius Berger; 50billion World Bank funding' scam, I will be back.

Bye-bye until then, but... Some reminders of past scams before D-Day when the agric scam will be outed! Enjoy!

O-Power
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Mr Brother Ogbeni Alaye AregbeRASCAL, calmly switches on the O-Project
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massive dry season road construction across Osun; partnership with Julius Berger; 50billion World Bank funding
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The US should go ahead and declare boko haram a terrorist group. I don't care about being searched at any airport if it will save lives.

After some time children outgrow childishness and fools outgrow foolishness; those that won't will be shamed by events.
Let those who are ill-bred display their ill-breeding.

joshuapharm: @beaf...its 'were you?' not 'where you'..so u are even a victim of dis govt wahala..education is for everyone...proves u were picked up from d gutter...give up honourably and tell ur employers u're tired...scumbag.u nid to go to skul asap...smh..o ma se ooo.

Look at the person who is posting in kid language attempting to correct others! Wonders!
Are you applying for the post of village id!ot? Lol!
Gutter bred [b]pikin [/b]sha! You should be returned to the gutter where you were found (abi na pit latrine sef??

Apprentice winsh. Go and bring bigger winsh jare! Ayam waiting.

Olaolufred: It is because your benefactor kicked it off.
You would not see anything wrong with that.
But all can be wrong with what others do.
Good can go rule south-south after 2015.
Nigeria should be no more so that each new countries will have a better future.

Please try not to be silly with your "benefactor" gibberish, that joke is a bit old and weathered now.
GEJ never kicked anything off. No need to lie, bro.

There are too many red-eyed, desperate dans running around in Nigeria. All are desperate awuf luv'n phucks whose only creative thought is sitting on top of the awuf mountain in 2015. Buncha lazy toads.

otunba 9ja: chartered Dude, it amazes me when i find pple like you with their brain`s hemisphere placed in the wrong position for accurate and logical reasoning.Tell us how many oil giants in Nigeria that are not directly or indirectly owned by those in govt or have a link with those in govt. Tell us how many responsible pple from your village benefited from the oil block licence. Lizard f--kers like you are paid to come and sing praises of govt looters on Nairaland. Even if this is supposedly a private affair, why on earth are you making it look like the govt of ur kinsman has until now recorded her first achievement. May the soul and sobs of those who are suffering pains in the hospitals, graduates who ve turned okada riders and plaintain chips sellers, kids who are unable to go to school because of schl fees and unemployed graduates and those on one meal per day formula refuse to bless all of you and ur sponsors if you pple refuse to repent immediately and beging to do d right things........i know as a stuborn Goat, you will attempt to reply this simple advice.

Winsh na winsh and fools will be fools. Carry go!

No matter how far you winshes fly, you cannot stop Nigeria from developing.
Ode.

DivideUs: i hope this happens, this immunity thing is the nations problem

Simples.
It is a more dangerous thing than many realise. For eaxample, if not for the immunity clause, people like Ibori would have been stopped and jailed long before his tenure ended.
The immunity clause is also responsible for the rise of boko haram which started as ex-governor Sherif of Borno's private militia; from a little ANPP thing, it has become the scourge of the nation. Governor Sherif was shielded from prosecution all the while he nurtured the group.

untainted: Haba Beaf, come easy on the press, after all the same press cleared the confusion

As far as I know, we still don't know the mans real name. If anything, the story shows how our press can launch into a feeding frenzy in which humanity and standards are chucked out the window, all for a fast buck; the same lack of standards see's them regularly picking up brown envelopes and manufacturing "news" from thin air.
We were all victims of the press two days ago. Its sad really.

More than anything, a duty of care was owed John Akpavan (real name?). Perhaps the "reward" he foolishly sought will be made real when sues the pants off the newspaper houses. And rightly so too.

Any lawyers in da haus?

Why are people even so bothered about 2015 which is so far away?
I pity those making these silly calculations to nowhere. A few months is a very short time in politics, talkless of 3 damn years.

emiye: Buhari got over 10 million of his 12 million votes at the 2011 polls from the North alone, if the PDP fails to present a Northern extraction candidate, i am almost certain he would have a better performance in the North this time around, he could go as high as[b] 15 million votes[/b] ,

A fashola candidature as the Vice president would sway in the southern votes,nothing less than 5 million votes [/b]though many from the south west, and part of the fraction from the south-south and south east. I wont be surpised if the cliche from the southern voters then wont be [b]"we voted for Fashola not buhari" [/b]replacing the 2011 cliche of [b]" we voted for Jonathan not PDP". Some of these southern voters would also perceive Fashola to be the "active one" in the event they clinch power.

The Buhari / Fashola ticket would do a lot in appeasing the "foolishness" of the average Nigerian voter, and might just be the magic bullet needed to wrestle power from the PDP.

I now have a firm figure for your IQ, bro.
Quality like Fashola as Vice to the dog and baboon? No permutation for 1/3's votes in 2/3 of states? Clever stuff!

fork adict: @ BEEF,

I look you straight in the eye and i tell you that you are the stooooopidest, most fooooolish and most disgusting thing i haveever seen!

YUCK!!!!

Beta big winsh don finis for una coven?
You are boring, you battery is weak and your d.i.c.k has fallen.

Next winsh please!

[quote author=Beaf!]^^
The report says he "he wants some monetary settlement" how daft. Ok, let me go with what you wrote up there, how about digging a hole and burying the said items? Does the STF do the house-to-house search with sniffing dogs?
This guy is 39years old so he know the consequence of his stup!d action[/quote]Why do you keep going round pretending to be me?
Dude, you are just stup!d with no life of your own.

A very unfortunate story. God is the only succour for the poor and disadvantaged in Nigeria.
It is hard to blame the man for taking a foolish action, because of the wickedness of the Nigerian system. If he had known what would happen, he would simply have taken the items to the nearest forest, dug a hole and buried them. Now his wife and four kids are waiting.

The wickedness of the system is further displayed in the way the press labelled him a suicide bomber. Firstly, a man found with 3 teargas cannisters is far from being a suicide bomber. As soon as it turned out that he wasn't even carrying a gun, even a toddler should have known that something was amiss, yet our dear press was insistent on the suicide bomber tag.
In fact, following the news from various sources produced an alarming number of names for the same individual:

John Apkabu
John Apkanum
John Apkavon
John Akapu

etc etc... The press is a disgrace.

Rewind...

Beaf: Broda seanet, long time no see!
Abeg, bring out di sepe and alomo bitters, tell Bimbo make she kill dat big goat wen get long bia bia! Make we jeun soke juh!
Nutin de happen!!!

Po po po! Po po! Po pop sontin!

joshuapharm: @beaf..u r on dis thread again showing d trainin u receive before they let u out of d refugee camp in sudan..dis ur winsh joke is not selling at all..now i know u didnt go to skul nd i cant blame u for dat..poor boy...its not too late to be normal again...so get a life..

Where you actually born stup!d or is it just that you were found in the gutter?
By the way, the winsh thing is not a joke, that is exactly what people like you are.

Winshes must fly sha! Pilot for Oniparaga airways!

monkeyleg: @Beaf,

How your Uncle Uduaghan these days

He will soon join your beloved broda, Ibori.

Biyi1471: My uncle no Prosecute you complain, he prosecute and you still complain!! Wetin you want make he do now? Hen!! I hail Nigerians o..

My guy, it is the way of winshes.

fork adict: @ BEEF,

I just confirm say GEJ dey fork you dis boy steady. Na so so abuse you dey abuse since morning.

Cos i no sabi why you ready die for dat retardeen. When all man even you sabi say the guy no do nada as Presido?

Anoda small winsh seeking for notice.

I have detected and cured winsh behaviour in bigger winshes than you.
Howver, from your user id and choice of words, you are no more than 13 years, so go to your father for discipline, cos the discipline I give is like a thunder clap, a wicked flurry of blows to blind the left eye and pop out the right one. I'm a gargantuan cure for stup!dity.
Go and get home training and then come back.

Gutter puppy.

[quote author=tpia@]about the only picture I've seen which makes him look elegant in the attire.

no offence, or if you like, take offence.

so, his regular photographers should borrow a leaf from this and take note of the background.

is that nigeria btw, or italy.[/quote]Its Aso Rock. Thats where the interview took place.

Remove the damn immunity clause. There must be accountability to the people.

[size=14pt]Removal of immunity clause[/size]
Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:00 Anonymous
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For several years now, the debate over the immunity of the president, state governors and other top government officials as enshrined in Section 308 of the 1999 Constitution has continued to rage.

The constitution states that no civil or criminal proceeding can be instituted against the president, vice president, governors and deputy governors while in office. Recently, however, the Justice Alfa Belgore-led constitution amendment committee set up by President Goodluck Jonathan recommended the removal of the clause.

In line with the recommendation, the National Assembly is contemplating to expunge the clause from the constitution. The hint was given by Emeka Ihedioha, deputy speaker, House of Representatives and chairman of the House’s ad hoc committee on constitution review. According to him, the committee would consider the yearning of Nigerians to review the immunity clause.

Rattled by that proposal, state governors called a meeting last week, moving against it. They argue that the removal of immunity clause will cause a dislocation in the system.

Meanwhile, some Nigerians are of the opinion that the removal can be partial (modified), in such a way that the concerned public officer can sue and be sued. According to this school, the public officer can be investigated, the findings published and trial begun only after his tenure expires.

It is argued that total removal of immunity will bring about distractions from people who might write fictitious petitions in order to destabilise the polity. The feeling is that opponents of state governors or the president could capitalise on the removal of immunity to cause embarrassment to governments by harassing them regularly with flimsy allegations. The fear is that the time such public office holders would have devoted to governance would be wasted on endless legal tussles.

But the point needs to be made that for years, Nigerians have watched elected governors plunder their individual states while hiding under immunity clause. We have come to a sad conclusion that the immunity clause needs to be revisited. Since 1999, we have seen high level of corruption being perpetrated by politicians who enjoy the immunity. We have heard allegations of politically-motivated murders and other heinous offences committed under the immunity cover.

Elsewhere, immunity for elected public office holders is not an issue because things are done decently and in order; those who abuse office usually do not go free. As soon as they leave office, they answer for their errors of omission and commission. In many parts of the world, we have seen past leaders go to jail for their deeds while in office, unlike in Nigeria where no Nigerian ruler in a democratic setting has ever gone to jail for his misdeed, despite the level of corruption among the ruling class in the country.

Indeed, here, it is difficult to prosecute former governors who have stolen so much with which they bribe their way out of the long arm of the law. James Ibori’s case is a good example.

The cases of Charles Taylor, former Liberian warlord, and Sudan’s Omar al-Bashir showed that there is no absolute immunity anywhere in the world.

In the light of abuse of the clause, it has therefore become necessary to remove the immunity clause to ensure that the president and governors would be more careful in their dealings in office, knowing that they could be arrested and prosecuted even while in office. It will also curtail the culture of impunity by that category of people. There is no better way to bring sanity in the system than this.

http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/analysis/editorial/38120-removal-of-immunity-clause

Today is winsh curing day.
Any other winsh? Big winsh, small winsh, fat winsh, thin winsh, old winsh, young winsh, toilet winsh... Any winsh?

[size=14pt]This video is dedicated to all winshes.
Ogini di?[/size]

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kingoflag: Youre sure you want to go that route? Bringing parents into the mix? Because I bet if you parents had any kinds of morals your mindset wouldn't be so decrepit as to always be online knowingly leading ignorant people astray all because of what you want to put in your stomach.

Dude, I bet you weren't born, instead you were found in the toilet and brought home where an attempt was made to bath you.
Thats why each time you open your mouth, we are greeted with the smell of faecal matter, disease and crass stup!dity.

Agbrrrrrrrrrrr! You go wound o!

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kingoflag: yup did it on purpose. [b]Derail this damn thread [/b]because there's no point debating with yall damn rabid,tribalist, non-thinking gorillas.

Nothing new there. Winshes regularly attempt to derail positive stuff.
Winshes will be winshes, they gats to fly!

^
Tuberculoid phlegm, how far na?

kingoflag: It means GEJ is a disgrace, you are a disgrace, and remaining in a Union with people with ur mentality only makes everyone with a Nigerian toga seem backwards and unbelievable corrupt. You lot are sick in the head, I swear.

Deafening idiocy.

You are the human equivalent of slime or tuberculoid phlegm. A disease, waste, fungus, faecal matter.
I pity your parents.

Winshes go wound o!

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kingoflag: Oh yeah? What of their Nigerian collaborators? Their guilt was also paid off as well? Dude, if there's a hell ure definitely sharing a room with Hitler and Pol Pot.

How do you continue trying people when a case has been settled out of court?
You would be sounding a bit clever if your argument was that the case should never have been settled out of court; that would be a legitimate protest which I agree with. But right now, with due respect, your argument is stup!d.

Two weeks ago in the winshes coven:
"GEJ better order the prosecution of the subsidy criminals or we kill, we suck blood, we fry children, we will stone people with ajimbga disease!"

Today in the winshes coven:
"Its a lie! GEJ has no right! How can a President order cases to be investigated and prosecuted?"

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Confused, melancholic and stone-headed.
Million dollar question: What exactly is the problem with winshes?!

^
You are boring.
Is there no proper winsh left in the coven?

Osario: @Beaf:
The same crucible that produced Walter Ofonagoro, Uche Chukwumerije, Tom Ikimi, Andoaka, etc,  produced Beaf hence they all have one thing in common: They speak from the four compass points of their mouth

Dude, you are a low grade winsh seeking notice.
Is ya broda among those to be prosecuted? Or why the shivering and quaking.

Abeg, waka!
Or go back to the coven and bring di BIG winshes dem. Ayam waiting.

jmaine: Wetin do the thread . . . .Seen by the way

Bros, nutin do di tred.
But you no see as pipo celebrate wen NJC been "reinstate" Salami?
I de wonda weda dose pipo no de see dis tred as e be na... Because as we prophesied, so has it turned out.