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Politics › Re: Ebere Jonathan: The Curse On Nigeria by Beaf: 6:00pm On May 21, 2012
torkaka: very intelligent, you traced my migratry routes!
have read the constitution on what makes one a nigerian? i guess not, you and your principal read everything upside down! bloody imp!
So your parents crossing the border from Cameroon into Borno state makes you a Nigerian?
It is the mistaken liberty that Nigeria gives foreigners that has made foreign scum like you level insults at the Nigerian President.

Can you insult your President, Paul Biya who has been phucking you guys for donkey decades now without mysteriously dissappearing?
What an ungrateful fool! Give them an inch, they take a mile!
Politics › Re: Buhari's Comment In Hausa And The True Translation ( No Blood Mentioned ) by Beaf: 5:42pm On May 21, 2012
shittuyusuf: D quetion iz is He α̲̅ president yethuh Don't y bein economical wit tru, 2ndly He waz not addressin d whole countary only talkin 2 hiz fellow Malo suportaz. 3rdly, u nd ĩ knw dt if uncle GEJ want addrss his ppl in His vill. He will use hiz local lang. So we shd liv Buari alone wit hiz probs nd PDP shd solve d probl of insurgency de create
There are enough instances of GEJ speaking to his people in English. Kill that story.
Do you have any video or soundtrack of GEJ speaking Ijaw to the public as President or Presidential candidate?

Buhari is just a red-eyed bushman, well known bigot and sectionalist.
Politics › Re: Ebere Jonathan: The Curse On Nigeria by Beaf: 5:37pm On May 21, 2012
torkaka: i am more nigerian than you are you frustrated maggot!
Your parents trekking across the border from Cameroon into Borno state does not make you a Nigerian.
Bloody id!ot.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Suicide Attacker John Akpabu Arrested At Radio House Abuja by Beaf: 5:33pm On May 21, 2012
lagerwhenindoubt: I am flattered by your reply grin grin grin honestly a whole Beaf can't take small yabs grin
Don't link me with death and call it small yabs. Some jokes are only fit for the gutter.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Suicide Attacker John Akpabu Arrested At Radio House Abuja by Beaf: 5:31pm On May 21, 2012
Sealeddeal: The name of the guy is John [b]Apovan [/b]from Nasarawa state.
That makes sense. The guy earlier said he was from Nasarawa, but Apkabu doesn't sound like a Nasarawa, so must have been an error in the rush to get news out.
Apovan sounds Tiv.
Politics › Re: Ebere Jonathan: The Curse On Nigeria by Beaf: 5:24pm On May 21, 2012
torkaka: go hug transformer,e dey pain you? come deport me! born raised and bred nigerian, am even gearing up to make laws come 2015!
we are not talking my nationality,we are talking limp d*ck of a presidents inability to govern!
you fncking pig faced arz licker
Nobody needs to deport you. NLers simply need to know that you a foreigner from Cameroon, an animal who can leave Paul Biya to badmouth GEJ.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Suicide Attacker John Akpabu Arrested At Radio House Abuja by Beaf: 5:20pm On May 21, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]Folks are conveniently positing that this was a staged event because the assumption enables them to continue to bury their heads in denial. The culprit does not fit their profile of a Northerner or Almajiri looking terrorist.

I tend to believe that the drugged up terrorist was caught red handed by security operatives. What should concern GEJ and his administration is that the terrorist got as close to the dignitaries as he did. Its only a matter of time before one of these terrorists succeeds in blowing up members of the cabinet, NASS, and other officials.

When that happens, it will finally dawn on these people that we are at war.[/quote]What makes you think they do not realise we are at war?
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Suicide Attacker John Akpabu Arrested At Radio House Abuja by Beaf: 5:18pm On May 21, 2012
lagerwhenindoubt: I think this is an FG ploy (hatched by @Beaf) to confuse BOKO-HARAM and the angry SE citizens grin grin grin obviously this guy does not have a clue and is not a Muslim zealot either.. anyway let us see as this pans out, BH will be out to rescue him soon enough grin grin
You are a lousy fool born in the gutter to lousy fools.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Suicide Attacker John Akpabu Arrested At Radio House Abuja by Beaf: 5:08pm On May 21, 2012
The Arbiter: From a cursory examination of the photos (notice the CS on the canister), the grenades in the picture are CS (tear gas) grenades used by anti riot police in violent situations. It has non-lethal classification but has been documented to cause serious deleterious health effects. Documentation indicates it to have caused a death in Israel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CS_gas

However the possibility exist the ones in the photo may have been stripped and refilled with more deadly explosives (which is not too difficult).
IMHO, he was going to toss the teargas then start shooting in the confusion. Thats the only scenario that comes to mind.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Suicide Attacker John Akpabu Arrested At Radio House Abuja by Beaf: 4:19pm On May 21, 2012
The man says the grenades belong to his mopol brother. I think its safe to say that its teargas.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Speech At Enugu Is Treasonable by Beaf: 4:17pm On May 21, 2012
egift, the liar. embarassed
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Suicide Attacker John Akpabu Arrested At Radio House Abuja by Beaf: 4:15pm On May 21, 2012
The man says he is from Nasarawa state.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Suicide Attacker John Akpabu Arrested At Radio House Abuja by Beaf: 4:11pm On May 21, 2012
Aigbofa: Nigeria we hail thee. Suddenly southerners are being arrested for terrorism! I think some people are trying to engage us in some serious psychological warfare. They want to ensure federal character in this terrorism business, so nobody can say, I want out. John Akpabu!
This post makes a lot of sense.
Politics › Re: Man Arrested At Radio House With Grenades & Live Ammo by Beaf: 3:55pm On May 21, 2012
[quote author=jamil!]No worry bros the truth will soon come out.[/quote]Boko haram now knows that govt is looking for people with black marks on their forheads, so it seems they have started recruiting Christian types and graduates. A major part of such operations is that the people are drugged up not to know what they are doing.

It still remains the same old phucked up boko haram. Their frustration is showing through.
Politics › Re: Man Arrested At Radio House With Grenades & Live Ammo by Beaf: 3:52pm On May 21, 2012
kingPINN: Who is fooling who?? D guy no be BH, how can u catch someone with greanade? Tell dat to d dogs
We keep hearing so many silly statements.
Was Bin Laden not chased around his house before dem kpai am? Why did he not let off stuff?
Sob all you like. Anti-terrorism training is not for nothing; boyz wen pass di na im catch am. cool

Boyz pass boys. cool
Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Speech At Enugu Is Treasonable by Beaf: 3:46pm On May 21, 2012
egift - the liar. embarassed
Politics › Re: Ebere Jonathan: The Curse On Nigeria by Beaf: 2:47pm On May 21, 2012
PhysicsQED: I see. Perhaps he's a Tiv from Cameroon that moved to Nigeria and became a citizen? Just conjecturing. Because otherwise his whole approach and way of commenting on a bunch of things (not just GEJ) is indeed rather off-putting and inappropriate for a foreign observer.
It is a violation in the category of ra'pe.
I can only blame the lax nature of Nigeria to its citizens.
Politics › Re: Ebere Jonathan: The Curse On Nigeria by Beaf: 2:29pm On May 21, 2012
Beaf: I blame the liberal nature of Nigeria that has allowed scum from Cameroon like torkaka to talk crap about our govt, join boko haram and murder innocent Nigerian citizens.

Torkaka, why don't you carry your terrorist arse off to your home country Cameroon? You r3tarded foreign fuckhead?
Only a bas'tard leaves his fathers compound to salivate over belonging to his neighbours family. Go and talk about Paul Biya on a Cameroonian website.

Bas'tard.
Politics › Re: Ebere Jonathan: The Curse On Nigeria by Beaf: 2:28pm On May 21, 2012
PhysicsQED: Torkaka is Cameroonian?
It is something he says quite often, heres an example:

torkaka: argh! desola, why katsumo? i was hoping you will be my olori even though i am cameroonian angryargh! desola, why katsumo? i was hoping you will be my olori even though i am cameroonian
https://www.nairaland.com/908094/please-vote-choose-leaders-egbe#10537581
Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Speech At Enugu Is Treasonable by Beaf: 2:23pm On May 21, 2012
ayobase: This is a typical case of the kettle
calling d pot black!

I like catching my fun anywhere,
and anytime.

Life is so simple with me!
Catch your fun and don't comment on what I say if you have nothing to add to it. I don't catch fun with those who tell grievious lies or those who are too light headed to understand that certain lies cross the boundaries of morality.

Dude, the places to catch fun are sexuality and romance. There, it is ok to lie and be lied too; here, it is not. Thank you.
Politics › Re: Ebere Jonathan: The Curse On Nigeria by Beaf: 2:18pm On May 21, 2012
I blame the liberal nature of Nigeria that has allowed scum from Cameroon like torkaka to talk crap about our govt, join boko haram and murder innocent Nigerian citizens.

Torkaka, why don't you carry your terrorist arse off to your home country Cameroon? You r3tarded foreign fuckhead?
Only a bas'tard leaves his fathers compound to salivate over belonging to his neighbours family. Go and talk about Paul Biya on a Cameroonian website.

Bas'tard.
Politics › Re: Man Arrested At Radio House With Grenades & Live Ammo by Beaf: 2:10pm On May 21, 2012
honeric01: You can deceive some people, but never can you deceive all the people.

Grenade ko, banger Ni.. HOW DID HE GET 3 GRENADES INSIDE where ministers are expected to convene? WHO DEY DECEIVE WHO? lol make una dey deceive una self o.. Papa deceive Pikin, People destructive Party continue o, after all una dey give those wey vote una the fresh air they deserve.
You just keep making a fool of yourself. You are a failure; boko haram and Buhari are baby killing failures.
Politics › Re: Man Arrested At Radio House With Grenades & Live Ammo by Beaf: 2:04pm On May 21, 2012
The suspect, who gave his name simply as John, said he was given the bag by a woman to deliver to someone in Abuja, and on getting to Abuja he discovered that the bag contained the explosive materials and that is why he brought it to Radio House to pass a message to the ‘woman’ so that she could ‘come and claim it’
http://premiumtimesng.com/mobile/news/5199-man_arrested_with_arms_and_ammunitions_at_ministerial_gathering_.html
Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Speech At Enugu Is Treasonable by Beaf: 1:58pm On May 21, 2012
@ayobase
You talk a lot, don't you?
Politics › Re: Man Arrested At Radio House With Grenades & Live Ammo by Beaf: 1:53pm On May 21, 2012
youngies: Coordinated Attack in Abuja Averted: Suspected Bombers arrested in Force Headquarters and Radio House

http://channelkoos.com/index.php/news/1581-coordinated-attack-in-abuja-averted-suspected-bombers-arrested-in-force-headquarters-and-radio-house
I believe that is why we have so many boko harams on NL today, its part of a coordinated thing they logged on to make the most of.
Politics › Re: Man Arrested At Radio House With Grenades & Live Ammo by Beaf: 1:52pm On May 21, 2012
lacasa: This is pure bullshit,

☺ķªª¥, let's look at it practically; i αv 3 grenades & i didn't remove the pin & anticipate releasing my finger from the trigger @ any slight moment of arrest or suspicion ​ so​ everybody can get blown τ̅o bitshuh


As a suicide bomber wouldn't that be Your m.ohuh
Its like you have experience training suicide bombers. Don't worry JTF and SSS will come knocking.
Politics › Re: Man Arrested At Radio House With Grenades & Live Ammo by Beaf: 1:49pm On May 21, 2012
[quote author=AK 46 + 1]Who are they trying to deceive?

How will u catch someone with grenade alive? Na him d guy no blow una face comot. Abegi 3-|

Thank God they didn't forget to call him a suspect[/quote]He was caught live on TV, yet you could still come up with such a daft post? huh
Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Speech At Enugu Is Treasonable by Beaf: 1:01pm On May 21, 2012
egift the liar. embarassed
Politics › Re: Nairaland 2012 Ethnic Census by Beaf: 12:31am On May 21, 2012
odumchi: What is "NURTW"?
It is a tribe of people like egift, na_joke, Ileke Idi, alj haram, bluetooth, Eko Ile, Gbawe, demdem, oyb... You know the drill! grin
Politics › Re: Jega, INEC boss, Escapes Mob Attack In Jigawa by Beaf: 12:17am On May 21, 2012
^
Everybody knows you to be a shameless liar and a fool already.
Your fellow id!ot tried that stunt until I posted my thoughts on Ibori practically as soon as I joined NL and while Ibori was still powerful.

You people will continue lying like your lord, buhari the baboon and dog.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Speech At Enugu Is Treasonable by Beaf: 12:12am On May 21, 2012
nagoma: So sorry I didn't mean to edit your post, I think it was screen space problem as I was posting from a mobile phone. I apologize . What I mean to say ( outside your post ) is ;
The only question on your mind was no. 8 in your long list i.e " who owns the mineral bearing lands ? " or if I may make it less vague , " who owns the oil and gas fields ? " the other questions are mere dressings and a few of them legal and statutory issues that any government with balls can enforce. The answer to the all important and only question is - the niger delta and any other parts that are in your new country . SNC would be a waste of time just to answer this question. We should go straight to separation. If Jona could call for a referendum on separation I am sure the majority vote will be yes. He can then form a committee to make & supervise the timetable. Jonathan will thus go down in history as having actually done something as opposed to just lucky to hold positions and not knowing what to do - which is his current identity.
It isn't possible for Jonathan to call for a referendum, that is something oppressed peoples do, not the President. The best GEJ can do is call a conference where we can all talk and forge a united way forward. If however, a call for a refendum is the resounding result of that meeting, then so be it.
Whatever it is, all sections, ethnicities and religions in Nigeria need to sit down and talk.

Lastly, oil and gas are the be all and end all of life. Japan has zero mineral resources, but is the Worlds 3rd largest economy. The brain is the biggest resource and wherever there are humans, there are brains. Thats what each section, ethnicity, LG, state govt and the FG need to harness (or their equivalents if the country splits).
The problems we have today are 100% due to the country being fashioned to destructively exploit only oil and gas, regardless of if it trampled the human rights of those indigenious to the oil bearing lands.

Anyway, the US will do its utmost to ensure that Nigeria does not split and destabise W Africa as well as become a terrorist breeding ground. Considering the weight of US influence in Nigeria (witness wikileaks), about the only option to split the country would be a war of separation, not a referendum.
Politics › Re: Will Buhari Ever Change? by Beaf: 11:07pm On May 20, 2012
When a clown is 80, its a bit too late for him to stop clowning. It would have been hilarious it is wasn't so tragic.

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