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Hmmmmmm....

Yup! I've got the perfect solution for you
Go do some other ladies... I mean go get laid. That way you two would be even since it's all about the virginity.


You are welcome!

talk2alabama:
yes. Where are u servin too?

Kaduna, hon

How is life after service?

mohince:
I dnt knw u, nor where you reside..... Dis the first tym am seeing ur name in nairaland, i dnt do blind love

There is always a first time
I promise not to ever disappoint you... I can even stay away and watch you sleep if you want. Won't that be romantic?

talk2alabama:
and u still weren't able to decipher?

I have.
Then I asked what happened to the 'C' word in your first moniker.

You through with service now.

I'm not high!

talk2alabama:
I said check my profile

Done that already

talk2alabama:
just check ur followers list..

What happened to the 'C' word na?

talk2alabama:
begins with a C and ends with an R

Someone from my past should know I'm no genius. Just tell me already.

Perhaps, you were the one I was crushing on before my unavoidable exile

talk2alabama:
lol. I still like the fact that ur sense of humour is still good.


I suppose u are serving nw

Let's do it this way; one question from you, one question from me.

*note*
I must not answer all of you questions but you must answer mine. Don't ask me why

Yes, I'm serving Now.

What was your previous moniker?

talk2alabama:
babe relax... I think positive past..

Hmmmmmm...

Let's reminisce together na
You lead

talk2alabama:
let's say, i'm a guy from ur past..

Which of the past?
Positive or negative
Are you here to haunt me or comfort me


BTW
I need to see my pastor for serious talk tomorrow. He told me old things are pass away when I answered the alter's call last Sunday and here you are from my past

talk2alabama:
loool u will never change bimbo

Time registered May -07 -2016

How comes ?

And I've been dreaming of boarding a train from Kaduna to Kwara.

Hmmmmm... Lord have mercy

Dump her and come to me... I promise to always say good night, I love you, you are my hero before going to bed.

I cross my hrt


Let's be serious, how does she sleep? If she is the type who sleep very easily without knowing it, then you would have to get used to it.

dexcira:
. Lol. You are not

Mine is not often, though.
Sometimes the pain would be mild , sometimes wicked and sometimes pure evil


May God help us!

HateU2:

Give birth already nah!

U girls with dat symptoms dey try ooo. The pains is too much not to talk of vomiting and getting dizzy. Sorry ehn

Thanchuuu!
As horrible as it sounds, I don't spit fire and brimstone whenever it starts. Matter of fact, I do manage a good laugh if one should come my way in one of those few minutes break.

Sh*t doesn't affect my mood and I'm most grateful for that.

The hot bath and exercise work well for me when there is no dizziness, though

HateU2:
I have some frnds with dat kind tin. It looks lyk pregnancy symptoms to me

I've been pregnant for years then

...those of us who get really dizzy and throw up nko.

Or am I alone in this

udumosam23:
Going through what this man is saying, there is sense in it except you read with a biased mind.


I think the real enemy is the politicians that are using the media for polical reasons.


I only pity the president, now all blame on him, his people are looking forward that now that our brother is there, we can at least be a bit safe.

And every other person us just waiting for him to talk and mention Fulani herdsmen, then climb down on him. No wonder he was silent all the while.

He is himself a herdsman, much complain has come to him I'm sure even before he became the president. It is true I know that they are more prone to attach because they're always in the open, and people have been taking advantage of them.

I do not justify their actions of recent, however I believe they're also human, they also need the govt. They also need security, yes they're also fellow citizen of the federal republic of Nigeria, and to be candid elsewhere outside Nigeria, I'll call them brothers. C'mon, let's treat them right.

Lease out a particular area to them, help to ensure they are safe and secure where they graze. Get them licence where it becomes neccesarry. Receive monthly or quarterly report of their development from their representative. You can subject them to tax if you believe they earn so much.


I believe we can do more than just spewing hatred on the Fulani's. Let's show them the way to love.

Some communities have tried treating them right and today, they are regretting it.
If I did not read a distorted history, Ilorin is still suffering from being nice to them.

Nevertheless, I believe the Fulanis are saddled with the responsibility of redeeming their own image more than anyone else in this country.

papawemba:
These scammer you just named will put the last nail on his coffin.

They will ask him to borrow to pay tithe, give offering, special seed, first fruit, miracle offering, atonement seed and will use all manner of religious acronyms to maga the remaining change out of his pocket.

They will use the opportunity to collect their own share of rice and mineral for the wedding they did in Dubai that left many Nigerians including these criminals/charlattans like Oritsejafor and the gods of our land angry.

Dear Tunji, the best thing for you is to man up and do what you have to do as a man. Stop chasing shadows. You have chased enough. Be a man and do stuff you need to do. If you want to get married... get married and stay married. If you want to commit suicide.. commit suicide, die and stay dead. Enough!

By the way, when the going was good una no call us. The only opportunity we had to have a taste of your kobo was your wedding but your carryam go Dubai. Now your marriage don dey crash, you no fit carryam go Dubai. Even the gods of the land that are supposed to protect your marriage have abandoned you because you denied them all the jollof rice, chicken bones and wines that would have poured on the ground for them to be happy. They no even agree make you commit suicide because they no wan make you come trouble their miserable life with your stingy self.

LWKMD

Exactly what I have on my mind in a hilarious way.
Nigerians get bad mouth sha!

iykebest1:
wow! Our ever beaming beamborla. you went AWOL without informing us. service is going on well, but na count down sure pass for me o.
.
I won't ask "now do u do? , cos ur dp suggests that u re good.

Couldn't help the break... Doesn't negate the fact that I missed you guys. Service is going on well and I'm more concerned about life after service.

Sure you are doing good too.
Where is everyone by the way?

Wow! Where do I start from?

A big shout out to all B15 Corp members. I've been offline for a while and I've missed quite a lot especially the human beings on this thread. How's the service going y'all?


BTW, anybody in Kaura local govt thread

Gazaliah
Babatawa
Hiosocial
Haywire
2el
Iykebest1
Pheeeew... The few I can remember.

Emodeee:
What did you graduate with?

Does it matter what 'I' graduate with?

If you must know, I graduated with a pass

Emodeee:
You were asking for a fight if not you would not counter his assertion.

Seems to me like you'd be happy to umpire it.

adeife16:
I BET SOMEONE TYPED IT FOR HIM

I'd love to live in the illusion that he wrote it

Even 3rd class holders have opportunity to get a great job. Own your 2:2 and work on yourself.


Some 2:2, 2:1 and first class holders are helping some 3rd class holders build their dream and they wake up everyday thanking God for providing them with employment.

Cute baby

What if I was a panda

Nice job, op

Drefan:
Men are superior beings compared to their female counterpart, but that does not mean that we are immune to letting out emotions at a particular time.

The guy might have shed tears of joy in disbelief of what's happening - which is a girl he so adores suprisingly agreed to marry him after everything.

You actually wrote smth good here. I would have been wowed but for your opening sentence.

I'm not asking for a fight... Men are not SUPERIOR compared to their female counterparts.