₦airaland Forum

mzjaney:
for cakes and pastries pm moi...

good work sis,

try to cover the board with icing, it will make ur work look proffessional

and all make the writing easier to read.

ps: am no baker oo, i just love looking at cake pics and design.

wheredemdey:
R.I.P

BTW why do they bury people in cemeteries??

Don't they have Ana obi...?? what happened to their land in the village??

God punish anybody that will bury me in any cemetery...i will so torment my family members if they try that rubbish and bury me outside my ana Obi.

People towing the lifestyle of the Whiteman...rubbish

Hm

Buy land for ur village now oo

One compound no go reach bury every member of ur clan put. If not that place too go turn to cementary

Ok

dmanj:
come ooooo, u b guy, heyyyyyy nawaoooooo
hope ds is not a case of one human being, 20monikers

Always investigate before u post na .

A little dig into my profile will tell u am transexual.

Plenty babes just ignore this free gift be cos dem know say name dem go collect the one we the guys recieve

Ymodulus:
[size=14pt]Why trying to scam me brother?
You are not a lady, you are a man.

Please my yoruba brothers is Samuel a ladies name?

Gosh you just got me offended.[/size]

Yep I caught him as well. Don't stop the good works pls.

greggng:
Thanks and how do I delete it? And how much u sent me sir cos my phone doesn't receive alert I can only check via atm card in morning

Go to ur post u will see modify click it and delete ur acct details. Just put a smiley face there.

moblorder:
2k Abeg.. ..3022470199,skye

Hm. Since wen u become female?

30mins ago?

Pls if u have collected give chance to others.

Kondomatic:
The question that I have been asking myself is "what next when they exhaust the 5k, how long will it even last"

Hm , I don't know ooo

I feel so sorry for our pple.

If the youths are this desperate, how are the elderly and disabled coping?

Kondomatic:
We need many Antiwailers in nigeria.
I wish you enough of everything you seek.
I used to think my situation is worse but when I came online this night and saw graduates beg for 5k, I wept..

Dat is ehh??

Just too sad

Optimist1:
My brother, all these talk no go help you for anyway, you no know say, you yourself go fit use? If only you go forget about the situation of this life and begin look for God with your mind open clearly, you go see changings for your life without all these complain whey no go change any better thing for your life neither e go touch them Ogas at the top.

Matt 6:33 say, the first thing we suppose do, na to look for the kingdom of God with em righteousness and these things them God go give us. But you see say we don turn everything up-side down and na wetin make plenty things them no dey waka wella for our lives be that.

We get one program wey be kingdom program wey dey take place for this planet earth. The name na, JESUS DISCIPLES FELLOWSHIP. Na heavenly program wey God prepare em people for the kingdom, wey go make them righteous, stand on their feet to overcome anything wey no be of God...

My brother, this program na to build the children of God, empower them and to make them true worshipers wey go worship am for spirit and for truth.

This program dey like school wey we dey teach the word of God, teach you things of God and some spiritual forces wey dey fight God through men to make men disobedience before God...

This program na gatherings for all christian brothers and sisters irrespective of your denomination even other religions fit join us so far the want feel the present of the living God.

The program holds every week from mondays 5:00pm - 7:00pm, wednesdays 5:00pm - 7:00pm and saturdays 8:30am - 11:30am. For this world dey come to an end and wetin go benefit person to gain this world and loss em soul to the devil? Book of Mark 8:36. Therefore, my brother, this na the time to serve God with Honesty and diligence. I pray say God go give you understand as you read am through. We get am for Lagos, Abuja and other states. God bless you.

Bro pls, we are talking reality here.

Can u not see the state of our youth?

Instead of all dat bible quoting put hand for pocket and sort some of these act number''s out.

tallywise:
oh ok, thanks. Abuja or Lagos is my preferred location. I'd be able to stay in either location if I can get a job.

Thanks so much sir.

Also join FIN (females in nigeria) it's a female group on facebook. They might also be able to help u.

skilfulsagei:
I think child bearing is more painful than this. Mothers in the house, una see this?

Pple have different pain threshold.

Some just groan and moan and the baby is out, unlike some Pple like me dat will scream the place down.

Just can't bear it.

It's all about preparation sha, some Pple say water birth is far less painful.

I once tried it, but got out of the pool few minutes after I got in, becos I couldn't walk around during contractions.

She shud have stayed in school longer.

I can't comprehend wat she trying to say.

simple3xms:
No Sir/Ma.... You can Try and come for an inspection if you don't mind sir/ma.

thanks.

U see this is the issue am having.

How many inspections cam I go to?

am sure u went to see it went it was contracted to u. U should atleast have pics so one can chose which one to inspect.

We have been for over 4 inspection's already all are so different from wat was advertised.

simple3xms:
MAINLAND DISTRESSED SALES

A twin duplex of 4 bedrooms each each with 2 rooms bq, with ample parking space for 6cars, industrial borehole, vacant possession @IRE AKARI ESTATE ISOLO.
Title C/O, going.
Price 40m

A story building with two nos of four bdrms flat with bq on a 500plus square meters size ..fenced with borehole available in a serene environment. ..tarred street.
Title C of O, Osolo way ISOLO
Price 35m.

A 2 story tenement building at ojota, for sale at ojota.
Price35m net
Title C of O.

A wing of a semi detached duplex at Ajao Estate with bq on a tarred road on chivita Street.
Title C/O.
Price 45m

A 6 blocks of 3 bedroom flat with 1st flat a warehouse at oyadiran Sabo yaba.
Title c of o.
Price 40m net.

For Further Enquiries & Inspection Call 07084308662.

Pls do u have pictures for these properties?

Am interested in all except the ajao one.

Pls post pics.

Richy4:
I don't understand u...Are u emplying that whatever husband and wife does in the confined of their bedroom must be written in the Bible?

Na wa for all this pple oo

Why they attacking the woman like she said something horrible.

Of course u have to twerk for ur husband is a form fore play or even to make him laugh.

I do pole dancing on my imaginary pole or belly dancing all for my husband's amusement. And he loves it.

Guys pls don't be so serious, life is fun, ENJOY.

Okijajuju1:
Fhucking Shiit!







Racists attacks have increased in the United Kingdom since this BREXIT fhuckery happened..

16 year old kid.. What in Gods name could he have possibly done to deserve being shanked and killed?

Unfortunately black on black killing's is more common

lakeside50:
@ Bebe2/Blessing,
The land has little water. No issues with the land. Cavera is a rapidly developing estate/axis of festac.

*You have my numbers and we have been talking for a while*

Yea. Spoke to my friend that lives in festac she knows the property. Told me about the water.

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lakeside50:
1).
Location: 6th Avenue, 15th Road, Cavera Festac.
Size of land: 650 sqm +.
Title: Survey (registered), C of O (under processing with the state government).
Price: #7million.[b]

2).
Location: Ewu Lisa, Simawa (back of rccg camp along lagos ibadan expressway).
Size of land: 650 sqm+.
Title: registered survey.
Price: #1.5million.


Telephone: 08186161605, 07060495156.
BlackBerry: 2C0E5627............

is the land dry??

any issues with it?

cavera is an estate in festac, right?

lakeside50:
1).
Location: 6th Avenue, 15th Road, Cavera Festac.
Size of land: 650 sqm +.
Title: Survey (registered), C of O (under processing with the state government).
Price: #7million.

2).
Location: Ewu Lisa, Simawa (back of rccg camp along lagos ibadan expressway).
Size of land: 650 sqm+.
Title: registered survey.
Price: #1.5million.


Telephone: 08186161605, 07060495156.
BlackBerry: 2C0E5627

.his
The one in festac, is it a built up area.

We spoke before,

Are you on watsapp.

Is it a dry land?

PearlStreet:
Okay madam. I understand your concerns. Just ensure you get something you're cool with so as not to have buyer's remorse at a future date.

As for running around, you can engage professionals on ground to do that. They'll provide constant and objective feedback. If they engage in any sharp practice, they can be taken up at a professional level.

With Ikeja and Surulere, you'll comfortably get above 500k/annum. In fact, if the finishing is really nice, you can make up to 1M. Ilupeju and Gbagada can fetch you that also.

Cheers.

And my biggest problem is am not a lagosian.

I only know surulere. So when looking for an investment that can yield dat kind of rent I really don't know Wat areas to concentrate my search.

gabbytabby:
@bebe2

My knowledge of the area, I do have family living there for over 30 years is that houses have been sinking very gradually in that time that a lot are at almost window level with the road.

Definitely get a structural survey done.

U mean those ijesha houses, it's off omilani st. Quiet popular area.

PearlStreet:
In 4 steps,

1. Have you paid a physical visit to the property? We are in the rainy season. Try to pay a visit the the Property when it rains.

2. Also, talk to people living or selling items in the street around the Property. That woman you see selling groundnuts or bread near the house would give you all the information you need.

3. Get a engineer to perform structural and other tests on the property. Such professional would be able to give you a professional assessment as well as prescribe steps to correct latent and patent defects.

4. Contact a property lawyer to check the documentation, ownership and thorough investigation of the house. Search at Alausa and High Court alone is not enough o!

***[/b] If you aren't satisfied, you can ask your agent to show you another property. There are tons of houses for sale in Lagos.***[b]

Cheers.

Tnks for ur time . Will take ur advice.

Unfortunately am not in town to do the running's myself so am very cautious of how much of pples time am using.

@bolded , u wud think so because u are not looking for one. But when u actually need one u realise how difficult decent ones are to come by.

I want ikeja or surulere where I can at least get 500k per annum for rent.

And my budget seem to be failing me as well.

danowena:
Aventures is one of the most honest and trusted structural engineer on Nairaland. Although he is not very active online. Check his profile.

https://www.nairaland.com/aventures

Cc: mufutau55

Tnk u Bro

I have contacted him

EgunMogaji:
In order to give a layman's opinion, I'll have to see the neighborhood in context not just the driveway.

The roadway is clearly higher but does it slope to the other side? Is it at the beginning of an incline or at the end? I don't know.

U are right I need get someone to get a physical investigation.

Tnks for ur input

danowena:
Madam, please do your due diligence which will cost you very little compared to the value of the house. Get a structural engineer like aventures to actually visit the house. And let him give you his professional sincere assessment. I know people who have bought houses thinking they had a good bargain only to realise the houses they bought has structural issues. I even know one that demolished the house thereby loosing close to 35 million if u value only the land. Follow these steps please:

1. Get a certified structural engineer to make an assessment (not online advise).
2. If structural engineer gives a go ahead, get a lawyer to go through the the paper work and verify from the ministry of justice that there is no litigation on the land. Otherwise you have entered one chance. The lawyer is also to do serious background checks for you.
3. If 1 & 2 is okay, then go to step 4.
4. Send me 2% of the value of purchase. Check my signature for account details.

Lol@num 4

Tanks a lot will get a structural engineer.

Who is a aventures?

EgunMogaji:
Madam, I don't do Lagos and I'm not a professional anyways BUT the bolded is what I have an issue with.

I would keep looking. There are many houses on the market.

Okk. But wats ur layman's opinion on the issues I stated?

I don't mind the property oo, it's the best of the lot ve seen. It's just that water issue that I gear.

arthurshelly:
The property is okay...from the front photo on here errosion is inevitable but check of the backyard of the building is slope for the errosion to escape throught back yard

UndisputedBosom:
*adjusting my classes*
"Road highter than the house" erosion is inevitable.....
The property is okey, though am not a professional

INEVITABLE

Am about to purchase this very property . It's not Wat I wanted but I have to compromise because the search process is wearing me out and the money is slowly dwindling away .

The issue is from the look of the property. , the road seem higher than the house.

And the house is way lower than the driveway.
Is this a red flag for erosion problem?

Ps. The property is in ijesha surulere lagos.

Spyder880
Segcymoor
Mufutau55
Egunmogaji

Chei

See patience oooo

E no go better for whoever and watever do u like this

FlowerPower:
Please anyone who is reading this post, be very careful. As a black person born and raised and in the US, almost half of what the poster says is not true. If you do not have any money or a support system, do not come over here. You will be working 3 jobs trying to survive. If you are educated, make sure you are going directly into a university so you can get an American degree and make a good salary from one job. I know quite a few Nigerian doctors and professors, but that is not the case for all Nigerians.

I won't get into why it seems black Americans are not able to obtain the same rate of education as Nigerians, but it is truly due to systematic racism. There is a lot of opportunity in the US, but this is not an equal opportunity place. Please remember you are still black to the white man. Initially they will treat you kind because you have seem different with your accent. However the work place will make you wake up quickly. It doesn't matter what tribe you come from. They see you as black and eventually you will realize what that means.

The good news for Nigerians is that they have a gateway to make it here if they do the right thing starting off. Make sure you have someone here who can support you for the first 6 months if you are coming here without a job. Don't end up like some of your brethren running credit card scams, driving taxis and working themselves to death for nothing. Do you ever wonder why your family member in the US can't send any money home? It's because the cost of living here is high and you have to pay for everything. I know a Nigerian young woman right now who came here with a smile on here face about 6 months ago and is now asking me if I know where she could find a job just to survive. After 5 years time, I can assure you the poster will see things differently about my country. Good luck to all of you.

hm

i hear u , but staying in naija is worse, especially wen u have no education.

i know pple who dropped out of secondary school in nigeria, found their way to america or uk and are now nurses, radiologists or in other medical fields.

if u are not connected in nigeria and u have no education and u somehow find an avenue to get urself to America, pls dont even go home to take a shower or change ur clothes, quickly rush urself to the airport.

my in law is a taxi driver in America, but he has single handedly lifted his whole family out of porverty, even his younger that he sponsored in university is still dependent on this same taxi driver 4yrs after graduation as the man cant get a job.

hard work never killed anyone.