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klassykute:
9. they wil almost wanna finish all d eva water in d factory .. and na re filled dem dey drink there o .. smellos

Oh my God,

Am in nigeria as we speak. Eva water is a fraud.

My kids , husband have all been purging after I have been so careful.

Then I started to check the bottles we drank a few days before all the sickness started and realised they were all refill.

The bottles were scratched, battered and dirty.

Too many fakes in naija

goldenruby:
Hello ma'am, I know a Braid Wig maker in lagos that does a perfect Braid job. Let me know if you haven't gotten any yet

Am still on the matter.

Pls send me her number. Tnk u

modelmike7:
I will get in touch but for that budget, you need to raise it with your specification. And what part of the mainland do you really want? Name 3 locations. Ikorodu, Abule-ebga, Alagbado , fine... But Ikeja, Surulere, Palm-grove for the amount? No No !

I want a nice area, no abulegbe, alagbado and the likes.

If u have something reasonable, I don't mind uping my budget. I need a very good location.

Gd day,

Am looking for a plot of land in a beautiful developed estate on the mainland.

Something close to the the the major rd.

Somewhere we can buy , build and live in by the end of the year.

Budget #6m

U see am?

Dat na why pple dey que 3days for embassy to get out of this country.

EmpresFIDEL:
good morning friends.. I need your advice. am a 100lv student studying fisheries after searching for admission for 3yrs... but I still want to write jamb next year to study pharmacy. what do you think? I should continue with the fisheries or I should take another jamb for pharmacy which I love so much. am 21years old.

U shud Ave used that time go get a vocation.

Tailoring, beauty, carpentry etc.

How did u decide on fishery?

Na wa oo

tearoses:
Bebe My dear Bucks o!
I leave my back door open sometimes and go out and in hot weather I leave the conservatory windows open
The number of times I’ve left my keys in the front door……
Once we left the front door wide open and went out cos we thought the last person will shut the door
Car keys just left on the staircase overnight
In the summer I leave the hood down when I’m parked outside if I know that I’m still going out
So many things….
This needs to be nipped ASAP before someone gets hurt or these people think that this is acceptable.

Well, things are changing fast in the UK.

It's unfortunate but things are going to get worse.

The eastern Europeans are not smiling, they have training schools for pick pocket. The English life style has been seriously diluted.

Things will never be the same

kingofthesouth:
continuation

in the morning i didnt tell anyone. I watered the flowers and washed her cars. When she came out side i greeted her then for the first time she asked me where i worshipped i answered then she told me she asked because she normally sees me praying everytime. She advised me to keep it up that its good to be a strong christian. Then i went home

after what happened that night i was unable to sleep whenever i go to work because of fear so i was always awake till day break.

After some weeks i was at work and still awake around 3am then i saw a snake which i suspected to be the one i had seen before, this time i used a stick to kill it.

In the morning i first called the driver and showed him. He told me he has been telling madam to fumigate the compound but she wont agree. He told me not to burry it so that madam will come and see so that she will agree to fumigate the compound.

When madam came out i greeted her twice but she didnt answer me. Normally when i greet her she would answer and ask how am doing. She drove out.
Her behaviour toward me changed since that day.

5 days after i came to work late(note this is not the first time i was late) i arrived there 6:33pm and this woman abused the hell out of me. She called me so many names and it was as if she was having something against me, this was the first time i saw her in this mood

i tried to apologise but she said i should shut up. She said am now lazy and i seep off immediately when i come to work which is a lie she also said she is wasting her money on me that am of no use there.

I pleaded with her to check her cameras but she refused. She called our office and reported me and i was replaced.

My supervisor wanted to post me to another place but i told him i have resigned.

Since then i have not been my self . I dont sleep well again becos of fear. My spirit keeps telling me she sacked me because of the snake i killed .

Only in Africa.

Continue sha,

The gullible ones will believe u

He looks finer as a man

tearoses:
I dont even know where to post this
I didnt sleep at all last night
Ive never seen or heard of this kind of thing before

Damiso, Jahblessme, bebe2, edwife, efemenaxy, fem29, naijababe

Yesterday evening at around 8pm my friends house was broken into with axes. She is due next week and had young kids upstairs.
Hubby wasn't around
3 Eastern European men with balaclavas broke in and started pushing her around and shouting at her asking for her gold and money
They frog marched her into every room and they emptied every drawer and every bag
Thank God the Kids slept through it

Since when did home invasions armed robbery start in the UK?
She lives walking distance from me
When did this start?
I'm just shaking
a 9 months pregnant women?
Break door down?
In a normal quiet residential area?
How did they know she was home alone?
8pm?
Some people said maybe the car attracted them
Is it a crime to have a nice car?

I guess its time to start arming ones self and be very security conscious.
Have any of you heard about armed robbery's?
This is a real shock to me

Am so shocked. Poor woman.

This is very unsual oo

Pls Wat part is dis?

We normally hear burglary when pple travel and dats mostly in deprived areas.

Am so careless, many times I forget my key's wen I open the door , and passers-by will throwork it in thru the letter box. Never had issues.

I alway knew eastern European's where Trouble

piagetskinner:
It's not so bad like it used to be... I got tomatoes today.. Although a little expensive.. .i even saw 50 naira own sef



But the tin tiny eh... Like rat poop

OK. Tnk u hare

Better pikin

nonix22:
Tesco tinz??

Tesco ke?

Na to enter aldi or go Cosco .

I no fit shout oo

Virginkpekus:
You even get small tomato to cook, thank God for your life

OK, JOKES APART.

how bad is this tomatoes issue?

should i send some canned plum tomatoes to my family?

Ewuro4:
Tearoses don kee my belle hahaha sis you're the bomb..

See why I'd rather go home solo?

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I know , wahala plenty.

Ewuro4:
What is so wrong? A family rushed back early from a supposed 4wks vacation coz the son wouldn't stop throwing up... He's lost tremendous amount of weight and he's currently in isolation at the hospital. I hope he makes it. Many cases like that especially Africans.

I'm sure his parents were so conserned about what people will say back home hence their unpreparedness...

Aunty Bebe, since your flight is just 6hrs, freeze 4jugs of milk and pack them join. A friend in UK did that and it worked! Safe journey sis, pack kilishi come for me oh

Aunty ewuro tnk u jare, long time.

Was thinking of buying Powder milk like Nido? And using that. We have 8 suit cases and we ve reached our maximum weight. Am so tired I can't even tell u.

Now shud I just empty one and pack more food? Pasta, tuna cans, and the almighty tomatoes.

This trip is stressing me out, I suppose bring them to u to baby sit oo, so I can just enjoy my naija without all these fuss.

Ewuro4:
What is so wrong? A family rushed back early from a supposed 4wks vacation coz the son wouldn't stop throwing up... He's lost tremendous amount of weight and he's currently in isolation at the hospital. I hope he makes it. Many cases like that especially Africans.

I'm sure his parents were so conserned about what people will say back home hence their unpreparedness...

Aunty Bebe, since your flight is just 6hrs, freeze 4jugs of milk and pack them join. A friend in UK did that and it worked! Safe journey sis, pack kilishi come for me oh

Aunty ewuro tnk u jare, long time.

Was thinking of buying Powder milk like Nido? And using that. We have 8 suit cases and we ve reached our maximum weight. Am so tired I can't even tell u.

Now shud I just empty one and pack more food? Pasta, tuna cans, and the almighty tomatoes.

This trip is stressing me out, I suppose bring them to u to baby sit oo, so I can just enjoy my naija without all these fuss.

Not new

Dats why I pack everything wen I visit.

Even biscuit and sweet I carry come.

Ain't got no time for diarrhea

Idiot

That's why God will never bless some pple because he know they will abuse the position.

Who gave him the right to put his hand in another human being

Haba she never even enter she Don dey curse the boy mama ,

Big big wahala brewing

EgunMogaji:
Liar, liar, pants on fire....

"From their brunette hair to their dress sense, twin sisters Vicki and Valerie Darger have a number of things in common.
But the 42-year-olds share more than just their looks - they are both married to the same man.
The sisters are in a polygamous marriage with Joe, 43, who is also wed to a third woman - their cousin Alina.
The Dargers, who are fundamentalist Mormons from Salt Lake City, Utah, live together in a large family home and have 24 children between them."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138349/Mormon-twin-sisters-Vicki-Valerie-Darger-share-HUSBAND-whos-married-cousin.html#ixzz49ItZC75O
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U just help me make my point, it's on the news be cos it usual. And they Mormons

Try that wit a regular oyibo woman, ask ur nairaland brothers that are married to white girls. U go know how far

BekeeBuAgbara:
I though the wife was an American.

African American

NOT SURPRISED

dats a typical africa man,

and for the wife to still remain with him? she too na typical africa woman

u kiss another woman sef reach for Oyibo to break a marriage of ten years.

MiztaPorsh:
She has them in stock and she is around ikeja also a major wholeseller so you don't need to go to balogun. Just tell her you are from Mizta Porsh and she will give you a good deal because I have already contacted her so she is expecting your call.

i have tried several times to call her, but neva goes thru, and she is not on whatsapp or BB.

drnairalov:
is that his dad?

no, his neigbours cat

priest1:
I had an offer for a full plot of land at Egbe, Lagos but had to take up half at the moment and will be looking for a second person who will be ready, willing and able to take the other half.

Please get in touch quickly if you are really really interested and ready ready to buy just like me:


Mobile: 08055061124
BBM: 580E8C7C
E-Mail: priestmanuel@yahoo.co.uk

u shud add more details,

area, price , proximity to the major rd etc.

sentio:
1 Acres after compass Newspaper isheri at the back of Hoguard guard. Price: 2.5milion per plot. Title: Deed of assignment. 08023388973

can u post pics of the plot and surrounding area?

how far is it from the main rd?

mrnuur:
a colleague snapped me while sleeping on duty..

Chai , is this a work place,? Why are ur feet on the desk?

Not nice.

Mopricelezz:
OMG, a two year old? May God Almighty heal him...

Look am well, dat don't look like a new wound.

See as them expose to all sorts of infections.

Naija I hail thee oo

cococandy:
Maybe those ones took after you.
#Kidding.

But i'm sure you and your DH know who's responsible for the stubborn gene.

I no go lie sha , na my hand dem carry

cococandy:
I can tell she's going to be a very active girl
Na wa.

Na one chance I don enter so.

Thanks dear

Lol@ one chance.

U can never predict their personality .

U will never believe that my second son came from the same womb as the other 3. He is so calm, composed like a British old man.

The other three are just agbero to the core , they can fight and shout till they passout .