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Bro why you post this car here sef.... so person wey get 18Mill to buy this kind car go come nairaland come search abi you just want make we see the pictures ni... smh |
THIS IS NOT A 2014 C-LASS NEVER DAT! |
Guy na for your mind... all you need to do is break the jinx. simple. Buy the original viagra form a reputable pharmacy, take it before the act, you might even decide to take your wife out for a few drinks first before coming home just to relax her too. by the time you start the show, because of the drug whether the p.rick likes it or not, it will stand. once you do it. you have broken the jinx. throwaway the remaining medicine, since in actual sense there is nothing wrong with you... it will be smooth sailing from then on... but also try exercising and reduce sugar it helps blood flows. |
Yes... this was like my girlfriend before we got married... ehm, she is now my wife! ![]() |
[size=16pt]If you wan poison me... use Turkey! i go see as you dey put the poison but nna i go still bite the turkey![/size] ![]() |
And you dey chop him money abi? ...if him no ask you, you sef ask am now! abi what is the point of this your post... |
[size=24pt]Cleaning fogged out headlights! [/size] https://hidheadlightconversion.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2-Headlighs-Restoration-Clean-Paste.jpg |
[size=18pt]Why the tractor con dey change color? na chameleon![/size] |
[size=24pt]What a monumental fool! ebola of the brain! choi[/size] |
[size=14pt]Madam you are living in a fantasy world, one man cannot have all these traits at once just to be ascribed the title "man". If you never marry and na this kind man you dey find... you go find tire oh! no be swear.[/size] |
TOO d.OPE!!! E b like say terry don stop to skunk cos this music is straight up fire. Sweet pass aye! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyDQ8amOVj0#t=108 |
But in all this story, what i still don't understand is " why you give am gate key? " |
rickkid: If you were buying 2nd hand before, this wont change anything - you'll still buy 2nd hand. Difference is they will be Naija used. Except you sign up with the new car financing scheme to pay over 48 months, this stuff isn't targetted at you anyway. I dont know where you people get this idea that things just fall into your lap like magic. How much did you think they would cost before? Why dont you go and assemble your own car which you can sell for N150,000 Buy One Get One Free? Innoson is a business, not a charity. Let me also stress, for the avoidance of doubt that there is a huge number of people who have ALREADY placed orders and have been doing since last year. Nobody cares what the internet geniuses on Nairaland think in the real world. With or without you, Innoson will become a national symbol. With or without you, Nigeria will make progress. Your concentrated bad-belle is a tiny, irrelevant opinion in a target market of over 500 million sub Saharan Africans. Nobody said you should buy, in fact some of us are praying for spaces to open in the order list so we can get ours. You are tiny. You are pointless. You are irrelevant. You are nothing.Bro, you are really taking this thing personal oh, is your FATHER the owner of innosan motors? abi are you their marketing manager? your stupidity is surely going to get a promotion! don't be an id.iot okay, innosan's so called BRAND NEW CAR cannot be compared to a honda, toyota, bmw, ford, chevy or likes... innosan here is the NOBODY! i'll rather spend my money on a kia or hyundai that can be trusted. Wait let me ask you can innosan motors export their nonsense product to the US or UK market? NEVER! who go buy am. You now want to shove your substandard products to us and expect Nigerians to just accept it like that. It is people like you that think that the average nigerian is un-intelligent, an A-grade toks camry or accord will serve durably, with a longer life span than your new innosan motor. What about maintenance? how available are the parts? what is the resale value after a year or two? ZERO! we've seen the likes of the plastic cars on our road swell like an old shoe and fall apart within a short period. Who is deceiving who? How can you claim that innosan is the messiah when they have no rival? use your common sense! when MTN first came, they where selling SIM cards for close to 30k! can you imagine... and the service was terrible, now sim cards sell for close to nothing! are you saying that the conditions now are better than they where then or that MTN did not have the resources to sell it low... IT IS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO COMPETITION and they knew there was no other choice. when three or four other companies have come into local assembly or manufacturing of cars then come and talk to me. innosan should be able to sell A BRAND NEW CAR for 1million or 750K at least if they are truly manufacturing for the nigerian market then we'll know you are giving us real value. and before you open your mouth to reply, i push a 2012 lexus RX350 for 3.5mill toks, go and bring your brand new 3.5mill innosan car lets compare value! |
[size=29pt]AJE FILMS[/size] |
fitzmayowa: Abeg na who help see my dstv remote[size=22pt]See am here, no worry i go change the channel... me sef no dey too like watch NKAN BE![/size] [img]http://media0./media/NOA0mbJ3eTAwE/200_s.gif[/img] |
[size=20pt]THE ALIENS DID IT![/size] |
[size=18pt]You don't know what you NEED yet, by the time you reach 31 years old you go know... noh worry.[/size] |
[size=14pt]Theory Question: Outline the differences between thick and fat[/size] [size=13pt]Thick:[/size] - Have a lot of mozul! (Muscle) - Mozuls are usually in right proportion to other areas of the body - Thick People are most times 70% appealling to the opposite sex (Thick chest guys, thick thigh chicks) - A person can be thick and quite fit! [size=13pt]Fat[/size] - Have a lot of ora! ( solid oil )- Ora is usually out of shape with the whole body - Fat People are most times 70% NOT appealling to the opposite sex - Fat people are never fit! ![]() |
[size=14pt]Cooked up story.... next rated goes to artists who DON'T have albums yet duh![/size] |
[size=16pt]One word... #PAM![/size] |
[size=20pt]Top for 2013: Mama The Conjouring The Possesion The rest movies you guys are mentioning, are mere thrillers, try "the orphanage" u go fear fear! And had anyone not seen "Mama 2013"? Quote: two toddlers in a room, one taps the other sleeping, "Victoria! Victoria, wake up it's mama; then the darkness comes crawling in through the window" haha! Creepy as hell. [/size] |
zizle87: Let me share another....Oregun road....pls b very careful there at night...very very. Because the road is very accessible alot happen there in seconds.4 friends went clubbing at ikeja...all boys. One of them is my friend. Dey left the club and were headed back home when anoder car with four guys too drove past dem ...dey were evn making fun of them inside d car that this one way boys just dey comot with no single babe dese days when the car swerved and stopped in front of them. Dey ran into d car. By instinct my friend who sat in front with d driver told him to reverse immediately. Dey were doin dat all d way back when 1of the guys from the Other car came out and shot directly at their windscreen. Out of confusion dey reversed into d covert which halted the car.dey got out and started runin...wat surprised dem was that the boys came out and chased dem all d way down that road shooting at them. Till dey finali took a turn. My friend thought he had died and na him ghost still dey run.because they don't know how dey escaped..I saw him the following dey wen dey went to get the car. This is the funny part. Nothing was missing from the car.i asked what he thought they wanted. He said his best guess was dat they were ritualists and they wanted at least a body and had probably been searching since because of the kind of car dey were driving and the fact that they bashed it without care of expenses.Omo this na life & death matter mehn! Na wa oh. The kind of adrenalin that would have rushed within their bodies as at that time ehn! No be small. |
If you've never lost something before to thieves, you will not know how it feels. I just dey feel for the guy because all his work was in there and at the end of the day, the bas.tards will not sell the lappy more than 30 or 40k. Firing squad dey await una! ![]() |
[size=16pt]First of all i'd like to say.... Frontpage! Yipee[/size] ![]() Thanks for all your comments though! I read a few suggestions here and i agree that the car park should be more illuminated the rear area of the park is always very dark, with armed security at strategic positions within the lot. sometimes you will just be parking and then you will see one woman/man walking towards you to beg you for money or show you pictures of motherless babies, as in? as for me, i put my laptops in the boot once i park, and i always try to find space close to the front area of the mall or where there is enough light directly on my car. Na God naim dey save person. But don't be surprised if the security guys are involved! ![]() |
people! |
Moderator.pls make this frontpage.for.security reasons! |
Anyways, i know.it was the last friday.of november, i.must have mixed up the date because it was payday. I just assumed it was 31st. Guy, d.thing pain me.for my guy oh. Person go keep him thing jeje another person go just come carry am. Na wa.o |
Hello people, first of all i'll like to advice everyone to be a little bit more security conscious/vigilant this xmas season, because there are lots of people (men/women inclusive) wey dey vex for streets, lurking around town looking for who to mug, rip off, scam, stick-up... etc. Don't be so comfortable to leave your phone on a bank counter/cinema cupholder, park your car in an unknown/secluded area, sleep of in the bus with valuables on you, leave your gate unlocked till late at night.... etc. just shine your eye because these streets dey vex oh! seriously! Ok. so last three weeks, a colleague at my office resigned. So a few of us her friends decided to do a TGIF/Send-off for her at "Beerhugz cafe" at ikeja City mall. This was Friday 29th November. We were there from evening time and really had a blast, we partied and danced till some of us started leaving one by one. I left at about a little past ten o'clock. My guy "J" & another of our colleague "chi" left later after us. Now the story i heard on monday when i came to work was that: When they left to their car, (picanto) j found it very difficult getting the car door to open with the key, the drivers door seemed jammed. He now had to go through the passenger side only to discover that the car had been ransacked! both their bags gone! with LAPTOPS inside, all work, deliverables, jobs, gone! Ol'boy, i hear say my guy para. Chi just dey cry. He now went to the security guys, since they noticed a cctv camera was facing their car. But to j's utter chagrin the security were just responding lack lustre, refusing to show them the footage or do anything! saying he should go and bring police report, that it's not the first time something like that is happening, that he should take it easy, WHAT!! Ol'boy naim my guy para (hulk style ) wan fight all the security, possibly break person head. That's when they now agreed to go and look at the footage. Bottomline the thing was blurred... can you imagine? they could see what was going on oh. three guys. one was patrolling while the other two were doing the act but the whole footage was blurred and dark.... so what the heck is the essence of the stupid camera!? omo till today nothing. nothing oh! them don go do police report everything but no recovery, no nothing.... abeg what dyou guys have to say about this. nairaland |
Guy but which kind friend you get sef? Why ur friend go wan dey back ur babe behind ur back? If u know what is good for u no dey keep that kind friend abi u sef don do am dat kind thing before? |




