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Bro to be honest with you:

1. You need to get your money up.

2. Change where you are buying the gas from, buy directly from mobil filling station. It would last the whole month almost.

3. If you are using four burner, try switching to the single burner. it saves a lot and you can do buy as you go 5k today and 5k two weeks later.

4. Get a microwave and cook things in bulk and store in the fridge, then microwave when you need it, so you are using the gas to warm food all the time.

5. This issue na minor thing, don't make a big deal out of it. But did you consult her before buying the charcoal stove? Afterall she is in charge of the kitchen, she probably would have told you not to. Bro put that thing up for sale on jiji and when you sell it. use the money to pay for the next gas refill. Let this matter die down bro. Just fix up your income.

bigpicture001:
Because of the high cost of energy, I barred her from overly use of electric hot plate, also gas finishes so fast.. all these are draining the family maintainance resources..

So I deviced a means to bring down the cost of energy by purchasing gokpo charcoal stove.. it's a new kinda charcoal stove that doesn't fume, it's clean energy and also burns faster..

Just that u need to infuse charcoal enough and cook straight hours so u can exchaust the charcoal, lest it won't stop burning inside..

Believe me, it doesn't darken pot nor fume..

By she has refused to use it, claiming I am taking her to olden days and causing lots of stress..

Okay I suggested she start to part pay the cost of cooking energy if sh must stick with her choice.. but sh has not filled gas since then nor part pay the huge NEPA bill that comes monthly..

Abeg wetin I go do for this case

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press9jatv:
Adeleke's defeat is imminent

If you may explain, why is it so pertinent that the current Osun governor be removed? what excites you about your prediction of his defeat?

That's a brown falcon.

Wow people! I'm now in Abuja oh! I first want to thank everyone who contributed on this post, you all did well and made this journey possible!

@kpankpangolo @correctyourself @DUKEOFIBADAN

So people, this is how the journey went. I got to Jibowu (GUO) by 5am and there were already buses getting ready and few people already at the station, i entered into the reception and presented my email booking print-out and was assigned to the first bus set to leave by 5:30am. Thanks to @DUKEOFIBADAN omoh! Na that door seat i pick oh and it made a world of difference because all through the journey, even though the seat was a bit stiff, my legs were very free and i had enough room to move and stretch my feet. The bus was also the modern hiace bus with tinted glass and cool ac.

We actually left at about 5:45am.... to be honest... from lagos to ibadan, to osun was a quick breeze and then ondo... akoko. The driver made the first stop somewhere in ondo at a travelers food stop. I and a couple of passengers used the loo, then went to get food. Wasn't really hungry, just ate a little fufu and egusi with catfish. i focused on the fish and left most of the food though. The other passengers who ate rice and stew complained that the pepper was peppering, we spent about 20mins there and left.

Our trip through ondo seemed to stretch for long.... slept for a bit, listened to music. Now one very striking memory through this journey was passing through Lokoja in Kogi. Listen people, as someone who has been in Lagos for way to long now, this place was a beauty of nature to me. I was wowed at the mountains and valleys that sprawled around the landscape of my view. They had these pockets of small small houses with pointed roofs like monopoly houses all around the valleys. And the green mountains towering behind. My guy it was beautiful to me. I kept imagining if this place was developed like south Africa, how tourists would troop there just to experience the scenery.

Though the road we passed seemed to be like the outskirts of the state cause i didnt think we passed through the main city... but just looking around, you would notice that the people staying there were mostly rural and poor and i just wandered and wandered. there were a few check points along the journey, with tired looking police, army, frsc or customs but nothing serious. Fun fact, getting closer to abuja, was the first time i would see NDLEA on the road like at a check point... it was funny to me, i no understand.

Well, we got to abuja at about 6pm. The driver was very experienced, smart but smooth as well. Oga was driving lagos style in other states... he just dey move like say na him get the whole Nigeria. lol. My stop was last for the bus, which was at their Utako GUO park, it was already getting dark like 6:30pm. My accommodation was like 3 mins drive from there, but the drop guy insisted on collecting 3k. I just allowed, on jjc level make i just go my hotel go rest.

I had the hotel accommodation on map, and it was more like a 2 min drive. The place comfortable die. I didnt use the hotel you guys recommended though, my guy showed me this one called Aden 360. The place is cool and coded. infact they made an error on my reservation and had to give me a higher room. So guys, i'm here in Abuja like this oh! Tuesday na my appointment. I'm hoping everything gets concluded same day so i can plan my exit make i no go finish my September salary for here.

Will keep you guys posted as the week unfolds!

(Didn't use my phone much through the journey to snap cos i was conserving my battery, forgot to take a powerbank).

So guys, the D-day is almost here. I eventually went with the GUO transport option. I booked online from Jibowu to Utako. N47500. I also got a friend who recommended a nice hotel at Utako, i've booked some night there as well.

I'll be leaving tomorrow Sunday. The bus is meant to leave by 6:00am from Jibowu and get to Abuja by 7pm. This road trip will be a first for me after a very long time. So i'll keep you guys updated on how the trip goes.

This is another good option. Thank you.

DUKEOFIBADAN:
Go with GUO for 45k, you can book and pay online. The 6am bus leave Lagos and arrive Abuja 6pm. Same with the7am bus you arrive there at 7pm. You will stop 2 to 3 times to eat or stretch your legs. You will not feel like you’re in a bus because it is new model and has entertainment TV to keep you feel relaxing. Please try choose that seat beside the door so that you can have enough leg rooms and can sleep comfortably if you neee to. I think it’s safer now since there are many soldiers and police on the road. Some even hide in the bush names special ops. Good luck

Thank you for the tip on accomodation.

correctyourself:
It:s ok to travel by road, and what you are going for is not done in a hurry or in one day o. before you get to abuja should be around 7-8pm depends how early you left lagos ot maybe less than

When the driver drop you at zuba park, enter another vehicle from there to Nyanya park, get okada to take you to Edit royal hotel in Karu. and it's cheap compare to others in abuja city

Next morning walk to road side and enter vehicle to Secretariat , all ministry are there, wouldn't cost more than 600 naira

This process would save you some money

Hello People,

So i've been put in a situation where i have to go to the Ministry of Education at Abuja to do some physical evaluation of credentials. Its crazy because i live in Lagos and this is just wild that same activity can't just be done here in Lagos.

Well, i decided to start planning for the trip but the flight prices i saw threw me off... with an average of #200K for the flight and i would still have to lodge somewhere. So i am weighing my options if i should better plan to travel by road! hmmm.

Guys, i need your advice, how safe is it to travel from Lagos to Abuja by bus... how long will it take? and is it worth the stress? or should i just figure out a way to raise the flight money. What do you think?

You be mumu. You know nothing about cars

AfahaAbia:
God forbid... That for 11million plus You better drive your car bro

Going through this right now. No signal on my phone for like two days now! It’s crazy!

i don already put my money for Ngannou! Lets talk later. fingers crossed!

Our money dey cloud no worry! if you know, you know.

Tragic! “Runaway Soldier” hmmm, this guy could be suffering from war/combat ptsd from his time as a soldier and a bit of schizophrenia due to his story. Mental issues are a real thing. Neighbors say they were not a toxic couple. Sudden mental breakdown? Hallucinations? We may never know.

As a first time car owner, this is the greatest mistake you will ever make! Even as much as i love honda, the 2008 Honda accord is voted the worst honda accord ever made, it comes with direct from factory problems, thats why the used one is so cheap. I guarantee say no be you go drive the car, na the car go drive you when problem start, if you like to get evil spirit honda go for 2011 or 2012 but your budget no fit carry am.

Guy use your money and buy big daddy or used pontiac vibe and thank me later.

Abduletudaye:
How about accord 2008?

How much?

Trouble Gang Leader! I GREET YOU BROS! Wahala! Wahala! Wahala! Until she no go want your wahala! you go come pet am.

Nicepoker:
No matter how melodious a woman's tune is. I can never dance to it. First, always be the trouble maker in the house she will chill. The moment you give her that trouble making position. You are finished.

Bro, they’re already here!

lovediehatelive:
Are the aliens coming!!! 😱

UFO

But maybe he has a fourth wife out of the picture

Gadafii:
He should have given them space, while two is pregnant one should have been free so that he could continue to draw oil with caution, when the tw deliver, he put the third one in the family way so drawing of oil is never nonstop with the remaining two
But my guy do as you desire

An exaggerated encounter with wildly hyped occurrences inspired by Nollywood.

Aunty, the reason why you've been failing is because you are not responsible, you never take responsibility for anything not even your actions and in-actions, your mindset was your biggest liabilty, hence your failure... if you always expect bad things to happen or things not working out... that is what you will be getting from life. Be responsible to your self, under take serious self assessment, self-development and re-orient your outlook to keep learning, developing yourself, seeing positives, opportunities, then you will get better results. No be anybody do you aunty.

We all know but why must you be the one to tell him…

Uyi168:
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i can bet my 2balls that your banny is not a virgin.

There is no dilemma! The marriage plans just have to be halted at this point. You are just being in denial of the obvious. And this your procrastination is going to cost you and everybody involved 100 times more pain and heartache. Call everything off now! Be a man, use your head! You one wait now… until it will be too late and you can’t stop anything again. Instead make you stop all the plans first now that you have not done traditional or white wedding. You want to delay till when u print IV abi? Dey play.

I want to ask you, what if you discovered that you and your babe are AS, AS, will you still be talking this nonsense? Or you will go ahead abi? And born sickle cell children? Oga! Come up with whatever reason and call the relationship off now! Are you waiting till when u marry her, disvirgin her, then three years down the line, no pregnancy or full term pregnancy, then you go give another woman belle outside? Break every body heart then scatter the marriage? Is that what you are waiting for? Think!

beekind:
Thank you so much for sharing your experience and being realistic.
I can't do the bolded cos she is a virgin as such we cant even have sex.
I am not sure if I want to convince her to loose her virginity as that would be unfair in case I choose not to marry her.

This is why I say its a kind of dilemna for me.

The lifestyle cost na you nor know!

bruh it’s insane to think! It’s unfathomable!

seborrhic:
So the nurse injected him and left the syringes with the needles in his house?
As a souvenir or what?
Clowns.
These are the police some people are praising are doing a good job of the investigation.
Jokers!
An artiste living in Lekki and doing quite well for himself,calling on a nurse he can pay 20k to come and treat him at home!!

;you be virgin abi! You took this personal.

AwokenVawulence:
I knew the day would come when oloshos go dey stigmatize virgins for not being sluts , just to try and justify such immoral act ,can u imagine a world where person way don sleep with 50 men go dey open mouth abuse person way be virgin. Wonderful . Anyways make fornicators take this one hold body . Can't believe this my generation

Oblongata:
'Witch doctor of the living dead' was another one

You sabi! This one had zombies eating peoples intestines. It was mad!

Your mama Dey pray for you, you Dey here dey complain. Let go bro. Na your mama born you, there’s nothing you can do about it. Enjoy the prayers.

Bro na agbo you need, well prepared for the purpose. Just go to @kingsaffairs.ng page on instagram. the lady is an expert in these matters. Get the mix and use as prescribed. it's ingredients are similar to some of the suggestions made here, the only difference is that you won't need to start preparing it yourself and wonder if you got the mix right. Just buy and use. Thank me later.

Though, on a normal:
Bad sleep (not getting enough sleep)
Overthinking/ stress
Sapa
Sugary foods and drinks
too much masturbation
Lack of frequent physical mobility/exercise
Obesity

These are some of main causes of low performance in men.

You people are just stressing yourselves.... its not the same person. just a look alike photo propaganda. The girl with the shisha is an instagram influencer.

OlawaleBammie:
Don't try to defend what is not defendable bro.. u had better left the thread without contributing, no one would hold u.

Can u be happy seeing Ur loved ones in this state talk more of a potential leader?? Habaa, habaaa

U re refering to tinubu, either Ur claim is tru or not we don't know, even if it's tru u don't have a pictorial evidence to defend it this way.

What is bad is bad without any justification sir.

Guy, this your starch get seed na, you for calm down turn am well well to achieve a smooth mix oh!

ahnie:
The final product,I had to download it with a bottle of sprite.
Mariahangel food is ready.
Gloryhomemaker slide in.
Diomakitchen welcome aboard.
Fman oya come chop
Truvelisback come chop isoko food.

40 Million Naira. This is confirmed.

Only big brands pay their money.

SmartPolician:
I think Kizz Daniel is the biggest singer in Nigeria right now.

If Burna Boy could charge that, only God knows what Daniel would charge