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Ok. The keyword here is proudly. Now i'll start off by saying, everyone has the right to do whatever they want with their time and their lives as adults, it's nobody's business to condemn or judge but......

TONTO!!! TONTO!!! TONTO!!! How many times did i call you hehn? after exhibiting weird behaviour on stage in london, in your mind the best next thing to do is post some weed pictures on your instagram!?

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Haba! everybody knows that at least 50% of all our naija celebrities smoke weed but DUH! they dont publicize it! how are you gonna get corporate endorsements after this? are you thinking at all? ok meet me at the joint later, we'll talk about this further..

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[size=18pt]Is it just me or does this song have the KUKERE BEAT underneath?[/size]

[size=18pt]BRO, Have you ever heard of Konomi? not the one inside food o, the one they put inside kitten... i'm sorry for you.[/size]

[size=13pt]i and my friends were discussing a few days back that the starks seem to be a cursed family. after their dad was killed they all scattered in different directions, Rob & the mother, salsa in kings landing, arya lost in the wild, the two little boys left behind to fate, jon snow with wildlings, only for me to watch the episode 9. choi! see massacre! anyways, what its going to be is the dragon lady against the Lannisters... the era of the starks don wipe. [/size]

FAKE STORY, FAKE PICTURE!!! Abeg poster go and sit down somewhere!

[size=18pt]My TECNO N7 turns heads whenever i bring it out and "swipe", "swipe"! "5 inch screen Anroid Ice-cream phone no joke! [/size]

[size=18pt]Hey! wait a minute... "i know that face", thats not Davido, that's the dude that sells weed at the bus-stop in my hood! [/size]

[size=20pt]If you love somebody walk up to am and tell am you love am oh, because no time, no time at all! (Singing in african chinas voice)[/size]

Nna that topic hard small o!

funny

[size=20pt]Wait "But how do we know YOU are not the boyfriend snatcher? and now.. they want him back![/size]

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[size=14pt]Guy, make i advise you...

Key points
I'm even sure that when her family members ask about you, she will say that "he is fine oh, he is ok" i'm sure they still think both of you are dating.

Dat Ben guy was her school Boyfriend that used to bang her steady (different styles too). You are her lover boyfriend that she will like to marry, her lover boy that cares for her. Bro... its the truth.

She is still holding on to the hope that when she is done sampling... she can always run back to you and you will forgive her after all, you where never meant to know, you where never meant to come to visit.. it was supposed to be her secret, and her, the angel in your eyes but fate played a fast one when you came unannounced.

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The only way to get the feelings of her faded (because you need to for your own good... who knows she might even have done abortion for that guy sef) is to:

1. start planning on getting a new girl. (not necessarily for a serious relationship) make new friends, the more you focus on this and start getting chummy with new girls and people the more she will gradually fade from ur memory.

2. When next she calls, act as if you don't know who is calling... then suddenly realize and tell her that you have deleted her number from your phone and that you've moved on. (when she asks "cant we just be friends? say NO!)Infact, tell her to greet her boyfriend for you, cut the phone sharply. refuse to pick any of her calls until she uses an unknown number, then you can now give her some polite insult, stuff like (what is the meaning of this now? why are you bugging my phone? why are you so desperate?) you will feel a mixture of pleasure & pain but bro this is your sure road to redemption.

3. Be a man! when next any of her relatives calls, be quick to tell them that you don't have anything to do with her again, and when they asked why? tell them that she now has a new Guy, she even told you herself that she is not interested in you again besides you are now in a new relationship (lie).

4. Finally, live your life bro! you are still a young man and you have your whole life ahead of you... abeg go chop catfish peppersoup jor, plan strategy of how you go turn millionaire, go cinema watch film, buy yourself a samsung smartphone, whatever just live your life bro and be happy...

bro... i don run this parole before... just follow my advise. it is well.[/size]

[size=16pt]All of you should calm down!!!! i think the guy got himself the "Samsung Galaxy Grand" and thinks its the S3. They are quite similar but the galaxy grand comes with a tiny bit lower specs and retails for about N60k at computer village. Thats the phone on the Banky W and Kate henshaw advert its not to popular yet.[/size]

vivian chinaza: Yea, it came from a woman. Look, I know you must be hurt, losing someone you love sucks, alright?
And the wife cheated on him with his brother, that's a terrible thing, but sweetheart these things happen all the time, even worst. When life knocks you down, you and only you will decide to remain down or to beat it. And in his own condition, he chose to give up, not putting other people that love him unconditionally into consideration, including his lovely daughter!
I don't feel sorry for him, to me he was selfish, and stu.pid. And if my own brother for any reason takes his own life, a life that does not belong to him in the first place, not minding the impact his action will have on me? I will spit on his corpse!
A lot of us have passed through hell, we have been heartbroken, betrayed, and hurt. Did some of us at some point contemplated suicide? Hell yes! I know I did! Let's face it, there was nothing to live for, so we thought, so I thought. But we were wrong! There are plenty of things to live for! And those reasons are manifested in the faces of those who chose to love us no matter what, those who still need us.
The pains are excruciating, lord knows! But it gets better with time cos we must learn to find joy again through those pains, if not for anything, for the sake of those who love us! For the sake of that beautiful son or daughter who is gonna live without a father, who in ages to come would live with the shame, the psychological trauma and the stigma that her father committed suicide.

Now, if this man didn't think of all these? I'm sorry, I don't feel sorry for him, and I know as hell God will not!

I'm sorry if this sounds insensitive, this is just how I feel about suicide, and I'm not wrong.

I'm also sorry you have to go through this pain, I'm just mad that this pain is so not worth it.

[size=14pt]Yeah i understand what you are saying but put into consideration that people are different, and the way they react to situations differ, question vivian: Have you ever heard of Acute depression... this is a very very terrible state of depression & self loathing that someone can be afflicted with after a tragic event... [/size]

R.I.P to the dude. Pele to the friend. sad one indeed.

[size=20pt]It depends:[/size]

[size=14pt]1. I have an ex that i told her on phone point blank "i have deleted your number... why are u still calling me? please don't ever, ever call this number again... infact delete it 4rm your phone... (never seen or heard from each other since) [/size]


[size=14pt]2. I also have an ex girl that lives in another state, we communicate by phone maybe... once or twice in 6months and we still have wild sex maybe once a year..

now go figure![/size]

[size=24pt]"SIT"[/size] (but honestly P***s is the easier answer)

[size=18pt]Guy I pity u sha. You don enter online scam format. By the time you give her your address and she shows up with three hefty guys to beat your brains out, rob you & strangle you. Your story will be on nairaland frontpage next!!!! If she is real and you really want to help, there are several organizations setup now that deal with issues like this especially violence against women, research and send her their contacts, she'll be free in no time. Anything apart from that, ol'boy you go hear wehn!!!![/size]

GUY! You no go marry? dat one na indirect message wey she give you so.... and from your response it seems your plan na to dey chop kpomo for the next three years... just free the girl. If you no get plan to marry am in the next three years, forget love.. you no love am. just look for another chick wey you go dey bang steady (no strings attached.) & ofcourse, that will make you a no1 Heart Breaker! #Gbam.

Now... if you decide to abide by the new rule and work your relationship towards marriage... i dey tell you, e no go even reach six months wey the girl go come by herself (Turn around on the decision) and ask you to bang her brains out... bro i tell you e go sweet die! because now una go appreciate una self much more... thats my take.

[size=18pt] ( Supernatural ) Sam!!!! Get the shotgun"[/size]

Burger01: Lol.. Good one. As for me, I need pepper spray, Tazer and a semi automatic chrome plated piece..

Bad guy things!

[size=16pt]You know, i was just discussing with a colleague in my office yesterday, does anyone know where we can buy "Pepper spray or a Tazer?" here in Lagos but i think a Tazer is preferable. abeg tell us... that kind thing eh... you go just shock the guy for head as you wind down... i swear he go piss & shit for body instata! [/size]

Bro, please.. how much can i get 2002 - 2004 RAV4 with and without custom duty. I need this badly. Thanks

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