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Add this: Some men don't cheat because of their current financial status!

Cheating costs money people! whether you are keeping a concubine outside or just plain picking up hoes at the clubs... some men will not bother to try any because they just can't cope financially... but if level venture change ehn! you know the rest of the story.

[size=18pt]This is a clear case of an Expensive joke![/size]

how much does it go for?

[size=14pt]In order to please the church and move ahead, he should do the church wedding on a MONDAY morning by 10am with few family and friends, as long as him and his wife are in on the plan, nothing else matters... that way he won't worry about an elaborate reception... and nobody go open mouth say he no do church wedding![/size]

breadandbutter:
I discovered last night that I have been in relationship with a dishonest and terrible girl. I managed to steal her facebook password and after viewing her messages I discovered she has other guys she sleeps with. Their dirty conversations and her nude pics shared drives me crazy. I am so mad now and the thoughts alone is killing me. I'm thinking of inviting her over today and lace her drink with poison.

Guys if you were in my shoes what will you do

[size=16pt]Get over it man! you are only mad because you found that everybody else has been ban.ging her and you have not been able to get past bobbi press, ha ha![/size]

[size=16pt]Dude, if you can afford it... it might be time to move out... or at least hint your mom that you plan on leaving maybe it would trigger some deep thinking on her part on why you would want to do so and eventually you'all can resolve issues. But to be honest if at her age your aunt is doing that, don't expect her to change anytime soon... e don master am.[/size]

[size=16pt]I've been watching this Ameachi of a man and his mannerisms, i may be wrong ...but i dare say, this man has a bit gayism in him, his gestures, postures and dance moves sometimes seem girly... hmmm. [/size]

KunAviero:
I'm currently using a windows phone(Microsoft lumia 535). I chose it over infinix zero and trust me bro, it's a mistake I'll repeat over and over againand will keep on repeating. Disadvantage of a windows phone though is that you'll mostlikely get too attached cos your apps will keep feeding you wtih interesting things all day long. Your 5mp camera for example will be sharper and much more better than most andriod's 8 and 13mp talk more of the higherwindows camera phones......and windows is not for illiterates. Anybody can use andriod but not everbody can use windows and ios.......plenty things dey for windows jare.

Dude. i'm very very curious about the lumia 535, read and heard it has some touch screen issues, please have you experienced this? and if not where did you purchase yours... i'm trying to get one asap.

[size=18pt]KOPITER![/size]

[size=14pt]It's just a case of simple ignorance... there are available pills she can take that will correct the hormonal in-balance in her body and all the body & facial hairs growing like a man will wipe out naturally... that is what those wako transexuals in yankee that change from man to woman take that stops their bear-bear from growing.... this one don resign to fate because of ignorance come dey pose like monster though she seems happy, God forgive me but there is an available solution.[/size]

[size=14pt]This story is not complete... so wait.. you people were blackmailing him with marriage as a perquisite for a high paying job? and am sorry... why are you of the myopic opinion that your sister made the man! (see thinking), so when she was making him by getting him a shell job, why did she not make herself too, since she is now the maker of men... abegi.... this story is one-sided and blatant nonsense! [/size]

[size=16pt]It's a constant work in progress, we have to keep working on it, through the good, the bad, the sweet and the ugly, we just have to keep working on it.. or else the "project" will surely end quite abruptly.[/size]

[size=14pt]Look.. i want to make a comment and this is targeted to all the guys, forget what the wife did for now let's focus on the guy.... brother, e no easy oh.. but marriage is for the mature... when i say mature, no be age i dey talk oh but in cunny and wisdom.

I tell you as a married man going to two years now, it's not easy but you really have to save yourself the stress and the trouble that an extra-marital affair or communication will cause you.. I dey tell you, i have one of my edo babes wey like me die, we dey f.uck before i marry. she now had a place like just an okada ride from my house... bros, i no dey pass that street at all! i dey avoid that area like plague... i even thank God say her line don change and we no dey yarn only to see our posts on facebook... brothers you have to dodge! that is the only way! the other day i saw one smally in my area wey dey trip for me then, omo, the girl don bad gan! see kegs, she come portable... as i greet am, "how are you have you finished now... she say yes...i will soon go and serve, this is my moms shop... i say, ok... i dodge... i no collect number because that one na direct road to gobe! brother i repeat... dodging is the only way. As a married man, ladies be not deceived, we dey get temptation left, right and centre.. it is not easy... you know wetin i dey see for office? but mehn.. i don turn to dodging master because that is the only way. It is even worse, when you are a fresh dude with small money... if you don't restrain yourself you will end up in gobe and family disgrace....

See, i'm not saying i'm a saint oh! let me say it clear... like once in two-three months, me and my guy fit enter strip club, rub yan.sh, press breast, finger, whatever... come house, fun don end be that, na back to status quo but to come dey keep relationship with somebody other than your wife, either emotional connection by chat, text, call or otherwise or physical connection (#sidechick) is unacceptable and a high speed train to gobe! and that is where the OP has found himself. peace out.[/size]

[size=14pt]Na wa for una oh! so because she is the daughter of Osibanjo now, she is beautiful? abeg... make we hear word. As far as i'm concerned she is plain average... if i drive pass ikeja, i go see her type 10 times before i commot. haba! don't you guys know what beauty is? That was how they said buhari's daughter is "pretty and breath-taking".. hehehehe! i laugh, girl wey be like guinea fowl... okay, i exaggerated a little here but she was just okay, nothing more. [/size]

harffie:
. Pls what's bluefilm??

[size=14pt]Bluefilm = Mojo, Por.n, Bleep, X-rated[/size]

[size=14pt]10 and 13! forget, these ones don spoil finish...

possible causes: Natural naughtiness, someone forgot bluefilm in the dvd, careless parents having sex, houseboy/housegirl teach them, school and friends house they go to, too much protection/seclution not allowing them to mix with their peers, stupid homevideos especially the ghana ones.... the list is endless. parents need to be careful. [/size]

[size=14pt]Yo guys chill, it's legit with Almightys blessings.... Duncan Mighty became popular in the days when the likes of timaya just came out, tuface was hot and ruggedy was the man. He had a huge hit song that blew nation wide. He since then has capitalized on his popularity in his home base PH, leveraging on connections to do legit business aside the music. He studied civil engineering and owns an engineering firm in PH with professional employees. So simple, he gets the contracts with his connections and his company executes.... Ching! Ching! Money in the bank!

For the record most artistes in nigeria generally are not as rich as they are percieved in videos BUT THE BIG NAMES like Wizkid, 2face, D'banj, Don Jazzy, Psquare, Timaya, Iceprince, MI, Davido, Kcee, Iyanya... are balling 10 times more than you think they are. Confirm... these folks i have mentioned here apart from maybe ice prince (who owns his own house in Ogudu G.R.A and a bentley) have multiple properties and investments plus everyone in this list (Among others) owns cars worth N15-20million plus. You think it's beans....

Fact: pepsi pays wizkid (and tiwa) no less than $200,000 a year in endorsements (for the past three years), Plus MTN too. In 2013 december wizkid performed for 20 days consistently in different locations/shows, home & abroad and as at then he was collecting 1.5M now he is on his own (no eme to chop money) and he charges between 2.5M-5M with live band. Do the math my people! [/size]

Singing: "The money too much i'm dashing it" in wizkid's voice

Wetin... abeg wizkid i tap from your anointing... 16m go be small money for me oneday... everybody say Amen!

[size=16pt]Yo! it's simple logic.... most likely, a mouse was caught in the trap, the owl spotted the mouse and swooped down to eat it but then got tangled and gummed up in the gum trap --- (A date with death!)[/size]

...and continue smoking the weed while i'm at it.

But common guys, even your common sense should have let you know i was trying to embed a vine video, it just didn't display... if you follow the link you'll see what i'm talking about... still trying to find the code to get it to display here though.

Who are you, where are you.... how did you.... can i....? there are so many questions i want to ask but words fail me. I stumbled on this on twitter. Vine video, so i placed the snapshot. follow the link to see the real thing... Jaw dropping!

https://www.afrofresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wife-material.jpg

[flash]https://vine.co/v/OIEjj0vAUhF[/flash]

[size=16pt]If you currently don't have a boyfriend and currently not attracted to anyone else... you can simply look away since he is your "FRIEND" or take a shot of alcohol, damn the consequences and SUCK IT! [/size]

Hehehe! I dey laugh. Shey na this shoe wey MI wear naim dey cause gobe like this... davido dey rock rolex of over $30,000 dollars, calculate am.

BOSS!

You no holy pass my brother!!!!! 2baba the legend!

Super #D.ope

Kitana! ol'boy this one brings back memories oh! MK things

Fire!!! Damian Lillard for MVP! these sneakers look strong and #frosh