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Ajibam: john6:44
For no one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws them to me, and at the last day I will raise them up.

what are you saying?

Reality bites!

Everytime I see new atheists and I wonder, where are the souls christianity is winning? I personally think its just exchange of customers.
Today, a winner chapeller becomes a catholic and tomorrow a J WIT. becomes a baptist. its just revolving, thats all.

Need a software writer in lagos to write a software for a master card reader.

E no still work or type am fully again

THE LINK FOR L3 DIDNT WORK

what kind of phone? if not Android ,then they better go back and start drawing again from the beginning! its night a beg ! first to





























commot.

China Na wa!

Would you guys stop praying for once and look for the damn boy?

daywatcher: are the border guards working?

Nope! Wanna stowaway?

Nonybb: I listened to CNN and the reporter was sounding as if US actually shuts down then the whole world would be in trouble. America have such an ego and proud that they think they matters to everybody. The last shut down was on 1995 and nobody could even recount it. Americans economy doesnt even matter to the world anymore

You think he was joking? You don't know how things work in this dollar denominated world.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A U.S. government
shutdown is possible on Tuesday, the first day
of fiscal 2014, because Congress has so far
failed to find a way to pay for it.
A closure would have far-reaching
consequences at federal agencies dealing with
everything from sending out Social Security
checks to collecting admission fees at
national parks.
Here is a roundup of how the impact would be
felt:
FEDERAL WORKERS: As many as 1 million
U.S. federal employees could face unpaid
furloughs or payless paydays, according to the
president of the American Federation of
Government Employees, which represents
670,000 union members.
NATIONAL PARKS: National parks would close,
meaning a loss of 750,000 daily visitors and
an economic loss to gateway communities of
as much as $30 million for each day parks are
shut, according to the non-profit National
Parks Conservation Association.
DEFENSE DEPARTMENT: All military personnel
would continue on normal duty status, but
many civilian employees would be temporarily
furloughed, Deputy Defense Secretary Ashton
Carter said in a memo. He said furlough
notices would be issued on Tuesday, October
1, if no agreement to fund the government is
reached.
The ratings agency Standard & Poor's said a
shutdown of less than two weeks would not
materially affect the credit of big defense
contractors, though a longer shutdown could
weaken smaller defense contractors. Most
defense contractors would not be paid, new
contracts would not start and orders would be
delayed, with service contracts hardest hit,
S&P said.
INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE: Most of the
federal tax agency's 90,000 employees would
be furloughed. Taxpayers who requested an
extension beyond the April 15 deadline to file
their 2012 taxes must do so by October 15,
and they will still be able to file these returns
even if the IRS is still shut down then.
FEDERAL RESERVE AND OTHER FINANCIAL
AGENCIES: The Fed would stay open, since it
does not depend on congressional
appropriations to operate; so would the
Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, which
the Fed funds. The Federal Deposit Insurance
Corp and the Office of the Comptroller of the
Currency pay for themselves and would remain
open. The Commodity Futures Trading
Commission has been rushing through
approvals for a new, untested type of trading
platform ahead of a possible shutdown, its
top regulator said.
JUSTICE DEPARTMENT: Fewer than 18,000 of
the department's 114,486 employees would be
furloughed, and if the furlough is prolonged,
some of those could be brought back to work.
Criminal litigation would continue under a
government shutdown, while civil litigation
would be curtailed or postponed as much as
possible "without compromising to a
significant degree the safety of human life or
the protection of property," the department
said in its contingency plan.
COURTS: The U.S. Supreme Court would
probably operate normally, as it has during
previous shutdowns, but a spokesman
declined to share the high court's plans.
Federal courts would remain open for
approximately 10 business days if the
government closes on October 1, and would
reassess on or about October 15.
NATIONAL INSTITUTES OF HEALTH: The
agency's research hospital in Bethesda,
Maryland, would take no new patients.
U.S. TRADE REPRESENTATIVE'S OFFICE:
Already squeezed by automatic spending cuts
imposed by so-called sequester, the USTR
office has cut back on travel to the 41
countries where there are concerns about
intellectual property, Trade Representative
Michael Froman said.
ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY: EPA
Administrator Gina McCarthy said this week
that the agency would effectively shut down
with only a core group of individuals available
in case of a "significant emergency."
AGRICULTURE DEPARTMENT: USDA meat
inspectors would stay on the job, industry
experts said. Statistical reports would be
delayed. An October 1 shutdown would come
as the agency is surveying farmers and
checking fields for yields and acreage in
advance of the October 11 crop report. A
government closure of more than a few days
could delay the report, relied upon by traders
and food manufacturers as the best estimate
available of the U.S. food supply.
WASHINGTON, D.C., SIGHTS: Some popular
tourist spots in the nation's capital would
probably close, including the FDR Memorial,
the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts,
the Library of Congress, the Lincoln Memorial,
the National Archives, the National Zoo and
all Smithsonian Museums.

FOLYKAZE: Go find any palmwine tree and tap for yourself. Thats the gift of nature. Enjoy natural not chemicals

who doesn't love nature ?

@logicboy, you said there was going to be some drink ups today, how far?

Often times I wonder! From bus conductor to passenger, adults to little ones, citizens to leaders, pastors to others(perceived as enemie, ) neighbors to neighbors, it's really annoying!

Lol...... For the first time in my life I'm seeing Sincere 9jeria and Berem talk from the same angle!

Wish you both can apply this in politricks.

lynx200: A South African movie production house is looking for 25 actor/ actresses for their up coming cinema movie titled "THE FLICK" to be shot in Nigeria by November 2013. Interested actors and actresses should send a soft copy of their portrait picture to nollyhood5@gmail.com

Note: all pics must be submitted before October 6th so as to enable our client select their most preferred and suitable face for this movie.

Actors must be between 21 to 41yrs of age and must be able to speak pidgin English fluently!

SKYLAK PRODUCTIONS is holding an audition for a movie "THE GOVERNOR'S BUILDING" on September 28th at X-factor night club, Adeniran Ogunsanya street, Surulere, Lagos. Time- 10am. Ages of actors needed 18-50 years (male and female) For enquiries: 080133474824, 08124735921.

@Lynxx, please the two numbers you provided for the SKYLAK PRODUCTIONS are wrong numbers, if you notice, the first one is not even correct (12 digits) please check if you can correct both.

A moment of silence!

Brethren, as we are gathered here today, to lay to rest the fallen pieces of our friend, device, company, firm, and a smartphone BLACKBERRY, may time see it through. May the creator(iPhone) and the keeper(Android) see it through the time of perdition.

RIP BLACKBERRY

Logicboy03: E be like say u no sabi champagne

Stick to ogogoro

lol, how did you know? I'm a Niger deltan

Or let's say, why can't God forgive Satan ? After all he forgives humans who are equally bad as Satan!

Logicboy03: Na Rosee champagne for u

Is HE that GIRLISH ?

nnofaith: any hard liquor will suffice.

please do come along with CARLO ROSSI next Sunday.

taiocol: if u ar nt heartless u shuld hav watched ur comment

my comment is not a television.

Christians! Smh......... .

taiocol: cool story

You are heartless!

The homeless man sitting in the back stood up and started walking down the aisle. The clapping stopped with all eyes on him.

He walked up the altar and took the microphone from the elders (who were in on this) and paused for a moment then he recited,

“Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world.

“For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

‘The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

After he recited this, he looked towards the congregation and told them all what he had experienced that morning. Many began to cry and many heads were bowed in shame.

He then said, “Today I see a gathering of people, not a church of Jesus Christ. The world has enough people, but not enough disciples. When will YOU decide to become disciples?”

He then dismissed service until next week.

Following in the footsteps of Jesus Christ should be more than just talk. It ought to be a lifestyle that others around you can love about you and share in.

Pastor Jeremiah Steepek transformed himself into a homeless person and went to the 10,000 member church that he was to be introduced as the head pastor at that morning.

He walked around his soon to be church for 30 minutes while it was filling with people for service, only 3 people out of the 7-10,000 people said hello to him.

He asked people for change to buy food – no one in the church gave him change.

He went into the sanctuary to sit down in the front of the church and was asked by the ushers if he would please sit in the back.

He greeted people to be greeted back with stares and dirty looks, with people looking down on him and judging him.

As he sat in the back of the church, he listened to the church announcements and such.

When all that was done, the elders went up and were excited to introduce the new pastor of the church to the congregation.

“We would like to introduce to you Pastor Jeremiah Steepek.” The congregation looked around clapping with joy and anticipation.

BBM has been shut down!

Microsoft is bidding for Windows.

A staggered launching will be rolled out soon.

Date not confirmed.

Sources : THE VERGE