₦airaland Forum

CrazyMan: Is this suppose to be an advice or what...

No! it is a presidential media chat.

has anyone been able to root it?

I have seen too much of "how to get rich" but still we never follow up. maybe teaching you how to remain poor will make you realize how really to get rich! cheers......

HOW TO REMAIN POOR..

1. Never wake up early...

Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing if there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get up??

2} Never plan how to spend your money..

Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and
recall how you spent it..

3} Don't think of saving until you have real big money...

How can you save when you earn so little?? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your
burning needs..

4} Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the " uneducated "...

How can you a graduate
engage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school.

5} Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven & give U capital..

How do
they expect U to invest before U get millions of dollars?? Even though more than half the
businesses in your town were started with a few hundred dollar, you as a smart person can only
start with millons.

6} Complain about everything expect your own attitude:

Blame the system the government & the
banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn.

To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep borrowing
from friends & employers.

8. Compete in dressing.

Make sure wear the latest clothes among all workers in your offer..
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive..

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay..

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent.

They should not
struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy &
hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age...

sammynaijaguy: Nigerian men dey fear confident Nigerian women

We have women and we also have Nigerian Women! You think say na by grow beards bleach and wicked be confident?

BedLam: Something tells me u are Okija junior because your handles are the same plus the way you comment, are you?

juju

Okiki_Oluwa: odechi!

Something tells me u are Okija junior because your handles are the same plus the way you comment, are you?

Oh my Mrs Chima! been crushing for like a million years.........don't just know why my heart beats for married women!

MsDarkSkin: Thats a lil suspect bro

what are you thinking? dirty mind!

musKEEto and logicboy, plus Seun (maybe I will be able to interview him since he is media shy). girls not allowed!

It is now so clear that God is beginning to purnish somebody!

Toaskarity: uk!!! wow!! thats amazing! so lagos is doing this good and my two friends there are begging me for dollar, may God punish someone

Brother na wa o....this Fashola of a Co/rk self! very soon na Lagos 2nd best economy after US.

I need pictures!

Does that woman even look like a 20years old woman? Nigerians can believe anything!

I no de rub cream these days.

op, d ram na how many?

Where are those Nigerians in Ghana? now that NOI is there, you complain to her via embassy o........later na here we go hear say dem pursue una from market.

Because,
1) They are so religious and superstitious ; so Nollywood give em the type of movie they want to see, e.g end of the wicked, snake girl, and all those movies wey dem de bind and cast devil from pple.
2) They want marry; but unfortunately nor be the Nollywood de act marriage e be for reality.
3) They don't know what it takes for a movie to be interesting.
I for right more but na mobile things..........somebody should complete it.

I'm trying to figure out what to comment with my mouth and eyes shut.

Hmmmm.....Nigerians and their conservative reasoning! every small thing na possess, demon, gay blah blah......whatever happened to elementary, integrated science? abeg you should live and let live!

First of all, no thanks to Wole Soyinka.! cultism is becoming so rampant these days, even pastors children, I know alot of em who cant even kill a fly at home but hey! they are veteran assassins . I believe lack of contentment is one reason people "belong ", you want to have the latest gadging, the cutest (runs) babe, you want to follow up etc. I even wonder what you are following up? one thing is that an "INJEWS MAN" can never trouble a "JEW" unless you step on his toe! nothing is as sweet as freedom! I can't enter a place where there is no exit. tell me what else is sweeter than freedom?

Op come answer these people above me before I ask my own.

taharqa: Unfortunately, u cant do that yet. Your best bet is to take a train ride from Warri tru d newly completed Ajaokuta-Warri Standard Rail Line (once commercial trains start running on the track), and alight at Ore, which is one of its Rail Terminals. You may then take a car ride from the Ore Station on the equali newly Rehabilitatd Benin-Ore Rd to Lagos..... Meanwhile, the Lagos-Benin-Onitsha Rail Route is one of d 10 routes unda Feasibility Study to determine d possibility of a railway in dat corridor to be built by Private investors. But lets not Kid ourselves, there is hardly anyway dis wud become a reality in d nx 4 yrs at least...

I dig!

@Sincere9, what if someone wants to travel from Warri to Lagos with train, how would the person go?

Its worth every second, minute and hour especially with IYANIWURA, LOGICBOY03, CFCFAN(ALWAYS BRINGING NEWS)..........

Mad Cow: Is he not a Man?!




Look at 'this person' o!!

No bro. he is a woman......lmao!

KingPradas: see the first picture na ghost wan commot.

How creepy! BTW, who are these baby dolls?

@ooman, nice work! in 3weeks time, I will come here and give MY TESTIMONY—THE LONELY HIGHWAY TO ATHEISM.

That means we still have some concerned-"aproko"-patriotic citizens! good one.

Too many tips this year! but those wey get ear make dem hear.