 Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 6:52am On Aug 01, 2015 |
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| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 6:47am On Aug 01, 2015 |
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| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 2:23pm On Jul 25, 2015 |
MGeey:
You want to get your topic on front page? lalasticlala is the supermod to do it for you and as your name come get Lala...  , your guess is as good as mine. That's why I asked if she is the wifey o. Lala don jam lala |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:23am On Jul 25, 2015 |
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| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:21am On Jul 25, 2015 |
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| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:19am On Jul 25, 2015 |
Kimoni:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Congrats Modath. Finally, our angel don land. God bless you and the little one. Now, pls go back to sleep abi the adrenalin never leave ur body ni? Don't tell me you are still in your house ooooo |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:18am On Jul 25, 2015 |
modath:
Hello, testing, testing mic, testing, this is lil bobo king, AKA beloved mummy modath's lil muchkin.. I arrived in heavenly glory but earthly body package of 3.7kg via CS at about 6 pm nigerian time...
Mummy & I are doing well, would have loved for mummy to put up my pic cos I'm as cute as a button but daddy is a private person but I'm all over mummy's SM pages....
God is good & What a beautiful world...  Oluwa o se oooo. so happy for you! How are you sweetest baby? Assuming you are a girl,i would have loved to book you for my boy (dark,six packs,tall,dimple,always smiling and maybe sexy gap tooth in the future ) Kimoni,oya pack your bag and go oooo. Omugwo don start |
| Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by beedam(f): 6:05pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
mytestimony:
I never see period too. She is a lil over four months. She is doing great how is urs How I wish mine too is hanging.  |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:32am On Jul 21, 2015 |
proudmom38:
U too join dem abi? no wahala o... Join kini? Madam surrender yourself for the thing jare.  |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:29am On Jul 21, 2015 |
proudmom38:
Elephant o,hipopo walk,rhino walk o.name it  Prouddad don hear am o even rhino walk? |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:26am On Jul 21, 2015 |
Fabmummy:
My sister came and she was told to ask me to get on the bed,for where I no answer. My neighbour too shouted at me but I stayed firm to the ground like rock. Then come and see beating,me no feel am sha o but I can see all of them raising their hand up and it landed on me but I dey feel am like paper weight. (If to say I fit catch my GM for office wey dey always act like superman this time,na to break into 2 remain
This part is epic ! Can't stop laughing
I ve been laughing too. People around me are just reading this Come and see laugh here! |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:24am On Jul 21, 2015 |
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| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:23am On Jul 21, 2015 |
RashMe:
Most Senior Mama, pls abeg biko, dis BS na baba. DH just dey look me like say i get someting for head. I doff ma hat oooo Lol. Infact, I'm still not sure I wrote this. Reading again. How time flies. My baby will be six months soonest. |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 9:32pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
lovinam:
Beedam!! What I do? You are a mentioning my name efrywia on this thread. U nefer hear about burglary proof collection! Abeg no be me go spoil u o. Call byvan3 na she be world class for that mata o!
Kimoni u de dodge abi? U haf seen sontin dat is a passer of you na. *chicken*
Modath *Shiningteeth* I no sure say I mention ur name o! Abeg! See me na correct shaving I do today.
Kai mamas holiday de sweet for body!! Na me and sleep de battle today o! I don't know you ma, I'm new here  |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 9:31pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Fabmummy:
I just had a very good laugh
*rolling on the floor Na part two you read nah. Look up for part one  |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 9:29pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
beedam:
As I promised to give you the concluding part today. Sit down and relax while u read.
IN THE HOSPITAL
On getting to the hospital around 12:30,i was in serious pain. I was checked and the nurse said I'm 4cm gone. That was when I knew I was in trouble. The pain was unbearable that I couldn't lie down. The nurses were shouting on me never to get down from the bed.(see me see wahala,how person wey dey feel pain go lie down  ). As a sharp lady,I lied that I want to poo and after several visits,she got me a potty that I should do it right beside my bed.(she caught me )
At 4cm,i began to push and the doctor and nurses advised me not to because it's not yet time. i wanted to pull down the hospital and I begged them to do CS for me but no one listened. That was when all the pain I was feeling turn to power. I stood up on my feet and started pushing real hard. The nurses called the doctor and the 5 of them couldn't get me back on the bed. Then the doctor sent for the people that brought me.
My sister came and she was told to ask me to get on the bed,for where I no answer. My neighbour too shouted at me but I stayed firm to the ground like rock. Then come and see beating,me no feel am sha o but I can see all of them raising their hand up and it landed on me but I dey feel am like paper weight. (If to say I fit catch my GM for office wey dey always act like superman this time,na to break into 2 remain)
Thank God I was the only one in the labour ward that night so I had enough hand to attend to me. Later the doctor started giving me injections and he asked me to lie down to check me and promised me that if it's not yet time I will be wheeled to the theatre. That was wen I laid down on the bed on my own. As the man dey wear glove,all of them hold me for bed,i know say if den see rope that night,na to tie me remain .
I didn't even allow the doctor to check me wen I started pushing again with FULL force,the man just said they should wheel me to the labour room but right there as I was pushing,my baby flew out of me. Thanks to the people who were holding me down cos one of them caught the baby make e no go fall for ground.
Immediately my baby came out my body calm down and my sister and neighbour ran out. The doctor and nurses just dey shake head for me. Me no send dem so far I no feel any pain again. The nurses carried the baby after dem detach am from me and the matron use one style to press my tummy and the placenta too came out. As I lay down like gentle lady dey look dem,na so dem dey put hand inside me say placenta remain small (I no hear well) after searching round dem see am finally. Come and see the whole bed full of blood. I didn't even enter labour room to deliver. The doctor said he had never done this kind of Job before (if a consultant in a general hospital can say this).
My body was cleaned and the doctor was so disappointed to see that I had tear because my baby weigh 2.4kg. He advised me never to try what I did again in my life because I could tear my womb sef. He said had it being the baby was big,we would have been saying another thing by now. He said next time if I know I can't tolerate pain,i should better opt for a CS rather than all the drama I performed.
Dem wheel me go labour room to sew my power house wey tear and that was how I started the journey into motherhood.
Lastly, as I was going to my bed and passed where the nurses dey,after thanking them,one now said jokingly that next year I will meet them here again na so the others reject am say they no pray to dey duty wen I wan deliver again.
To all the remaining pushing mamas,labour sweet so tey I no fit wait to get belle again . May God make yours smooth and easy. Amen. Concluding part |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 9:28pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
beedam:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, pregnant women, Co vigilante mamas and senior mamas.
I'm sorry for just coming up with this. Me wey dey always request for birth story as police dey request for #20  . Na now I know say e no easy!
My story will be in two episodes namely "At home" and "in the hospital" (na only beedam own go dey different nah )
Episode 1
It all started when I reached 37weeks I started taking long walks and as I ve already read here and some pregnancy forum too about pineapple being used to bring on labour. Na so I start to dey eat pineapple o from week 37.
Then when I was 40+5days, I was so tired of being pregnant so i decided to change from pineapple to castor oil. I trekked from ojuelegba to tejuosho that afternoon and I bought meat(orisirisi) to cook in the evening.
From people's review, they said a lot of wonderful thing about it. Then on my way home,i bounced into a pharmacy store around 4pm and bought the oil. I was afraid to use it till around 10pm when I summon courage and took a cover of the oil. I left my room and went to my neighbors shop downstairs who was helping me cook with my camp gas at the back of the shop.
She finished the stew,egusi soup and made eba for me. By 10:30pm,i started feeling uncomfortable so I decided to go back upstairs. Her daughter helped me carry the soup while I carry the eba.( never knew say I no go chop am )
I stay in the uppermost floor of a two storey building, by the time I got to the first floor na so I hold my bumbum say I wan use toilet. I couldn't climb the stairs so I knocked on my neighbors door to use their toilet. I stayed there for like 30minutes but Shit no come out. I left the toilet and went to stay in their living room.(na do labour dey start ?
I was walking up and down, standing and sitting at the same time. Entered toilet like 30times in 30 minutes . I thought I was forcing Shit to come out,not knowing I was pushing cos I couldn't control myself. I was sha feeling this urge to push. When I couldn't hold it anymore, we decided to leave for the hospital around 12pm. They assisted me to bring my things downstairs as I already showed them all I want to take. We called the cab man and we left for the hospital around 12:05.
Watch out for Episode 2 titled "in the hospital"
Miss you all! For those looking for my BS,this is episode 1 |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:37pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
ozycy:
page 387. I had to go back and read it again the drama no be here ooo. I think that's the part two nah! Abeg,how can I search it fast? Can't do this 3 pages at a time search o. E too long. |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:34pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Kimoni:
Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Iyalaje of Nairaland, make sure the money is in birrions o Before nko? Trust me. I need a lawyer please. I don't want to show myself, I would have used festus keyamo |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:23pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
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| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:18pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
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| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:14pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
chii8:
Hello people,please in a layman's term,what does a trace of protein imply in the system of a pregnant woman....thanks in advance. I had trace of protein too in my early stage but the doctor said I shouldn't worry much about it. He advise I wash my urine container well before using because it could be from there and I on my own reduced my protein intake. Then no more protein in my urine. |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:07pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
ozycy:
page 387. I had to go back and read it again the drama no be here ooo. See this woman she don spoil business sha |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:03pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Kimoni:
I'll find it dear and give you the link. Her story will brighten ur day.
***beedam's bs is now in high demand kwa*** I fit use this thing make money ooo. Thinking of putting it in an audio CD and sell to mamas here. Money don come oooo |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:01pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
modath:
E-hug for making me almost choke on water, been feeling sorta of low but you pepped me right up. Low ke? Call oga to come and ginger the swagger nah. |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 5:00pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
RashMe:
Pls o senior mama, on what page is Senior Beedam Bs, didnt get to read it. Thanks Don't look for my birthstory, where are you based? Send flight fare and I will come and tell you with my sophisticated voice. Will charge just £1000 for the story. Don't bother about feeding, I will sort myself. |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:57pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Kimoni:
***modath is here  bolts out from thread**** #Pulls her back# to where madam? |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:56pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
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| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:53pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Kimoni:
Chai!!! Modath? That babe is fire...I no go last 3 days for her house
Before I say one, she go don say 10. Mba!!!
I want a quiet and shy mama No worry,she don talk say she shy pass shylock. #whispers# I pity you |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:51pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Kimoni:
Chai!!! Modath? That babe is fire...I no go last 3 days for her house
Before I say one, she go don say 10. Mba!!!
I want a quiet and shy mama Please ma,go to modath house, I wan go proudy house. Sebi doctor say 20hrs? You will get 23hrs sef |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:50pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Kimoni:
Chai!!! Modath? That babe is fire...I no go last 3 days for her house
Before I say one, she go don say 10. Mba!!!
I want a quiet and shy mama Please ma,go to modath house, I wan go proudy house. |
| Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:49pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
lovinam:
Ah ah ah! You wiked gan o! Which one be sleep 20years. Proudmom u haf seen wats is to come na abi? U berra loose her nos juo! Kai!
Na modath house u will go for d omugwo o! She go arrange every for u in a wicked way. Na today you know say some people wicked #singing# I no mention name o |
