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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:48pm On Jul 20, 2015
Kimoni:
grin grin grin

Let the baby take time jare, no need for hurry

Omugwo sweet die, I laugh anytime I remember Beedam's story

Proudy, na master bedroom I want oo and remember, I eat only fresh fish

Plus I hate all these Cotonou-imported frozen chicken and turkey undecided, they must be killed on that day oo cool

and don't forget, my DR says I must sleep 20 hrs in a day...old age things tongue
E be like say I go follow you go do assistant.
Fresh fish shocked

Where be meeting point to take off? Be fast make I no leave you for road ooooo
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:43pm On Jul 20, 2015
lovinam:
Madam kimoni u no de do ya work well o! So na only omugwo u wan go abi? Make u go de chop fish and beta soup. Asko!! Go and teach her what to do so pouddy can come out. Show her the burglar proof method juo. Kikikikikikikiki.
Burglar proof method? I don lost o.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:41pm On Jul 20, 2015
lovinam:
Proudmom38 you are not kpekusing enough o na why u still de here de roll eyes for this thread. Go and do the tin so prouddy can pop out juo!
She really need it o. Where is male proudy? You are not doing your job well o. If the matress is too low for her, then use the freezer. Abi my people wetin I talk?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:39pm On Jul 20, 2015
Kimoni:
I will withdraw my Omugwo services if you continue to be rude undecided

You think it's an easy jobhuh Just ask Beedam
Proudy,dont mind her jare. It's as easy as swallowing a stone,as sweet as dodo benin tongue
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:36pm On Jul 20, 2015
Kimoni:
Well done oo Oga, May God bless your hustle

But pls get ready to report fully for duty this week ooo, your paternity leave is about to start tongue

I will relieve sha you when I come for the Omugwo

ProudMum38/Modath/July mamas, on your marks...get set...#whereismygun
Madam kikikikimomonini. ( I don dey stammer). How ur side?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:31pm On Jul 20, 2015
Prouddad38:
Good noon to all the Mamas in the house... A big congrats to all the Mamas and out new born babies... I wish you all the joy, smiles and happiness from above oooo.

@Kaffy4bill, @All_The_Beautiful_Mamas, I am so sorry for being absent for a while now... man bizy sha... Make una no vex ooo. Just know that I share in your joys all day as the Good news keeps coming in for all July Mamas...

The Proudy family is happy for you all.

May God keep us all strong as one big family here. Thanks for your support for all pregy and expectant mamas.

Keep them babies coming.... haahahahahahaha

one love.
How dare you show face here and didn't remember to mention my name? Now I see you are proud in nature not in name alone. tongue
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:25pm On Jul 20, 2015
zaynie:
Snr Beedam, issoryt. I will think about it. tongue


My fellow mamas, I have a suggestion o, I dont know how you guys will take it.
I was thinking of us including our bumps on a weekly basis as part of our countdowns. I first saw it on babycentre.com and they call it Sunday Bump. I feel it will make this thread more interesting. We dont have to bare skin or show faces. Just the bumps.
What do you think? lipsrsealed
Me sef join you dey think am angry
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:24pm On Jul 20, 2015
zaynie:
Snr Beedam, issoryt. I will think about it. tongue


My fellow mamas, I have a suggestion o, I dont know how you guys will take it.
I was thinking of us including our bumps on a weekly basis as part of our countdowns. I first saw it on babycentre.com and they call it Sunday Bump. I feel it will make this thread more interesting. We dont have to bare skin or show faces. Just the bumps.
What do you think? lipsrsealed
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:23pm On Jul 20, 2015
byvan03:
Lol, Nne as I type finish make una help me, it struck me sey nah only beedam fit be this, na so I call am like God call Samuel"BEEDAM".
Make I check time? Not yet four abi? undecided
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:21pm On Jul 20, 2015
lovinam:
Na beedam na. Oya talk na. Lol na she give herself senior without respect to us wey. Over senior her
You know say I dey always respect una nah.
Good day ma( kneeling down)
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:19pm On Jul 20, 2015
Splendblex:
Congratulations July mamas. ..proudmom and modath remaining, God will see ya'll through. Amen
E friendship mi,how u dey? Baby nko? Nurse naa nko and her baby?

Will show face soonest, no vex!
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:17pm On Jul 20, 2015
byvan03:
Thanks very much dear, no slacking. Life begins after closing of shop grin.


Wey lovinam?
What is shop? And who is Lovinam?

Can you explain to me pls?

I'm new here!
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:15pm On Jul 20, 2015
proudmom38:
My dear I'm 40wks o n no show,just waist n back pain plus pubic bone dat make it difficult 2 walk lol...It is well wit us!
Don't tell me you now elephant walk, no more catwalk tongue
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:14pm On Jul 20, 2015
ahnie:
Gudnuun mamas,haapi sunday tu yu all.vigilante z not easy.i barely sleep or hav time to du other chores.please what will i use to clean my daughter's tongue?i noticed some stains.thanks...Annie.
Stop deceiving soon-to-be mamas. Haba! Vigilante is as easy as boiling water grin

Vely Vely sweet like dodo ikire wink
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 4:11pm On Jul 20, 2015
proudmom38:
Take am easy o wit our big boy n d stress o...Lolz I won't o!
Your big boy dey enjoy. Better don't o. Remember say na class captain I do so tey,i enter February then
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by beedam(f): 10:15am On Jul 19, 2015
MiracleMum:
Ok, thank you. Meanwhile where you disappear to since?
Ise Aje lo so omo nu bi oko( hope you can read yoruba) there is option of payment for translation.

How are you?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 2:57am On Jul 19, 2015
blessedtwins:
*Clears throat* @senior beedam how bori.ejoo I want to request for the application form grin
Hope you know how much to join? I no want dirty notes o.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 2:51am On Jul 19, 2015
zaynie:
Teamoctober has started representing o!
Welcome Virtuouswife,mamaboms and kendlez. kiss
Hailings to ozycy, Justcurious, everfaithfulGod, Iffffffy, stadora and other wonderful Octobermamas. grin

unto Snr Beedam, this form you are sharing now came too late o, when we don almost graduate sef, u better hold those 2016 mommas very well. tongue

Ehn ehn team July aka the twerkers! grin. We are waiting for more sweet BS from you guys o! The Lord is your strength.

August Mamas wey una dey o! Handover don dey near o. wink

#teamoctoberrocks. #teamindependent. #teamsupernaturaldeliveries. #teamoctobertohgbayii.
#teamoctobertohsexyevenduringlabour wink
#teamoctober.............

#Okbye cool
Don't start what you cannot finish madam. If it's too late to fill forms,i don't think it is to pay membership fee. Oya,send my money now now.

She wan dodge payment after all #teamoctober this, #October that. Pay me my money jooor!
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by beedam(f): 2:47am On Jul 19, 2015
MiracleMum:
Senior Beedam, Kindly explain again how to prepare cow and gate egg custard for my LO.
I remembered you said put half in feeding bottle and refrigerate the other half. add warm water and bottle feed.
Please put me through. thank you.
Also, is anyone using cow and gate strawberry and banana porridge (4-6months) with enfamil? or Gerber oatmeal with enfamil? i want to know the ratio of measurement please. Thanks
What I do is this,i pour half into his feeding bottle and start by Spoon feeding him. Once I'm tired of the S/feeding,i just add warm water and formula

I needed to put milk since my baby doesn't take thick food from bottle.

I don't use plate so that I don't have to start pouring the food from one container to the other.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 2:38am On Jul 19, 2015
proudmom38:
Iya alaje,na u be dat?how re u n ur big boy doing? I don ask of u tire...Abeg start frm anywhere wey near u lolz!
Work,work and work has jet me away from here. Still counting down for you and don't be like me o.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 9:58pm On Jul 14, 2015
**clears throat and carries my public address system **

To all my seniors, e kaale o (kneeling down) ,been a while and I ve really missed you people especially my loving angels ( tchiwinnie and lovinam) wink

To all my mates,how is the vigilante ministry going?no more as stressful as before? cheesy

My amiable juniors? How go dey go? Weldone! tongue

July mothers! The team with the real swagg,how the born born journey? Sweet abi? grin It is well.

Special announcement to all those wey no know me,my name is SENIOR BEEDAM,the only senior on this thread.How the pushing ministry? Oya line up for your application forms and please don't waste my time. undecided
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 9:32pm On Jul 14, 2015
proudmom38:
Iya alaje,na u be dat?how re u n ur big boy doing? I don ask of u tire...Abeg start frm anywhere wey near u lolz!
Thanks sis. All team July don born finish o. So happy here. Wishing you a smooth delivery too. Proud dad nko?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 9:04pm On Jul 14, 2015
Hmmmnnnn! Where do I start from nowhuh?
Feeling kinda lost cry
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 11:34pm On Jul 07, 2015
Team July,how markethuh grin

Zooming mode activated!!!
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 3:14pm On Jun 23, 2015
mummy2be:
All the new mama's welcome to vigilante @belleful mama's how una dey?make una no worry u will soon rest and enter vigilante @beedam ur birthstory na highest o,u display no be small well nextyr u go display part2 lipsrsealed
Wickedness everywhere cry
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 12:40pm On Jun 23, 2015
To all mamas wey dey build or una hubby dey build. Patronise me ur senior beedam o. I dey sell granite, sharp sand, plaster sand etc.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 9:29am On Jun 23, 2015
Kimoni:
shocked shocked shocked did you? I can't remember that part o cheesy cheesy

Ha!!!! you are the undisputed champion then, Flyod Mayweather herself grin grin

Take ur crown biko

proudmum and other expectant mums, make una no tap annointing here oo
Why nah! Let them tap at their own risk ooooo
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 8:36am On Jun 23, 2015
proudmom38:
@Senior beedam come o,prouddad is finally here o...
I don dey come benin to see him before grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 8:24am On Jun 23, 2015
Prouddad38:
@ All_Mamas_In_The_House... My deepest apologies for my absence...have been busy sha.
How una dey nahuh
To all the new born, I say WELCOME to happiness and bliss.
To all Mothers, I say may the strength from God be your heritage and may you experience full happiness as you build us great Homes.

@modath, @mytestimony, @kaffy4bill and @ others... wey wan flog my yansh because i just no show face....... i beg make una pity man pikin ooo..... i don come now.

Na proudmom give me work oooooooooo...
I sure say I no dey the others wey you mention. My name na senior beedam not others
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 8:20am On Jun 23, 2015
Onegai:
If you notice yourself feeling dizzy (particularly in 2nd and 3rd trimester) frequently, one of the causes could be dehydration and low haemoglobin level. Which means you may be slightly anemic (normal levels are 11-15 I think). Your doctor may or may not tell you but it's best to mention it (so they will check your blood level, blood pressure and amount of protein in your urine, just to rule out other more serious pregnancy conditions). If you are slightly anemic (less than 11. 0 haemogoblin level), you can raise it up by increasing water intake and eating green vegetables (think salads without the dressing or eating lettuce raw or some leafy veggie raw). I'm sure other mums can give helpful suggestions. And maybe your doctor may ask you to increase your Ferrous Sulphate/Fersolate/Iron tablet consumption (but do that only on doctor's orders).

I'm currently chewing 2 sticks of raw kale daily ( yuck yuck yuck! ) but my level rose by 0. 1 in a week.
Fine leaf,fine hand.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 8:16am On Jun 23, 2015
Kimoni:
Didn't even see this ur post oo. So I am not the only only that is comparing baa grin grin

We need to decide who wears the "action" crown
Me wey born for ward? And after all the beating the doctor,nurse,my sisters gave me as I no listen to them. Abeg give me my crown jare.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beedam(f): 8:11am On Jun 23, 2015
Kimoni:
Lol...Congrats mama. God bless ur angel.

Beedam, this one no pass ur own so?
How e go pass?
Remember I went to knock on my neighbors door to use there toilet when I couldn't climb the staircase again(just 1second into labour o).

And it took about 6people to pin me down sef and lastly, I no born for labour room ooooo. Na ward I born pikin as I no gree follow them( who else born for ward for here? Nobody!

The doctor had to even call the people that came with me to enter the ward to beg me sef but as a senior mama,i no gree oo. Too funny things to remember. Make I run go do my supply business oooooo.

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