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Kimoni:


Una see life

And to think that you are the reason why I still keep coming to this thread, to hear your birth story from prouddad and to see whether your demo go pass beedam own

Quickly tap anointing from Lovinam and biggal, people why no dey feel contractions

Make you dey do your make-up dey go as you dey push your angel out

Can you please tell me where you have been? It's been a while.
No one can meet up with my demo nah!
Me wey be say na two seasons I get.

@proudmom38, don't come and write plenty story here because you want to demo for me o. @prouddad nko? Say me well to him

modath:
@MGeey,
Me that I'm so innocent here jeje,wetin I know, I no even know man..
How bobo? How vigilante.

@senior beedam,
@MGeey is calling you ooo.

Make we pardon her because of her lo.
**Whispers ** ( I won't pardon her the next time)

MGeey:
Happy mamas how Una dey? Vigilante no be small thing o.

Congratulations Biggal on the birth of your princess. May God bless her abundantly.

@modath, e be like say you don dey find trouble like our senior beedam o (make she no catch me o). All the same, I like the intelligence vibes I get when I read your posts.

I pardon you because you just joined my ministry (vigilante) . That alone is enough to deal with you. (rolling eyes)

sheweezy:
So the first 4 hours was still childs play, second doze came by 5pm of which hubby was not home so it was nurse kaffy4bill that took me to the hospital. So when I got there I was given second doze and gbam, the story change. The contraction no be here, went from 3cm to 6cm within 4 hours and 8cm within the next one hour so I was taken to delivery room. Gbam them break my water and within 10 minites, they said 10cm oya push, na so push no push o, said u r good to go, push like u want to poo, push no come o, said madam don't waste the contractions I said I don't know how and when to push that they should help me oooo, they said I can only push by myself, after like 4 pushes, my baby popped out weighing 3.8kg. See tear of life.
To God be the Glory. Sorry for the long story.

Congratulations my dear. May God be with the family as you welcome a charming prince. Tell him senior Abdul Rahman is saying hi . ( 4months+4 days no be joke)

@kaffy4bill, thanks so much God bless you. You will surely deliver like the Hebrew women. Amen

Oya o, it's happening in Ketu,i must be there!!! No RSVP (Rice and stew very plenty) for me o,na Amala I go chop o.

pjthatcher:
its so nice to be here this is my first post. I read from page 1 to 221 and I must say this u guys rock. I have learnt a lot from the group thumbs up to everyone. beedam, lovinam, proudmum, kaffhbill, mum2be and my testimony u are sighted o. I remember u guys rock at the other thread for pregnant women happy to see u here again.
my baby would be 3 month in a week plus and I must say that so far the journey has been wonderful although tedious especially for the exclusive part but in all I give God all the glory. hope to contribute my 2cents too as we progress. God bless us all, our los and our dhs. Amen

sorry for the long post

Welcome dearie. How is vigilante going? Easy I guess? Pele!

MGeey:
Thanks for all your encouragements, I really appreciate. I've just started having the contractions again though they are irregular. I've had 3 so far since 9:11pm. I'm just thinking of giving it till 11pm and if it continues, then I'll leave for the hospital. Thanks once again.

I will wake up to read your successful birth story in Jesus name. Amen.
Good night sis.

proudmom38:
Yesooo! Yesooo!! even if I'm not yet strong but I must dance a little shoki 2geda wit kukere 2 celebrate my healing n 2 celebrate team july's counting down...! My sweet n lovely team mates abeg where una dey? Make una come join me dance o...Oya @modath our class rep come do roll call make we knw how many we be 4 class o... Let d count down continue!!!

#teamjulydabestestteamever

See her mouth . After you make everyone panick. Good to know you are feeling better. Pele,oyinbo prouddad.

How our lil proudy? Hope he is giving you the kicks and punches in complete dose?

Prouddad, you no try at all. No matter what, if hand dey pain madam to type,you for send a sentence no matter how "stuck" wifey claimed you are.
Come and apologise to the whole house o

Glad to have you back sis. We really missed you. Especially me, honourable "senior" beedam

Proudmum38 is back and viewing right now. Expecting a message from her.
Fingers crossed!

Modified : she don waka again

Modified again: she is reading again.

Now glued to my phone watching what she wants to do. Please dearie, talk to us your e-family

lovinam:
Proudmum38 was here on 29th May ie last friday. I'm a lil relieved.

Saw it yesternite too. I ve been putting them in prayer though

lovinam:
I guessed right. I know someone here has their contact cos proudad or so dropped it abi na for dream I see am? Old age don de set.

He was trying to say we should start exchanging contact and meet outside Nairaland but a lot of people go against it because if their identity especially those from the TTC thread. I reason along with them though.

So sad no one has their number. There is a lady who also stay in benin( cant remember her name) maybe she could have helped out.

Prouddad and proudmum38, peace of the lord be with you both.

lovinam:
Proudmom na cane we go carry come pursue u na. We don beg u tire u no wan show ya face. Na so beedam do us one time. All man just de para all over the thread, we no sabi say the girl de her neighbour house de chop amala and gbegiri. I tink dey even coook beans for am join sef. Oya madam show face!!!
Which team she be o!! Wey her team mates? I think July

It's true o. My lovie lovie . She be team July. Kaffy4bill na her team mate.

This isn't getting funny anymore.
Where is prouddad and proudmum38?
I pray all is well with them but my mind just couldn't settle since we didn't hear from them.

Atimes,its good to request for some people's contact oooo.

maran1983:
Hahaha, I have 2 lemons on my chest, you want?

Lemons ke? I ve closed for the day ma. Give them to nurse kaffy4bill

mummy2be:
How una dey now?beedam d trouble finder how is our cutie?my rgrds...Nursekaffy1 of Africa how work?epele o..proudmum hope all is well,na torchlight we dey take find u o abeg come out,lovinam how ur side?i salute everybody o

See life! Na only me be trouble maker abi?
What of kaffy4bill and joyousf wey dey drag breast pump with me ? They aren't troublesome abi?
What of Maran1983 that is giving out just one thing and three people dey for queue? Na she be the trouble starter sef

byvan03:
She no try at all but me no fit carry my mouth send my MIL packing oooo. Nah im son work be that if it becomes a necessity that she must leave, it's all good. Me don dey used to " do it yourself ".

I reported her to my hubby who called my dad asking of how to go about sending her back without letting his family know what is happening. So my people called her on naming day that I will be going to my father's house in ibadan for somethings we do after delivery. Na so she accept and me sef go enjoy for my papa house for one month.

maran1983:
Hahaha, you women are a bunch of clowns. Good for my soul. Have you tried eating dudu osun?

Leave that double bush woman alone jare. So what other new things are remaining jare because it's as if no hope for the pump anymore.

Kaffy,dont let me see you follow me again come here o

kaffy4bill:
U no see say she don reply say na Abuja she dey abi and asking madan joyousf ao to send d pump to her. U dey skip post

Ekiti is closer sef. I dey come Abj ooooo. Running to the airport now. I gats to get there first ooo

kaffy4bill:
Am eating tetmosol too ooo, me too want breastpump ooo...

Warn yourself oooo. Ketu is a stone throw from ojota o.

Make maran1983 mention where she dey live and I'm sure it's not Ekiti. Madam joyousf

maran1983:
Hahaha, troublesome aunty Beedam, I didn't know you wanted na as you didn't say anything about breast pump.

**shaking leg and thinking of the best punishment to give you**

She don answer you. Na Ekiti she day stay. U nko?

kaffy4bill:
@beedam, na lux u dey chop na wa ooo.. me dey jetetmosol and Dudu osun. ...me too want breastpump oo #runsoffb4shecatchesme#...

Infact send ur address,i dey come beat you now now

LyndaRoyce:
Lemons ko, lime ni.... Lol
I dey my dear... Na money I dey pursue...as I don hang boot, na money remain... #No rest 4 dis world#... How's ur cutie? Extend my kisses!
Beedam ke?.. Beedam na my person na! Anyother beedam na counterfeit! Even the one wey call herself "beevann"#tongue out#

@julieni, how ve u been dear.... Ur bobo nko? Do drop a dil for me biko.. My boys re waiting!
What's this one saying?...
Decent women don't get pregnant but they're allowed to f***k....... 4 ur mind u "decent"? U never talk true

Please what is f***k? I'm lost

ritayoung:
Am. 40week+4days and labour has refuse to start , pls house iS there anything I can do to help start it? because my doc has fixed a date to induced me which am scared of,pls mamas I nid ur advice,am also a FTM tnx

Relax pls,i also gave birth at 40wks+ 5 days. Just keep walking, baby is packing already. Congrats in advance

marcjane:
Thanks for the explaination.just saw the blood spotting for the 2nd time last night and in d midnight

t turned brownish colour,this usually occur during
urinating.
This morning it turned reddish and then brownish again.scan 8wks4d but i know is more than that cos my LMP was march 18.
doc gave me DUPHASTON dydrogestrone,MAXIRON and other medicine with no name.i do hv light pain and cramps.
pls where can dat ultrascan be done,i stay in surulere.Thanks
p.

I now remember it was DUPHASTON hour gave me too. Relax,it is well

kaffy4bill:
Easy wit d vex oo madam, its well wit us all. Ao is my bobo doin. Wen we go see now

Thanks jare.

You will be the first person I will see on this thread o. Tell me how we should go about it.

kaffy4bill:
Proudmom pls wia r u? Ao r u feeling now?
Proud dad pls respond ooooooo.. U guys r getting me worried now. Nid to knw ao she's fairing.. Pls kindly send ur mobile thru mail I beg

Prouddad and proudmum38 please,come out from wherever you are o.

byvan03:
Sent her packing ke? easy oooo! It's all good.

All through my nine months pregnancy, she didn't deem it fit to come check me even as my hubby no dey around and I don't have a mother. She came two days after I delivered and she will just sit down doing nothing. She couldn't even do the hot water massage for me. And she expects a FTM like me with heavenly tear to still walk around to do things for her. NO,i wont cos I don't pretend.

To add salt upon injury,she said she has blood pressure and doctor advised her to eat as early as 6am( trust me,i no do am as I no wan die now). So I should always wake up and help her and cook very early around 5am. I ate bread for the first three days I came home from hospital till my neighbour starts bringing food for me.

Baby will cry and suck me all through the night and she won't even turn to see what's happening to us.

She didn't clean the navel till a neighbour came to greet me and saw it. She asked y it isn't dry yet since we clean it, then she said she just lied to have been cleaning that the thing dey fear her. Can you imagine that someone with six children saying that.

Managing to cope with her won't be possible as I no get the energy to. I needed someone who will assist not add to my problem.

Sent her back the day after naming.

I already heard from other wives about her ways of coming and posing on the chair as "iya oko " but I gave her benefits of doubt( I hate back biting)

NB: this woman still look young and agile oooo. When her daughter sick,she stayed there for almost six months doing all the work.

I still dey vex sef! . She dey call me now and will joke like say make I send money to her account. But no way,that time don pass,she don show me who she be and I don delete her account tey tey. No mumu for my dictionary, na do me I do you. Make she face her son for all her need.

marcjane:
Thanks.
pls explain how it started and how it ended,aleast to give me hope.

Sweetheart, it just started a day I went to the toilet and I saw blood cloth in my urine. I was so scared and left for the hospital that night around 11pm. The doctor referred me to Union diagnostic in tejuosho the next morning and on the paper he gave me, I manage to see T.abortion which I immediately translated the T to threatened.

I was given my result at 7wks+ with nt so encouraging grammer( cant remember wetin dey there). I ran back to the clinic to show the doctor and he prescribed a drug for me( cant remember too,its been a while).

Then my mind was up and I check my pant almost every minute. I noticed another blood cloth and I called the doctor immediately, he said I shld use pad and come the next day.

Nothing came out again and I went to see him. He said I should relax and if I see anything, I should come. I started having headache when I got home. Called the doctor again and he was so blunt with me this time. He said "the chance of the baby survival is 50/50 and it lie in my hand too. Also,I should relax myself and avoid things that will raise my mind. No walking about even in the house except when necessary,no laughing out real loud,no house chores . He even said I should try and avoid films sef. That I can just relax myself reading inspirational books.

I listened to all he told me and believe me,the headache left immediately I heard the survival depends on me too.

That was how it stopped and I progress gradually till the final day.

You can get a copy of the supernatural childbirth to keep you busy and relaxed.

Wishing you a successful nine month journey in Jesus name. Amen

MGeey:
@joyousf, I bought tommee tippee manual breast pump on konga this month at 6k plus delivery rate of 1k making it 7k.

No need to say price anymore o. Na team dashing we dey ooo.
Been a while,how are you doing?

maran1983:
joyousf, where do you stay? I have a brand new tommee tippee electric breast pump I want to give out.

Oga oooo. I dey here dey look for who go dash me things ( pump included) since as I no get money to buy. No wahala o.

Madam joyous tell her where you dey stay o(I'm jealous sha o)

marcjane:
just went to urinate now and saw blood spotting.

Please try to relax yourself. Same happened to me too then but when the doctor told me it's 50/50 chance,i had to jejely respect myself by keeping calm,it was even world cup time and I was asked not to watch it sef and I used all drugs given religiously. My son will be four months on 3rd of June.

I pray you won't loose this too. You will testify to the glory of God soonest. Amen

lovinam:
Lyndaroyce only u! Kai! U be case. I never carry oo biko, o sorry I'm carrying lemons on my chest. *tongue out* Where have been hiding? Good to haave u back. Na u and Beedam fit each other.

We both be 5&6. Carry your lemon away from my front before I alert my son of awoof

kaffy4bill:
Morning peeps, ao was ur nite.
Proud mom, ao r u feeling now? Pele luv, sure my bro is taking care of u
@ beedam, no b so ooo, am back now so we can reschedule
@tikosdear, relax everytin wil fall into place
Everyone, ao is d kpekusing ministry, d pushing and vigilante goin
One love

I no dey come again