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Buharists live some of the most pathetic and deluded lives on earth. They defend anything so long it's coming from their god. They don't weigh issues against commonsense and conscience. So far it's coming from their god, their brains switch off and go on a very long recess, no wonder they call them ZOMBIES. That name is too apt. Meanwhile their god has proved time and over again that he's limited in intelligence and knowledge; he's yet to metamorphose into the 21st Century. National Carrier my foot. Dude's only interested in taking things back to the "Glory Days of the 80s". Well I don't blame him, I blame the zombies chest-beating for a man with a RAM of 520 MB whom cruel fate has foisted on us as our president. Jonathan was bad, this man is terribly worse. They want their country to be respected in the world as one of the emerging powers, but they want someone to present a NEPA bill as certificate in order to rule them. Then Plato who advocated for philosopher kings must be weeping in his grave now. Awon oloriburuku eni adanu. Sai Barber ko Sai hairdresser ni.

Useless OP

Yeyenatu

Baba oooo

Going for the tighter punny

God knows everything

Chisos

Just in case

No zombie is actually crying that the supreme court is perverting the course of justice. Useless fellows, if it favours them, it's a great thing, if not it's a miscarriage of justice.

If dem like make dem sentence Saraki to death e no concern me the guy na thief before so nothing spoil. I only wish Saraki to emulate Mr. Esther Rotimi Amaechi that doesn't like money.

BushidoBlue:
Hahahahahahahaaaa it's February keep calling them wailers...

When one year passes without a single achievement even Omojuwa go wail.

What do you expect from a zombie

Yeye dey smell

Oga o

Eku ojo ibi

Hehehehehe

cosmo84:
Nigeria receive help.

And where's the help coming from?

The decision of the Senate to blow the lid on the
controversy dogging the 2016 Budget was informed
by the need to forestall future occurrences and
prevent possible national embarrassment, sources in the legislature said at the weekend.

Sources in the Senate told the Sunday Tribune that
the lawmakers were more than alarmed at the
revelation that the Budget document submitted by
President Muhammadu Buhari grew wings shortly
after its presentation and was resubmitted through
the back door.

It was gathered that the lawmakers decided to blow
the matter open following suspicion that if this was
condoned, similar things could happen to bills after
the passage by the Assembly.

The senators at the Tuesday closed session of where the budget matter was revealed, were told that the budget was practically missing as some officials of the government were said to have quietly withdrawn the copy submitted by President Muhammadu Buhari and replaced the same.

Sources said that a claim at the closed session
indicated that there was high suspicion that the box
presented to the Joint Session of the National
Assembly by the President did not contain the
document.

One of the speakers was said to have told the
senators that it was after the presentation that two
copies of the budget were presented to the Clerk of
Senate and House of Representatives Committee on
Appropriation.

It was gathered that if the box presented by the
president contained the document, the box would
have been taken to the Office of the Clerk to the
National Assembly (CNA), who would in turn send the copies for printing and then to the Committees on Appropriation. But sources said at the closed session that the office of the CNA had nothing to do with the document as the budget copies were only deposited at the Appropriation Committees.

The senators were further told that it was, therefore, easy for the presidential aide to retrieve the budget from those officials and replace as he wished. Findings at the Senate Ethics Committee, which also probed the controversy over the document, confirmed that the presidential aide was
instrumental in the retrieval of the budget document from the Clerk of Senate Appropriation Committee after he had contacted the Acting Clerk to the Senate to help him reach the Clerk of Appropriation.

At the closed session, the senators were said to have preferred three courses of action, including moving a motion on the floor to alert the nation, using the Ethics Committee to probe the missing original document and asking Senate President Bukola Saraki to reach out to the president on the matter. But it was Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe who raised the issue through a Point of Order on Wednesday, making Saraki to publicly announce that the Senate was awaiting the report of the Ethics committee.

It was gathered that the Senate Ethics Committee
headed by Senator Sam Anyanwu interrogated the
Senior Special Assistant to the President on National Assembly, Senator Ita Enang, the Acting Clerk of Senate and the Clerk of the senate Appropriation Committee to get to the roots of the budget saga, leading to its verdict that Enang withdrew the document from the senate.

Investigations by Sunday Tribune, however,
confirmed that the Presidency has discovered the
two versions of the Budget 2016 and is set to clear
the air on the matter this week.
“The Presidency has confirmed the report of the
Senate that a doctored version of the budget is in
circulation. The Minister of Finance and some
presidential aides are to address the issue this week,” a source close to the matter told Sunday Tribune.


www.tribuneonlineng.com/2016-budget-drama-how-the-document-was-doctored

Jesu Kristi

The hole where ugly Osho has been permanently sentenced to is the one between Iara's thighs.

*in a closed door meeting*

Buhari: Bukola na me call you o. You sef you see the controversy wey this budget thing dey generate?

Saraki: Your excellency naso we see am o. How some people go come steal budget for NASS pass my power. But sha we go set up committee wey go investigate and sanction the culprits

Buhari: Bukola walahi make I talk truth, na me steal am. I wan use style cut down some things as per say Nigerians dey vex

Saraki: but you for tell me nah, no be say you go just steal am like that

Buhari: Ok no vex, just cover me make this package no leak out. You sha see say we don almost forget your CCT trial.

Saraki: well I will talk to my people and see what we can do.

Buhari: what of the feedeefee senators?

Saraki: baba no worry, I no how I go handle them. The problem now is that many people have heard and the online wailers are already wailing. What we go do about those ones na the koko.

Buhari: no worry jare. As per the people, The Nation, Premium Times, Punch and Sahara Reporters go handle them well and the online wailers, I trust my wife's Rice Eaters to do justice to them.

Saraki: good baba you have it all worked out. Once a general, always a general. But as I dey enter, reporters plenty for entrance o. Wetin we wan do those ones?

Buhari: find one lie give them jor. No be APC member you be? You no sabi lie again? Wait sef make I call Lai make he find one lie borrow you.

*both actors exit stage*
*light fades out*
*curtains draw on stage*

Aregbe iyaf kill me

For a while, I've been following the probe into how the $2.1 billion meant for the procurement of arms to prosecute the war against insurgency was spent with keen interest. No matter my political leanings, I have no soft spot for issues of corruption. I normally allow the law to take its course and reach a logical conclusion instead of passing unnecessary comments as I can't not vouch for ANY politician whenever it comes to the administration of public funds. Irrespective of party leanings, the actions of these kleptomaniacs we call politicians are affecting all of us thus I can never support a corrupt politian and no sane human being should do except those who have sold their soul to the devil.

However I've been forced to break my silence because the pent up anger in me tipped over when I read this news www.nairaland.com/2860596/olisa-metuh-tears-efcc-statement. The news shows for the umpteenth time the unprofessional attitude of our law enforcement agents especially the EFCC in prosecuting corruption cases. It beggars belief and negates commonsense when we are daily inundated with tales from the EFCC and DSS investigation room. We are treated daily with stories emanating from the EFCC about suspects still under investigation. From what a suspects says to how he behaves in detention and what he does in the morning till night. In fact this shameful act has gotten to the stage that we now get pictures of statements that were purportedly written by suspects.

In my humble opinion, this smacks of gross irresponsibility and crass incompetence on the part of the EFCC. What happens to doing discrete but effective investigations? How will supposed professional investigators be deliberately leaking sensitive information to the public? The rate at which this is going, we might soon start getting live feeds on when suspects sleep, what they eat, how they sneeze and yawn. The EFCC should look inwards and search itself for officers that are responsible for this shameful act and punish them appropriately. This behaviour can impede the fight against corruption as it can provide prospective suspects with information of what to expect in the EFCC detention and how to prepare their resistance. But more importantly, it is unnecessarily subjecting suspects to public opprobrium making guilty verdict to be passed on them without even being proven guilty by the courts. It is a sort of emotional trauma for their families and loved ones and besides the right to fair hearing is a fundamental human right entrenched in our constitution.

This shameful act must stop, we don't need to know what a suspect said, the people he mentioned, how he acted in detention, what he ate last night and who they are going for next. We don't need this delirium and dance of shame in the name of investigation. What we need are results; the yam eaters being brought to justice, punished for their wicked and inhuman acts while are yams get returned to the barn.

With how things are going, I'm afraid those calling it a media trial are being justified.

asadike:
Welcome back to d millitary era, welcome to 1984. welcome to the more you look . the less u see, welcome to change- a backward change

Why do you think this is back to 1984?

“LET someone come quickly to Macedonia to help PDP. The party is sinking” “How do you mean the party is sinking? It is the official opposition party and is doing fine in that respect” “Its General, who had been firing on all cylinders, has been captured by ‘enemy’ forces” “And who can that be?” “Olisa Metuh, of course; the PDP National Publicity Secretary” “That is serious; who kidnapped him – Fulani herdsmen or who?” Forces mightier than any herdsmen have taken the man out of circulation” “If I may ask again, who could that be?” “Almighty EFCC, of course! They took the man into custody” “You are an alarmist! The way you couched your statement, it was as if something really terrible happened to the man” “What can be more terrible than the EFCC gulag? They come out of the place leaving their voices behind””Anyway, it will be really bad if the ruling APC is behind your man’s arrest””He is not my man in the real sense of the word. I am only being conscious of the need for a vibrant opposition as the fulcrum of any democracy properly so-called””If the APC is trying to muffle the opposition, I will be cross with President Muhammadu Buhari””They are not coming out frontally but acting by proxy””I disagree. EFCC is an independent agency; unlike in the time of Jonathan, it is now very active”” I agree it is now very active, but doing so like Fela’s zombie” “How do you mean?” “It is uni-directional; demolishing the PDP like the zombies did Fela’s Kalakuta Republic””Nobody can give such an order in a democratic setting; not even the president can” “Don’t be too sure. Buhari is a military man, you know” “Was a military man, you mean to say” “Once a soldier, always a soldier. I hear they give them an injection that does not leave their blood. Didn’t you see Obasanjo” “Baba is a different kettle of fish, so don’t attempt a comparison between him and Buhari” “Something worse than Odi and Zaki-Biam is on the way. Once a vibrant opposition is muzzled, the way will be clear for the dictator to bare his fangs” “I don’t support dictatorship, but on this issue of Metuh, I most respectfully submit that the man is the architect of his own destruction” “I agree with you. For being outspoken against the powers-that-be, he drew undue attention to himself” “That is not what I mean. From reports, he has a case to answer over Dasukigate.
 
Are you saying he should be overlooked simply because he is trying hard to outdo Lai Mohamed?” “Of course, no sinner should go unpunished; but what is sauce for the APC should also be sauce for the PDP” “How do you mean?” “Can the APC tell us how they too funded their presidential campaign? Did they or did they not touch public funds?” “You are not being realistic. A knife does not sharpen itself; neither can a mirror see itself” “Meaning?” “APC as the ruling party cannot probe itself, just as PDP when it was the ruling party never probed itself” “So you support a sectional anti-graft war?” “It has nothing to do with my support or otherwise; that is how such things work out here” “So you don’t see any reprieve coming the way of PDP?” “Unfortunately, I see none. Had it wanted any, it would have behaved differently when it was in power” “How?” “By building virile and independent institutions; had it made the EFCC truly independent when it had control, it would have been difficult for the same EFCC to be unleashed on it today” “So it is nemesis catching up with PDP” “Correct! And the same nemesis awaits the APC down the line. One day it, too, will leave office and will be called upon to give account” “That looks so much like a game of musical chairs” “I think it is worse; it is tragi-comedy of the worst order” “Then PDP is doomed with their mouthpiece now silenced” “I don’t think so. They have other options”“The Jalo of a man who stepped into Metuh’s shoes is not convincing” “He will grow on the job” “He is too conciliatory and apologetic; it’s like he is not too sure of himself” “It is more than that. If you are in the man’s shoes you, too, will cast constant glances over your shoulders” “I will not! What is worth doing at all is worth doing well. I will even outdo Metuh in my combativeness and truculence” “That will be so if you did not visit the ONSA during the arms money bazaar” “I see! It is amazing how so many PDP top shots soiled their hands in the arms fund bazaar” “Not PDP alone; military men and journalists, too. Recently, even traditional rulers have been fingered” “I will not be surprised if men of the cassocks also get a mention very soon” “That is in the nature of bazaars. It’s usually an all-comers affairs” “The only people left out of it were the poor””Unfortunately, they are the ones who bear the brunt” “Exactly! PDP or APC, the poor are the guaranteed losers” “Don’t you think PDP was foolish?
 
They boasted they would rule till eternity but see how they crashed like humpty-dumpty” “It is in the nature of politicians on these shores. APC is already displaying similar mentality already” “How?””They should be building institutions and not strong personalities” “But without strong men, how could they have won the elections?” “Winning elections is one thing; forming and running government in a way that will make them win future elections is another” “I see! But there are more ways than one to kill a dog. Once there is no vibrant opposition, the coast is clear for them to ride rough-shod over the polity” “It is not going to be that easy. Nature abhors vacuum. Metuh or no Metuh, PDP will still mount strong opposition to this government” “I agree. Men like Femi Fani-Kayode and Doyin Okupe, for instance.
 
Pardon me, I can’t remember the other one’s new name” “It does not matter. They have thrown their hats into the ring already, but let us hope they will go far” “Do you foresee the EFCC also neutralising them?” “If they, too, visited the ONSA; why not? He who comes to equity, as they say, must come with clean hands” “The problem of big men in Nigeria is that virtually all of them have skeletons in their cupboards” “What is the salary of the president? If Nigerian leaders live on their salaries, they will be some of the poorest folks on earth” “So what do they live on?” “On ONSA bazaars! There is no corner you turn in this country that you will not bump into one bazaar or another” “I see! That is why the whole place is a cesspit of corruption” “Can there, then, be anyone who is not tainted? That question has always agitated my mind” “Don’t give yourself hypertension, please; times are hard and going to India on medical tourism is not cheap” “You are right; especially with the Naira on a free fall in the market. Zimbabwe, here we come!” “Tufia! Eewo! I reject it in Jesus name!” “Amen! But the prognosis is nowhere near good; especially with the recent visit here of the IMF boss” “Come to think of it: Did she come on her own or was she invited?” “Either way, when you see vultures hovering in the sky, know that morbidity is around the corner” “We have learnt our lessons. IBB’s and Olu Falae’s SAP taught us hard lessons” “One was disgraced out of office and the other cut a pitiable sight after his ordeal in the hands of Fulani herdsmen not long ago” “The Law of Karma is weighty and inscrutable” “Karma, is he a Nigerian?” “No; were he one, the rich and powerful would have found it very easy to escape him” “Is Buhari contemplating an IMF loan?” “The big hole in his N6 trillion budgets has to be plugged anyhow” “I thought they said Okonjo-Iweala was the World Bank\IMF stooge and they have a new woman as Finance Minister?” “The elite are the same; they think and act alike” “We need men and women of the people in the corridors of power” “They are hard to come by” “Men like Awo, Ayodele Awojobi, Gani Fawehinmi, Tai Solarin, and talakawa defenders like Aminu Kano” “All the people you mentioned are dead; will they, like the biblical Lazarus or the dead dry bones, resurrect from their graves to salvage the country?” “I know there are other Nigerians cast in their mould but I cannot immediately think of any now” “I will help you; Buhari is one of such conscientious Nigerians but a tree will not make a forest” “We are back to where we began this discussion. Six months over and the situation has not improved for the man on the street” “It will take more than six months for an economy that, for decades, was consistently compromised to be repaired” “I am afraid solutions will not come easy or pretty fast” “That is usually the problem. Otto von Bismarck said it comes with sweat, blood, and tears” “That’s serious; that name does not sound Nigerian” “Correct; it is German but until we have our own Bismarck, we are not likely to make headway” “In other words, you are preaching revolution. You are going to get people frightened” “Only those who are afraid of their shadows have got to fear” “Like anyone who visited the ONSA, for instance?” “Exactly!” “What if Okupe and Fani-Kayode also visited the ONSA?” “Even if they did not visit the ONSA of Sambo Dasuki, it is likely they visited some other ONSAs” “That is serious!” “Really serious! When the books of their own ONSAs are opened, we shall see”
 
LAST WORD: Who, then, will rescue PDP? Governor Ayodele Fayose has been upbeat but is at the moment enjoying a well-deserved break. When he returns, the fireworks, hopefully, will resume. Governor Segun Mimiko as chairman of the PDP governors’ forum has been too gentlemanly for the kind of ‘rofo-rofo’ fight that the times demand. PDP acting (?) chairman, Uche Secondus, has been incognito; now a court order has stripped him of the pretence of office. Ahmed Gulak, who engineered the court order, is too busy in pursuit of his ambition to lift a finger in defence of the party he desperately wishes to lead. And, if I may ask, where is Jonathan, the party leader by virtue of PDP’s constitution?


tribuneonlineng.com/decapitating-the-pdp

Who doesn't know?

The same sewer rats that said their god Buhari should not be held responsible for the carnage in Bayelsa because "it's not him that ordered thugs to massacre people" are also the same people that said GEJ should be held responsible for their fabricated Ektigate. A set of useless beings. Since the Ekitigate tape is still with you guys, why can't you use it to remove Fayose or better still get it across to Don Jazzy or Young John to give you some danceable beats. Awon eranko lasan.

APC should mourn rather than rejoice

Ghenghen something

And Lai Muhammed be like:
Every lie I told was a hit back to back from "blame
everything on GEJ" to "Boko has been defeated" and
campaign promises yet no trust from Nigerians.
Iyalaya anybody technical lying ti take over.
And devil (father of all liars) be like: Egbon Lai if you
want my position come and take it.

Godwin

Na everybody wan get house for banana island

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