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This woman must be Yoruba who married Igbo, because I hear Igbo women don’t cheat.

For this one to even kill her husband by dousing him with petrol and setting him on fire, I can only blame her Yoruba nature and excess consumption of amala and ewedu.

tunmiluabi:
Yes, you are correct... up to date I cant tell what happened.

Hypergamy happened.

Find the red pill and swallow it. It will give you closure

youngest85:
Poverty minded

There’s no beauty and gratitude in your soul. Sad.

This is to state that although she may decline to call herself a feminist, all too aware the connotations of such a word bode poorly for her reputation,
she is ailed by the same penis envying inferiority complex that the most rabid and outspoken of feminist ideologues are.

One of the most dangerous type of women are those that claim to not be feminists but act like feminists.

Remember, watch their actions not their words.

sisisioge:


The way you dey always call me on top matters sef.

Mate you not my sister again?

Ibechris2:
I am very happy for ur decision but my brother,marriage isn't over rated never. After all, in a football field not all the players completes the season so is marriage.

Every decision is good but remember that old age is not good to live without offsprings.

There are millions of senior citizens the world over whose children have abandoned them in old age.

Having offspring isn’t a guarantee of care or love from them in old age

hapydaddy:
I noticed that a lot of men aren't mentally ready for marriage. The feminine folk aren't men so you don't expect them to think like you. Until you understand all these basics, marriage will look like a warzone to u. How can u be slapping your wife to the point that it's now a Normal thing...
Sometimes my wife can be very unbelievable but all I do is to calm down..sometimes i may even be wrong... There are only a few percentage of women that thinks like a man.
A woman will always be a woman

Are you saying women are incapable of rational thought and also lack civil and reasonable conflict resolution skills?

Sisisioge, is this guy right? Should I be worried?

Gaggi:
Writing like an illiterate. One person writes all these fictitious stories and then deliberately use grammatical errors to make it seem like it's written by different people.

Nairaland has degenerated, when you no longer have intelligent people who can come up with good topics, they get dumb people to come up with fictitious stories to drive traffic.

For real, man. This particular OP always has salacious and sensational stories to tell.

I think he’s one of nairaland’s paid writers. I guess Seun pays them per view and comment.

sisisioge:


Lobatan!

But my dear, you should have reported him accordingly when he raped you instead of comfortably stepping into the role of his mistress. Chai...you never denied him seex, you made sure he was satisfied.... Chai! He was spending money on you and your family but you and your mom had no idea he might want to marry you? He even gave you a store that isn't brand new and no one told you it previously belonged to Mrs Oga?...

Let's just thank God for life...this story better be fake.

It is well.

This story is faker than a 2000 naira note

Miszflavour:
My phone was down yesterday and when I charged it late this night and decided to Browse and boom...I came across a story that look like mine. I wonder if he thought I wouldn't see it or what?
Yes we live on the same street!
When he was building his house my mum worked for him as a labourer and me and my younger brother used to run around his car anytime he came to supervise. He used to give us snacks and money. My mum was selling few drinks and pure water to the other labourers on the site while still worked daily with them. All this for us to go to school. I was then in JSS3 . This man show interest in our family when he heard my dad was late and no one was taking care of us.
My mum trusted him alot, sometimes when he came around my mum will cook for everyone including him to eat. He always dash her money. He later stopped my mum from working at the site but gave her 20k to buy more drinks and be selling.my mum business started growing fast during that period. Me and my younger brother resumed school. By the time am through with my JSS3 long vacation and entered ss1 ,this man has already completed his duplex but they never moved in.
We use to fetch water in that house because he gave my mum the gate key for her to be cleaning the compound,with 10k per month but he gave her xtra money for upkeep out of his own generosity.
Sir,I know you will be reading this,am sorry that it has to come to this open confession but I have no choice than to clear my family names.
Sir ,do you remember when I told you about my SSCE waec results on phone , you payed for it so you deserve to know my results. You told me you will be coming to the site soon that you're planning to relocate your family there,so you want to rush some things to be in order?
You came that day,my mum cooked for you and asked me to bring the food along to your house. After showing you my excellent results,you promised to send me through higher institution. I told you am going home so you asked me to follow you upstairs to see how you have furnished your master bedroom...you locked the door... You forcefully had sex with me ...twice in a roll...you raped me and took away my virginity�
You promised me heaven and earth to not tell my mum. Ofcos,I couldn't bring myself to tell my mum because she idolize you,you are her angel sent from above if you don't know.
Your family moved in,you got me an admission,paid everything and always lavishing money on me and my family,which we are forever grateful for.
You never gave me a breathing space while in school. You always come around ,sex me till you satisfied your urges. I never knew what was going on in your marriage untill when I came back from camp and your wife called me to curse me on phone,you were also there with me and I put the phone on speaker. What happened after then I do not know. You left my place out of annoyance is all I knew.
Meanwhile,you gave me a surprised gift of a baby shop,filled up with foreign goods as my graduation gift. How would I know that it belong to your wife?
Immediately I got admission was when you opened a provision shop for my mum. We are all grateful for whatever you have done for us but please do not make my family look like a bad person we are not .

I have never for once denied you of sex because I know how much you love and enjoyed sex. I always made sure you're satisfied.
You always wanted to marry me,but I can't just be your second wife,and besides, check our age gap...is too much.
Meanwhile,the guy am pregnant for is who I love and he love me too with the little he had. We both went to school together,he knows about you and everything about us.All your threats won't work on us.
Is not my fault that you abandon your wife!
Is not my fault that you've lost your business!
Is not my fault that you're madly in love with an innocent girl like me!
So please ,stop putting all the blames on me and my family. My mother did not know we had an affair up till today,and do not force me to tell her everything because,you will be doomed.
Respect yourself and let me be. Just forget about me and focus on your family.
#jugdeMeNot

Eweleke. Seun done hammer. Idi egwu

Tell Ada to cut her mother off. Simple.

You cannot force love, neither should you tolerate and even accommodate hatred and toxicity.

Semade8076, there is nothing new here. You are just another casualty in a long line of married men whose wives reduced the frequency and quantity of sex they get.

Your needs are no longer a priority to your wife because she feels she no longer needs to fulfill them for you to give her what she truly desires: family and children. You were always a means to an end, and now that end has been achieved the tool (you) has been discarded.

Like I said earlier, you aren’t the first husband to go through this, but you gotta flip the script to your advantage.

You need to start:
1. Occupying your time with other activities that don’t include her, particularly self development (hobbies, additional money making skill, gaming). It’s time to add something to yourself and raise your profile to, at least, introduce some mystery to intrigue her.
This is not to say you should never spend time with her, you should but it should be residual time from after your self development activities. Help around the house where necessary only, not doing things that you think will make her want to fûck you: never negotiate for sex.

2. Go out more.

3. Pay attention to and improve your appearance. That means new clothes, shoes, perfume, etc. You must become a new man, but still the same you

4. Get a bloody side chick that will satisfy your sexual urges when they bubble up.
This goes without saying that you must never beg or try to negotiate with your wife for sex. If she’s in the mood oblige her properly. If she refuses you too often reduce the frequency of your attempts at trying to do it with her, that’s why you have a side chick after all.

5. Watch out for cues someone else isn’t giving her the D. Be absolutely sure she gives it to only you. If you catch her cheating you know what to do.

6. If she doesn’t realign after points 1-4, go and meet your grandma to realign your wife’s head for you.

7. Good luck.

bkool7:
Your only solution is to marry her.
Then you can complain

Lol. How cute

TheGoodJoe:
Yes in a way. But, at the end, women change and their desires flip. So will he continue running from woman to woman, or will try to find out how to figure the woman out.

He needs to give effort to unravel her. Does not mean he should bend over but try to solve the problem.

I say he finds out what is wrong. Not seeking a reward for his effort. If she is not forthcoming, he moves on. Not before but after.

One major rule of life is to discard whatever becomes useless to you. The difference between winning and losing is the degree to which this rule is understood and applied.

As far as this guy’s girlfriend is concerned, he’s only useful to her for financial and welfare benefits, that’s why she’s treating him this way. The moment he goes broke she will discard him. She has found a better guy to fulfill her sexual desires, otherwise we won’t be reading this thread. He does not need any more effort to unravel the reason for her sudden frigidity than a simple, basic question as to why she’s no longer “in the mood”. If that question is insufficient to make her speak, he should also withdraw himself from the relationship like she has withdrawn sex. He has asked her and she says she’s tired. Tired for two months? . Myself, I would be tired of the relationship as well. Tired cancel tired.

If she has a problem she should raise it instead of weaponising sex. Any woman that weaponises sex must be dumped unceremoniously. Sexual release is one of the most important physiological needs of a human, more so the male gender.

If you think you’ve seen the worst, think again. The countdown to the end times is approaching the end. The world is gone full blown mammon worship and these are the things you’ll continue seeing, along with twerking and masturbating on Instagram live.

Una never chi chon chin

Wow. One of the greatest drummers in the entire world. The man that could play drums and make you think there were three drummers when he was the only one doing his magic.

Many people don’t know this man is responsible for very much of Fela’s success and, in fact, Fela was never able to replace him after leaving.

Tony Allen left Fela after the Unknown Soldier saga that cost Fela a lot in every respect. Tony Allen said he wasn’t ready to die and japaed.

You cannot tell the story of Afrobeat without mentioning Tony Allen, he built that sound with Fela.

Rest In Peace, sir. Thanks for blessing us with your talents.

TheGoodJoe:
If it is marriage, which is most likely, nothing wrong in her giving you a push to do the right thing. Do not feel hurt if it is marriage. It shows she cares about you and wants to spend the rest of her life with you. Do you want to?

What I fear from these kind of ladies is that, they are the type that can deny their husbands bed happiness for six months if she is angry.

Permit me to disagree with this. His babe no longer finds him attractive or fûckable. If he tries to persuade her to give him pûssy now, that will be the new normal in the relationship.

He should move on. That is his best course of action, otherwise it will end in tears for him.

You can not negotiate attraction. A woman who wants to fûck you will do so in the most seedy place imaginable. If she doesn’t, if you like take her to Burj Khalifa, she will only do so as a reward for your efforts.

What you want is a woman who desires nothing more than your côck. If you can’t get that, drop her speedily.

crackkhaus:
Who no go no know. Even you sef know

Badt guy

Na you be OG baba. I defer.

bukatyne:
@bold:

Biko permit me to laugh

Is your hair natural? I used to find the mixture of rosewater + extra virgin olive oil or water + evoo softening.

Apply overnight and wear a plastic cap. Yoi can also have a small spray bottle and apply little while rhey are making the hair.

Opposite sex masseuse, I feel you jare.

Unfortunately, the boys are thr best for the job.

My friend your husband can’t massage you? Why are you wasting his hands?

nautybride:
. Not talking. Lips sealed

Come on. Don’t be shy. Aren’t you a big girl again. Ah ah

crackkhaus:
Am I mad? Who no like better tin...

@happy ending, I dey suspect you.
You must be a connoisseur of female professional services.

. . . I am 26, lightskin, graduate of economics, busty with the perfect hourglass shape.
DM me for your full body massage with happy ending. . .

Ah ah. Not professional, just very well and enthusiastically done.

You see as you expose yourself by yourself with the hooded?

Elui2:
you shouldn't be telling this to me na..you have a daughter right or you are going to have a daughter right?

Whether or not I have a date is irrelevant.

You should be more worried about whether there’s any merit to my comment or not.

Martinez39s:
Some will think I am lying, but you must read to the end to grasp the master key I am dropping for free. This simple and short tip will work wonders, even on stubborn and very pretty girls. With this master technique, no female is beyond your reach.

To be brief, to get 99% of girls to chase you vigorously, adhere to following (please be patient and read to the end to get it):
(1) Put on good clothes, and be at your best.
(2) Be confident and bold (you will really need these). There would be no need to memorize any pick-up lines, or learn any manner of approach.
(3) Station yourself at any route your crush or target is sure to take (or will most likely take). If it's a free area, the better for you. Once you have done (1), (2), and (3), you must not relax because the fourth step, which is the final step is the most crucial and delicate. It will demand skill and agility. Let's go,

(4) As your heartthrob approaches, quickly snatch her handbag and valuables and start jogging in a straight line.

I swear, 99% of girls will chase you vigorously if you can do this. Some people think I am lying; just wait until girls like petypriñcess, SweetCuñt97, fuñmisticqueen2, casalindaa, pocohantãs, Otedola's daughters, etc start chasing me when I do this.

Sorry is your name

ibkayee:
Lol have a nice night this guy

And stay safe x

Ib send the mail. Don’t let my mail waste jor. Btw, where are you based?

bukatyne:
Hahahahahahaha @ ririkuri

When nautybride comes for you, I am not here.

I wouldn’t make it as a gyno for real.

I’m sure nautybride understands I mean no harm. Still won’t be a bad idea to wear my helmet just in case

ibkayee:
Ok I’m a stripper, do you have a framework that caters to such line of work?

Lol jokes aside, I’m genuinely not single.

I’m a man of principles, I assure you I harbour no intentions of stealing you from your boo.

But if you were a stripper, I’d first need to inspect your tools of your trade. Professionally, of course, just to be thorough and all

bukatyne:
May God forgive all of you.

I get free massages, so you know any happy endings are absolutely organic

ibkayee:
Lmao bye, so you don’t even know the field I work in and you’re adamant on giving me career tips

You’re funny

Ko matter nau. I’m very sure I can give you actionable tips. You’ll probably be VP of your organization by year’s end . A trial shall convince you. See opportunity slipping away fa

ibkayee:
Give me a clue of what career tips you want to talk about, do you even know what I do?

How will I know if you don’t ell me? And I doubt you want to expose yourself to the entire NL .

Mail me jor. Ko fi story si le

ibkayee:
Lol I don’t believe you

A trial, as they say, will convince you.

Hmu: belafonte864@gmail.com

It’s time to take your career to the next level

bukatyne:
Depends on the guy na.

A female masseuse? A female barber? A female tailor?

I can't think of any 'general' professional service.

I not sure too many men would be uncomfortable with female massueux. They usually get happy endings so getting a female to rub them down night even be deliberate. And knowing what little I do of Crackkhaus, he’s not one to reject good tin

bukatyne:
It is called a professional service.

And often times, they are looking at a screen, not at you.

Abi you want to add gynecology to your massaging skills ni?

Nooo. Gyno ke, I ain’t ready to ririkuri

But about the hairdressing thingy, had an ex who always wanted me to run my fingers through her hair massaging her scalp. She found it soothing too. Maybe nautybride didn’t like the wrong person ‘soothing’ her