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"rusticated from the university" is not a good life-time qualification no matter how rich he is.

have fun till you drop

why all these pressure? It's not eazy to be a sick president o

dickele na mallam na

imhotep:
MASTER: "Does God exist"?

DISCIPLE: "Yes"

MASTER: "Wrong"

DISCIPLE: "No"

MASTER: "Wrong again"

DISCIPLE: "What's the answer?"

MASTER:  "There is no answer".

DISCIPLE: "Why ever not"?

MASTER:  "Because there is no question. If you cannot say anything about Him who is beyond thoughts and words, how can you ask anything about Him?"

u try but didn't make me believe. . .

Praise the Lord. .O' my soul, Bless the Lord, O' my soul

keep 'em coming, Abu

A big woman is one that has money, while a fat woman is big in structure and does not even have an account.

Pls, the user can't be for sale. . .erm . .Ben-10 is not for sale yet

Railway workers are all over this thread

koolchicco:
About the Comedian, Xynerise!

Xynerise always exhibits his potential

This thread has been posted earlier

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-381835.0.html

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Nigerian Girls who :

Are Skinny Thinks they are Models or should be Models
Are Fat Thinks they will make better Wives
Are short Thinks they are born agains

Are tall thinks it was of their making .
Are poor thinks they are homely
Are rich thinks they are too much for one man

Are below 15 wants the time to start moving faster
Ar, e in their 20s wants the time to start moving slowly
Are in their 30s wants the time to stand still

Are in their 40s wants the time to start moving backwards
Are Christians thinks they deserve all the good men
Are Married thinks it was because they are too smart

Are not married thinks it was evil wish from their relatives
Are married to rich men thinks they should have married another rich guy if the present husband didnt come along

Are married to poor guys thinks the husband is lazy
Are lucky to have Children thinks it was because of their righteousness
Are not lucky to have Children Blame their evil relatives

(c)2010 Sam Milla

sweetliet, you hid yaself from moi bah?

Pat, how ya exams? mixed u

23?

at least he spoke inglish

lol that name is scary

Pat how body?

she has volunteered to be the referee, so sound her instead. . .

u try. . .c & p

Break the relationship now cos she'll be a great cheat in the nearest future.

seem like you've not purchased your own kiosk or are you just a buyer?

Since you're just a buyer, bid for my usernames na

how many of una attend service yesterday? Abbey, how was ya nyte?

Ctrl C and V. . . .if I get the original version, I'll post the link.

. . . .and what is dickele feeling like? he's no model of mine

nice joke

This

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-381552.0.html

chei u don finish am

nich:
benjie! so you wan do insider trading today wey stock market no open? nna, u're playing with gaol term.

how bodie?

lol, I no know wetin carry me come market the climate change is really affecting my pocket

lao:
People just lie about being busy, that they cannot take time out to call their loved ones. am sure he is so busy he forgets to eat or use the washroom. if a guy really loves you yeah, he might be busy but he will always remember to call the one he loves no matter how busy he can be.

Not only doctors, it implies to all professional jobs that are likely demanding.

About forgetting to eat, sure it happens. . .

For such people weekends and free work days are best for meetings.

Nich, Abbey, Dani and Pharoh una good morning

LOL Everytime the ladies complain

Lagos is working. . .Badagry Express is working, Thanks to Julius Berger!

Gidson12, abeg give Abbey the diapers make we hear word

dickele ya username no gree move my market