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I'm not here all this while o. . . you'll explain to Dani when he comes

That's the grasshopper's testimony

clems get behind me!

why you dey pity for the stupid thin

confused winch

That's not true!

Nope! I dare not!

I luv those kids

LOL I be like trader

nice joke

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

cpatra:
Congrat! u just won the gold medal in d stupidity tournament, keep it up!

that should be Dani

Let me pretend I didn't hear someone speak

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.

The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he'll get back with them on that request.

A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get married in Heaven. To his surprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out, will we be able to get a divorce?"

With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here, you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer?"

huh

confirmed!

everyday aiint Halloween, Lysaa

@topic

It's not true joh

see ya klegs

Too many stories

are u sure you're in love?

your number is always switched off.

Not a bad idea.

Tax payers money is going in again.

A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him.
God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second in your time."

Then the young man asked God what a million dollars was to Him.
God replied, "A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you."

Then the young man got his courage up and asked: "God, could I have one of your pennies?" God smiled and replied, "Certainly, just a second."

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered water"?

The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

lol ctrl A, C and V. . .

hmm. . .nothing's to be done lol