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oya expatiate ewu what is Zimbabwe?

lol stop diverting

because it's kunbee; let me contribute

hmmm another thread short of adjectives

see this militant wey no fit stand

Corrutp votres

A for Apple. . . B for By.

tautology

Dem no reach levels. . .levels dey change by the day

I loveth thou               - King James inglish

The thread has finally changed

LOL take heart

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.

L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean . What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her

L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she is white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: ‘Polish Remover’

na u be our oga over all

what is clems and dickele waiting for? get them the shovel for a 6feet dig.

ctrl A, ctrl C, Ctrl V and refined with new names.

love this fight

who dash monkey banana