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winchard the chain smoker

wish u same.

crayman where u go hide?

Unlike you, I'm innocent.

Dickele no get respect for molue conductors o

No be ya family member? u don begin deny am

turn ya mouth wella abeg

That guy na head of department for Fashola agberos o

how old is your own ass?

As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn't use condoms with her husband. So over the years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too died.

Eventually, Maria's time also came and she too died. At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he looked up into the heavens and said, "At last, they are finally together."

A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"

The priest answered: "I mean her legs."

How u take know? oya begin confess~

The world football body has announced that the 2010 world cup final in South Africa would not be played by foot, but by hand. All fifa countries and fans around the world have been informed.

Players would be asked to throw in as many goals as they want into the opponent's goal post. This new and hilarious decision was taken yesterday by Fifa, after Ireland &
France World Cup Qualifying match that took place in France.

According to this new fifa rules, national teams would comprise a selection of both men and women, since men and women would be playing together for the first time in World Cup history.

wetin u see before, Jeo?

Mamma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in.

Snatching up the kid, Mamma ran for the mousehole but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it.

Finally in desperation she whipped around and shouted "Bark, Bark" at the cat.

The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Mamma mouse turned to her baby and said, "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!"

every1 has ran off

offline kiss

Bad pikins

Thinker like you

I love an atmosphere like dat

Studio still leads in our confused world followed by u

welcome back, monkey

I wasn't referring to 3direct but to Studio

I'm a grazer too

adventure:
My good people of Nigeria. there is more good news coming out of this UTME just wait and keep your fingers crossed, my Uncle who work with Ministry of Education Abuja has already given me a count down on this matter.

Pls we're all ears. . .

He's always confused just like studio

yeah tiny thin